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Joined 07-10-08, id: 1630268, Profile Updated: 05-03-17
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

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-Never judge a book by its movie.

-If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

-Avoid popularity, it has many snares, and no real benefit.

-At the end of the game, the king and the pawn are in the same box.

-As you read this, those you love most are betraying you.- The Misfortunate Cookie

-Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?

-Space. It seems to go on and on forever. Then you get to the end, and a monkey starts throwing barrels at you.

-Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas.

11.13.08: Check ya later peoples! I'll update as soon as possible! I got my computer back from the doctors, so I'll be online much, much more!

12.3.08: Yay! Another update! I've got a new story! Check that out!

2.28.09: Ugh. More quotes, I updated a story, and I am officially putting a claim on a new series.

3.13.08: New Quotes. Sorry, no updates as of yet. T.T Soon! I promise!

6.15.09: Still no updates to the stories, but as I doubt any of you are reading this, it doesn't really matter that I write this . . . So yeah . . . . Later!

8.7.09New quotes, no updates, no Beta, no nothing. -heavy sigh- I am working though.

2.19.2011: Been a looooong time since I've logged on. Been even longer since I updated Twilight. -heavy sigh-

05.03.17: Jesus Christ it's been forever since I started on ffn. Unfortunately, as many of you can tell, Twilight has not been updated in quite some time. Like years. I lost inspiration for the story a long time ago and at best will go through and make it less cringe. But don't expect updates. :/

Edward's Twilight by retroninjachick reviews
What if Edward was never the vampire. What if it was Bella who was the deadly beautiful Cullen. What if Edward was human and moved to Forks, where his blood sang for Bella? How would that work out? What would Bella do? What about Edward? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,492 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Twilight reviews
Bella finds a book that depicts her life. Just what the hell is going on and what is she going to do about it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,862 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward