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Author has written 15 stories for Maximum Ride, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Warhammer, and Harry Potter.

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My Favourite Quotes:

The Magnicifent Seven

Britt has just shot a fleeing bandit off his horse
Chico: Ah, that was the greatest shot I've ever seen.
Britt: The worst! I was aiming at the horse.

Chris: There's a job for six men, watching over a village, south of the border.
O'Reilly: How big's the opposition?
Chris: Thirty guns.
O'Reilly: I admire your notion of fair odds, mister.

O'Reilly is teaching the villagers how to shoot
O'Reilly: Miguel, didn't I tell you to squeeze? Hm? Just like when you're milking a goat, Miguel.
Miguel: It's that I get excited!
O'Reilly: Well don't get excited! Now this time squeeze. Slowly, but squeeze. All right now, squeeze.
Miguel shoots
O'Reilly: Squeeze! I'll tell you what. Don't shoot the gun. Take the gun like this, and you use it like a club, all right?

Old Man: You worry about yourself. Are you ready for him?
refers to Calvera
Old Man: What if he comes now, huh?
Vin: Reminds me of that fellow back home that fell off a ten story building.
Chris: What about him?
Vin: Well, as he was falling people on each floor kept hearing him say, "So far, so good." Tch... So far, so good!

Village Boy 1: If you get killed, we take the rifle and avenge you.
Village Boy 2: And we see to it there's always fresh flowers on your grave.
O'Reilly: That's a mighty big comfort.
Village Boy 2: I told you he'll appreciate that!
O'Reilly: Well, now don't you kids be too disappointed if your plans don't work out.
Village Boy 1: We won't. If you stay alive, we'll be just as happy.
Village Boy 2: Maybe even happier.
Village Boy 1: Maybe.

Calvera has just captured the Seven
Calvera: What I don't understand is why a man like you took the job in the first place, hmm? Why, huh?
Chris: I wonder myself.
Calvera: No, come on, come on, tell me why.
Vin: It's like a fellow I once knew in El Paso. One day, he just took all his clothes off and jumped in a mess of cactus. I asked him that same question, "Why?"
Calvera: And?
Vin: He said, "It seemed to be a good idea at the time."

the village Calvera's raiding has changed
Calvera: New wall.
Chris: There are lots of new walls, all around.
Calvera: They won't keep me out!
Chris: They were built to keep you in.

last lines
Chris: The old man was right. Only the farmers won. We lost. We always lose.

Calvera: I should have guessed. When my men didn't come back I should have guessed. How many of you did they hire?
Chris: Enough!

Calvera: Generosity... that was my first mistake. I leave these people a little bit extra, and then they hire these men to make trouble. It shows you, sooner or later, you must answer for every good deed.

Referring to Britt
Villager: If he's the best with the gun and the knife, with whom does he compete?
Chris: Himself.

Chris: [referring to Calvera] If he rides in with no idea of the reception we can prepare for him, I promise you we'll all teach him something about the price of corn!

Chris: Morning. I'm a friend of Harry Luck's. He tells me you're broke.
O'Reilly: chopping wood Nah. I'm doing this because I'm an eccentric millionaire.

Vin: Twenty dollars? You must be living in style.
Lee: Yes... I have the most stylish corner of the filthy storeroom out back. That and one plate of beans. Ten dollars a day.

Calvera: Somehow I don't think you've solved my problem.
Chris: Solving your problems isn't our line.

Chico: Villages like this they make up a song about every big thing that happens. Sing them for years.
Chris Adams: You think it's worth it?
Chico: Don't you?
Chris Adams: It's only a matter of knowing how to shoot a gun. Nothing big about that.
Chico: Hey. How can you talk like this? Your gun has got you everything you have. Isn't that true? Hmm? Well, isn't that true?
Vin: Yeah, sure. Everything. After awhile you can call bartenders and faro dealers by their first name - maybe two hundred of 'em! Rented rooms you live in - five hundred! Meals you eat in hash houses - a thousand! Home - none! Wife - none! Kids... none! Prospects - zero. Suppose I left anything out?
Chris Adams: Yeah. Places you're tied down to - none. People with a hold on you - none. Men you step aside for - none.
Lee: Insults swallowed - none. Enemies - none.
Chris Adams: No enemies?
Lee: Alive.
Chico: Well. This is the kind of arithmetic I like.
Chris Adams: Yeah. So did I at your age.

Doctor Who Quotes:

The Doctor: And, I'll tell you something else; we just met Queen Victoria!

Rose: Oh I know! She was just sitting there.

The Doctor: Like a stamp!

Rose: I wanted to say [imitating Queen Victoria] "we are not amused". Bet you five quid I can make her say it.

The Doctor: Well if I gambled on that, it'd be an abuse of my privilege as a traveler in time.

Rose: Ten quid?

Rose: Oh, here's trouble. What you been up to?

The Doctor: Oh, this and that. Became the imaginary friend of a future French aristocrat, picked a fight with a clockwork man... [A whinny is heard from off screen] Oh, and I met a horse.

Mickey: What's a horse doing on a spaceship?

The Doctor: Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!

[After making a heroic entrance to the besieged ballroom at Versailles]Reinette: Oh, this is my lover, the King of France.

The Doctor: [dismissive] Yeah? Well I'm the Lord of Time.

Yvonne Hartman: She one of yours? [shows the Doctor live footage of Rose, who's been captured]

The Doctor: [shakes his head] Never seen her before in my life.

Yvonne Hartman: Good. Then we can have her shot!

The Doctor: [sighes exasperatedly] Oh alright then, it was worth a try. That's Rose Tyler.

Rose: Sorry. Hello!

Yvonne Hartman: [confused] Well if that's Rose Tyler, who's she!?

Jackie: I'm her mother!

Yvonne Hartman: Oh, you travel with her mother!?

Jackie: He kidnapped me!

The Doctor: Please, when Torchwood comes to write my complete history, don't tell people I travelled through time and space with her mother!

[Yvonne chuckles]Jackie: [annoyed] Charming!

The Doctor: I've got a reputation to uphold!

Tim Latimer: He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful.

Colonel Mace: Latest firing stock. What do you think, Doctor?Doctor: [wearing a gas mask] Are you my mummy?Colonel Mace: [annoyed] If you could concentrate...

Ood Sigma: We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

The Doctor: Of course you're not scared. Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of box, man eats fish custard, and look at you! Just... sitting there. You know what I think?

Amelia: What?

The Doctor: That must be one hell of a scary crack in your wall.

Prisoner Zero: The Atraxi are limited. While I'm in this form, they'll still be unable to detect me. They tracked a phone, not me.

The Doctor: Yeah, but this is the good bit. I mean, this is my favourite bit. Do you know what this phone is full of? Pictures of you. Every form you’ve learned to take, right here. Ooh, and being uploaded about now. And the final score is: no TARDIS, no screwdriver, two minutes to spare: Who da man?! [Everyone looks at him unimpressed; petulantly] Okay, that's... I’m never saying that again. Fine.The Doctor: Is this world protected? You're not the first to come here. There have been so, so many others.[The Atraxi scans through pictures of Cybermen, Daleks, Racnoss, Sea Devils, Slitheen etc.]The Doctor: And what you have to ask yourself is... what happened to them?[The Atraxi shows pictures of the first to tenth Doctors, finishing with an image of the tenth Doctor that the eleventh Doctor then steps through]The Doctor: Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically... run.[The Atraxi ship leaves immediately and at great speed]

Poem Girl: A horse and a man, above, below / One has a plan, but both must go / Mile after mile, above, beneath / One has a smile, and one has teeth / Though the man above might say hello / Expect no love from the beast below...[The Doctor and Amy are stuck in the mouth of the beast, and it is about to swallow them]Amy Pond: What are you doing?!?The Doctor: I'm vibrating the chemoreceptors.Amy Pond: Chemo-what?

The Doctor: The Eject Button!

Amy Pond: How does a mouth have an eject button?!

The Doctor: Think about it![The opposite end of the monster opens up, and a liquid substance begins to quickly head towards them]The Doctor: Right then...[Fixes his jacket and Bow-Tie]...This isn't going to be big on dignity.[Amy and The Doctor continue to look as the liquid gets closer]

The Doctor: GERONIMO!

[Amy answers the TARDIS phone]Amy: Hello? Sorry, who? No, seriously. Who? [To the Doctor] Says he's the Prime Minister. First the Queen, now the Prime Minister? Get about, don't you?

The Doctor: Which Prime Minister?

Amy: [To the phone] Er, which Prime Minister? [To the Doctor] The British one.

The Doctor: Which British one?

Amy: [To the phone] Which British one? [Beat. To the Doctor] Winston Churchill for you.

The Doctor: Oh! [Takes the phone] Hello dear! What's up?

Winston Churchill: Tricky situation, Doctor. Potentially very dangerous.[The shadow of a Dalek moves onscreen]Winston Churchill: I think I'm going to need you.

The Doctor: Don't worry about a thing, Prime Minister. We're on our way.

Amy: So what do we do, is this what we do now? Chase after them?

The Doctor: This is what I do, yeah, and it's dangerous, so you wait here.

Amy: So I've got to stay safe down here... in the middle of the London Blitz?

The Doctor: Safest it gets, around me.[He closes the door and the TARDIS disappears, leaving Amy and Churchill.]

Amy: Well, what does he expect us to do now?

Churchill: KBO, of course.

Amy: What?

Churchill: Keep Buggering On

Strategist Dalek: Scans show that the device is harmless; the TARDIS self destruct does not exist!

The Doctor: All right [takes a bite out of the 'self-destruct'], it's a Jammy Dodger, but I was promised tea![The Doctor and Amy are stood over an exhibit in a museum, a futuristic black box]

The Doctor: The writing... the graffiti: Old High Gallifreyan. [dramatically] The lost language of the Time Lords. There were days, many days, where these words could burn stars, raise up empires, and topple gods.

Amy: What does it say?

The Doctor: [hesitates then, exasperatedly] "Hello sweetie".

Father Octavian: You promised me an army.

River: No, I promised you the equivalent of an army. This... is the Doctor.

Amy: So, a maze of the dead.

River Song: It's not as bad as it sounds. It's just a labyrinth with dead people in the walls... ok, it's as bad as it sounds.

The Doctor: [aiming gun at the ceiling] There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never ever put in a trap.

Angel Bob: What would that be, sir?

The Doctor: Me.

[Rory is at his stag party; music is playing; there is a paper cake in the middle of the pub. The men cheer for the "beautiful woman" to come out of the cake ("Out, out, out, out..."), however to their surprise the Doctor pops out instead. Rory shakes his head as he realises who it is.]

The Doctor: Rory! [feedback whines; music stops] That's a relief! I thought I had burst out of the wrong cake. Again. That reminds me, there's a girl standing outside in a bikini. Can someone let her in and give her a jumper? Lucy. Lovely girl. [whispers] Diabetic.[everyone continues staring at him]

The Doctor: Now then, Rory, we need to talk about your fiance. [Rory smiles] She tried to kiss me. [Crowd draws breath; Rory is visibly shocked] Tell you what though, you're a lucky man; she's a great kisser! [Glass smashes; Doctor realises what he just said] ...Funny how you can say things in your head and it sounds fine.

[It is Rory's first time in the TARDIS]The Doctor: It's a lot to take in, isn't it? Tiny box, huge room inside; what's that about? Let me explain...

Rory: It's another dimension.

The Doctor: It's basically another dimensi... what?

Rory: After what happened with Prisoner Zero, I've been reading up on all the latest scientific theories. FTL travel, parallel universes.

The Doctor: I like the bit when someone says "It's bigger on the inside!" I always look forward to that. [The Doctor looks annoyed, then smiles]

The Doctor: Can't see a thing.

Rory: Well its a good thing I brought this then [Produces a tiny torch]

The Doctor: [Produces a rather larger item] Ultraviolet Portable Sunlight.

Rory: [Stares at the item] Your's is bigger than mine.

The Doctor: Let's not go there.

Hancock:

Michel: Asshole.
Hancock: [leans in close to Michel] Call me an asshole one more time.
Michel: Asshole.
Hancock: [grabs Michel and launches him into the sky; turns to chubby kid] You got a problem Thickness?
[chubby kid shakes his head; turns to kid with glasses]
Hancock: How about you Goggles?
[kid with glasses shakes his head]

Ray Embrey: [shows Hancock a comic book with a picture of a spandex clad superhero on it] What do you think of when you see this?
Hancock: Homo.
Ray Embrey: [shows him another comic with a hero in red spandex] And this?
Hancock: Homo in red.
Ray Embrey: [shows him a third comic with a blonde-haired hero] And this?
Hancock: Norwegian homo.

Hancock: The way you deal with bullies - you take your right foot, bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump.
Mary Embrey: You don't have to do that, honey. Okay? Seriously.
Aaron Embrey: It's a good idea.
Hancock: You aim straight, make sure he can't use that thing for nothin' but a flap to keep the dust out of his butt crack.

Hancock: [to Asian gangsters] If you don't give yourselves up quietly, I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass, and you drew the short straw, cause your head is going up my ass!

Ray Embrey: Right now, there's a DA trying to coming up here and put you in jail.
Hancock: [while eating banana] Bitch can try!
Ray Embrey: I say you go.
Hancock: [confused] Hmm?
Ray Embrey: People take you for granted, you know. We gotta make people miss you. People don't like you, Hancock.
Aaron Embrey: [yelling from other room] I do!

Ray Embrey: So you've used the door, the building's still intact, people are happy you've arrived, they feel safe now, there's an officer there and he's done a good job, so you might want to tell him he's done a good job.
Hancock: What the hell did I have to come for Ray if he's done a good job?

Ray Embrey: [showing Hancock his uniform] For when they call.
Hancock: I ain't wearing that, Ray.
Ray Embrey: Yes, you are.
Hancock: Oh no, I'm not.
Ray Embrey: No, you are.
Hancock: Actually, I'm not Ray.
Ray Embrey: You think you're not, but you are.
Hancock: I will fight crime butt-ass naked before I fight it in that, Ray.
Ray Embrey: You know, you have fought naked. We got that. That's on Youtube.

Hancock: [after seeing a video of himself throwing Walter, the beached whale, back into the ocean, knocking over a sailboat] I don't even remember that.
Ray Embrey: Yeah. Greenpeace does.
[pause]
Ray Embrey: Walter does.

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Pippin: What's that?
Merry: This, my friend, is a pint.
Pippin: It comes in pints?
[In low voice]
Pippin: I'm getting one.

Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
[Aragorn turns and walks off in disgust]
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.

Coming Soon...

an all new Maximum Ride Adventure.

What If Max didn't grow up with the flock? What if she wasn't rescued by Jeb, but by somebody else entirley? What if she grew up with a Bow-Tie Wearing Alien known as The Doctor, and with Amy and Rory? But when Max falls out of the TARDIS with The Doctor, they both enter a normal school. Whilst there, Max meets five people who she thinks she's seen before. Nick, Jeff, Zephyr, Tiffany Crystal and Ariel, and someone with them called Dylan, who Jeb busted out of a different School instead of Max. How will The Doctor cope as a teacher, and how will Max cope as a "normal" teenager, her mind blocking Angel out with help from The Doctor. But pretty soon, trouble arises. Can The Flock trust everyone's favourite Time Lord and Max?

"I'm The Doctor. I'm 907 years old. Yes, I did lie to you about the fact that I was human, yes, this box is bigger on the outside than on the inside, and yes, Bow Ties Are Cool."

"If They're Bow Ties then how can they be cool?" I asked.

"What do you know 'bout space and time travel?" asked The Doctor.

"Next to nothing," I replied. "But-"

"There we go," The Doctor smiled. "Now, because I know more about Space-Time Travel than you, therefore Bow Ties are Cool," The Doctor smiled.

"So basically," I remarked, "I was rescued from the school by an alien called The Doctor, and know we're on a spaceship that's bigger on the inside than on the outside, discussing bow ties?"

"Yep."

Doctor Who / Maximum Ride Crossover: Twisting Fate

"We've just fallen out of the TARDIS," The Doctor frowned. "Why do I always seem to fall out of the TARDIS?"

"Wait? Did you just say we've fallen out of it?" I asked, clambering to my feet. "That would explain all the normal surroundings."

"Yeah," The Doctor grinned. "Up for some exploring then, Miss Ride?"

I nodded, and for a brief second looked up at a E-House on the mountains. There was a shadow at the window.

"Doctor, I think I saw someone looking at us," I spoke.

"Yeah," The Doctor nodded. "Let's go and find out."

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Fixed Points in Time by DracoNunquamDormiens reviews
Sirius. James. A Time-Turner. The Tenth Doctor. Enough Said.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,658 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 2/6/2010 - 10th Doctor, Sirius B.
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 10/29/2009
You Are Brilliant! by azehcaz reviews
Harry Potter/Dr. Who cross over. When the Doctor crash lands in the Forbidden Forest at Hogwarts, he is overly excited to be meeting the legends of the books. But is everything as JK Rowling wrote it to be?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Intersection by Elesariin reviews
In which Doctor and his companions have a run in with the Doctor and his companions, and something goes very, very wrong. Takes place between The Girl in the Fireplace and Rise of The Cybermen, and between Vampires of Venice and Amy's Choice.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,109 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 5/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
The Hobbit, the Ring, and The Fellowship by INMH reviews
NarniaLOTR crossover. What if the Wardrobe Lucy Pevensie stepped through hadn't led to Narnia? What if it had led to Middle Earth, to the Shire? The Pevensies are drawn into the battle for Middle Earth. Will they survive to see their world again?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 153,806 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 6/15/2006
Mik: The Second Experiment by Marshpelt reviews
Mik is an experiment in the school, who longs to escape, and reunite with the world outside. When she meets the flock, she instantly becomes a target for Schools around the world.But there's something odd about her...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,883 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009
Silver Moon by FangRulez reviews
Silver, Bones, Danny, Fudge, Sonny, and Anita are six kids you've never seen before. They've seen Maximum Ride on the news, read Fang's blog. They've always kept out of the spotlight. Now they may have to get into the middle of the action.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,769 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010
I Remember by blue-eyed-cow reviews
Maximum Ride prequel. Follow the flock through their years and adventures at The School. How did they get their names? What happened the day Iggy became blind? What led Jeb to break them out of The School? Iggy's POV. Rated just to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,657 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Iggy
Hostage Of The Slitheen by SevenFlags reviews
Annabeth is kidnapped by Slitheen, but when The Doctor, Donna and Percy investigate, a new question arises: Could the Slitheen be after something more than just money-making profit? R&R
Crossover - Doctor Who & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,859 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - 10th Doctor, Percy J.
Flock Questions PreTAE by Elizem18 reviews
Ever wondered about some things that happened before The Angel Experiment? Well your questions are about to be answered! Answers are cute! Little kid Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
I told You I'd Come Back by teshara reviews
As Minerva McGonagall lays on her deathbed an unexpected visitor arrives.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2010 - 11th Doctor, Minerva M. - Complete
The Eleven Doctor by AlexanderSilverthorn reviews
A mysterious figure warns the 4th Doctor about a future version bent on ending the Time War with the most destructive force ever known. He is sent to gather up other versions of himself to stop himself from completing his task.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010
When Time Flies: The Outsiders by Dragongirl of the Stars reviews
The Doctor and Rose stumble upon an unusal plot against Earth - one that involves a new, improved kind of Superrace: the genetically modified kind. They find themselves caught in a War between scientists and experiements. NOT discontinued, only on hold.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,967 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - 10th Doctor
The Last Flock Member by Nightfall Daybreak reviews
Set in Book 3. Max and the flock aren't the only avian hybrids--the Chinese also created a flock. Xiang is the only one left after her flock is terminated. She joins an Eraser and they set out to find Max. Will they find the flock and help their mission?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,188 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009
Feather by Vamp-girl1010 reviews
The Flock arent the only bird kids around, and the story's about their life and troubles. Of course the Flock is still involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009
Senator in the Fireplace by Derek Metaltron reviews
The Doctor, Rose and Mickey find themselves on a Confederate Spacestation where time-travelling droids are determined to kill a child in the past! But who is Padme Amadala, and what will she mean to the Doctor? AU Doctor Who/Star Wars Crossover, 2 of 4.
Crossover - Star Wars & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Padmé Amidala, 10th Doctor
The Immortal Hero by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
The Lost Elfling" rewrite. The war is over but Harry has been left broken and bleeding. He’s given the chance to start again in a new world, but can he remain separate from another war when once again the people he cares about are in the middle of it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,479 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
The Doctor's Dreams by ironyheartsap reviews
Have you ever wondered what the Doctor dreams about during those few times he sleeps? Well, wonder no more! This is a group of the Doctor's dreams. The Doctor always dreams interesting dreams... we'd expect no less from our favorite Time Lord, right?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2009
Saving the Future World by ironyheartsap reviews
In the future Itex has taken over the world. The Flock have broken up. The world is in Itex's hands, which we all know isn't good. There is one thing Max can do... she can try to travel back in time and keep herself from making the same mistakes twice...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,336 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008
I Love Bananas by ironyheartsap reviews
Just a simple oneshot where the Doctor, Martha, and Captain Jack Harkness meet SG-1 in a dungeon when they are captured by the Goua'ld. Just how SG-1 reacts to the Doctor and how they escape.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
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Harry and The Doctor reviews
A newly regenerated Doctor appears at Hogwarts in its darkest hour. With Cybermen on the outside, and the Heir of Slytherin on the inside, could this be the 11th Doctor and Hogwarts' last stand?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - 11th Doctor
Twisting Fate, A Maximum Ride Adventure reviews
AU for Max What happens when Eleven rescues Max from the School? The school where the flock, Jeb and Ari deserted her two years ago? What happens when she's thrown out of the TARDIS with The Doctor? And when they enroll at a flock attending school?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/31/2010 - 11th Doctor
Changing Time reviews
Three way Crossover, Doctor Who, Maximum Ride and Harry Potter. When The Doctor and Max's names end up in the Goblet of Fire, The Doctor realises something is wrong. But is there anything he can do this time, when an old enemy surfaces?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - 11th Doctor
Wings of Time reviews
Seven Kids, but they fight like Seven Hundred Erasers. This is their story as they start out as humble schoolkids, and read about their adventures with Maximum Ride and the Last of the Time Lords. This is their nightmare. Now you will witness it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - 10th Doctor
Warhammer 2010 reviews
Okay, so what happens when the warriors of the 41st millennium come to life in 2010, when they're all the size as they are in the game? Old Idea, New Plot.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010
Silence, A Doctor Who and Maximum Ride Crossover reviews
There were cracks. Through Some we saw silence and the end of all things. Spoilers For Fang, as it is set after the sixth book. In this ff, Max gets an eerie message from The Doctor, telling her Fang is in danger. Does she believe the time traveller?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2010 - 11th Doctor
Sands of Time reviews
The Doctor finds himself on Macragge, and quickly meets a new companion, and gets into a spot of trouble. However, The Doctor has not escaped his past and an old enemy is chasing him, hell bent on revenge. Chapter 3 is up! Read and Review! DW/WH40K
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - 10th Doctor
Preventing the Apocalypse: A Maximum Ride Fanfic reviews
WARNING: Spoilers for Fang. Charachter Death. When Max's flock and family fall to the hands of the the newest breed of the Erasers, she's willing to do anything to save them. Even if it means travelling back in time to the beginning. Chapter 4 is up.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Max, Fang
Whatever Happened to Maximum Ride? reviews
MR,DW,LotR,Sonic Crossover. Not as bad as it sounds. Max and Fang are catapulted into two different universes, and with the world ripped apart, the rest of the Flock and The Doctor trapped in the medusa cascade, anything can happen. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009
Two Strangers reviews
SUMMARY CHANGED! When Fang leaves Max with The Flock, her life has gone drastically downhill. Until she meets The Doctor, Martha Jones and the boy who can never die. But when and old enemy surfaces, will Max be able to weather the storm?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Uprisal reviews
This is the tale of How I Died. This is the tale of the Destruction of the School. This is the tale of a Good Eraser. The Ride Just got even more Exciting. Chapter 4: Doubts is up! R&R Please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010
Maximum RideStar Wars: Order of the Jedi reviews
When Jedi Padawan Zero Higaru crash-lands his Starfighter on the planet Earth, he gets shot by Erasers, and the flock discover him lying wounded on their doorstep. How will they react when he tells them his identity? SET DURING ANGEL EXPERIMENT CHP 10 UP!
Crossover - Star Wars & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009
MiddleEarth Mutants: The Fellowhship of the Ring reviews
Seqeul to The Time Lord and Time, Magic & Wings. A must read before this. DW/MR/LOTR Crossover. When the flock and The Doctor find themselves caught up in the fellowhsip's quest to destroy the one ring, they find themselves in a deadly adventure.10 UP!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009
Maximum Ride: The Time Lord reviews
Sequel to Time Magic & Wings, a must read before this. In Maximum Ride section . Can the Flock regain their memories of Avian Life and The Doctor before it's too late? Rated T for bad language later on. PLEASE REVIEW! STORY IS COMPLETE!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - 10th Doctor, Max - Complete
Maximum Ride: Time Magic & Wings reviews
Maximum Ride/Doctor Who/Harry Potter Crossover: As the world draws to an end, The Flock must form an alliance with a Time Lord and Wizards. But will they crack under the pressure of the forces of Darkness? Find out inside PLEASE REVIEW COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,301 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete