xXHaruXiaOTPXx
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Joined 07-10-08, id: 1630521, Profile Updated: 03-07-12
Author has written 34 stories for Naruto, Twilight, Sky High, Avatar: Last Airbender, Total Drama series, Hangover, Power Rangers, It Girl, and Harry Potter.

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About me.

I've recently changed my penname from xXHaruXiaOTPXx

I've been on here forever. Since like 2002. Harry Potter brought me to this amazing site. I have almost 20 accounts on here, so chances are you've seen my work elsewhere. I have this bad habit of removing and reposting old stories from time to time. Some of my old fics are really really bad. It's embarrassing, but it's also nice to look at them and say 'see how far I've come!'

I write porn

Deal with it


I'm auctioning off my body parts.

Spleen - beeblack2692 (Jigsaw)

Pancreas - La Noche Misteriosa; Delicata (Deep Down We're Really Just Animals)

Gallbladder - loulou11288 (Just For Will)

Right Kidney - ItaSaku29 (The Way To A Woman's Heart)

Righ Eye - BXE (On My Waist, Through My Hair)

Spine - Lord Melkor (Blue Betrayal)

Right Elbow - Melrose5553 (1000 Piece Puzzle)

Esophagus - SasuSaku Forever and Ever (Like A Microwave Pizza)

Left Pinky Finger - Tomboy Amy (Hard Moon Rising)

Rules.

1. Answers must be in reviews.

2. Answers in PM's are not accepted and disregarded.

3. Answers must be clearly stated.

4. You can PM me if you have any questions or comments, but I will not give further hints.

5. You do not have to have an account to submit an answer (in other words annoymous reviews are accepted).

6. You do not have to have an account to win.

7. The first person to guess correctly wins.

8. Only the first person to answer correctly gets the "prize."

9. Ties are possible and are determined at my discretion.

10. Winners are posted on my profile.

11. You are not notified if your guess is right or wrong.

12. Refrain from submitting answers after the winner has been announced.


Links.

The Way To A Woman's Heart: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4479408/1/Poor_Itachi

Loving Zuko; Pieces of My Heart: Author : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/858764/ShadowBYeBYe

Info on my writing style: Here : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postmodern_literature

The Chase: Inspiration, video: http://mirrorcover.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4h3bn8, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0_tuNziUyk

First Class: Inspiration: http://losdoctor.deviantart.com/gallery/31585616#/d49o658


WIP.

I'm Ecstatic Right Now - Edward/Bella

Intermission - Warren/Layla

The Wedding Night - Aang/Katara

If You Give an Akatsuki a Cookie

Merkaba - 13/Chase

Come My Lady - Edward/Bella

Kiss, Kiss - Gwen/Duncan

I Saw It On Oprah - The Hangover

First Class - Ale/Hea

The Chase - Ale/Hea

Men Who Do Not Wear Tights - Tangled


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To The Man She Loves by LinkandZeldaForever0329 reviews
Time is running out. She can't keep up this facade for long. Her husband's going to find out sooner or later, and things will fall apart at the seams. That is, if she lives another day.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R.
The Problem with Rapunzel Being Attractive by comealongpond reviews
Eugene gets aroused throughout his journey taking Rapunzel to see the lanterns.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Disarray of Panties by Bella-Jade83 reviews
Penny adds a new routine to Sheldon's laundry night.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
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Kismet reviews
A scene following the telethon. Alejandro x Heather. lemon.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Alejandro, Heather - Complete
House of Wax reviews
Edward and Bella spend some quality married life time together. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Smashing Good Time reviews
Edward and Bella spend some quality married life time together. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Million Little Drabbles
This is a collection of drabbles based on various prompts. Fandoms covered so far: Harry Potter, Naruto, Avatar the Last Airbender...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,375 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Ginny W.
Teeth reviews
A short interlude after a challenge. Now a three-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Heather, Alejandro - Complete
Assay reviews
Following the formation of their "alliance", Heather bumps into Alejandro in the plane's kitchen one night. Takes place after episode 17. Alejandro x Heather. Lemon
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Alejandro, Heather - Complete
On My Waist, Through My Hair reviews
Heather explores the cargo hold of the plane. lemon. AlejandroxHeather.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Alejandro, Heather - Complete
La Salle de Bains reviews
An incident in the restroom. Gwen/Duncan. TDWT. post episode 13
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Pink Bathwater reviews
Naruto is back from a mission and boy is he dirty! Sakura will have to do something about that. narusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Up To Bat reviews
It's just so hard to live a normal life when all these guys are begging for your affection. BellaxJacob, BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bella
Sweet Sensations reviews
Tinsley's first time. Lemon. Graphic.
It Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Tinsley - Complete
Blood of the Blossom reviews
Sakura gets kidnapped by none other than Uchiha Itachi. Will she manage to escape? Will she want to? SakuraxItachi LEMONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,707 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Angel's Smile reviews
Sokka needs to visit Ty Lee. He just can't stay away anymore. Lemon
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sokka, Ty Lee - Complete
Humanity Is Overrated reviews
Brett and Sebastian spend some time in the library.
It Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Brett - Complete
Jealousy Is Unattractive reviews
What goes on between the closed doors of the Dean's house. IslaxIssac.
It Girl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
Touch of Evil reviews
The greatest betrayal of the body is sex... azulaxzuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Like A Microwave Pizza reviews
Sasuke and Sakura meet up in the library after hours. Au. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
10,000 Spoons reviews
Kara is alone in the library. Heath appears. Does he really want her or is he just playing a game? Warning: Lemons.
It Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Kara, Heath
Stired, Not Shaken reviews
Sakura bumps into Sasuke in the library. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake reviews
ExB hottness. warning: lemon ahead!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Hard Moon Rising reviews
Jacob is a musician and Bella is a…let’s say a big fan. She’s visiting Forks and is looking for a memorable last night. AU. Warning: Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Gone But Not Forgotten reviews
Brett Sebastian winter break alone time ? Warning: Lemon ahead.
It Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Brett - Complete
A Frame of Reference reviews
Sebastian and Brett are left alone in the library.
It Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Brett - Complete
Coalesce reviews
After a few months of dating and dealing with the world's problems they just need to relax. TommyxKim. Lemon ish.
Power Rangers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Tommy O., Kim H. - Complete
How Phil Got Injured reviews
We know that Phil ended up in the hospital, but they never told us how he got there.
Hangover - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
Fuse reviews
Duncan and Courtney sneak off for some quality time. DuncanxCourtney. Warning: Lemony Goodness. PWP
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
Mashup reviews
Water and Fire make Steam. Warning: lot's of smut inside! zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Jigsaw reviews
Bella and Edward ARE animals. one big LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever In Your Arms reviews
The Akatsuki want Sakura for her necromancy skills. So they take her. Will she survive? Will she escape? Will she want to? SakuraXItachi. Warning: LEMONS, violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,674 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Blue Betrayal reviews
Jacob watches Bella from a tree outside her house. one-sided JacobxBella. AU ish.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Baby It's Dark Outside reviews
Bella thinks about Edward one night. bella/edward warnings: lemon, dark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Way To A Woman's Heart reviews
In which Itachi deals with a small pink female problem. Some implied genin Itachi romance. AU non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Just for Will reviews
The whole 'going to the dance' thing just isn't working. They need to do more to get Will's attention. oneshot for now. WarrenxLayla
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Deep Down We're Really Just Animals reviews
Bella and Edward go off for a private drive. LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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