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Joined 07-09-08, id: 1629777, Profile Updated: 07-18-13
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hello! My name is K-Lanie and I should probably be doing something more productive than reading fanfiction but oh well.

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Lessons Learned by mistyhaze420 reviews
Jasper and Edward become the best of friends through similar tragic events in their lives. Edward, the geeky messed up kid, soon starts getting some lessons from bad boy, Jasper on how to fit in...What will E end up teaching him? E/J Slash AH Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 419,876 - Reviews: 5697 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Legacy by AutumnDreamer reviews
Edward is used to living life as a solitary teenager until he moves to Washington & reluctantly makes friends. When everything seems to be going right, his world is torn apart by a long-kept secret that leaves him questioning everything he's ever known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 335,653 - Reviews: 2860 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5074 - Favs: 5,209 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5989 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 2,963 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20290 - Favs: 13,380 - Follows: 5,525 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7127 - Favs: 6,882 - Follows: 4,998 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Meeting by JustForkIt reviews
They've known each other for years but never actually met. Through IMs, phone calls, and text messaging they've become best friends. But what happens with Bella takes an unexpected job opportunity that will put them both in the same town?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,366 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7176 - Favs: 5,558 - Follows: 4,112 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Isn't Stalking if You Don't Get Caught by JustForkIt reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,581 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13056 - Favs: 6,157 - Follows: 2,786 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Continuing On by jrgl2012 reviews
Jasper's friend needs a place to stay, and Bella, an up comming author has an extra room. What happens when the two people meet and recognize each other, while one hates the other, but the other wants to say sorry? EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,453 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6555 - Favs: 5,923 - Follows: 3,545 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Envelope by shattered crystal heart reviews
I stared at him,his brilliant green eyes staring back at me, a smirk across his beautiful face.I glared at him.If it was even possible I HATED Edward Masen more then I ever had my eyes glanced at the red envelope.this was going to be one hell of a summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,744 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9223 - Favs: 9,022 - Follows: 4,982 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2914 - Favs: 4,226 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14339 - Favs: 15,767 - Follows: 8,426 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 16020 - Favs: 7,228 - Follows: 3,310 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12573 - Favs: 7,210 - Follows: 3,495 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4615 - Favs: 5,144 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6035 - Favs: 9,029 - Follows: 5,267 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Because of A Reese's by Shai Butter reviews
“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6414 - Favs: 8,972 - Follows: 4,107 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5884 - Favs: 2,852 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4821 - Favs: 4,304 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4395 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2931 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3458 - Favs: 3,249 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dont touch me by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Bella and her mom are abused by Phil, but when her mom leaves, Phil kicks her out and she has no choice but to live with Charile and her half brother, Emmett. But will she adjust to the new life or will her old life come back to haunt her. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,408 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Phil - Complete
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking the Silence by SparklingTwilight reviews
Bella has suffered in silence for 5 years. What happens when EsmexCarlisle become her foster parents, and a perky pixie moves in next door & tries to break her out of her shell? AH ExB, Canon cpls. Rated M for future chapters. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 446,252 - Reviews: 3759 - Favs: 3,495 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daylight's Requiem by downtimexdamage reviews
Something is lurking in the forests of Forks preying upon Bella, and it is frighteningly dissimilar to werewolves and vampires... exb.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,117 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Bella, Edward
Take Fifty by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A oneshot series in which the Twilight characters find themselves working their way through movie plots. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
A Life Stolen by newfoundlove reviews
Sequel to A Heart's Savior. Bella and Edward are happily married, starting on this new chapter of their life together - a baby. Is the tragedy that falls upon them survivable? All Human/AU, Rated M for sexual content and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,633 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 3,988 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Forever and Always by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Serendipity. Picks up a few days after that one ends. Follows Edward's and Bella's journey. All Human, and Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,110 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by BookMe reviews
Alice and Rosalie work at Vogue and need an interesting topic for their next month's article. Edward moves into town, and Bella has two weeks off work. What will happen when a pair of sneeky Cupids come out to play? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,134 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
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The Things That Happen At Sonic reviews
The girls are hungry. The boys are hungry. Fun ensues. Throw in some interesting comments and a dash of love. MOST LIKELY A ONE SHOT UNLESS CONTINUATION IS REQUESTED. AH. AU. CANNON PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009
The Game Called Love reviews
Edward and Bella were best friends in high school. When Edward and his family move Bella is forced to move on. After moving on Bella is soon reunited with Edward. Love soon ensues between the group. Can Edward and Bella beat This Game Called Love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2009
Welcome to Miami! reviews
Bella and Edward were high school sweethearts until that ended badly. The summer when she thinks she's over him she goes to miami with alice and rose. Little does she know her great vacation turns out to be a drama filled adventure! -I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008