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Joined 07-10-08, id: 1630298, Profile Updated: 08-20-13
Author has written 24 stories for Grey's Anatomy, Artemis Fowl, Thunderbirds, Twilight, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Being Human, Hunger Games, Mentalist, Sherlock, NCIS, and New Girl.

HELLO THERE!

Languages student, keen writer and ever hopeful that writing fanfic in German will count as "practice".

I have the remarkable (if not somewhat annoying) talent of becoming Completely Obsessed by books/tv shows/films and especially certain ships...Ron/Hermione I'm looking at you. I would also quite happily marry any of the Weasley brothers.

Except Percy, of course...

As I always forget to put a disclaimer on my stories, here is one for all of them: "I do not own any of the following characters unless I have made them up" (Literary genius, that is!)- 2013 edition: Do I seriously need a disclaimer? Or would a photocopy of the bank balance suffice?


E D I T O R S , Foo Fighters, Peter Cincotti, the Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis jnr., Ella Fitzgerald, Pink, Jools Holland, The Zutons , The Hoosiers, Wir Sind Helden, the Wombats, David Bowie, Linkin Park, the Killers, Stereophonics, Weird Al Yankovic , Last Shadow Puppets , Kaiser Chiefs, Abba (haha), Coldplay, Muse, Simon & Garfunkel, Squeeze , Arctic Monkeys, Blues Brothers (Rawhiiide!), Pigeon Detectives, Adele, Kasabian, Sigur Ros, Bloc Party, Snow Patrol, Oasis, Joy Division, Paramore, Billie Holiday, Elbow, Biffy Clyro, Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban soundtrack, Mozart, Franz Ferdinand, White Lies, Benny Goodman, Glenn Miller, Them Crooked Vultures, Vampire Weekend, BB Brunes etc, etc


"The violets explode inside me when I meet your eyes, then I'm spinning and I'm diving like a cloud of starlings...

Darling, is this love? "-Guy Garvey, Starlings


BOOKS I like include Montmorency, The Great Gatsby, Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, Harry Potter series, pretty much anything Meg Cabot, Artemis Fowl, The Declaration, The Resistance, The Thirty-Nine Steps, The Morning Gift, Magic Flutes (actually, anything by Eva Ibbotson), Uglies, Percy Jackson and the Olympians...*list continues and computer disintegrates* I'll read pretty much anything, especially in the cricket season!


Unheil angerichtet!

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(I Move A Little Bit Closer) For Reasons Unknown by Tricki reviews
It is Malcolm Tucker's job to ensure the leader of his party performs well at public engagements, especially glamorous Union balls with already sympathetic audiences. It is not his job to help her choose an outfit, or babysit her through proceedings, and it is certainly not his job to listen to her breaking down over her husband.
Thick of It - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Malcolm T., Nicola M. - Complete
Thoughts about Berlin by CriminalIntelligence reviews
Based of the promo pictures for Berlin (10x21): Ziva and Tony are in Berlin, chasing Bodnar. But Tony's jokes make emotions run high and while trying to act natural in public; confessions are made. Major Tiva-fic. Slight McAbby (Friendship); Romance/Humour
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Ziva D., Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Rain, Water, and Wet by Freebooter 4Ever reviews
Lonely people take the longest showers. Annie's been hogging the bathroom all day. Unsure of how to fix this, George believes it's Mitchell's turn to play therapist to a ghost. And other stories from the pink house on the corner. Seasons 1&2 centric.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2013 - J. Mitchell, Anna S./Annie
Accidentally In Love by dustedoffanoldie reviews
Jim Halpert: Salesman, single dad and accidental romantic lead.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,043 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Jim H., Pam B.
Who Knew? by fullmetalgrigori reviews
"If someone had told Ron Weasley in first year that he would end up marrying Hermione Granger, he would have punched them in the face." Various pairings throughout their Hogwarts years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Innocence by chipzixo reviews
In some strange way, she wished that Jim were with her now. Or Sherlock. Or even Dr. Watson. They would know what to say, how to stop them. They probably wouldn't even need the police protection at all. She wanted to be more like them. Less like Molly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,751 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.
The Mentalist: She Wore a Red Ribbon by Donnamour1969 reviews
Patrick Jane is an 1870's peddler searching for the outlaw, Red John, who murdered his wife and daughter.Revenge is the only thing he wants, until he meets feisty schoolmarm, Teresa Lisbon. Extreme AU. Give it a try!T/M No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,138 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
carry that weight by strawberryhill reviews
Maybe she isn't surprised at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Red Morning by funnygirlOoObroadwaybaby reviews
When someone gets inside the CBI and hurts a member of the team, Jane realizes just how important some people are to him. JISBON. Pre-season 3 finale. Chapter 2 is underway.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Carry Me Home by espergirl04 reviews
Set after the Series 2 finale. Typically angels came with wings, not fangs.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell - Complete
Mistake by thisisforyou reviews
She REALLY didn't think that one through. Now, two years later, there she was with the child of a man who'd never really loved her, even though she'd chosen him over one that did.
Boat That Rocked - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2010
Sharing Secret Selves by FiveRoses reviews
Jane and Lisbon are e-mailing each other under pseudonyms, and each is therefore happily oblivious of the real identity of their new-found correspondent. "You've Got Mail", anyone?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,885 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Precious Few by ConstantComment reviews
COMPLETE: Sets of 300-word drabbles featuring HG and SS after the the episode in the Shrieking Shack. EWE, otherwise DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Mothers and the Pants by HP-Magic reviews
They always marked their lives by summers and this one is no expception. However, this time, will the pants still fit? Tibby, Lena, Bridget and Carmen embark on a new adventure, pregnancy and motherhood.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,141 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/30/2006
And Now I'm All Ready to Fly by that dark-haired girl reviews
In a way, Oliver owes his love of flying to Lucius Malfoy. - Twenty facts about Oliver Wood, in no particular order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Promises by Sam1 reviews
Scott has always been protective and watchful of his younger brothers but it's the loss of their mother that has him promising to always be there for them.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Scott T. - Complete
Egyptian Rescue by Liris reviews
Grub is taken hostage, and Holly and Trouble have to rescue him. H/T. Oneshot. It's better than it sounds, I promise! If anyone has a better idea for a title, let me know?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
The TwentyFour Months Before by Angelamermaid reviews
Exploring Cristina and Owen's journey to parenthood, one month at a time. This is an expansion of the last two vignettes of "Six Times That Owen Says Thank You to Cristina". Most of this is Teen, but there will be Mature content.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 11,335 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Cristina Y., Owen H. - Complete
I'll Always Think You're Beautiful by nikkitan89 reviews
A special moment shared between two broken people living in the after. A sweet one-shot on one of the best couples ever on Grey's. Cristina/Owen
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Cristina Y., Owen H. - Complete
A Deep Breath and a Heartbeat by Ali-Chan1 reviews
Edward doesn’t understand their relationship. The complete and total dependency on another being. He fears for their separation. He knows that if they were to lose one of them they’d lose them both. *Jalice* Right before Bella arrives in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2942 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Music of the Roses by Emmelie Cullen reviews
Royce would get down on one knee and pull out a sparkling diamond ring. He would ask me to marry him. I would turn my prince down and run to Emmett. Not just my best friend. My true love. My soul mate. I would choose Emmett. My true happily ever after.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 44,077 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
50 Things To Remember When My Wife Is Pregnant by dogstar-ebony reviews
-"18. When Hermione is having a Hormone, do not anger her. Do not speak to her, do not breathe in her direction." Ron Weasley has written a list of Do's and Do NOTs to remind himself how to behave whilst Hermione is pregnant with Hugo. Silly oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Always by Dea Avernorum reviews
It's Leah's wedding - of course Quil will dance with Claire. He's there always after all...-100 word drabble Quil/Claire-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7829 - Favs: 10,027 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Until 'I Do' by turquoise.seas reviews
Flyboys, I can handle. Erasers? No problem. Wearing a dress and getting ready to take a walk down an aisle strewn with flower petals? Not so much. --Fax-- MAJOR TWIST!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008
The Dark Mark by kapiola reviews
A little ditty about the Dark Mark sung to the tune of I Saw Her Standing There by The Beatles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
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Whispers in the Dark reviews
Jess' room is "occupied" and she needs somewhere to sleep...three guesses which "roomfriend" will come to her rescue! Cute and fluffy, set around episodes 19/20 of Series 2. Go on, give it a go, you know you want to!
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
You Are Not Alone reviews
In which everyone's favourite NCIS couple begin to realise that, maybe, there are some advantages to their new-found unemployment... (Spoilers for series 10, I suppose)
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Mirrorball reviews
So Tony and Ziva finally do the deed. This is a fluffy ficlet in which we investigate the morning after the night before. Title from the Elbow song of the same name.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Do You Want to Know a Secret? reviews
Several facts about Seamus Finnigan, from boy scouts to Lavender Brown and many things in between. Seamus/Lavender and on the bromance front, Seamus/Dean... Title from the Beatles song.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Seamus F., Lavender B. - Complete
Thunderstorms reviews
A heavy storm awakens some issues Hermione thought she'd forgotten. Short but with slight Ron/Hermione thrown in for good measure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Oh Stacey Look What You've Done reviews
Annie reflects on the advantages and disadvantages of being dead, custard creams and all. Slight M/A
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Anna S./Annie, George S. - Complete
In This Light and On This Evening reviews
Inspired by the song of the same name, Sherlock participates in a chase across the rooftops of London.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Laughing With reviews
"Jane sprinted towards her and Lisbon suddenly remembered why she was here. In the hospital." Jane/Lisbon plus crazy gunman and Regina Spektor...what more could you want! Complete for now
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
LSF: Lost Souls Forever reviews
Title pretty much sums it up really. Vaguely Kasabian related ramblings as the characters reflect on their positions so far in Series 2, featuring Mitchell/Annie, naturalement!
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell - Complete
Conversations With My 13Year Old Self reviews
Explanation's kind of in the title really. Holly Short writes a letter to her past self, featuring Trouble/Holly. Oh, and I don't have a problem with the Vicar of Dibley; it was the first TV show that came to mind :
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Planets reviews
Three years...1095 days, but he knows she will be back, wherever she is.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Trouble K., Holly S.
The Fix reviews
Following Peeta and Katniss in their tour of the Districts, and the complications that come with it, title from the Elbow song.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
If There's a Rocket Tie Me To It reviews
Set a couple of weeks after episode two of the fifth series, Owen returns to Seattle and who does he meet? One-shot
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Owen H., Cristina Y. - Complete
The Weight of the World reviews
The Flock are at the beach, what could possibly go wrong? You've probably guessed it, and if you haven't you soon will.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Is That Love? reviews
Mitchell/Annie one-shot based around the Squeeze song 'Is That Love'
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell - Complete
My Mistakes Were Made For You reviews
Mitchell comes to an inconvenient realisation-Mitchell/Annie
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2009 - J. Mitchell, Anna S./Annie - Complete
She's Leaving Home reviews
One-Shot of what happened between Teddy and Victoire at the station in the last chapter of DH, title from the Beatles song :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
The Boxer reviews
My interpretation of Alice and Jasper when they met in Philadelphia for the first time. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Reasons Why I Like reviews
Set during SOF when they're in school, Fang is bored in a Biology lesson. FAX, surprise, surprise. Its called 'Reasons Why I Like...', hope you like it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Fang - Complete
Songbird reviews
One-shot, Fang is looking for Max. Based on the song 'Songbird' by Oasis.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Wonderwall reviews
She still hadn't forgotten the look of love on the face of her friend Vera as she looked down on her baby, and she still wanted to be a part of it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Romance in the Lower Elements reviews
A Holly & Trouble story of their 'getting together' and further complications.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Push Your Head Towards the Air reviews
A suspiciously quiet few weeks have left the Tracys, Jeff in particular, on edge, waiting for a catastrophe.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Virgil T.
The Train Ride reviews
By the way, I'm behind with the series thank you Living TV/ Ch.5 so I don't actually know what happened in the Callie/George/Izzie story but this is my summary :"A train ride can reveal so many things."
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete