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Joined 07-10-08, id: 1630188, Profile Updated: 05-28-09
Author has written 8 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, and Star Wars.

Hey, this is reader_247/siamesa/Elizabeth/Lou, and this is my fanfic account.

I consider myself a nerd, although this site is as close as I get to being active in any fandoms. Besides lurking, of course. Lurking is my forte.

So, the fandoms I lurk in (Lurking fandoms?) are primarily Avatar and Star Wars, with a dash of Star Trek on the side. I read fic for quite a while before getting up the courage to write any- or, rather, to share what I'd written- but I'm enjoying the experience. Lately I've been considering getting into superhero comics, but most of them are just too dark. (I picked a very, very bad time to decide I liked Batman, I think.)

I used to have a statement here about how I "shipped canon," but that has rather gone by the wayside despite my best efforts. I try not to ship, and prefer the established relationships, with a few prominent exceptions such as Toph/Sokka. There. That is hopefully more accurate.

I ride horses, read, and love animals. Particuarly cats, of which I live with two. Tai, my baby, the Siamese in my avatar, and Delilah, the orange kitten, who is purring at me as I write this.

I love writing and reading- mostly humor. I write fanfiction for the escapism value, and even when I try to write serious, my stories tend to get away from me. Searching is my latest attempt at seriousness, and you can probably see how that's going. I also like cliffhangers.

Read all that? You hereby officially pwn.

Please note (as I am an absent minded sort of person who forgets to put notes in her fics) that I do not own Avatar: the Last Airbender, or anything else I write fanfic for.

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The Father by frodogenic reviews
Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 284,822 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Birthday Comet by Efflorescent reviews
Based on the poor soul hurdled into the water during Sozin's Comet. He was a simple man with simple pleasures. He liked, dare he say, when people remembered his birthday. So when his captain did, who wouldn't feel happy? One-Shot. Crack.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Kiss Me, Sweet Master! by TheMacUnleashed reviews
Or: The failed relationships of Ahsoka Tano. Crack!fic. Chapter four: In which a certain Captain Rex finds himself involved.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Lumiya
Inbox by Mathematica reviews
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Calligraphy by Kamikaze Pedestrian reviews
If there's one thing Ty Lee can't escape, it's her tendency for escapism.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Ty Lee - Complete
While you were sleeping by Myah reviews
Snapshots of events in the lives of various characters of Avatar. Incidents that showed the people they were; influenced the people they became- while the Avatar was sleeping.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
A Simple Twist of Fate by TheRealThing reviews
Destiny brings Darth Vader's twin son and daughter, who he has believed dead for ten years, into his life unexpectedly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 123 - Words: 318,405 - Reviews: 3391 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Lines That are Good 101 by Domestic Servant reviews
Sokka and Zuko always were prone to those moments of facepalming delight, but this is just ridiculous. Updated: A straight momma's boy is worse than a gay one. Especially if your name is Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Zuko, Sokka
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Scientia by Mathematica reviews
While being lowered into the carbon-freezing chamber on Bespin, Han Solo searches for his last words. Han/Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
The Things You Do by Zelland reviews
He finds his fondness for her rather disconcerting. Han/Leia fluff
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
The Ember Island Players Present: Into the Inferno by keylee reviews
Post-finale. The gaang goes back to Ember Island to find a new play about their adventures in the Fire Nation. Covers every episode in season three, with more hilarious and ridiculous scenes than ever before!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,827 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
The Small Things in Life by AvatardAtHeart reviews
Sometimes, its starts of as small things, pulling a girl out of danger's way, letting her hang on to you on a big furry animal, and then POW! you're holding hands with her on solid ground and your whole family is wondering what the heck is going on.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
The Momo Diaries by Meeoko reviews
Ever wondered what the impartial party thinks about the Bending War? Momo considers Air Temple living and wonders exactly why the humans seem to love 'The Universal People Game' so much. All he wants to do is eat berries and play 'Fly and Seek! One shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
The Cabbage Man's Revenge by skywalker05 reviews
What really caused Azula's fall into madness? Crack. Drabble. Mild finale spoilers.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Azula - Complete
Pathetic Lifeforms by Fialleril reviews
Obi-Wan feels slighted, Anakin is lonely, and Jar Jar knows how to be a friend. Set during TPM, on the flight back to Naboo.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Jar Jar B. - Complete
Riddle Me Tropolis by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tale 51: Edward Nigma has had enough of Gotham, and really, who can blame him?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,515 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Johnny R./Dark Ranger - Complete
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Fear reviews
Are you afraid? Shortfic, Five Things. Luke's life.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Luke S. - Complete
Searching reviews
Upon hearing stories from some of the older members of the Rebellion, Luke Skywalker becomes convinced he's discovered the identity of his mother. However, he ends up with more answers than he wanted. PostANH, AU.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,059 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Luke S.
Bravery reviews
Obi-Wan ponders Luke's future, and that of his family. Short, AU, intertrilogy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Beru L., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Too Early in the Morning reviews
A birthday gift arrives for Luke, who is not particuarly pleased about it. PostESB, humor, oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Publicity reviews
Luke deals with irony, publicity, and photo shoots. PostESB.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Luke S. - Complete
Wrong Number reviews
In hiding on Dagobah, the Lars family aquires a holocom. There are unintended consequences. AU oneshot. Humor.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Crashing in Time reviews
Anakin. Time travel. Force ghosts. They were not, as Obi-Wan was to discover, the greatest combination any more than they were the worst. Time travel AU
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,213 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Honor and Cruelty reviews
The beginning of the war- and the comet's effects on a novice, a soldier, and a noblewoman. ON HIATUS UNTIL I GET USED TO SCHOOL.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008