"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." -Robert Bloch
"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people." -Mr. Haider (My former teacher)
"Flying is learning how to throw your self at the ground and miss."- Douglas Adams
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."-Anonymous
“We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.” -Chuck Palahniuk
“Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.” -Albert Einstein
"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." -Theodore Geisel
“Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one’s face.” -James D. Finely
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen going up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time, you misspelled, or forgot how to spell a word that is less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin..."
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
yay for bunnies!! (\ /)
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile
If your reading list is too long... paste this onto your profile
Well, as you know, I'm obsessed with Twilight. Obviously. I read ALOT, listen to alot of music, and spend my life on the computer. A little bit about myself..:
I am a fish. You wouldn't think to look at me,what with the clothes and the hair on top of my head and all that? But it's true. I'm a fish. I'm not sure what type, maybe a cod. What are you? My mother grew up in a pinball parlor, but then she died her hair purple, learned to fly a plane, and the rest, as they say, is history. My father, i never knew, except this one time he threw a ball and told me to go get it. " Dad," I said. "Am I a dog?" "Daughter," he said. "I apologize." We haven't spoken a word to each other since. Now, as you are reading this, you're probaly thinking "F_ _ _ (Give me a call if you need me to explain what the missing letters are . I didn't want to risk writing the actual word as the shock would kill you.)
Age: Old enough that I'm not trying to hide it. Yet.
Occupation: Student/Reader/Physcopath (it's a full time job).
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