Author has written 15 stories for Maximum Ride, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Warhammer, and Harry Potter.
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My Favourite Quotes:
The Magnicifent Seven
Britt has just shot a fleeing bandit off his horse
: There's a job for six men, watching over a village, south of the border.
O'Reilly is teaching the villagers how to shoot
: You worry about yourself. Are you ready for him?
Village Boy 1: If you get killed, we take the rifle and avenge you.
Calvera has just captured the Seven
the village Calvera's raiding has changed
: I should have guessed. When my men didn't come back I should have guessed. How many of you did they hire?
: Generosity... that was my first mistake. I leave these people a little bit extra, and then they hire these men to make trouble. It shows you, sooner or later, you must answer for every good deed.
Referring to Britt
: [referring to Calvera] If he rides in with no idea of the reception we can prepare for him, I promise you we'll all teach him something about the price of corn!
: Morning. I'm a friend of Harry Luck's. He tells me you're broke.
: Twenty dollars? You must be living in style.
: Somehow I don't think you've solved my problem.
: Villages like this they make up a song about every big thing that happens. Sing them for years.
Doctor Who Quotes:
The Doctor: And, I'll tell you something else; we just met Queen Victoria!
Rose: Oh I know! She was just sitting there.
The Doctor: Like a stamp!
Rose: I wanted to say [imitating Queen Victoria] "". Bet you five quid I can make her say it.
The Doctor: Well if I gambled on that, it'd be an abuse of my privilege as a traveler in time.
Rose: Ten quid?
Rose: Oh, here's trouble. What you been up to?
The Doctor: Oh, this and that. Became the imaginary friend of a future French aristocrat, picked a fight with a clockwork man... [A whinny is heard from off screen] Oh, and I met a horse.
Mickey: What's a horse doing on a spaceship?
The Doctor: Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!
[After making a heroic entrance to the besieged ballroom at Versailles]Reinette: Oh, this is my lover, the King of France.
The Doctor: [dismissive] Yeah? Well I'm the.
Yvonne Hartman: She one of yours? [shows the Doctor live footage of Rose, who's been captured]
The Doctor: [shakes his head] Never seen her before in my life.
Yvonne Hartman: Good. Then we can have her shot!
The Doctor: [sighes exasperatedly] Oh alright then, it was worth a try. That's Rose Tyler.
Rose: Sorry. Hello!
Yvonne Hartman: [confused] Well if that's Rose Tyler, who's she!?
Jackie: I'm her mother!
Yvonne Hartman: Oh, you travel with her mother!?
Jackie: He kidnapped me!
The Doctor: Please, when Torchwood comes to write my complete history, don't tell people I travelled through time and space with her mother!
[Yvonne chuckles]Jackie: [annoyed] Charming!
The Doctor: I've got a reputation to uphold!
Tim Latimer: He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful.
Colonel Mace: Latest firing stock. What do you think, Doctor?Doctor: [wearing a gas mask]Colonel Mace: [annoyed] If you could concentrate...
Ood Sigma: We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
The Doctor: Of course you're not scared. Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of box, man eats fish custard, and look at you! Just... sitting there. You know what I think?
The Doctor: That must be one hell of a scary crack in your wall.
Prisoner Zero: The Atraxi are limited. While I'm in this form, they'll still be unable to detect me. They tracked a phone, not me.
The Doctor: Yeah, but this is the good bit. I mean, this is my favourite bit. Do you know what this phone is full of? Pictures of you. Every form you’ve learned to take, right here. Ooh, and being uploaded about now. And the final score is: no TARDIS, no screwdriver, two minutes to spare: Who da man?! [Everyone looks at him unimpressed; petulantly] Okay, that's... I’m never saying that again. Fine.The Doctor: Is this world protected? You're not the first to come here. There have been so, so many others.[The Atraxi scans through pictures of Cybermen, Daleks, Racnoss, Sea Devils, Slitheen etc.]The Doctor: And what you have to ask yourself is... what happened to them?[The Atraxi shows pictures of the first to tenth Doctors, finishing with an image of the tenth Doctor that the eleventh Doctor then steps through]The Doctor: Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically... run.[The Atraxi ship leaves immediately and at great speed]
Poem Girl: A horse and a man, above, below / One has a plan, but both must go / Mile after mile, above, beneath / One has a smile, and one has teeth / Though the man above might say hello / Expect no love from the beast below...[The Doctor and Amy are stuck in the mouth of the beast, and it is about to swallow them]Amy Pond: What are you doing?!?The Doctor: I'm vibrating the chemoreceptors.Amy Pond: Chemo-what?
The Doctor: The Eject Button!
Amy Pond: How does a mouth have an eject button?!
The Doctor: Think about it![The opposite end of the monster opens up, and a liquid substance begins to quickly head towards them]The Doctor: Right then...[Fixes his jacket and Bow-Tie]...This isn't going to be big on dignity.[Amy and The Doctor continue to look as the liquid gets closer]
The Doctor: GERONIMO!
[Amy answers the TARDIS phone]Amy: Hello? Sorry, who? No, seriously. Who? [To the Doctor] Says he's the Prime Minister. First the Queen, now the Prime Minister? Get about, don't you?
The Doctor: Which Prime Minister?
Amy: [To the phone] Er, which Prime Minister? [To the Doctor] The British one.
The Doctor: Which British one?
Amy: [To the phone] Which British one? [Beat. To the Doctor]for you.
The Doctor: Oh! [Takes the phone] Hello dear! What's up?
Winston Churchill: Tricky situation, Doctor. Potentially very dangerous.[The shadow of a Dalek moves onscreen]Winston Churchill: I think I'm going to need you.
The Doctor: Don't worry about a thing, Prime Minister. We're on our way.
Amy: So what do we do, is this what we do now? Chase after them?
The Doctor: This is what I do, yeah, and it's dangerous, so you wait here.
Amy: So I've got to stay safe down here... in the middle of the London Blitz?
The Doctor: Safest it gets, around me.[He closes the door and the TARDIS disappears, leaving Amy and Churchill.]
Amy: Well, what does he expect us to do now?
Churchill: KBO, of course.
Churchill: Keep Buggering On
Strategist Dalek: Scans show that the device is harmless; the TARDIS self destruct does not exist!
The Doctor: All right [takes a bite out of the 'self-destruct'], it's a, but I was promised tea![The Doctor and Amy are stood over an exhibit in a museum, a futuristic ]
The Doctor: The writing... the graffiti: Old High Gallifreyan. [dramatically] The lost language of the Time Lords. There were days, many days, where these words could burn stars, raise up empires, and topple gods.
Amy: What does it say?
The Doctor: [hesitates then, exasperatedly] "Hello sweetie".
Father Octavian: You promised me an army.
River: No, I promised you the equivalent of an army. This... is the Doctor.
Amy: So, a maze of the dead.
River Song: It's not as bad as it sounds. It's just a labyrinth with dead people in the walls... ok, it's as bad as it sounds.
The Doctor: [aiming gun at the ceiling] There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never ever put in a trap.
Angel Bob: What would that be, sir?
The Doctor: Me.
[Rory is at his stag party; music is playing; there is a paper cake in the middle of the pub. The men cheer for the "beautiful woman" to come out of the cake ("Out, out, out, out..."), however to their surprise the Doctor pops out instead. Rory shakes his head as he realises who it is.]
The Doctor: Rory! [feedback whines; music stops] That's a relief! I thought I had burst out of the wrong cake. Again. That reminds me, there's a girl standing outside in a bikini. Can someone let her in and give her a jumper? Lucy. Lovely girl. [whispers] Diabetic.[everyone continues staring at him]
The Doctor: Now then, Rory, we need to talk about your fiance. [Rory smiles] She tried to kiss me. [Crowd draws breath; Rory is visibly shocked] Tell you what though, you're a lucky man; she's a great kisser! [Glass smashes; Doctor realises what he just said] ...Funny how you can say things in your head and it sounds fine.
[It is Rory's first time in the TARDIS]The Doctor: It's a lot to take in, isn't it? Tiny box, huge room inside; what's that about? Let me explain...
Rory: It's another dimension.
The Doctor: It's basically another dimensi... what?
Rory:, I've been reading up on all the latest scientific theories. FTL travel, parallel universes.
The Doctor: I like the bit when someone says "It's bigger on the inside!" I always look forward to that. [The Doctor looks annoyed, then smiles]
The Doctor: Can't see a thing.
Rory: Well its a good thing I brought this then [Produces a tiny torch]
The Doctor: [Produces a rather larger item] Ultraviolet Portable Sunlight.
Rory: [Stares at the item] Your's is bigger than mine.
The Doctor: Let's not go there.
: [shows Hancock a comic book with a picture of a spandex clad superhero on it] What do you think of when you see this?
: The way you deal with bullies - you take your right foot, bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump.
: [to Asian gangsters] If you don't give yourselves up quietly, I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass, and you drew the short straw, cause your head is going up my ass!
: Right now, there's a DA trying to coming up here and put you in jail.
: So you've used the door, the building's still intact, people are happy you've arrived, they feel safe now, there's an officer there and he's done a good job, so you might want to tell him he's done a good job.
: [showing Hancock his uniform] For when they call.
: [after seeing a video of himself throwing Walter, the beached whale, back into the ocean, knocking over a sailboat] I don't even remember that.
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
: What's that?
: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
an all new Maximum Ride Adventure.
What If Max didn't grow up with the flock? What if she wasn't rescued by Jeb, but by somebody else entirley? What if she grew up with a Bow-Tie Wearing Alien known as The Doctor, and with Amy and Rory? But when Max falls out of the TARDIS with The Doctor, they both enter a normal school. Whilst there, Max meets five people who she thinks she's seen before. Nick, Jeff, Zephyr, Tiffany Crystal and Ariel, and someone with them called Dylan, who Jeb busted out of a different School instead of Max. How will The Doctor cope as a teacher, and how will Max cope as a "normal" teenager, her mind blocking Angel out with help from The Doctor. But pretty soon, trouble arises. Can The Flock trust everyone's favourite Time Lord and Max?
"I'm The Doctor. I'm 907 years old. Yes, I did lie to you about the fact that I was human, yes, this box is bigger on the outside than on the inside, and yes, Bow Ties Are Cool."
"If They're Bow Ties then how can they be cool?" I asked.
"What do you know 'bout space and time travel?" asked The Doctor.
"Next to nothing," I replied. "But-"
"There we go," The Doctor smiled. "Now, because I know more about Space-Time Travel than you, therefore Bow Ties are Cool," The Doctor smiled.
"So basically," I remarked, "I was rescued from the school by an alien called The Doctor, and know we're on a spaceship that's bigger on the inside than on the outside, discussing bow ties?"
Doctor Who / Maximum Ride Crossover: Twisting Fate
"We've just fallen out of the TARDIS," The Doctor frowned. "Why do I always seem to fall out of the TARDIS?"
"Wait? Did you just say we've fallen out of it?" I asked, clambering to my feet. "That would explain all the normal surroundings."
"Yeah," The Doctor grinned. "Up for some exploring then, Miss Ride?"
I nodded, and for a brief second looked up at a E-House on the mountains. There was a shadow at the window.
"Doctor, I think I saw someone looking at us," I spoke.
"Yeah," The Doctor nodded. "Let's go and find out."
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