Krystal Skellington
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Joined 07-09-08, id: 1629666, Profile Updated: 02-22-11
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Invader Zim, and 9.

Hi, my name is Rinnie. I like to read and write and draw. I won an art contest at my school, youth art month. I like nightmare before christmas, corpse bride, 9, invader zim, jthm, alice in wonderland, and a lot more. Thanks for coming to my profile, if you want to get to know me, just message me and i'd love to talk :) I am Team Iggy, not Team Edward or Team Jacob. Maybe Team Jaypaw. Or Team Dumbledore. Team Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill?

I am Christian. I believe in God and Jesus. I do not however, believe in hell, or that my merciful and understanding God would send someone into hell for being different. I believe in acceptance and good will for everyone. do not hate, but love and accept and respect.

My youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/SkellingtonSisters

My deviantart: http:///

Please check them out :3

TO EVERYONE WHO IS WAITING FOR AN ADDITION TO MY 9 SUPERHERO MOVIE FIC i'm starting it over. i've been having a little darkness in my life lately. i promise though. i will make new material, mainly 9 fics, my main concern 9 superhero movie. Thank you for your time, it will be worth it :)

SIGN ST. FANG OF BOREDOM'S PETITION!!

http:///axtoksrp/petition.html

STOP KRISTEN STEWART AND ROBERT PATTINSON FROM PLAYING MAX AND FANG IN THE MOVIE!!

Spread the word!

i am a proud BonejanglesXEmily shipper, and i will scream it to the world!! SCREEEEEE!!

Random Favs/Info:

Cheese: Mozzerella

Cracker: Cheezits

Cereal: Frosted Miniwheats

Dessert: Cake

Toaster Strudel Flavor: Boston Cream

Fruit: Apples

Juice: Grape

Color:Green

Animal: White Tiger

Movie: 9

Fav. HP character: Hermione

Fav. MR character: Iggy!

Fav. Twilight character: i hate twilight

Fav. Girl name: Marietta

Fav. Guy name: Sean.. like my boyfriend

Fav. cheesecake flavor: chocolate chip

Fav. Ben n Jerrys flavor: Phish food... :3

And that's all I can think of for now!


What is your occupation?

Student, all time pencil artist and fanfic writer

What color is your underwear?

black XD

What are you listening to right now?

I'm So Sick by Flyleaf

What was the last thing you ate?

Waffles and Miniwheats

If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

Green

How is the weather right now?

Hot outside.

Favorite drink?

grape juice

Favorite sport to watch?

Nada

Have you ever dyed your hair?

nope

Do you wear contacts or glasses?

neither

Pets?

a syrian hamster named Lacey

What is your favorite T.V. show?

Invader Zim, Codename Kids Next Door, Adventure Time, tons of others

What was the last movie you watched?

um, 9. But in French. XD

Favorite day of the year?

October 31.

What do you do to vent anger?

Clench my fists and curse in my head

What was your favorite toy as a child?

Mainly books, but i played with mostly hotwheels cars and boy toys. We'd take the barbie dolls and tear them limb from limb.

Fall or Spring?

Fall

Hugs or kisses?

Hugs all the way

Cherry or Blueberry?

Blueberry

What is on the floor of your closet?

I think a big teddy bear and a nightmare before christmas poster

What inspires you?

Many things. Amy Lee, Tim Burton, Jhonen Vasquez, art, books, Maximum Ride especially, my friends, my family

What are you afraid of?

dentists (well my old dentist, what an old dingbat), needles, ticks, something bad happening to my loved ones.

Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?

Cheese

Favorite car?

im not a car person.

Favorite dog breed?

Dachshund

Number of keys on your key ring?

1

Favorite day of the week?

Friday

How many states have you lived in not including the one you are living in right now?

None

How many cities have you lived in not including the one you are living in right now?

Two or three

Ever driven a Motorcycle or Heavy machinery?

No, but my brothers have

Favorite Smell?

chocolate, vanilla, cinnamon and coconut

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/_\/_\ if you believe in angels, add this to your profile.

10% Lazy
20% Creepy
30% Childish
40% Motherly
50% Funny
60% Creative
70% Friendly
80% Weird
90% Artistic
100% Different

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[(・ワ・)] This is Finn. Finn says shmowzow. If you are an adventure time fan, add Finn to your profile to help him take over the world.

SHMOWZOW!

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You say akon-I say Paramore
You say 50 Cent- i say Papa Roach
You say Jonas Brothers- I say Flyleaf
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Disturbed
You say rap-I say Evanescence
You say pop-I say HARDCORE!
You say hip hop-I say METALLICA!
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Zilo Sugarpill (do it all the time), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( most annoying thing in the world). iTorchic ((GAH! IT HAPPENS TOO MUCH! wait, DAMN!))Rena((all the time)), Krystal Skellington

If you have ever fallen and knocked someone over on the way down, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: EschaLee (I actually knocked over 3 people...), Zilo Sugarpill (Can you say dominoes?), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( did it in karate class actualy, I call it Self-Sacrafice-Tackle-Attack), iTorchic (so much fun XD )Rena((it was an EPIC FAIL)), Krystal Skellington

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If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, Krystal Skellington, BakaKonekoRKL,CharmedFullMetalAvatar, E.Mahiru, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

1. Put your iTunes on shuffle (Or mp3 Player, or whatever you use)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. copy and paste this somewhere to fill it out^^

1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY

Again- Flyleaf

2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Broken- Seether ft Amy Lee

3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Kidnap the Sandy Claws- Danny Elfman

4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Lithium- Evanescence

5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

I'm So Sick- Flyleaf

6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Everybody's Fool- Evanescence

7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Cold Day in December- Solstice

8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Freak on a Leash- KoRn ft Amy Lee

9) WHAT IS 2+2?

Making Christmas- Rise Against

10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

The Piano Duet- Danny Elfman

11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Whispers in the Dark- Skillet

12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Justice and Mercy- Flyleaf

13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Whisper- Evanescence

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Blood to Bleed- Rise Against

15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Eyes of the Devil- Seether

16) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Fake it- Seether (I hope not DX)

17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Paper Wings- Rise Against

18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Awake and Alive- Skillet

19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Dance, Dance- Fallout Boy

20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Energy- Skillet

21) HOW WILL YOU DIE?

FMLYHM- Seether

22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

In the Dark- Flyleaf

23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Bomb New Jersey- Voltaire

24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Down With the Sickness- Disturbed

25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Kidnap the Sandy Claws- KoRn

26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Chasm- Flyleaf

27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Seventeen Ain't So Sweet- Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Truth- Seether

29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Lies- Evanescence

30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS PROFILE AS?

Breathe Today- Flyleaf

I look like:

Hair: Long, honey blondish/brown

Eyes: Kiwi-green

skin: Very pale.

celebrity look alike: Amy Lee

Fave...

Colors: Hot Pink and Black. (Mostly together.)

Food: chicken sammich

Subject: Science

Movie: Tim Burton. Yes, includes 9 and coraline.

Comic: Jhonen, And Bleedman.

Book: harry potter.

TV show: Invader Zim

Store in the mall: Hot Topic!

Animal: White Tiger

~ I hate stereotypes about people who work in animation! Whenever i see a crack about this on a cartoon, i get offended :(~

~*~ Are you Team Fang or Team Iggy? ~*~

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If you have ever thought you could fly and jumped off your bed then copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you are weird, unique, different and one of a kind, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Krystal Skellington,

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"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

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Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu . .

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I like cwheese. I have seen purple cows. (and I ate one two. It was gooooooooooood.) If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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You know when you live in the 21st century when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have an account on a website. (fanfiction, neopets, etc.)

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

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I don't suffer from addiction to Kataang, I enjoy every minute of it! If you love Kataang, copy and paste this to your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

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"I Am Wan Shi Tong, he who knows 10,000 things. The 4923rd thing I know is that Katara and Aang will end up together." Copy this into your profile if you believe it.

If you are so obsessed with Avatar that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (It's just an unhealthy liking, honestly!)

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My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Aangsfan - We'll never tell. You'll never know. silverwaves0210-Hufflepuff! PotterPhantomKitten - Gryffindor. Krystal Skellington- Ravenclaw

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something that you're sure you will never be free of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that Avatar is the best television show in the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a strong, proud Kataangian and know you shall NEVER ship Zutara even if your life depended on it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the music you listen to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find yourself quoting sayings from Avatar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are overwhelmed with how many 'copy and paste this into your profile' thingies you have and think you should stop copy and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever looked on someone's profile, found a Kataang-related "copy and paste this into your profile" thing that you don't have, and put it in your profile so it's more "Kataangy", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been compared to an Avatar character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have at least 10 Kataang-related "copy and paste this into your profile" things (including this one), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you still support Kataang and haven't reverted to the dark side (Zutara) yet (despite bribes of cookies), copy this into your profile.

If you've tried bending and it worked, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that you could go into the Avatar world whenever you wanted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you roll your eyes when people say they love Zuko just because of his hair, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you're a fan of Kataang when...

1. You write Kataangy fanfics.

2. You make Kataangy videos (or get someone else to make one for you if you don't know how).

3. You use the word "Kataangy".

4. You start getting other people to use the word "Kataangy".

5. You get into a shipping argument with someone who thinks that Zutara/Taang/any other shipping involving Katara or Aang is better than Kataang.

6. You squee whenever a Kataang moment occurs in an episode.

7. You say multiple times that you love Kataang.

8. You will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER ship Zutara.

Copy and paste that into your profile if any of those apply to you. (feel free to add your own)

If you know that people think that you think about Avatar too much, but you don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know that people think that you think about Kataang too much but you don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this to your profile.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love talking, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you like to randomly spout off a quote by some random person, copy this to your profile.

If you love silly/stupid/funny/inspirational or meaningful Quotes, copy this to your profile.

If you think sporks are cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are annoyed by the fact that you can't find too many more things to copy and paste into your profile, so you are making up your own, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have gone too long without putting another Avatar related copy and paste thing in your profile, and are using this one to bring back the Avatarness, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Katara and Aang's sweet, innocent love is one of the best aspects of Avatar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up all night because of fandom, add this to your profile and add your name: The Waterbending USApotterfan, PotterPhantomKitten, Krystal Skellington

If you grin to yourself when you think about Kataang, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know people are slightly weirded out by you Avatar obsession but you don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this into your profile if you ship Kataang!

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like anime or magna, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think your insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile."

If you pretend that voices and objects talk to you to support this claim, copy and post this into your profile.

If you think being random is screaming out common household objects, animals and foods, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you do not think you are influenced by trends and media, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want people to believe you don't care how they feel about you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to love someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a catchphrase or inside joke with a friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are disgusted by Zutara and know you will NEVER EVER ship it, and firmly believe Kataang is the best, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the relationship between Katara and Aang is one of the cutest things on the planet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are fan of Warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can do reasonably good impressions of Avatar characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Avatar, copy and paste this into your profile.

I believe that Jesus Christ is my Savior. If you believe this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are prolife, and against abortion, copy and paste this into your profile.

Azula is mentally unstable. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall while reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love a band and all of their songs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with books and have more than two bookshelves, copy and paste this into your profile.

Chocolate is good. It is yummy. It has sugar. Copy and paste this in your profile if you have chocolate in your veins instead of blood.

If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

About 160,440 people die of lung cancer each year. About 85 percent of these people are smokers. Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you think smoking should be made illiegal.

If you've ever had a radom laughing fit, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those kids should give that Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was declared not a Planet on August 27th of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off orbit' to some scientists likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet copy and paste this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think PIE IS GOOD, copy this onto your profile.

If you get on massive sugar rushes or are a chocoholic, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, Yasu Uchiha (my obsession with Sasuke Uchiha will be FOREVER!! XDD), bakared4ever, Second Hokage (...Still staring...)bloodmaker, PotterPhantomKitten (Kataang rules!)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and yell at some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a movie and yell at some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a TV show and yell at some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that you could've just put those previous 3 into one copy and paste thing, but you made them separate anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing, put this on your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you did not know that a dentist invented the electric chair and now is freaked out, copy and this on your profile.

If you love anime, copy this into your profile.

CHEESE!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOU'RE AN AVATARD LIKE I AM, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you do not tolerate the fact that Zuko's scar in (The Last Airbender) M. Night Shamalan's 2010 movie is hardly even there, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are proud to say you are obsessed with Avatar, copy and paste this into your profile

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

If you are obsessed with the movie 9, copy and paste this into your profile.

If 6 is one of your your favorite stitchpunks in 9, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think 1 (from 9) is a bit of a jerk, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you, like 6, draw the Source constantly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If plot bunnies stalk you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever licked something that should never be licked, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have seen the movie 9 at least 5 times, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

I am a proud VictorxVictoria shipper, no matter what the VictorxEmily shippers say! If you are a VxV lover and proud, copy this into your profile.

If you are a NevillexLuna shipper and still love it even after JK Rowling said it would never happen, copy this into your profile.

If you have an annoying trio of girls and/or have an annoying trio of guys who act just like them at your school who think they rule the Earth, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992., Krystal Skellington, Elana Skellington

if you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile

Does anyone here hate Degrassi besides Queen S of Randomness 016, random little writer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Krystal Skellington, Elana Skellington and That Bloody Demon?

Does anyone agree with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,Derangedpixie, Prinzzez_kitten, Sparx and Nova 4ever, Kari the Robot Bunny, Krystal Skellington, Elana Skellington

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you can't stop putting these things on your profile,copy and paste this to your profile!

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you think that there is such a thing as the paranormal, copy this and paste it into your profile

If you've ever fallen in love with a cartoon character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: xx-A-Little-Birdie-xx, RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Sara Zoe Tigris, Guy Person, JoeMerl, invaderzimfannumber1, InvaderMelissa, Kari the Robot Bunny, Krystal Skellington, Elana Skellington

If you are obssessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather talk about Jhonen's latest comic then whos cheating on who, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Tak from Invader Zim is awesome, even though she's evil, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name. Lunadoll419, JoeMerl, InvaderMelissa, Krystal Skellington, Elana Skellington

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms CrazyGirl99, Scarlet Masquerade, theatrical-expressions, JoeMerl,invaderzimfannumber1, Azugirl-Melissa, Krystal Skellington, Elana Skellington

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

If you know it's only a matter of time were invaded by Irkens, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

Do you like waffles? Do you like pancakes? Do you like french toast? If you can't wait to get a mouthful, copy and paste this in your profile

If random people scare you, DON'T copy and paste this in your profile. If you ARE a random person but you still scare yourself sometimes, then you CAN copy and paste this in your profile. If this doesn't make any sense to you, copy and paste this in your profile and see an eye doctor.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coco Puffs bird should blow up for going Cucuo for Coco Puffs, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those kids in the Lucky Charms commercial just need to get their own damn cereal instead of chasing a little leprachaun all over the place for it then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obssessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh,copy this into profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane,copy this to your profile

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If you can't stop puttting these things on your profile,copy and paste this to your profile!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, anime-adorer2006, WinterLoveSong,otherrealmwriter, Grogie13, RulerofFire, SingSong2020, 91cookieluvahh59, Azugirl-Melissa, Krystal Skellington, Elana Skellington

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you managed to copy and paste to many things, then copy and paste this into your profile

Wierd is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Wierd is the same as different,which is the same as unique, so wierd isgood. If you are wierd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you watch Invader Zim religiously and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Ficth told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others

If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the government has covered up the existance of extraterrestrials, paste this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect, Copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If, with no warning and for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Sirius Black fell through the veil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a strong supporter of S.P.E.W. (Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare), and want to give all the little House Elves neon colored socks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you live Harry Potter, copy & paste this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are an Otaku (I do not need to explain this term) copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. Now I'm confused, but copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you did not know that a dentist invented the electric chair and now are freaked out, copy and this on your profile.

RANCH DRESSING!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have slapped someone upside the head, copy this into your profile.

If you go looking for these profile add ons, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wanted to go into your fav books, tv shows and just like be someone on there, or be someone new on it POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

If you wanted BeetleJuice to do more funny things to the family POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

If you think that people who are purposely mean are just plain JERKS POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

90 percent of Canada says that they could not live without buying 2000 pieces of clothing to go with the little shirt they bought. Post this if your the 10 percent who think this is total crap and people should get over it, and just buy something and get the hell out of the store.

RANDOM!! Post this if you like being weird and random

mmmmm...toast.

Post this if you don't like yaoi, or WHATEVER THAT MEANS! (Gay, lezzie? Whatev) fics, and that that is just stupid

I'M WEIRD!! EVIL LAUGH TIME!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COUGH COUGH OUCH. OKA ENOUGH OF THAT!

If you talk to yourself, in public, and get wierd stares post this on your profile

If you have ever had an agurement with yourself and lost. post this and sign it; Calm-Waters, Krystal Skellington

Post this if you think that all the short stuff with fanfiction like yaoi or fluff, is just bull, and they should put it so we can UNDERSTAND IT

Post this if you think that Ron should get a life and NOTICE HERMONIE! Stupid Ron

If you have ever wanted to slap someone REALLY hard just becuz they did something really stupid post this

If you ever wanted to steal your parents candy, and have post this. THEY JUST BUY THE BEST DARN CANDY MAN!

If you have an annoying sibling post this

If you totally forget what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation post this and sign it; Calm-Waters, Krystal Skellington

Post this; If you've had a person walk away from you randomly right as you were going to say something interesting.

Post this if you think that articfically nice people are just plain creepy

Post this if you can tell when a person trys too hard to be nice, or your friend

Post this if you have barely taken any time for your apperance in the morning and laugh at your friend who takes, as long as you do to get dress, to finish putting on her makeup.

Post this if you like wearing socks to bed and sign it; Calm-Waters, Krystal Skellington

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste this on your profile, if you had given your friend a 'look' then you two just burst out laughing

Post this, if you laugh in the middle of a quiet room, for something that happened yesterday and sign; Calm-Waters, Krystal Skellington

Post this if you like posting things on your profile

Post this if your bored and just wanna post something

Post this if you like using the emocon things like this ;) or this :)

Post this if you believe in the supernatural

Post this if you can count backwards from 100

Post this if you get absolutely crazy over one, or two reviews that have shown their way on your stories.

If you are addicted to Vampires & would LOVE to become one, post this on your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you believe Preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you are PISSED at cartoonetwork, for canceling naruto, copy and past this to your profile.

Couples I support:

KukiXwally (codename kids next door)

GIRXMimi (Invader Zim)

BillyXMandy (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

JackXSally (Nightmare Before Christmas)

EmilyXBonejangles (corpse bride)

Victorxvictoria (corpse bride)

HarryXGinny (Harry Potter)

i cant count all the couples I like, cuz I'm a total shipper XD

and yes, I like EmilyXBonejangles. So send the trix rabbit after me.

if your one of the few that think harry potter pwnz twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOU FOOL! YOU DIVIDED BY ZERO!! XDDDD

If you love Tim Burton films, post this on your profile

If you love Jack/Sally together now and forever, post this on your profile

Invader Zim Questionare - 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan):

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

with Dib, looking for bigfeets.

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

GIR, if he could become a human.

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

Gaz, because we're both emo and love pizza.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

Chickenfoot. He is so stupid and i think he should get run over.

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

Bolognius maximus.

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

GIR! He's awesome!

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

Miyuki!! Well she was a tallest...

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

Tell him he killed my sister's oc and run away sobbing. Then, when he's out of earshot, i'd say, "Heh. Sucker."

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

GIR, he siad he wanted to crowd surf like the guys at the evanescence concerts.

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Dib. He and i are actually smart enough to get off the island.

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

I'd slap him across the face and stamp "property of Rinnie" on his butt

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

GAMR. It's so cute

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

I'd grab some snacks, eat some snacks, bring some snacks home to share with friends, you know the deal.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Dancing at a club with gir(I'm sure he could get me in)

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

"For longer than I can remember,I've been looking for someone like you, someone with a head like yours and a torso too. Birds sing and your gonna pay the end."

-Tak

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

when he yells my tallest for 3 hours lol

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

On the halloween special when he went into his own head.

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

I like when they were saving the donuts XD

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

when he bursts out of the turkey XD

20. Favorite Random Moment?

At the end of bolognius maximus when Zim and Dib are bolognies, sitting on the couch, and the Dib bologni says, "You jerk..."

If you would rather have a ride on one a' them tunnel of love rides with oogie boogie then read twilight, copy and paster this into your profile.

What have you pulled?

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one.

If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled

All of them! XD

THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT


Jack: It's pronounced "shit", don't get it wrong.

Who is Jack Schitt, you ask? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation!

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schit married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherloc, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Schitt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you love irratating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

By St. Fang of Boredom!

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.

If you think Fang is a stud, put this on your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random!

Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Walmart pranks!-found it on someone elses profile, had to copy it, it is so funny.

1) Scream into the intercom, "SSSPPPPAAAARRRTTTAAAA!!"

2) Hide in the circular clothes racks and when someone walks by, whisper, "Buy me... Take me with you..."

3) Pretend to be a ninja.

4) While you're pretending to be a ninja, roll across the floor of the lobby while humming Mission: Impossible.

5) Get a friend and have them push you around in a cart. After you get enough speed have them let you go so you're heading straight down one of the aisles, and then scream "WE'RE GONNA CRASH!" and proceed to make exploding noises.

6) Go into a random aisle and knock all of the items onto the floor. If someone finds you while you're doing that, give them and eye twitch, say "It's finally clean!" and run away screaming.

7) Call Walmart over and over for three hours, each time adopting a new accent, and see if they notice it's the same number.

8) Climb one of the shelves (not a tall one, unless it's bolted to the ground, DO NOT SUE ME IF YOU GET HURT!) and throw tennis balls at random people when they walk by, and if they look in your direction yell "Crap! MISSION FAILED! ABORT!"

9) Take a permanent marker and on all of the Barbie dolls boxes draw mustaches in front of the faces.

10) Do exactly the same with Hannah Montana dolls.

11) Go into the lingerie aisle (if you're a girl) or the condom aisle (either boy or girl) and fill up a whole cart with them, then attempt to check out. If they let you buy them but give you weird looks, mutter incoherently, throw one of the items at them, and then leave the store talking a bit too loud about people judging everybody these days.

12) Go into the G.I. Joe aisle, and if no one is there, put a tape recorder behind one of them that has something like the following on it: "Hey! Hey you! Come over here. That's right, now..." and then improvise, and play this tape whenever a little kid walks up. (Just don't get caught, believe me, it doesn't end well especially when the parents find you harrassing their kid. :P)

13) When someone announces something over the intercom, assume the fetal position and scream, "ITS THE VOICES AGAIN!"

14) Use one of the security cameras as a mirror and pick your nose.

15) Set all of the alarm clocks in the House wares aisle to go off every five minutes.

16) Jam a Star Wars lightsaber (saver?) into the security system (idk what they're called) things at the doors and stand there staring at it while it beeps. When someone comes over to see what's wrong tilt your head with one hand on your chin and say, "Well how did that get there?"

17) In the bike aisle take one of them out and ride it around the store, chasing random people.

18) Move a "Caution: Wet Floor" sign to a place with carpet.

19) Make a trail of red food coloring to the bathrooms.

20) If a clerk asks to help you say hysterically, "Why won't you people leave me alone!?"

22) In the most crowded part of the store keep glancing anxiously at the ceiling/lights and see if others start staring at them too.

24) Walk up to random people and tell a different Chuck Norris joke every time.

25) Walk up to a random person and hug them, saying, "I missed you! How's that pet (insert most random animal here) of yours?" really loudly. When you stop hugging them see if they'll play along if they think they've forgotten you. (It's really funny when that happens)

THINGS YOU DON"T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
1.OOPS!
2.Has anybody survived 500ml of this stuff before?
3.if this is his spleen, then what's that?
4.come back here with that, bad dog!
5.DAMN! page 47 of the manual is missing!
6.wait a minute, my manual doesn't say that.
7.What edition is your manual?
8.Steril, schmerial.
9.the floors clean,right?
10.nurse, could you stop that thing from beating? it's throwing my concentraion off.
11.let's hurry this up, i don't want to miss Baywatch.
FIRE! EVERYBODY GET OUT!

X You own a cell phone.
x You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
x You love Starbucks.
x you have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total: 7

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
x Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 6

PUNK

X You can skateboard
X you’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
X you dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 6

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
X you get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 8

ATHLETIC

x You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
x You collect your jerseys.

x You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
x You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
x You have a specific number.

Total: 3

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
x You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts. (Do Rock Band T-shirts count?)
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 3

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alchohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie anf Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you are part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?", copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If your mom makes just as good chocolate chip cookies as Dr. Martinez, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this into your profile.

One day Sarah was in a hurry to get to work. Her daughter Marcy was playing with her Barbie dolls. Suddenly one of the dolls head popped off. Since the fact that Marcy was three, she began crying. Sarah was in such a hurry all she could do is kiss Marcys head and say ' I will get you a new one sweety'. Leaving Marcy to be with her busy nanny she still cried. Later when Sarah got home she saw a small shoe box on fire. She began screaming for help, the nanny obviously doing laundry and not hearing her ( she probably got fired afterward). Then Sarah noticed that Marcy had gotten some black clothes from her closet and had a Kleenex in her hand.

"I'm glad you came she meant alot to me." Marcy said sobbing.

"What do you mean?" asked Sarah still shouting.

With in a moment Sarah realized what happened and started laughing her brains out, Marcy had cremated her Barbie doll.

If you wish Toaster Strudel would stop making fun of pop-tarts, put this in your profile.

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

YES hotter than FANG!

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

Yes :(

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

i guess so

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Air-ree

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Yes... especially when Max called him Chuey and the Chuster.

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

yep XD

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

not rly...

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

Nope, but I could not believe Fang was being such a butthead.

9. Who is your favorite character?

Iggy of course!

10. Do you like Jeb?

No. He's kind of a prick.

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

mhmm lol

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

actually i liked final warning better

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Angel, yes. Nudge, no.

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

... ALL OF THEM! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *cough* okay, that's enough.

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

hmm... maybe Together Again by Evanescence

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

no...

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

i dunno, maybe Harry Potter? XD

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

Um... maybe

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

Brigid getting in the way of all the faxness...

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Fax, because i like eggy.

I am.

I am afraid.

I fear for all of the people in the world. I fear for those in war torn places who may not make it home again. I fear for the mother, father, wife, husband, or child who may get a phone call saying some one dear has not made it. I fear for those in the hospitals around the world under going treatments and operations. I Fear for those who have been trouble by disasters, such as floods, famine, or earth quake. though I am afraid I will be brave for all of those people out there.

I am hurt.

I feel pain every time I see a story about cruelty no matter what it is about. I feel pain when ever I look into the eyes of my friends and family, because i know that the mask I wear keeps them out and away from the real me. I hurt when I see someone special because I miss them dearly and I wish it didn't have to end. I hurt when I get up to face another day and all of the judgements people pass, and the fact that people will not make it through because of starvation, suicide, or other torments brought on by this.

I am a fighter.

I will prove to those who doubt me that I am able. I will prove that I can be just as strong as any guy, even though I am a girl. I will make a difference, even though there are those who will try to stop me and who will try to change my mind about it all. I will do what I can to save just one life, even if it means losing mine. I will protect those close to me even if they would stab me in the back.

I am human.

I am human just like everyone else. I have flaws and problems. I suffer the same types of loses, and experience the same wins. I am living through my battles, and I want to give up but I won't. My goal was to fit in, but I soon gave up on that once I saw what it was really like.

If you like this and want to add it go ahead, but i would like to see this. Add your name to the list, tabby-tiger-demon, Kelilia, A Goode Chameleon, Krystal Skellington

Bold the ones that fit you

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERNMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-achiever
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm British, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed druggie/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society English.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless.
I have taken sisha, so I MUST be attention seeking.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problem.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. (i um... do go to church every sunday. Oh well.)
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

Stereotypes make no sense.

Stereotypes suck.

Stereotypes aren't cool.

Stereotypes are WRONG.


Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your best friend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumb-ass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS:Will re-post this crap

23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator

1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air
in there?”

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting
off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you
Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re
one of THEM” – and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have
new socks on.”

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream: “That’s mine!”

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die”

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

STOP CHILD ABUSE!!

I Am Lilly (not mine!)

My name is Lilly
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else I’m locked up
All day long.
When I’m awake,
I’m all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I’ll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it’s my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Lilly
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

AGAINST SCHOOL VIOLENCE

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

This Story is From Broken and Bloody Wings

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

Against Abortion

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you are against abortion, post this in your profile.

AS A FORMER FETUS, I AM OPPOSED TO ABORTION!!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

A true boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you
Give her your attention. When she pulls away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
don't looks away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's OK don'tbelieve it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and afteryou wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it only takes three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

My Imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. you could too if you hit a bit harder.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be just a loser in aluminum foil.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you have ever swore at a student in a different language and then laughed when they didn't know what you were saying, copy and paste this in your profile. (LMAO!then i taught Ethan how to do it!)

STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

One day your prince will come.Mine?Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed at something that wasn't even funny copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Life Lessons

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, it can't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

I Love my Dad:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

Girls Are Like Phones; They Like To Be Held And Talked To But If You Push The Wrong Button You Get D.I.S.C.O.N.N.E.C.T.E.D

Hunni If Your Gonna Be Two-Faced At Least Make One Pretty

Come To The Dark Side-We Have Cookies!!

It's True That We Don't Know What We Have Until We Lose It, But It's Also True That We've Don't Know What We've Been Missing Until It's Arrived

There Are No Stupid Questions, Just Stupid People

You Laugh Because I'm Weird, I Laugh Because You Just Figured It Out.

Energizer Bunny Arrested, Charged With Battery

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Yours Is Stupid

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

If You Die In An Elevator Make Sure To Press The "Up" Button

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends (Sadly, I've never been normal...)

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Aw, but thats the only time I work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The 5 finger special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(Cuz that is just so obvious)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(Yeah, because Defrost is a serving.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really!? I thought it would be cold.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(Which limits what? Use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(What would that be? Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(What happened to the peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Wow. I never would have guessed.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Funny things:

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

29 reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how y the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin humming the theme to Star Wars.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant roach into the room and release it on a nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

42. Dress like the professor.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves

Whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be

Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better one.

The women won (although in Spanish, it techinchally is La Computadora)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

Best friends through thick and thin!If you cry, I cry,If you laugh, I laugh,If you fight, I got your back,If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

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Random sayings.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (So true...)

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it?

Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did. (Strange...)

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. (That's deep and depressing...)

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang that was fun!"

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!" (Also True!)

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" (I can picture one of my friends doing that!!)

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

Your year book picture still haunts me.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

All was well until Voldemort and Vader started discussing which was better, magic or The Force.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You're a speacial kind of stupid aren't you?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I DONT obsess! I think intensley...

Behold the mighty...chihuahua?

When you look at the sky do you see a cloud or a dinosaur in a tutu?

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

Snot is brain juice leaking out of your nose.

If you're really my friend, I'll probably make jabs at you. It's all in good fun. But don't confuse jabs with insults. Insults involve actual dislike.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

"All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies." (TOO FREAKING TRUE!)

"He who laughs last thinks slowest and he who laughs first doesn't get it."

"Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought"

"Welcome to the Ool. There's no "p" in it, lets keep it that way." (Lol...)

Every time a guy ignores me, I know it’s just because he’s a vampire in love with me, and he is too polite to drink my blood.

Did you know that they have Bill Nye the Science Guy under T.V. shows and that ten people have written stories for it?

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I'm an optimistic pessimist.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Your multiple personalities are freaking out my imaginary friend!

It takes 48 muslces to frown but only 14 to flip some one off.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

I'm the kinda girl who always falls for the sidekick, always.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Who ever said 'nothing is impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.

(Like you don’t gasp every time you see a silver Volvo.)

I wish my lawn was emo... then it could cut itself.

Strangers have the best candy.

You stare because I’m different...(0.0) ('.') ('.') ('.')I stare because you're all the same.

Free hugs.

Your epidermus is showing!

I do what ever my rice Krispes tell me to.

You dropped your pocket.

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Its all gouda.

I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his 'time of the month'.

My imaginary friends are jealous of my voices.

When Edward goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Harry Potter.

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a bridge. I laugh.

I'm not fat. I'm just short for my weight.

Don't try to out-weird me-- I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast ceral.

Don't you look at me with that tone of voice.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

Shakespear must have had a lot of one-night-stands because anyone who can make suicide romantic had to be a smooth talker.

Love can be soo boring

Many a grandchild was spoiled because you simply cannot spank Grandpa.

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Ahh pure love (smiles wistfully) It makes me sick.

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

Fanfictions aren't everything... but they're right up there with oxygen.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

You say crazy like it's a bad thing...

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

(said during baseball game) Anything going that fast should have seatbelts and a flight attendant

If it wasnt for physics and law inforcement I'd be unstoppable.

How come we drive on a parkway and park on a drive way?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

A computer password is like a toothbrush: Change it every six months and don't share with anyone else

On the down side I now am registered for things I don't want to be and I find my self paying for things I didn't buy and the up side I won Aol's most creative password

I trippped over a wireless phone

Remember students, all Voldemort really needs is a hug.

They say ignorance is bliss; I would rather be blissfully ignorant then know THAT.

Never say 'things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge

The world is big enough for Werewolves AND Wizards.

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Why are the Force and duct tape the same? Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

People say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I'm easily distrac- Look, shiny!!

Emily is not the wolf girl. I am.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I'm a big fan of letting my imagination run wild. There's always a chance it won't come back, but it always has, and usually with an odd scent attached to it.

If you're looking for sympathy, it's right between 'shit' and 'syphilis' in the dictionary.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Aww heck no, I didn't kill him.

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong.

Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

In an average room there are about, 120,496 objects a Ravenclaw can use to kill you. Including the room itself.

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen.

Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me

I wanted to be a warrior like you, not a damsel in this dress.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

If you cry, I cry. If you laugh, I laugh. If you fight, I got your back. If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall. If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your oppinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. (Too. Freaking. True.)

I know at least one person who would love to push me down the stairs

Music is my boyfriend.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over.

Fanfiction...Beacuse it's cheaper then therapy.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep

they've seen me laugh, and they've seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Ohh look its a bird, it's a plane, it's... an egg salad sandwich

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door. (Or nailing jelly to the wall)

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. (Soooo true)

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train. (No. The light at the end of the tunnel is a reminder of why the hell you're in a tunnel)

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity?... I think I lost it.

Do not attempt to follow my footsteps. I walk into a lot of walls. (...Yeah, taht pretty much describes me.)

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

You can't spell awesome without ME!

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

'If you are first you are first. If you are second you are not in first.' (Really? I didn't know that.)

I was normal before I met you!

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.(Why do all the good jokes have to be so funny, yet so wrong?)

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say, when life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh at the looks people give you.

'I'm not moving backwards, I'm just moving forwards in another direction.' (Haha. That's technically true.)

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my roof!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Wrinkles merely show where smiles have been.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

If I went to Hogwarts, and got sent to Dumbledore's office, I would so skip down the hallway and sing, 'I'm off to see the wizard...' LOL!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

Every time you open your mouth, you get in trouble. Alternatively, just stick up your middle finger under the table.

I have reviews from teens and you don't. In your FACE James Patterson.

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided.

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is optional.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had.

Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

"We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories."

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

"Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs. "

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.""

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Arc, don't mock my grammar, you know this is all copy-pasted...

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

if two wrongs don't make a right, try three

borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back!

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't. (Heheh...that's funny.)

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

if quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

how is it possible to have a civil war?

if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

I LUV MY IPOD !

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Min- - - - - - - - - - -●Max:

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calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
calling me DUMB won't make you SMART,
calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
calling me MEAN won't make you NICE,
calling me WEIRD won't make you COOL,
calling me NERDY won't make you POPULAR,
calling me GAY won't make you STRAIGHT

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings. (now see I dont do that but one of my freinds do. Im the only one at our school who gets the joke)
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. (Well, kinda. We had to dissect a beaver once.)
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out March 15, 2010)
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and An’ a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.

The other day my friends and i watched 9 in french just to hear their french voices. Then K says: "I wonder if there's a french person in france watching 9 in english and laughing at the way their voices sound."

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemons in lifes eye and run like hell.

A day without sunshine is...night.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

IIf you force your friends to read books you like, then copy and past this

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

If you hate math, or at least the class, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would die laughing.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you haven'd died, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your fashion sense is “is it comfortable?” copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

QUOTES:

I lay down, look at the sky above, and i say to myself--"Where the hell is my ceiling?"- unknown

boys are like slinkies. they seem useless but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

boys are like parking spaces. all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are the handicapped.

the space between your fingers were created so that another person could full them - unknown

meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was completely choice, but fallling in love with you was beyond my control - unknown

if i could be any part of you id be you tears. to be concived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips - unknown

you know your in love when you dont want to go to sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams - Dr. Suess

today i caught myself smiling for no reason... then i realized i was thinking about you - unknown

sometimes people put up walls, not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to break them down - unknown

nobody is worth your tears and the one who is wont make you cry - unknown

its amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces - unknown

if you cant get someone off your mind, they're probably supposed to be there - unknown

last night i looked up and matched each star with a reason why i love you. i was doing pretty good until i ran out of stars - unknown

love is giving someone the power to destroy you then trusting them not to - unknown

there is nothing worse then meaning nothing to the person who means everything to you - unknown

sometimes the person you fall for, isnt ready to catch you - unknown

flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss - unknown (i am an expert at this) :P

the only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory - unknown

everything is funny as long as its happening to some one else - unknown

the two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. but not in that order. - unknown

In 1999, a young woman named Jacqueline Saburido was driving home from a party with four friends. An 18 year old football player was driving drunk on the same day. Jacqui and her friends got hit by the drunk driver, and two of her friends died. She lived and is now severely burned on 60% of her body. She was beautiful and now it hurts people to look at her. Her boyfriend left her because she was disfigured. And the drunk driver just went to jail with not a scratch on him. If you think this is unfair and if you are against drunk driving, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think newcoloriris is a horrible idea and that all the people who went blind, have cataracts or glaucoma, and just overall regret it should be happy with what eye color they were born with, copy and paste this into your profile.

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and thats why I don't go there anymore
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?
Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: I'm God's gift to women
Woman: God certainly has a sense of humor.

The Rules of Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball (ohh...sorry Neville)

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office (so tempting!)

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter (omg so funny!!)

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick (yeah it's not that impressive)

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar (yeah he needs two!)

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination (well there goes my inner-eye!)

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" (but he is!!)

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. (oh yeah i made a fourtune!)

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month" (ahhh his face was funny)

10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand (oh so that's why the teachers were giving me dirty looks)

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals (yeah now he wants to train Pikachu)

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" (awwwww)

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" (whoops the first years are halloucinating again!)

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot (hehe snakey sock!)

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it (so i can't use magic?!)

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive (GRYFFINDOR!!...obvs)

17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast (that was classic!)

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" (omg their faces!!)

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways (dun dundun da duuun)

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor (awww)

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort (again it's soooo tempting!)

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy (may he rest i peace ;)!)

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling (he gave me the evil-eye when i did that)

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full" (ahh good times)

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell (but it is!!)

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate (scared the living daylights out of old professers as well)

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween (oh for crying out loud!!)

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's" (hehe so funny)

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge (yeah...and)

30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" (ALRIGHT HI-5)

31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin (sorry snake-people)

32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers (sorry Dobby)

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion (ohh so that's why i got a detention)

34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" (haha lol so funny)

35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts (ummm...okay)

36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous (i dunt care)

37) I will not lick Trevor (but he's tasty!)

38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey" (oh...uh whoops)

39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween (damn i now have no insperation)

40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously (really?!)

41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet (thanks a lot!)

43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice (well i guess i'm unemployed)

44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God (awww come on!)

Again, not mine but its hilarious anyway!

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

YOUR REAL NAME:

Erin

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Eri-izzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Black Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and a fancy name):

Marie Antoinette

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Red Lemonade

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Rnaeoen

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

Ann

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

BlackLacey

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Some Awesome Maximum Ride Quotations:

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"-MR-Gazzy

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."-MR-Fang

"Man, you way a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?""Why? Is your head missing some?"-MR-Max and Fang

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to."-MR-Fang

"Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church."-MR-Nudge

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!"-MR-Iggy

"You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much."-MR-Fang

"She's cooking.""Cooking...food?" (murmurs of somebody ordering a pizza)-MR-Dr. Martinez and Nudge

"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks."-MR-Max

"And how do you spell that?""Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.""Your name's Captain Terror?""That's right."-MR-Gazzy and random Itex guy

"Iggy, this is not a democracy, it's a Maxocrocy."-MR-Max

"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer."-MR-Max

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in pain."-MR-Iggy

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?"-MR-Max

"Holy (insert swear word here)"-MR-Fang

"Rawr!"-MR-Fang

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much.-MR-Total and Max

"I'm only a kid! I can't get married!" "You could in New Hampshire."-MR-Max and Angel

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas."-MR-Max (to Nudge)

"That my little mind reading darlin'!" - Max

"Me and my merry band of mutant bird kids" -Max

"Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?" - Iggy
"I dont have a mustache you idoit, and neither do you. Maybe, in a few years, we can always hope" - Max

Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?"
Max: "Why, is your head missing some?"

Max: “Did you know it wasn’t me, the other Max?”
Fang: “Yeah.”
Max: “When?”
Fang: “Right away.”
Max: “How? We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?
Fang: “She offered to cook breakfast.”

Fang: "Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."
Max: "Have you been watching Oprah again?"

Gazzy: "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"

ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang: "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."

Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
Fang: "But we're grounded."
Max and Fang: *stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing* Nudge: "I look like prep school Barbie. *looks at Max* Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." Gazzy: "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." Fang gave me a look that said, You sap. Max: "Who let whom have a freaking dog?" Fang: "You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers."

Max: *to Fang* "What the heck are you doing?" Fang: *leaning in to kiss Max* "I'm helping you change your mind." Fang: "Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."
Max: "Have you been watching Oprah again?" Max: "So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie." Max: *has been given Valium for surgery* "I just want you to hold my hand."
Fang: "I am holding your hand."
Max: "Oh. I knew that." *dozes off*
Max: *wakes up slightly* "Do you have a La-Z-Boy somewhere?"
Ella: "Um, no."
Max: "I think I would like a La-Z-Boy. Fang, don't go anywhere."
Fang: "I won't. I'm here."
Max: "Okay. I need you here. Don't leave me."
Fang: "I won't.
Max: "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." *tries to hold out arms to show how much*
Fang: "Oh, jeez."
Max: "What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!"
Fang: "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me."
Max: *tries to punch him*
Fang: "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it."
Fang: "There is one bright side to this."
Max: "Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?
Fang: *grins* You looove me. *holds out arms* You love me this much.
Max: My shriek of appalled rage would probably be heard in California, or maybe Hawaii.

Max: "I HATE YOU!!!"
Fang: "NO YOU DOOOOOON'T!!"
Voice: "You two are crazy about each other."

Max: "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!

Gazzy: "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" (in Terminator accent - imitating ter Borcht) ter Borcht: "Does anysing on you vork properly?"
Iggy: "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony."

Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you - like Max?"
Fang: "Nope. I'm the smart one."

Max had always teased that the flock had voted Fang "Most Likely To Become A Cult Leader". ter Borcht: "Den you vill be exterminated..."
Max: "Ooh. If I had boots on, I'd be quaking in them."
Gazzy: "I have X-ray vision." ter Borcht: "Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"
Nudge: "You mean, like, besides the wings?"
ter Borcht: "Yes. Besides de vings."
Nudge: "Hmm. Besides de vings. Um... I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!"
ter Borcht: "Hardly a special talent."
Nudge: "Yeah? Let's see you do it."
Gazzy: *imitating ter Borcht* "I vill now eat nine Snickers bars visout barfing." ter Borcht: "You don't speak much, do you?"
Fang: ... ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang: "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." Voice: "Maybe he does just want to talk."
Max: "Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings."

"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?"-MR-Fang

"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'"-MR-Total

"'Sup?"-MR-Fang (when he wakes up with Max crying on his chest) I just think it's hilarious that the first thing Fang says after coming back from the dead is 'sup...

Lazer disc flies towards 1 and 8*

8: OOOoOoO A DISK! CAN I CATCH IT 1?

1: 8! STOP! ITS A TRICK!

8: But 1...Trix are for kids 8D

1:...On Second thought 8, Catch it. Catch it with you Teeth.

8: YAY!

(Don't Own Quote)

I didn't spank you, I high-fived your ass.

Annoying things to do in a...

Super Market

1. Run up to a complete stranger and say "You're it!"

2. Sample all the fragrances in the perfume department.

3. Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restroom.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code

3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

5. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc.

See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

6. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow

aisles.

7. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he

knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

8. Ask if you can buy a shopping cart.

9. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

10. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman.

Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

School

1. Place chalk inside the erasers so the teachers end up putting big 'ol lines across

the blackboard.

2. Bring candles and incense to class. Before handing in the paper, perform an

elaborate ceremony, entreating the gods to bless the paper and correct all your

typos.

3. End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".

4. Hand your paper in a sealed envelope with postmarks from several different

countries on it. Say that you wanted several different perspectives on your work.

5. If assigned a paper in philosophy class, explain that you can't do the paper

because you're not sure if the class really exists, or if it and the professor are just

illusions created by your subconscious. If you do end up writing the paper, write

about whether or not the paper actually exists.

6. Print all the pages on one sheet of paper, with the text overlapping. Say that that

was all the paper you had.

7. Tell the professor that you need an extension because one of your primary

sources is an old wise man in Tibet and he won't see you until the next full moon.

8. When writing an especially long paper, put a recipe for chocolate cake in the

middle and see if the professor notices.

9. When your prof asks for an outline of your paper, draw the outline of the piece of

paper you typed it on and hand it in.

10. Write a paper discussing why Michelangelo got to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja

Turtle, but Van Gogh didn't. Discuss whether Van Gogh would have used

nunchakus or katanas.

Elevator

1. Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

2. Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”

3. Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.

4. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

5. Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.

6. Do Tai Chi exercises.

7. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers

that this is your “personal space.”

8. Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.

9. Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements

10. Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the

elevator.

11. Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something

ticking.

12. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

13. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

14. Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they

have an appointment.

15. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

16. Open a lemonade stand.

17. Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.

18. Preach about the end of the world.

19. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.

20. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

21. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this

was glued on the door when I came in.”

22. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

23. Tell the passengers not to worry. The bomb won't go off for at least another two

minutes.

24. Wear a Santa suit...in June.

25. When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic,

they’ll open again.”

Office

1. Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald’s Playland.

Charge everyone 15 each.

2. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

3. Email your boss the message: I know what you did last vacation. Encourage your

colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with

that.

5. Hang mistletoe over your desk.

6. Hide a rubber cockroach in inventive places.

7. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

8. Put a picture of your mother on your business card.

9. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their

caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

10. Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all

day.

11. Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For

example "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

12. Suggest that beer be put in the soda machine.

13. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

14. Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it “IN.”

15. Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.

Funeral

1. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens.

2. Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.

3. Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.

4. Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.

5. Toss a handful of cooked rice on the deceased and scream "MAGGOTS!

MAGGOTS!" and pretend to faint.

6. Put Crazy Glue on the deceased's lips just before the widow's last kiss.

7. At the cemetery take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose.

8. Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.

9. When no-one's looking, slip plastic vampire-teeth into the deceased's mouth.

10. Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.

Ways to annoy Santa Claus

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you

think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

3. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

4. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to

remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.

5. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives,

show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the

scene of the crime."

6. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

7. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.

8. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go

outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.

9. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear

and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

10. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

11. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out

on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten

to sue.

12. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This

neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."

13. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it,

and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.

14. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says,

"For The Tooth Fairy. :)" Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a

few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa. :("

15. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney.


Courtroom Quotations

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"

Witness: "I only have one, you know."


Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"

Witness: "By death."

Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"


Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"

Witness: "July 15th."

Lawyer: "What year?"

Witness: "Every year."


Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"

The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.


Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"

Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."

Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"

Witness: "Er...his face."


Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"

Witness: "I forget."

Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"


Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"

Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."

Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"

Witness: "Forty-five years."


Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"

Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"

Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"

Witness: "My name is Susan."


Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."


Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"


Lawyer: "And you check your radar unit frequently?"

Officer: "Yes, I do."

Lawyer: "And was your radar unit functioning correctly at the time you had the plaintiff on radar?"

Officer: "Yes, it was malfunctioning correctly."


Lawyer: "What happened then?"

Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"

Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"

Witness: "No."


Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"


Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."

Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"


Lawyer: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"

Witness: "I went to Europe, sir."

Lawyer: "And you took your new wife?"


Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."

Witness: "That's me."

Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"


Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"

Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."

Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"


Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "How many were boys?"

Witness: "None."

Lawyer: "Were there girls?"


Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"


Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"

Witness: "Borofkin."

Lawyer: "What's his first name?"

Witness: "I can't remember."

Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"

Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"


Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"

Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."


Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"

Witness: "Yes sir."

Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"


Lawyer: "Did he pick the dog up by the ears?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "What was he doing with the dog's ears?"

Witness: "Picking them up in the air."

Lawyer: "Where was the dog at this time?"

Witness: "Attached to the ears."


Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"

Witness: "Oral."

Lawyer: "How old are you?"

Witness: "Oral."


Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"

Witness: "Oral."

Lawyer: "How old are you?"

Witness: "Oral."


Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"

Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."

Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"


Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"

Witness: "I could see his head."

Lawyer: "And where was his head?"

Witness: "Just above his shoulders."


A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.

If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!

I can resist everything except temptation.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven’t used enough.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.

Of all the things that tax a man's patience, there's nothing to compare with a stuck zipper.

I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.

The downhill path is easy, but there's no turning back.

An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep.

The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk.

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If Mother Nature has reason to fear you because she totally ruined something for you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If technology hates you in a literal way of speaking, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile.

(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love your iPod, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you love Jesus with one hundred percent of your heart copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

RIP Steve Irwin. Copy and paste this into your profile as a memorium.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy this into your profile!

If you think that writer's block is the toe-jam of a writer's brain, copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend will start laughing with you to make you look like less of an idiot while the teacher tries to get a spot for you at the happy place. A true friend will start dancing with you on your way to your next class, even though you have different songs in your empty little heads. If you have a true friend, or many, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.

If you support finding a cure for breast cancer, copy this into your profile.

If you wish the atheists would just shut up already, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever been attacked by a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are not divorced.

If you do not use the typing system as taught and yet your typing system is quite effective, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think High School Musical should die (the movie, not the actors), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever run over a fence, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever wondered how on earth morning people are ... well peppy in the morning? If so copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you thought love was overrated and fell for someone anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love your youth group, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you write in a diary, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a "stalker" (literally or figuratively), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have or ever have had an imaginary friend, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have been baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, copy and paste this into your profile as a fellow servant of God!!

If you and your friends consider yourselves a very dysfunctional (but loving) family, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're a God-loving, God-fearing, born-again Christian that believes in equal marriage for all, copy and paste this into your profile!

ANTI-TWILGHTERS UNITE!!

There are many things worth dying for, but only a few worth living for. If you have something worth living for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe racism is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

COEXIST!!!!

If you are proud to be pro-life and are not afraid to stand up and give a voice to the voiceless, copy and paste this into your profile.

Disagreeing with Obama is NOT racism!! Copy and paste this if you agree!!

If you are going to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

I intend to live forever or die trying!

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer! Haha! I HAVE THIS ON HERE TWICE IF ANYONE NOTICED! HAHA!

I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!

-I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.

-I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it.

-Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!!

-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

-Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them!

-tell the truth and RUN FOR IT

-If everything is going well in my mind then you have overlooked something

-you cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

-education is important, but school is another matter

-I was normal once. But then I watched Doctor Who

-The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame

-I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.

-When in doubt, make up words

TEST

~VAMPIRE~
[x]You rather be pale than tan.
[x] You like to eat or drink red things.
[ ]When you’re kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
[ ] You’re dark,mysterious, and seductive.
[x} You’ve tasted your own blood before and liked it. (i'll admit it)

[x] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak. (I hate the sun)
[x]You’re graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others.
[x] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[x] You’re more active at night.

Total: 7

~WEREWOLF~
[ ] You have a bad temper.

[ ]You’re incredibly physically strong and fast.

[x] You love the moon.

[x]You’re very loyal.

[x] If you love someone, you’ll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[x] You would go on a devastated rampage should your lover be harmed in any way.
[x] You like dogs.
[x] You’re fairly sturdy in stature
[x] You’re either a good leader or a SOLITARY PERSON.
[x]You have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time.
Total: 8


~NEKO/WERECAT~
[x] You love cats. (they are awesome!)
[x]You’re lithe and agile.
[x] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.

[x] You like gymnastics.
[x] You love to eat seafood.
[x] You’re affectionate and cozy. (i am...)
[x] If someone is able to sneak up on you and startle you, you nearly leap out of your skin or swat at them.
[x] You like yarn. (YARN ROCKS!!)
[x] You like chasing things.
[x] You’re an excellent hunter.

Total: 10

~ZOMBIE~
[x]You’re an outcast. (idk)
[ ] You feel as if you’re not truly alive.
[ ] You’ll moan when you’re hurt rather than scream and cry.
[x] You tend to zone out.
[ ] You don’t feel very smart.
[ ] You like worms.
[x] You like taking things slowly.
[ ] You like odd foods.
[x] You prefer to suffer in silence.
[x] You don’t get much sleep.
Total: 5

~GHOST/PHANTOM~
[x] You’re invisible.
[x] You have an oddly eerie presence.
[x]You can send chills down a person’s spine just by looking at them.
[x] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[x] You’re incredibly gentle.
[x] You’re very shy around someone you find attractive. (a tiny bit)
[x] You tend to simply disappear when no one’s looking.
[x] You enjoy scaring people.
[x]You like the indoors.
[x] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.
Total: 10 XD

~GHOUL~
[x] You will eat just about anything.
[ ] You like to attack people verbally or physically.
[ ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you‘re getting what you want out of them.
[ ] You like stalking people.
[ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[x] You get hungry easily.
[x] You like torture.
[ ] You live to hurt people.
[x] You like the idea of being insane.
Total: 4

~WITCH~
[ ] You’re into Wicca/paganism.
[ ] You like magical objects.
[ ] You believe in magic/can perform it.
[ ] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[ ] People find you intolerably cruel.
[ ] You enjoy manipulating people.
[ ] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
[x] You love black cats.
[ ] You practice voodoo.
[ ] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive
Total: 1

~SHAPESHIFTER~
[x] You have different personalities.
[ ] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.
[ ] You’re fickle.
[ ] You have more than one lover.
[x] You’re unpredictable.
[ ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
[x] You are fond of many different things.
[ ] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[x] You often say one thing and mean another.
[x] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off.
Total: 5

~DEMON~
[ ] You have a very bad temper.
[ ] You’re usually angry.
[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[ ] You worship Satan. (no. I would never, EVER worship Satan. )
[x] You like fire.
[x]You love to mess with people’s heads.
[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[ ] You laugh when other people are hurt.
[ ] Physically harming someone make you happy.
[ ]You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.
Total: 2

~ANGEL~

[x] You’re a very good person.
[x]You take care with everything you do.
[x] You can be extremely serious.
[x] You’re gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[x] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone.
[x]You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.

[x]You’re a virgin/have never kissed anyone/have never had a lover.
[x]People see you as being very pure. (most people)
[x] You are obedient and follow rules without question.

[x] You love God

Total: 10

~FARIE/ELF~
[x] You enchant people.
[x] You like organic things.
[x] You’re almost always smiling.
[x] You love the world around you.

[x] You get attached to animals easily.
[ ] You’re a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming.
[ ] You fall in love easily.
[ ] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality. (im a bit more shy around new people)
[x] You don’t HATE anyone. ( i've disliked people but i dont hate anyone)
[x]You like long hair.

Total-7

PASTE THIS TEST ON YOUR PROFILE AND TAKE IT XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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My FaV. mUsIc PlAyErS r Evanescence, Coheed and Cambria, Crispin Glover, Danny Elfman, Disturbed, Flyleaf, Korn, Linkin Park, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rise Against, Scars of Life, Seether, Skillet, Solstice, Three Days Grace, Voltaire

Last night I lay in bed looking
up at the stars in the sky
and I thought
to myself, where the
heck is the ceiling.

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じ しf, )ノ

My eyes are closed when off!
Open when on!

|...| Put this on your
|...| page if you have
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97% of teens would cry

If they saw Edward Cullen

On a skyscraper, about to jump.

3% would sit, eat popcorn, and yell,

"DO A BACK FLIP YOU SPARKILY RETARD!!"

If you are a 3% put this on your page.

Today you called me ugly.
Today you called me lame.
Today you said I'm evil.
Today you shunned my name.

Today you said good-morning.
Then said I looked like a beast.
You meant it in a harmful way.
Then said you loved me least.

Today you asked, "How dare you?"
Then shoved it down my throat--
How monsterous you think I am.
Why am I such a dope?

Today I sat in my bedroom.
Alone and oh so scared.
I wondered: If I died,
Would anybody care?

Nobody ever wanted me
This I surely know.
They all think I'm ugly.
Because you told me so.

Today my sadness left me.
Today I realized.
Today I found my home.
Today I escaped your lies.

Today I'm sleeping peacefully.
I'm wrapped in Jesus's arms.
Today I wore a smile.
I'm away from all your harm.

Today I watched the Earth.
As you spent the whole day lying.
Telling them you missed me so.
While you falsely started crying.

I know that you don't miss me.
You wanted me to die.
Mother, Father, my dear lover--
This is my good-bye.

Every day, mental abuse claims the lives of teens everywhere. This kind of abuse is the cause of most suicides in teenagers. Mental abuse usually comes from those who you love the most: mothers; fathers; boyfriends; girlfriends. To be abused mentally is to be constantly instulted or critiqued by an individual, and has an enormous effect on one's self-esteem. It is usually caused by one's parents or lover telling the victim harmful stuff, like that they are very un-attractive, or that they are stupid and such. Even though this is one of the deadliest types of abuse, it is rarely emphasised on. Help spread the word and put a stop to this cruel abuse. Copy and paste this on your profile if you are against mental abuse.

This is From Fang's Blog.

Yo,

I have no choice but to respond to this. Why? Because it's funny. Never underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

From Jess:

FANG.

I've commented your blog with my questions for THREE YEARS.

You answer other people's STUPID questions, but not MINE.

YOU REALLY ASKED FOR IT, BUDDY.

I'm just gonna comment with this until you answer at least one of my questions.

DO YOU HAVE A JAMAICAN ACCENT?

No, mon.

DO YOU MOULT?

Gross

WHAT'S YOUR STAR SIGN?

I was raised in a cage. But I'm going to pick one. Um, no I'm not. "Angel what's my star sign?" She says, "Scorpio."

HAVE YOU TOLD JEB I LOVE HIM YET?

No.

DOES NOT HAVING A POWER MAKE YOU ~ANGRY?

Well that's not really true...

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?

Can you see me doing The Soulja Boy?

DOES IGGY KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?

Gazzy does.

DO YOU USE HAIR PRODUCTS?

No. Again, no.

DO YOU USE PRODUCTS ON YOUR ~FEATHERS?

I don't know that they make bird kid feather products yet.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?

There are a bunch.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG?

I don't have favorites. They're too polarizing.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?

Max, when she showers.

DO THESE QUESTIONS MAKE YOU ANGRY?

Not really.

IF I CAME UP TO YOU IN A STREET AND HUGGED YOU, WOULD YOU KILL ME?

You might get kicked. But I'm used to people wanting me dead, so.

DO YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE HUGGED?

Doesn't everybody want to be secretly hugged?

ARE YOU GOING EMO CAUSE ANGEL IS STEALING EVERYONE'S POWERS INCLUDING YOURS?

Not the Emo thing again.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

Anything hot and delicious and brought to me by Iggy.

WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?

Three eggs, over easy. Bacon. More bacon. Toast.

DID YOU EVEN HAVE BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?

See above.

DID YOU DIE INSIDE WHEN MAX CHOSE ARI OVER YOU?

Dudes don't die inside.

DO YOU LIKE MAX?

I like a lot of people.

DO YOU LIKE ME?

I think you're funny.

DOES IGGY LIKE ME?

Sure.

DO YOU WRITE DEPRESSING POETRY?

No.

IS IT ABOUT MAX?

Ahh. No.

IS IT ABOUT ARI?

Why do you assume I write depressing poetry?

IS IT ABOUT JEB?

Ahh.

ARE YOU GOING TO BLOCK THIS COMMENT?

Clearly, no.

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

A Dirty Projectors t-shirt. Jeans.

DO YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS?

NO FREAKING COMMENT.

DO YOU FIND THIS COMMENT PERSONAL?

Could I not find that comment personal?

DO YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES?

Yes, cheap ones.

DO YOU WEAR YOUR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT?

That would make it hard to see.

DO YOU SMOKE APPLES, LIKE US?

Huh?

DO YOU PREFER BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?

Whatever.

DO YOU LIKE VAMPIRES OR WEREWOLVES?

Mmm, Vampires.

ARE YOU GAY AND JUST PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT BY KISSING LISSA?

Uhh...

WERE YOU EXPERIMENTING WITH YOUR SEXUALITY?

Uhh...

WOULD YOU TELL US IF YOU WERE GAY?

Yes.

DO YOU SECRETLY LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU EMO?

No.

ARE YOU EMO?

Whatever.

DO YOU LIKE EGGS?

Yes. I had them for breakfast.

DO YOU LIKE EATING THINGS?

I love eating. I list it as a hobby.

DO YOU SECRETLY THINK YOU'RE THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD?

Do you secretly think I'm the sexiest person in the whole world?

DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX?

Eeek!

HAS ANGEL EVER READ YOUR MIND WHEN YOU WERE HAVING DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX AND GONE 'OMG' AND YOU WERE LIKE 'D:'?

hahahahahahahahahahah

DO YOU LIKE SPONGEBOB?

He's okay I guess.

DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT SPONGEBOB?

Definitely.

CAN YOU COOK?

Iggy cooks.

DO YOU LIKE TO COOK?

I like to eat.

ARE YOU LIKE, A ~HOUSEWIFE?

How on earth could I be like a housewife?

DO YOU SECRETLY HAVE INNER TURMOIL?

My inner turmoil is like an inner Taurus which is like an inner Klein bottle which is like...

WHY DON'T YOU POST PHOTOS ANYMORE?

We just did.

WHY DON'T YOU POST YOUR DRAWINGS ANYMORE? THEY WERE REALLY GOOD OKAY.

DO YOU WANT TO BE UNDA DA SEA?

I'm unda the stars.

DO YOU THINK IT'S NOT TOO LATE, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE?

Sure.

WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO PLAY POKER?

TV

DO YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE?

Totally.

OF COURSE YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE. DOES IGGY HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE?

Yes.

CAN HE EVEN PLAY POKER?

Iggy beats me, sometimes.

DO YOU LIKE POKING PEOPLE, HARD?

Not really.

ARE YOU FANGALICIOUS?

I could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be.

Fly on,

Fang

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Pencils/Pens off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gotten a new keyboard)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Valentine

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

Names

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Erin, but I'm using my nickname Rinnie)

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Rinnizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Black Cat
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Marie Tennessee
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Lynrigel (XD)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Green Grapejuice (XD)
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Inaeoen
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Ann
6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Lacey

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Yes... Sean, my boyfriend. I call him Stitchpunk.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? No. I don't hate anybody.

3) How many houses have you lived in? my house now, the old apartment

4) Favourite candy bar? Almond Joy and Mounds.. yum.

5) Favourite shoes? sneakers or slip on sandals

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Only accidentally.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No, Britney Spears is fake and a bad role model. I prefer Amy Lee

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yup. At my church DX

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My soon to be comic series called Mythica and my boyfriend Sean

12) Favourite genre of music? Rock/Metal/Screamo/Alternative/Christian Rock

13) What is your zodiac sign? Cancer

14) What time were you born? im not sure... im prety sure like 5:30 in the evening

15) Do you like beer? no

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yup, a whole lot

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? i had a miley cyrus cd a long time ago DX

18) Are you sarcastic? Yep.

19) What are your favourite colours? Green and Black and Red

20) How many watches do you own? Just One. My favorite Aunt gave it to me.

21) Summer or winter? winter

23) Favourite colour to wear? black, plus other colors with it

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite

25) What colour is your mobile phone? black. I used to have a black gray and blue one but my dad got me a new one for my family's new cellphone plan

26) Where is your second home? the internet...

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yeah!

28) Have you ever had a cavity? YES i hate them

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? one

30) How many video games do you own? only a few, billy and mandy for ps2, cooking mama, avatar the last airbender into the inferno, codename kids next door

31) What was your first pet? a red beta fish named Waffle.

32) Ever had braces? Nope

33) Do looks matter? Not really

34) Do you use chapstick? Sometimes. rarly tho

35) Name 3 teachers from your Secondary school. Dohan, Sherlock, McCutchan

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? uh, neither. :P

37) Are you too forgiving?yesss

38) How many children do you want? 2. One boy and one girl.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yes tons of stuff like 5 pairs of fingerless gloves, 2 cans of gir body spray, all my gir shirts, my clip in color streaks, my rubber bracelets, my nightmare before christmas t shirt, my gir scarf and gloves, other stuff

40) Favourite breakfast meal? cereal with milk usually

41) Do you own a gun? uh, no.

42) Ever thought you were in love? I think i am now...

43) When was the last time you cried? i think last night. Only a tiny bit, after something scared me and Dani and then Dani gave this heartwarming speech about heaven and praying.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? idk im too lazy to think about it

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? No?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? NOOO and i dont want to

47) Have you ever been in a castle? no

48) Nicknames? Rin, Rinnie, (my dad calls me Errie XP)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? no

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Nope

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Uh, no.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? how i wish i could've stayed at Dani's house longer so i could see my friend Ethan and my boyfriend Sean again...

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No

55) Do you own a diamond ring? i think so...

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Kinda. I'm just worried about the future.

57) Do you dye your hair? no

58) Does anyone like you? everyone i know well likes me especially Sean he'd do anything for me

59) What year were you born? not telling...

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? i wasn't born yet

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? eeeeeeeeeeeeewww no

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendy's.

63) Do you like yourself? Yeah!

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? im about the same with each of them.

65) Favourite physical feature of the oppsite gender? eyes

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No.I lOVE THE DARK!!

67) Have you ever eaten paste? uh, no.

68) Do you own a webcam? no but my mom's laptop has one.

69) I CANCELLED THIS QUESTION! BTW No

70) no but i had a hairline fracture in my wrist once

72) Do you chat on AIM often? no

73) Pringles or Lays? lays

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? no.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House

77) Did you like your high school guidance counsellor? not in high school yet

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? i dont think so.

80) Do you own a car? no and i can't drive yet

81) Can you cook? Yes

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. yaoi

2. Twilight

3. People who criticize my work for stupid reasons

83) Do you text message often? yup i got unlimited texting so all the time

84) Money or love? love

85) Do you have any scars? Not really

86) What do you want more than anything right now? black feathered wings like fang from max ride that i can fly with

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Yes

88) I CANCELLED ANOTHER QUESTION. ONS

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yes

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? YESSS a 64 pack

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? my mom

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? my sister for complaining

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Dani with her heartwarming speech DX

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Dani i think

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Sean...

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? idk

100) Who was the last person that called you? my mom

Superhero Movie Quotes

Rick: "Uncle Albert! Just try to breathe."
Uncle Albert: "I can't. You're kneeling on my balls."

Woman: [to Jill] "You're nothing but an ugly, ungrateful little whore. Just like your mother!"
Rick: "Who was that?"
Jill: "My mother."

Hourglass: "Titanium Blades.. They cut through diamonds!"
Rick: "I'm not wearing any diamonds."

Priest: "We are gathered here today to say goodbye to Lucille Adams."
Mourners: "Goodbye."

Albert: "Sure, you're a little older."
Lucille: "Your hair is gray."
Albert: "You have crow's feet."
Lucille: "It takes you an hour to pee."
Albert: "Your thighs look like warm cottage cheese someone through up on a hot sidewalk."
Lucille: "And you've always had a tiny penis."

Rick: [To Albert] "You're not my father."
Albert: "I might as well be. I love you like your father did. I believe in you like your father did. I had sex with your mother, just like your father did."

Stephen Hawking: "If there is one lesson my life can teach, it's that the mind is stronger than the body. The hero comes from within."
Dragonfly/Rick: "Those are Celine Dion lyrics."
Stephen Hawking: "Whatever. It's still true."

Dr. Whitby: "What brings you here, Rick?"
Rick: "My uncle."
Dr Whitby: "Your uncle brought you here?"
Rick: "No, he's gravely injured."
Dr. Whitby: "Well then, he shouldn't be driving."

Albert: "And maybe your father shouldn't have given you this afterall, look at the words your ancestors incribed in that ring: honor, valor, sacrifice, duty, commitment, bravery, justice, integrity, brotherhood, self-esteem, low prices, affordable housing, loose fitting pants, cheap internet porn, the rest is in Latin."

Stephen Hawking: [To girl] "You have an incredible ass."
Girl: [Looks at Hawking shocked.]
Stephen Hawking: "-Stronomy career ahead of you."

DESPICABLE ME QUOTES


Gru:
"FIY your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yard and I don't appreciate it."
Fred: "You know dogs; they go wherever they want to go!"
Gru:
"Not if they're dead."

Gru:
"Mom, someday I'm going to go to the moon"
Gru's Mom: "Ahhh-you're to late son. NASA isn't sending monkeys to the moon anymore."

Vector: "Piranha gun! Oh yeah!"

Gru: "I'm going to need a dozen tiny robots disguised as cookies-COOKIE ROBOTS!"

Tim the Minion: "Ah backapoot!"

Gru: "Do you speak Spanish?"
Ms. Hattie "Do I look like I speak Spanish?"
Gru: "You're very face como un burro"
Ms. Hattie: "Oh! Well...thank you."

Agnes: "He's so fluffy I'm gonna die!"

Vector: "You done been shrunk!"

Vector: "Curse you tiny toilet!"

Edith: "When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this would be more like Annie."

Stuart the Minion: "Whaaaa!?"

Edith: "Are these beds made out of bombs?"
Gru: "Yes but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up...but try not to toss and turn."

Gru: "You are going to suffer the wraith of Gru!"

Vector: "Quiet down fish!"

Gru:
"Liiiiight-bulb."

Agnes: "It's so fluffy!"

Agnes: "Let's go destroy another game!"

Gru: "Knocked over."

Gru: "Look mom I made the real rocket based on the macaroni prototype!"
Gru's Mom: "Eeh."

Gru:
"Now when we put our cups together, we will make the clink sound with our mouths."

Vector: "He punched my sharK!"

Edith: "We want a bedtime story!"
Agnes: "Three Fuzzy Kittens!"
Gru: "Oh sorry, that book was accidentally destroyed maliciously."

CRISPIN GLOVER QUOTES

“Eccentric doesn't bother me. 'Eccentric' being a poetic interpretation of a mathematical term meaning something that doesn't follow the lines - that's okay.”

“I'm not somebody who believes that darkness is something that should necessarily be hidden from children or anything like that.”

“But there's a difference between having artistic interests and being psychotic. That's more than a fine line of differentiation, and I do see that a bit too much.”

“People watch movies - and it's vague ideas, it's vague notions, but people pick up on these things, that they are supposed to think certain ways or that they're not supposed to think, basically, and they don't.”

I'm the kind of girl who gets straight As in every subject, but still can't operate a fan by use of a simple knob.

I'm the kind of girl who laughs at... nothing.

I'm the kind of girl who gets on the bad side of a teacher by correcting their grammar.

I'm the kind of girl who looks at Twilight and laughs at the cheesiness.

I'm the kind of girl who has a picture of Joe Jonas pasted to my dart board. DIE YOU STUPID JONAS BROTHER!

I'm the kind of girl who walks into the Mental Hospital and greets the receptionist by name.

I'm the kind of girl who is willing to drop-kick Twilight books out of my apartment window.

I'm the kind of girl who can hold a conversation with you for fifteen minutes and then ask, "What was your name again?"

I'm the kind of girl who reads rather than watching television.

I'm the kind of girl who is considered weird.

I'm the kind of girl who would've let Stupid Edward commit suicide.

I'm the kind of girl who thinks that Stephenie Meyer and all of her little vampires should be charged with first degree murder for the death of good literature.

I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care what you think.

I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care if you care what I think because I don't care what you think, so you needn't care what I think and I don't care.

I'm the kind of girl who plots against fictional characters.

I'm the kind of girl who would scream "Boo!" at a football game and then ask what the bad call was.

I'm the kind of girl who thinks that as you read this, you will laugh and nod and repost.

I'm the kind of girl who believes in equal rights, and doesn't care if I sound cheesy.

I'm the kind of girl who wishes there was a law against stupidity.

I'm the kind of girl who finds what's lost where I already looked.

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In Between by Whiggity reviews
One year of marriage has been a happy time for the younger Van Dorts, but Victoria has fallen ill and is beginning to die. Victor must return to the Land of the Dead to find a way to save his wife and unborn child. Follows 'The Wine of Ages'.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,298 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
The strong Tulip and the broken bee by bloodyXwhiteXrabbit reviews
AU/Humanstuck (Plays in my Of love and other failures universe) The story of how Mituna turned out to be like this, and how Latula managed the situation. What heroic actions did he take and ended up broken?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Mituna C., Latula P. - Complete
Three bottles of Faygo and a Chocolate pie by Jamtav reviews
Gamzee stumbles upon a cute, little cafe. But that's not what keeps bringing him back everyday at the exact same time. It's the little handicapped boy working there. -Humanstuck- Alot of Tavzee fluff! Rated T for Gamzee's mouth. Really short chapters!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,158 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Forgetting Yesterday by Fangfan1 reviews
Iggy has a past with abusive parents. When he comes to the Martinez foster home can Max and the gang open up his shell, or will Iggy's past finally catch up to him? What secrets is the pale boy hiding from the world? Rated T for some violence
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Iggy - Complete
When A Feather Falls by lady-warrioress reviews
Why must she always defy him and why should he care so much? 1 asks himself this when he finds a heavily damaged 7 lying outside the sanctuary. Implied 1x7.
9 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,356 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - 1, 7
Scars of War by Erandir reviews
The first time Sweden sees him after the war, bandaged and pale, his skin almost as white as the sheets of the hospital bed where he lays, the stoic nation can only barely manage to conceal his horror from the nurse who shows him in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
What Is The Internet Really For? by 8basketballdiva8 reviews
Gilbert and friends educate Elitzaveta on what the internet is really for. SONGFIC! More Avenue Q.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Mother Dearest by Lady Halloween reviews
The terrible trio are assigned a seemingly sweet caretaker, but everything is not what it seems. Will the trick or treaters come out on top, or will mother not-so-dearest bring the three down to their knees? ABSOLUTELY NOT LockxShock! Rated for language.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Lock, Shock
Confusion by Volixia669 reviews
Sealand was picked on for having gay parents, yet he's confused. Isn't it normal? Sweden and Finland attempt to explain things to him. Fluffy Fluff. SuFin, and mentions of other pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Inappropriate Bedtime Stories: As Told By Denmark by Rantzilla reviews
Now, kid, let me tell you a little story about your parents...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The Breaking Point by Hikari Kaitou reviews
If someone had told Finland that he would find Sweden crying that day, he wouldn't have believed them, and yet here he was with Sweden's tear-streaked face buried in his chest... pre-relationship!SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Finnish Kisses Take Away The Pain by The-4th-Deathly-Hallow reviews
little!Sweden and little!Finland are playing outside. Sweden falls and hurts himself, but is too prideful to cry in front of Finland. What does Finland do? Please read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
3 and 4 discover Twilight! by StitchPunk13 reviews
3 and 4 go on a reading spree and come across a certain book... WARNING: Twilight flamey, Edward Cullen flamey. Credit goes to Schellibie for their amazing fanart that inspired this! I FINALLY FREAKIN UPDATED!
9 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - 3, 4 - Complete
Ignite my fire by Alias - Eyelash - Blue reviews
Iggy's not so quiet life. It's 2 years later. He's having girlfriend trouble. Learning to read Braille, and gets a seeing eye dog. Along with pyromania and musical genius.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Iggy
Raven, the princess of Halloween by ScarlettLetter12061995 reviews
Raven never did fit in in the human world, but when a burlap man named Oogie Boogie kidnaps her, she must use her wits, strength and the help of her friends to get home and discover who she really is.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,807 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/7/2009
Slave For a Day by DryadSpeaks reviews
Written for the Quartie Ficathon! The prompt was: Quinn bids on and wins Artie in one of those "slave for a day" auction things
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Artie A., Quinn F. - Complete
You're Beautiful by moncheri9 reviews
Happens just after Max Ride 3. Very fluffy and romantic Eggy! When Max decides that they should stay in her mom's house a little while longer, Iggy & Ella's relationship develops. For the better or worse?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,150 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
History of the Minions by Dustal Gray reviews
This is my back story on how the Minions came to be, and why Gru has them. Rated K -my first innocent story-
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Minions - Complete
The Tales of a Blind Chef by sharpie12 reviews
Have you ever wondered what Iggy thinks? How he feels about Max and Fang? How he thinks people look? Read and find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Iggy
To Forget by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
No one understands, and no one wants to. In a world where they are outcasts, two stitchpunks form a bond. 6 discovers why 8 loves that magnet of his so much. No slash, pre-movie.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - 6, 8 - Complete
Forever At Your Service by LucyCupcake reviews
ONE SHOT: The stars can encourage new beginings, and bring a couple closer together. 4x5
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - 4, 5 - Complete
I'll come to your funeral by pleasingXapparel reviews
i can't really sumerize it so you'll just have to read it! it involves gir, though. R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Gir, Mimi
Living with the Stitchpunks by Pisquared reviews
First fanfic,plz don't pick on too bad.
9 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010
Operation Barbie by lefty loosy reviews
Iggy and the Gasman steal a barbie from Angel and do what they do best...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Gazzy/The Gasman, Iggy
I'm Sorry Toph by majesticwolf27 reviews
Sokka watches over Toph with a guilty heart. Can't explain too much without giving it away. Tokka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Sight by 123nnana reviews
Being blind isn't easy. Well, it is actually pretty easy. But that doesn't mean it's...preferable to having sight. Nobody realizes what a great blessing it is, just to be able to see the sky. Set during FANG, when they go to the art museum.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Iggy
Couches by daughterofathena02 reviews
In The Angel Experiment, Max mentioned that Iggy could find his way around fine IF no one moved around the furniture and forgot to tell him. What happens when Nudge moves the couch and doesn't tell Iggy? Short little fluff. NO romance involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Isn't Someone Missing Me? by The Dibster reviews
He didn't know where he was. He was lost. But being lost is better then being at home. Where no one knows your name, and you're all alone by yourself. Oneshot. Songfic.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Dib - Complete
Stay and Dance With Me by TR16 reviews
He had never really given any thought to the relationship that he shared with 7, but as he looked into her optics, he knew... .:5x7:. Slightly AU. Rated for slight language. COMPLETE.
9 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,733 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - 5, 7 - Complete
Mirror by eXSillie reviews
Why is it the blind can always see the clearest? Toph Bei-Fong.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Toph, Sokka
5, i know what were gonna do today! by DrMaggieXD reviews
9 and 5 were bored and thought of something to do. But wait... why is 1 going to bust them? And when did 3 become a secret agent. Read and find out!
9 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - 9, 5
Iggy goes to Walmart by ChocolateMilk2 reviews
...and discovers that blindless does indeed have its downsides. MR2 crack, you have been warned.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Iggy, Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Iggy's First Drive by flYegurl reviews
Nudge teaches Iggy how to drive! Short Niggy oneshot, just came up with the idea one day! Nudge/Iggy, slight reference to Max/Fang..... experiences with Max's old friend Valium!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
GIR's Birthday by Replaceable Insanity reviews
Zim forgets GIR's birthday, or does he! GIR's POV
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Gir, Zim - Complete
A Christmas Accident by Merrypsimon reviews
A contest submission for the9club on . Winner for "Best Emotional Response" and "Best Action". 5 and 6 decide to go outside on a snowy day. That is, until something bad happens
9 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2009 - 6, 5 - Complete
Grocery Shopping by Constant-Rae-of-Sunshine reviews
Iggy and Nudge go the store to get an after Christmas feast. Of course, things don’t go quite as planned.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
The Guardian's Sister by GorillazObsessor reviews
This is just a short Secret Santa gift for hyperhare over at the forum . It's a stormy night and 8.88 OC needs comforting from 8 who is like her big brother . G for adorableness... XP merry 9mas!
9 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/20/2009 - 8 - Complete
Typing for Iggy by Skylark Evanson reviews
Iggy wants to be online too, but being blind, he can't type. So the rest of The Flock is doing it for him and adding in their own stuff. Before Fax. *First Max Ride Fic!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Iggy - Complete
Kick Me? by All Mighty Ruler reviews
Have you ever wondered how Fang would have dealt with the kid that put a 'kick me' sign on Iggy's back in School's Out- Forever? This is one of my ideas on what could have happened. Just something I wrote to pass time. Rated T- Because I'm paranoid. R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
7's Punishment by MovieGal007 reviews
1 get tired of 7's rebellion and decides to punish her. Why I think 7 ran away, and took the twins. Please read and review.
9 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - 7, 1 - Complete
Music by GorillazObsessor reviews
The twins find an ipod and discover the stitchpunks can act as a speaker... They have fun. please R&R!
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - 3, 4 - Complete
5x4: A Perfect Kiss by Snow22 reviews
He's always felt this way about her, even though she cannot speak her actions give a million words. Now will 5 have the confidence to get his perfect kiss?
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/14/2009 - 4, 5
The Spongebob Squarepants Wedding by Dark Deception reviews
I created this fanfic in honor of the Spongebob Squarepants 10th aniversary. Spongebob and Sandy are getting married, and you're invited!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - SpongeBob, Sandy - Complete
The Nightmare After Christmas by LarkInDecember reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened after Jack and Sally shared that kiss atop the hill at the end of NBC? Well this is a story that picks up where it ended.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
Pained Art by KaziRede reviews
When 6 is injured, 5 tries his best to get the artist to get help from 2. But how does one keep a panicking artist from acting out?
9 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - 5, 6
Her Furnace by HamPickleSandwich reviews
7/9 PG fluff. Oneshot. It's the middle of the night and below freezing.. Shane Acker owns 9, not me.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2009 - 7, 9 - Complete
Wisdom of the World by KaziRede reviews
When 5 is terribly frightened by a nightmare about the cruel past he was involved with, 7 has no choice but to lull him to sleep with a lullaby of sorts. 5x7 fluff.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/21/2009 - 5, 7
But I'm Gone by doodlegirll reviews
9 had always wondered how 7 got the scar on her back that obscured her numeral from view... .:9/7, mild 2/5 AU:.
9 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2009 - 7, 9 - Complete
Big Brother, Little Sister by KaziRede reviews
3 wonders how 8 can handle 1's constant onslaught of insults, and decides to spend some time with him to find out. 3-8/brother-sister realationship
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/21/2009 - 3, 8
Magnet Power by Red Witch reviews
Ever wonder why 8 was so loyal to 1? This might be one possible explanation.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/19/2009 - 1, 8 - Complete
Everything You Want by ChibiJaime reviews
PRE-MOVIE 7, infuriated by 1, decides to leave the safety of the cathedral. 5, desperate to keep her there or at least safe, tries to come up with some way to help. Shortfic, very mild 5x7, fluffy.
9 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/15/2009 - 5, 7 - Complete
The Blind Kid Gets a Normal Life by Miz636 reviews
Max left Iggy with his birth parents, but what really happened while Iggy was with them? Did he get to enjoy his few days with him, or were they filled with the pain of leaving his family behind? How did he find out about the reporters? How did it feel?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Iggy - Complete
Teddy Bear Recordings by Jingle101 reviews
SpongeBob buys a teddy bear for Sandy and accidently records his feelings.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - SpongeBob, Sandy - Complete
Rose Petals by Jingle101 reviews
Sandy wakes up and finds a trail of rose petals and a note saying "Follow". Who did this, and why?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - SpongeBob, Sandy - Complete
JACK SKELLINGTON: The Owners Manual and Guide by lalafall reviews
Bought a JACK SKELLINGTON? Don't know how to use it? Just read this manual, silly!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
My Immortal: ZATR by nightnight reviews
Tak has trouble about Zim death but she feels his present.Song: My Immortal by Evanescence. ZATR
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Zim, Tak - Complete
The Meaningless life without love by LillyLicious reviews
After Wally dies at a young age, Kuki fears her life without him and whether she'll be able to cope. A 3/4 fanfic. Oneshot
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
All About Us by Sally White reviews
Hinata is kidnapped and buried alive. Will Neji, Kiba, Naruto, and the other be able to save her before it's too late. Many pairings implied, only one main pairing. Before timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2008 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] - Complete
In Which Deidara is Blackmailed by LuneDe reviews
Pein and Konan along with the rest of the Akatsuki can't enjoy dinner because Deidara is acting weird...because Tobi and Sasori have blackmail on him! Will Deidara ever be free from their blackmail? Read to find out! I can't stress that enough. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Terrence by Death's Soulmate reviews
Terrence is seen as a bitter bully teenager. But how did he turn out this way? What's the source of his behaviour? Why is he and Mac so different despite being brothers? Could the link be childhood experiences. Family Woes? Read to see a potential reason.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
THINGS CORPSE BRIDE WOULD NEVER SAY! by alyssialui reviews
i thought what other things could i make off of a great movie. then it hit me... Corpse Bride. hope you like it
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 12,609 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Lost But Not Forgotten by PorcelainDoll304 reviews
GIR comes to Gaz, crying because his Master has run away to the city. With Gaz's help, he searches the city rapidly. Will GIR find his master? GAGR in the beginning, ZAGR by the end.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Gaz, Gir - Complete
HG01031992's Corpse Bride Parody! by Harry's Girl 01031992 reviews
It's basically my parody of Tim Burton's Corpse Bride... Very random! R&R!
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,761 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
Untitled by sweetdreams55 reviews
Oneshot. Please read. nothing mushy. A fic about Abby suffering a seroius injury after a failed mission with the Teens. What would your last words be to your loved ones if you thought it was over?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
Snape Gets Overly Hyper by Harry's Girl 01031992 reviews
Snape goes to 711 and gets a bunch of energy drinks which makes him hyper. Very Random and gross at most points... You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Luffy and the Land of Meat by Emma Iveli reviews
One Shot, slight crossover with The Simpsons. Luffy happily daydreams about the land of meat. Please R&R.
Crossover - Simpsons & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
Misery by peppermints and cotton-candy reviews
ONESHOT Timmy gets extremly depressed. a story from his POV. rated 'T' for teen angst and depression
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Complete
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Triplets reviews
5XOC! Okay, so 5, and 16, have triplet stitchpups. 1 is a butthole. Everyone is out of character when defending stitchlings :P Well, enjoy, R&R, flames will only help me make marshmallows, yada yada yada.
9 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/12/2010 - 5 - Complete
9 superhero movie parody reviews
I keep watching superhero movie and i love it, so i combined it with 9. 9 as rick, 7 as jill, and more to come. R&R please! Rated T for tiny sex refs and some curse words down the road.
9 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - 9
1's epiphany reviews
1 always is mean to the others of his kind. He finally sees what he does to the others. Go easy on me, it's my first in a while.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - 1
Even in death reviews
Even in death their love goes on. Songfic, DibXOc. IMPORTANT! This was not written by me. My sister made it. But her account is new and they vwon't let her upload it, so she let me do it for her. Her username is Elana Skellington, tell her what ya think
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Dib
How to get invader zim characters mad reviews
Zim, GIR, Dib, Gaz, and the Tallest. Enjoy or GIR will get you XD
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Zim, Gir - Complete
How to Tick Off the Akatsuki ! reviews
How to mess with all of your akatsuki friends
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete