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"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." -Robert Bloch

"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people." -Mr. Haider (My former teacher)

"Flying is learning how to throw your self at the ground and miss."- Douglas Adams

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."-Anonymous

“We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.” -Chuck Palahniuk

“Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.” -Albert Einstein

"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." -Theodore Geisel

“Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one’s face.” -James D. Finely

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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Well, as you know, I'm obsessed with Twilight. Obviously. I read ALOT, listen to alot of music, and spend my life on the computer. A little bit about myself..:

I am a fish. You wouldn't think to look at me,what with the clothes and the hair on top of my head and all that? But it's true. I'm a fish. I'm not sure what type, maybe a cod. What are you? My mother grew up in a pinball parlor, but then she died her hair purple, learned to fly a plane, and the rest, as they say, is history. My father, i never knew, except this one time he threw a ball and told me to go get it. " Dad," I said. "Am I a dog?" "Daughter," he said. "I apologize." We haven't spoken a word to each other since. Now, as you are reading this, you're probaly thinking "F_ _ _ (Give me a call if you need me to explain what the missing letters are . I didn't want to risk writing the actual word as the shock would kill you.)

Anyway:

Age: Old enough that I'm not trying to hide it. Yet.

Occupation: Student/Reader/Physcopath (it's a full time job).

Farewell!

~CrazyLittleLadyBat

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Bishop Academy for Boy's by XxDracoMalfoy'sGirlxX reviews
Bella Swan is moving to Forks. Her new school is Bishop Academy...for boy's. One of the soccer captain catches her eye. But the other soccer captain is after her too. Welcome to the mysterious world of boys.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,409 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
The Cullen Inheritance by twilightluver001 reviews
Money. Respect. NYC. Edward Cullen had them all, being the grandson of Elizabeth Cullen. When out of nowhere came in Bella Swan, who saved Gran's life, his life began to go downhill. Now he was in danger of losing his most prized possession: his legacy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,542 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13041 - Favs: 6,219 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hidden Graced by EllaRose00 reviews
Bella doesn't remember who she is or where she came from. The only person who knows is Edward. Bella knew Edward was different. She never would have guessed he's a fallen angel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
The War by EllaRose00 reviews
Takes place 11 years or so after "The Healer." Leah's POV. Over the years, armies have grown and lines have been drawn. Some are ready to defend their side but some are still deciding on what they are fighting for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,861 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Leah
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5856 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Into the Night by ireadway2much reviews
Bella is a gypsy girl, Edward is a city boy. She is to be married to a family friend. He is courting a woman who is to save his family from debt. She wants the city boy, and he wants the gypsy girl. Their parents aren't happy, and they have a rocky start.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,765 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
HOW TO ANNOY OUR FAVORITE VAMPIRES by ireadway2much reviews
These aren't just lists for those little vampire friends of mine, but the whole twilight gang! join me on my quest to find what would really tick them off!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008
Life After by EllaRose00 reviews
Summary: Carlisle created her. She is as beautiful as she as dangerous. “I don’t care what, who or where you came from Bella,” Edward said as he walked closer to me. “I just know that I need you in my life… you belong to me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,048 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
My Happily Ever After by JK5959 reviews
Bella's already fragile marriage completely shattered the day Jasper left her for another woman. Putting it behind her, she finally finds true love, falling hard and fast for Edward. Will their love survive once things take a turn no one expected? B/E AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,180 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Kisses and Black Hearts by CullenGirlsForever3 reviews
Bella wanted to forget her past because of a lost love. When she became a vampire, she got her wish. Now that she has met a certain boy, what will she NEED to remember? Normal pairings. All vampires or at least the main characters are!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Whatever Makes You Forget by CullenGirlsForever3 reviews
Carlisle and his 5 daughters move from Alaska to Forks after a terrible event. There they meet Esme and her 4 sons. As the families grow close, love starts to bloom from the original lust. What happens when the past comes back to haunt them? Vampire story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008
The life of an Innkeeper by CullenGirlsForever3 reviews
Have you ever felt as if you have everything and yet nothing at all? This is the story of an inn-owner, her friends, enemies, boyfriends, and people who waltz into her life. That is me and this, this is MY story.-Bella-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008
Sincerely I love you by CullenGirlsForever3 reviews
Edward, Alice, & Emmett meet Bella, Rosalie, & Jasper at camp and the three couples fall in love. But then the have to go back to there separate homes and write Emails and letters back and forth. All human AU ExB EmxR JxA written all in letters.ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Major Leagues by CullenGirlsForever3 reviews
Edward Cullen is a famous baseball pitcher who is in search of “the one.” Bella Swan is an average girl who has sworn off men because of her past. When these two meet what will happen? And what happened in Bella’s past to make her so against dating? All h
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008
One of the Guys by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella Swan had always been secretly in love with her best friend, Edward Masen. Will he ever stop seeing her as "one of the guys" from the gang? Won first place in the Epic T-Rated Contest. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen IMing! by JBizz reviews
What happens when a house full of psycho vamps and 3 werewolves get IM? Well lots happens. *Crash* Uh oh time to run. Esme is gonna kill you guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Somewhere Only We Know by twilightbystarlight reviews
Bella looks back on her high school life and, more specifically, when she met her husband after moving to Forks. AH BxE, BxJ, AxJ, ExR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,084 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alice in Wonderland by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Alice falls down a rabbit hole and ends up in an alternative universe where she meets Jasper. A mix of popular fairytales set in an alternative universe. Alice/Jasper. Dark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,542 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8027 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Capturing the Flames by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Example one-shot for the “Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest.” Bella, an artist, decides to paint Edward, a fireman, for an art show. B/E Collaboration with Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ruby Falls by twilightbystarlight reviews
After cliff jumping, Bella is not saved by Jacob. Instead, she ventures into the afterlife, watching over her loved ones, and experiencing what her death has caused by following Alice to Italy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,179 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009
No Sunlight by twilightbystarlight reviews
Bella gets into an accident and needs to be changed. Trouble is, she's forgotten the last 12 years of her life. Takes place after Eclipse. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 63,842 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Conversations by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8149 - Favs: 5,749 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Happy New Year by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Emmett's hosting a New Year's Eve party. B/E Written with Bronzehairedgirl620 One-Shot Happy New Year!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missing Moments by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Missing moments to Till Death Do Us Parts, includes the first day of the "honeymoon" and scenes in Edward's POV. You have to read Till Death Do Us Part to understand what's going on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can't Make You Love Me by JBizz reviews
What if Bella had denied Edward that night after they got back from Italy and did not take him back? Will Edward stick to his promise and always be watching? Will Bella finally realize that she loves him and open her window? Read and find out! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Lot to Love by JBizz reviews
What if Edward changed Bella without her having to marry him? Then on top of her change Bella has to deal with this knew development....Emmett and Jasper are falling for her. Aw hell....what is a girl to do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,738 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Princess of the Sea by The Literature Dragon reviews
Edward is the captain of the sea, Bella is the princess. Their ships cross paths.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen's in Class ON HOLD by defininginsanity reviews
Ever wondered what the Cullen's do when they are bored in class? Well here's your chance to find out. ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/29/2008
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Bella Takes A Survey by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Changing Fate by EllaRose00 reviews
My version of Twilight from Edward's POV. I've read others but I felt like there was more going on with Edward. Let me know what you think. It takes place after SM first chapter of Midnight Sun that can be found on her website.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella
ROOOOAAAAD TRIIIIP! by Edward's Lover 6 reviews
Bella is a vampire and is married to Edward. The Cullens take a road trip across the country...what shenaneggins do they get into?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008
Twilight A to Z the nice way! by JBizz reviews
A poem for Twilight. BTW I love Twilight so this is an A to Z poem with LOVE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
High School Angst by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cloud Nine by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete