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Joined 07-09-08, id: 1629837, Profile Updated: 07-27-08

Name: -shifty eyes- ...not telling. Call me Rhea. Trust me, it's easier than my real name.

Age: Old enough to know that the world is doomed, but young enough to not really care.

Appearance: Weird shade of blonde hair and ever-changing colour eyes that hardy work.

Nationality: Canadian! Wooo! Don't diss my spelling, please.

Interests: Reading, writing, working out... doing homework... decorating my igloo...

Favourite Books: ( Not in any particular order ) Maximum Ride, Lord of the Rings, City of Bones, The Falconer's Knot, The Host, Dragonriders of Pern, Sense and Sensibility, Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park, Emma, Northanger Abbey, Persuasion, Eragon, Eldest, Inkheart, Inkspell, Twilight Series, Anything by Shannon Hale, James Patterson and Anne McCaffery... and I'm sure I'm forgetting many, many more.

Favourite Manga: ( Also not in any particular order ) D. Gray-Man, Buso Renkin, Death Note, Inu-Yasha, Whistle, Rurouni Kenshin, Special A, W Juliet, HunterxHunter, Tsubasa, +Anima, Bleach, Shaman King, Naruto...

Favourite Anime: Princess Mononoke, Mushishi, Appleseed, Steamboy, Inu-Yasha, Full-Metal Alchemist, The Cat Returns, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Laputa: Castle In The Sky, Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind ...Anything by Hayao Miyazaki, basically.

Possible FanFiction Plans: Maximum Ride... TO BE CONTINUED...

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The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12844 - Favs: 5,978 - Follows: 5,364 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21239 - Favs: 11,694 - Follows: 7,413 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 6038 - Favs: 3,927 - Follows: 5,739 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20110 - Favs: 12,957 - Follows: 5,407 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,307 - Reviews: 4775 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 2,159 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taken in the Night by sheviking reviews
Re-post of my first story, Taken. Bella is kidnapped by Edward, the man who has secretly wanted her and watched her from afar. Is it love or merely obsession which motivates him? Bella is about to find out. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12204 - Favs: 7,440 - Follows: 6,170 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4220 - Favs: 3,657 - Follows: 3,178 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9249 - Favs: 7,489 - Follows: 7,667 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Primary One by syrrah reviews
You're in some of my classes but we've successfully ignored one another for years. You're rich, privileged and self-sufficient. I'm only one of those things. Why would you suddenly want to talk to me? Oh, don't tell me you're LONELY...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,703 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7295 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 3,783 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4877 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Boy by mskathy reviews
Single VetBella meets divorced architect dad Edward in an unnamed big box pet store. After a steamy night together, they're left to figure out their feelings and how to mesh two very different lives. AU/AH,lemons,grown up themes,adult!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,237 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,249 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 2,698 - Follows: 2,994 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7766 - Favs: 8,430 - Follows: 3,508 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Six Weeks by syrrah reviews
I wonder how a story with no summary would go. Is anyone game to read it? Let's see...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,359 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011
A Room With a View by SHL23 reviews
Endless scripts to read, a tyrant boss to tolerate, and a rather lackluster personal life. It was a good thing Bella Swan's office provided the perfect view of the building's hotshot lawyer. Now if only they'd share more than a glance each day. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,364 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 2,781 - Follows: 3,583 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Guitar by Gemgirl65 reviews
Bella Swan doesn't do one-night stands. But the way Edward Cullen makes love to that guitar onstage has her wishing she could trade places with it, if only for one night... Winner "Best Romance" in the Truly Anonymous Twilight OS Picture Prompt Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 99 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12850 - Favs: 7,619 - Follows: 6,160 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fuggiasco by kdc2239 reviews
Edward, homeless since age twelve is used to the gritty, hard life. Now twenty, his main goal is to make it in the world, and off the streets. What happens when a girl who seems to be broken beyond repair becomes his new shadow?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,725 - Reviews: 5421 - Favs: 4,691 - Follows: 3,010 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5459 - Favs: 5,561 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7120 - Favs: 5,337 - Follows: 4,074 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3852 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grounds for Inspiration by meliebot reviews
A quest for inspiration, a colossal misunderstanding and the reunion of a lifetime. Sometimes fate has a way of intertwining through our lives in ways we could never imagine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,019 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward, Bella
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,192 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lethal to Virtue by TheBondGirls reviews
Agent Edward Cullen hears the thoughts of those around him except for new recruit Isabella Swan. Will they control their feelings and work as a team in order to bring down the dark and dirty world hiding in Forks? Will virtue give way to vice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,915 - Reviews: 2754 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Baby You Can Drive My Car by syrrah reviews
Music fans think rock diva Bella Swan is brilliant, talented and a gift to humankind. People who actually know her think she's a menace to society, and a pain in the backside. Then Edward Cullen comes on board as tour manager, and who knows what he thinks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,015 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,776 - Reviews: 6871 - Favs: 5,542 - Follows: 6,290 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3948 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22847 - Favs: 14,094 - Follows: 10,625 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Long I Lay In The Ground by syrrah reviews
Bella and Alice have been companions for two hundered years, but one night Alice meets a beautiful boy and her devotion to Bella is severely tested... This is very dark, and the M rating is for adult themes and sexual behavior
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,356 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella
A New Normal by kdc2239 reviews
Bella's perfect world is crumbling around her. She feels as though she's drowning when she meets an angry, broken Edward. Can he save her while living in an abusive nightmare of his own? Can they save each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,289 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 4968 - Favs: 5,817 - Follows: 3,687 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 4,587 - Follows: 3,392 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For a Season by giselle-lx reviews
They both think they've lost everything. But some things, it turns out, are never taken away. Edward/Carlisle Slash. Breaking Dawn AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 2,920 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4669 - Favs: 3,646 - Follows: 3,648 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
In Transit by profmom72 reviews
Riding the same bus every day, Edward and Bella get off to a bumpy start. She thinks he's stuck-up; he thinks she's shallow. Sometimes what seems like the wrong thing turns out to be exactly what you were waiting for. A FGB novella for mujisan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,974 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Drift by denverpopcorn reviews
A blizzard blows in and shuts down the City. Everyone prepares for a snow day, including Edward and Bella. They each have a life-changing decision to make, but will their sudden confinement cool their passion and force them to face certain truths? E/B,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
The Man Who Can't Be Moved by Jenny0719 reviews
Bella Swan is personal assistant to 'The Sexiest Man Alive', Edward Masen. Their natural chemistry has them giving into temptation, but will Edward's fame tear them apart? Or bring them closer together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 315,382 - Reviews: 4978 - Favs: 4,969 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 4,104 - Follows: 4,659 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Remember Me by IsaKassees reviews
"If I only got one day a year, I would make it count." One secret tree, one magic sunset, one chance to make a wish. Childhood sweethearts turned penpals, they grow up together and apart, falling in like, lust and love. E B, OOC, AH, A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,534 - Reviews: 4536 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9328 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hears a Who? by philadelphic reviews
Just a bit of fun, originally posted on Breath-of-Twilight's Halloween Countdown. When your crush is your coworker and your work is all about sexual harassment training, does it take a supernatural event to finally make your move? Probably all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Super by CrumblingFool reviews
My entry for the A Picture Says It All contest. When the little stuff added up the universe was trying to say something. It was saying, "Stay home, Bella Swan." However, there is only so long a girl can reasonably be expected to go without Diet Coke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17359 - Favs: 9,903 - Follows: 4,588 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diner by Jessypt reviews
Bella is a baker with a rough past, looking for a new start. Edward is a chef trying to get his life back on track. What happens when things heat up in the kitchen at The Diner?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 200,624 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14192 - Favs: 15,091 - Follows: 8,247 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4545 - Favs: 3,771 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under the Red Umbrella by Buff82 reviews
Divine providence - fate, it has a way of making things happen. When Bella performs a simple act of kindness for a stranger, it changes her life forever. O/S Bella/Edward AH Rated M for mature content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,707 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oceanic by Rochelle Allison reviews
Waterbeds can be sexy. Who knew? Edward and Bella, best friends to more-than-friends. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5684 - Favs: 6,436 - Follows: 3,714 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Sweet Talk by WriteOnTime reviews
For two years, Edward's been longing for more with his pretty boho classmate, Bella Swan. The school V-Day dance is his big chance to make a move - if he can just figure out exactly what a "move" is. AH/Canon Couples. O/S for Cupid's Little Ficsters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Code of Conduct by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Disciplined Edward is hired as a bodyguard for Bella, a rebellious teen who is the police commssioner's daughter. Their relationship develops to something they don't expect, revealing inner demons for both. Rated M for language, drug use, and adult things
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 247,569 - Reviews: 4840 - Favs: 3,779 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 3,503 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Custom Built by NinjaKitten3782 reviews
When Bella Swan inherits a run-down family cabin in Colorado, she hires sexy contractor Edward Cullen to do the custom remodel and sparks fly. FIRST PLACE VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER in the Men at Work Anonymous Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,844 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 106 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fumbling to Happiness by mskathy reviews
ON HIATUS Bella is a single mom whose first grader, Rose, is being picked on by Emmett. When she meets and gets to know Emmett's dad, what she finds surprises her. Will be expanded eventually. AU-H, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10018 - Favs: 7,419 - Follows: 6,113 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Girl with a Red Umbrella by spanglemaker9 reviews
Co-Written w/ justaskalice. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose's letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,197 - Reviews: 2037 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nicknames and Rumors by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,041 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5726 - Favs: 6,554 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Lessons by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen lacks one essential thing: Good bedroom skills. Enter Isabella Swan, hired sex-therapist-turned-teacher. In her quest to remedy his problem, will their undeniable chemistry and sexual tension affect her 100 percent success rate?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5739 - Favs: 9,346 - Follows: 3,125 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hear, Say by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 110 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3593 - Favs: 5,321 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Eclairs by Flaignhan reviews
CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
The Outlandish Courtship of Isabella Swan by Krum Cake reviews
My Twilight Gift Exchange gift to septentrion. These are the jumbled witness testimonials never gathered, that, when pieced together in the right order, reveal one of the strangest courtships Forks, Washington has ever seen. AU/AH. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8665 - Favs: 14,013 - Follows: 2,891 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3113 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11614 - Favs: 8,494 - Follows: 2,567 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19433 - Favs: 12,142 - Follows: 5,559 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5251 - Favs: 4,699 - Follows: 4,120 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Hurt by turquoise.seas reviews
Nudge slammed the door behind her and raced down the hall, trying to get to her room before the tears overflowed. Through the jumble in her mind one coherent thought floated to the surface: Guys are so /horrible/ sometimes. Iggy/Nudge, read author's note.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy Each & Every MR Character by liane.xd reviews
Max catches Fang and Iggy reading a list of how to annoy her. Will they survive her burning fury? I edited the list version so it would be a story...I'm sorry, but I think this is more FUN. REVIEW please? FANG's IS EDITED!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008
Viruses & Romances by wildfirexpassion reviews
What happens when Jake gets seriously sick and the ones who cares for him is Sam? What happens when she starts discovering things she's never felt before?Sake.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,847 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete