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Author has written 17 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.


If my stories don't get 5 reviews in the first three chapters, I'm not continuing it.


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Chasing Shadows by DestinyShiva reviews
Working as a secret agent is rough. From danger, torture, and travelling the world. Then again, having an occasional and amazing one-night stand with a cute blonde isn't so bad. Until you notice they are everywhere. USUK. Co-written with Tenkuno.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 68,990 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - America, England/Britain
Maple & Birds by Shinigami-cat reviews
Three years ago Gilbert lost Matthew and turns to cutting for comfort. Can the mysterious Canada help him get over his past when monsters haunt his own?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 194,242 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Only By The Night by CSIBakerStreet reviews
A teen AU in which John works in his aunt's café and one day runs into the mysterious Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,381 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
He Returned to him in Battle by Laureen Lycan reviews
The dragon supposed the Hero was bored, coming back to face the Thunder Challenge so often after Demise's defeat. But whenever asked who he would like to face, it was always the same answer: "Ghirahim." Obsession, angst, adventure and yaoi. Note: This has been altered to comply with new FF regs. See A/N in Chapter 1 for details.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,165 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
My Total Conquest of Pretty Boy by Shizuka Aralia reviews
So my life totally sucked just then. Like seriously it did. But then this random guy named Toris like totally tripped on my foot. LietXPoland AU M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,932 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Poland, Lithuania
Sexcapades by Unshadowed Heart reviews
America brings home a surprise for England, which starts a pattern of sexy events. Collection of loosely connected oneshots for England and America Unabashed PWP collection, variety of kinks, don't like don't read. Yaoi, many lemons, UKUS RP with PD and I
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,037 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Those Seven Confusing Weeks by I Dont Know What Im Doing reviews
An interlaced story of Sherlock and John's naughty fun while John tells the tale of how Sherlock pursued their relationship or as John calls it the 7 most confusing weeks of his life. Got a bit of everything, humor, smut, mild kink, relationship beginnings, established relationship, angst; Rated M for JohnLock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,128 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Fireman's Arms by woodbyne reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland is a reluctant rockstar with an exhibitionist stage persona. Alfred Jones is a fan who doesn't realise that he just met his idol. Under unlikely circumstances they become more than friends, but will Arthur's lies destroy it all?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,282 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Why? by Shinigami-cat reviews
After waking from a coma Feli wakes to a world that isn't right. A world where everything is the same but terribly wrong. BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE! Rated M for later chapters!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,341 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
Wintereign by FanSlewFantasy reviews
AU. Alfred Jones is sick of his boring life. It is upon encountering a stranger in a line at the grocery store he begins to imagine how his life could unfold for the better. Yaoi, Angst, a little bit experimental... constructive advice is appreciated.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bad Babysitter by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Wow. Umm... AU Alfred's mum leaves him at home one night with a 'babysitter', who wants to play a little game. Crazily M. This fic needs about five Ms. Seriously. HARD. If you do not like yaoi or barefaced America-cest, give this fic a miss. FWInside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/10/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Phonecall by FanSlewFantasy reviews
America and England. Telephone sexytimes. M for a reason, Yaoi, don't like then don't read. Reposted, my apologies for those of you who faved/reviewed this fic on my old account. xoxo
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Happy Birthday by Rael-Morning-Star reviews
He was the only one who cared. The only one who understood. It's why Alex loved him so much. Bug/Alex slash one-shot COMPLETE!
My Soul to Take - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Complete
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The Dean's Son reviews
humanAU. Magic, alchemy, zombies, the works. Due to a mistake in the Dragoste Formula, a miniature apocalypse is brought upon this special academy for those gifted with magic, intelligence, and strength. After being gated in the campus with an intimidating amount of zombies that just won't die, Vash has to find a way to get out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,542 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Sweden, Switzerland
Antonio Antonio reviews
really short, had it in my drafts for a while, figured to post it. Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Just Left of The Moon reviews
Alfred writes a journal of his days alone in his Grandfather's young brother's house, detailing his every moment with the strange boy that fell from the sky. The more he writes, the more he unravels the truth of his father's fairytales. AmeCan so far
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,339 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - America, Canada
To Have Loved And Lost reviews
Arthur and Alfred play with magic as they grow up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
We're All Screwed reviews
Alfred stops Matthew from doing something stupid. Matthew pays Alfred back. Now Matthew's life is being screwed over. My friend wanted me to put this in here: ALFRED IS IN MATTHEW MOST OF THIS STORY, however, this isn't AmeCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - America, Canada
Rejected Yoghurt reviews
Berwald contemplates whether or not he should send his online lover, T, a picture of himself. AU human names no descriptive sex, sorry. I hope you enjoy it anyway!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Giving It Time reviews
AU with a jobless Italian, a strict hardworking policeman, some drug dealers from all over the world, and a gentleman-like conman. Spamano, GerIta, USUK, Japanada, and even a little KumaCanada. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,930 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
So a Frenchman and a Gentleman Meet at an Airport reviews
An overly French Francis meets an overly stuffy Arthur and tries to flirt. No porn, sorry. Really, really rushed and really really quick. FrUK Still determining if this should be T or M...? Seriously, guys, this is just crap xD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Blackout reviews
The title has nothing to do with the story, it's the title of a song that inspired my RP friend, PrussiaPWNS. We wrote this together, so give PrussiaPWNS some lovin! Swederland PWP. SwitzerlandxSweden Crack pairing. Sexiness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Switzerland, Sweden - Complete
238 reviews
Arthur decides to watch some home videos Alfred made of them and their son, Peter. USUK. NOT MPREG. Apparently, if you read this story when trying to fall asleep, you won't be able to fall asleep.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,132 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
No One Heard Me Scream reviews
Gilbert is trapped in the horrible nightmares of a traumatic experience in his childhood and suffering from the recent death of a family member.However,he meets a beautiful and optimistic young man who proves to be able to turn his life upside-down.PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,041 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
I Just Wanted Attention reviews
Mom and Dad went and had a baby brother without my permission. That demon spawn is taking all the attention and all their love! But don't worry, this man is a wizard, and he'll get it back for me! UKUS RAPE&PEDOPHILIA. I'M SERIOUS HERE, DLDR!AmeCan at end
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,788 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
How To Avoid An Ex reviews
FrUk. Really, just PWP. Arthur can't stand the sight of his ex, Alfred, and hides in the bathroom with Francis. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/22/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Turn Off The Lights reviews
Human names used. Matthew's mad at Gilbert for screwing up a visit to Matthew's parents, and Gilbert decides to rely on Mr. Teddy Pendergrass to help make everything better. PruCan. Really short, just for funnies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
I'll Sleep On It reviews
Sequel to Christmas Eve!Its been a year since we first got together,and Dad and Papa invited us over to their home for Christmas dinner.Alfred will be there,too,and he's still angry at me from last year!And whats that box in Kiku's hand? Japanada, Update
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,609 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Canada, Japan - Complete
Hamburger Time reviews
Arthur wants Alfred to call his name for once, so he convinces the man to come home from work one night to fulfill this desire. USUK Human names used. smutsmutsmutsmutyaoismut. A little sexting, too. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Christmas Eve reviews
I can't believe I'm going to spend Christmas alone. All I wanted was to have someone love me this year. Wait, what do you mean you'll make it happen? Dad, what have you done? No matter how many days go by, it's still the 24th! Japanada yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,737 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Canada, Japan - Complete