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Joined 07-11-08, id: 1631383, Profile Updated: 07-29-14
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Office, Fight Club, and Baby Sitters Club.

I am a single lady in her early twenties working as a Registered Nurse at a long-term care facility. I enjoy writing, particularly humor, chiefly as a way to relieve stress. I also do proofreading for my friend's new zine. I'm willing to be your beta-reader if you want me to.

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Tiger Chronicles: Guide To Ruin by Crazy Rob reviews
Suddenly promoted from grunt labor to a new project of R.A.W., the Wellfields are asked to sacrifice all they have left- their past, their identity, and their daughter- to promote a book as helpful to parenting as gasoline is to fire-fighting... a guide to ruin. Faced with slander and unthinking mobs, Calvin and his allies must fight once again for both the truth... and survival.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,185 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 142 - Words: 576,450 - Reviews: 5646 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,726 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 2,849 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
Silly, Silly Book Series: Prisoner of Azkaban by iheartmwpp reviews
Because no matter how much we may love it, nothing is without flaws. Contains the Ministry of Magic at possibly their most incompetent, annoyance at the reader's apparent inability to learn anyone's last name, and FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN WHY AREN'T LUPIN AND BLACK PETRIFYING OR STUNNING PETTIGREW, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SMARTER THAN THIS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,231 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(2/7) The Heir of Slytherin stalks the halls of Hogwarts, and suspicions have turned toward Harry Potter. Harry is certain that he is not the Heir. He'd remember if he were petrifying students... right? But why is Harry's best friend, Draco Malfoy, so excited to discover that he can talk to snakes? A/U, Slytherin!Harry. Sequel to HP and the Slytherin Selection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,171 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Tiger Chronicles: The Trial of Susie Derkins by Crazy Rob reviews
As the dust of the summer's incidents finally begins to settle, Calvin seeks therapy by helping Susie with her charity project. However, to some, the most noble of acts somehow get interpreted as false, hypocritical, rebellious... even criminal.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,053 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Sassy Gay Friend Meets Tom Riddle by Ex Mentis reviews
Meet Tom Riddle from the Harry Botter books. He's about to kill a mudblood in a girls bathroom to make his first horcrux. This fate could have been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Myrtle - Complete
The Last Word by Crazy Rob reviews
What goes around comes around. A victim of her own poor decisions, Violet is paid a visit by the one person she consistently deemed a failure. Grim, and harsh. If the idea of karmic justice offends you, don't read. Rated M for language and situations.
Peanuts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Charlie Brown, Violet G. - Complete
Lucky by Enheduanna of Ur reviews
"Harry had only seen his uncle cry once. Just once." When the family dog goes missing, the circumstances of her homecoming make the summer one that Harry and the Dursleys will never forget. A family tragicomedy in four chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Strength of Hope by ForeverChasingDreams reviews
Pupils of Hogwarts decide they can't stand for having a delusional liar in their midst anymore, and take to doing whatever possible to get him out. Can a grumpy potions master offer some comfort? Slightly AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
When a Punch to the Face Just Isn't Enough by veronicahague reviews
I remember reading Eclipse and being enraged with Jacob for forcing himself on Bella and then laughing about it later with Charlie. Here's what Bella should have done when the men in her life didn't understand how serious assault even 'just a kiss' is.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Bella, Jacob
Harry Potter and the Dropped Pin by Sparrow Nightrunner reviews
AU What difference does one moment make? One glance, motion, or hesitation? Turns out, quite a significant one. Different friends, a different Houseā€¦ and perhaps a different destiny. This story shows how everything can change at the drop of, well, a pin
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,716 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
My Boyfriend's Back by IceQueenRia reviews
While Puck's in juvie, Karofsky tries his luck with Kurt, spreading vicious rumours and bullying the Gleeks worse than ever when Kurt refuses his advances. But with Puck getting released early, Karofsky better start a running. PucKurt-estab relationship
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,063 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] D. Karofsky - Complete
Tiger Chronicles: Catch 22 Syndrome by Crazy Rob reviews
After narrowly avoiding summer school in a heavy-handed boot camp, Calvin begins to research this supposed place of reform... only to find a conspiracy devoted to barbaric ideology. Dark, and ranty against abusive boot camps and abusive adults.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,740 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
The Tales of a Sassy Gay Friend: Harry Potter by JewelOfLiterature reviews
This is a collection of one-shots about Harry Potter, cousin to Dudley Dursley and of course a Sassy Gay Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Harry P.
Sassy Gay Friend by HarmoniousPie reviews
This is Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter series. She is about to marry Ronald Weasley...this fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend. HP/HG. Inspired by Sassy Gay Friend and Potter Puppet Pals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What I Don't Say by Felicie Senta reviews
Raw, a monkey, falls in love with Tyler. Everything he thinks and does revolves around his God. Will Tyler return the favor? Rated T for language and sexual content. READ AND REVIEW!
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2009
Avoiding the Lens by sparrowlove reviews
Ryan hates the cameras sometimes. He had taken to doing the most boring things possible, so that the film crew would leave him alone" MichaelRyan.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009
Temptation And Apples by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
In six thousand years, Aziraphale has never eaten an apple. AC
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
On Doubting and Blessings by The Fool's Hope reviews
The biblical story of Abraham being told to sacrifice his son in the land of Moriah, but with a bit of a GO twist. T for mild language. Um. I'm bad at summaries, aren't I? Reviews are nice!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
What's in a Name? by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
Feeling misunderstood, tenyearold Anakin tells the story of his name from his own point of view. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Strip Tease by Citizenjess reviews
Dooku learns the hard way just what Emperor Palpatine does to unwind. Implied slash. Rated higher for shirtless, sweaty Anakin flesh.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/15/2006 - E. Palpatine, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
A Taste of Humanity by QueenStrata reviews
Before the apple, before the storm, before the humans were forced out of Eden, a demon and an angel discovered together that Paradise comes in many forms, even for them. //Prequel to One Moment.\\
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2004 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
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Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend reviews
Young Harry is flamboyantly gay and forms a connection with his cousin. The result? Dudley loses a punching bag but gains a sassy gay friend! Based on the Sassy Gay Friend videos made by Second City Network. Now with more drabbles!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,449 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Break with the Babysitters reviews
The Babysitters Club makes a special trip to England to babysit four year-old Harry and Dudley, bringing along a few of their American charges in a flying Junk Bucket. Accidental magic, snark, friendships, snark, and a 'Prince Brat and the Whipping Boy'-esque case of mistaken identity ensue. HP/Andrew Brewer/Jenny P friendship. Harry also develops crush on Janine. Semi-crack-fic!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 9/13/2014
Nowhere Near Normal reviews
Petunia seeks therapy. With the strange secrets she's carrying around, the results are not as universally positive as one might expect. Companion fic to "Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend," so read that first. Based on the musical "Next to Normal." The Dursleys have swept so much under the rug for so long. Can they face the music? Features flamboyantly gay Harry, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
Falling is Flying reviews
Harry, though a genius, is a juvenile delinquent. At the age of six, he is accepted into Cambridge to study law on a full scholarship. However, he quickly becomes determined to break every law on the books. Anarchist Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Harry P.
Petunia Dursley's Sassy Gay Husband reviews
He's sassy, he's gay, but he's still Vernon Dursley! The Dursleys' marriage isn't the unholy unity of two stale Muggles. Instead, it's a marriage of convenience- a sharing of assets and hearts (if not of bodies)- between the homosexual Vernon and his best friend Petunia. This makes for very different foster parents, who nevertheless maintain some level of propriety.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Chaos in his Wake: Reedited Version reviews
Six year-old Harry fought for fun, self-defense, and to become the warrior he always dreamed of being. Will a strange flyer with directions for joining "Project Mayhem" help him live his dream? Or will it destroy the light's greatest weapon? SpaceMonkeyHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P.
The Druid Who Lived reviews
What if Rose Potter of the famous badfic "The Girl Who Lived" had been a boy named Harry? All the laughs of the original fic with a Y chromosome! Contains superpowers, axe-crazy protagonists, constant hints and denials of homosexuality, and naked druids. Grammar is fixed, and plagiarism has been replaced with random rants. Like no parody you've ever read before!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Harry P.
Growing Up Unstable reviews
Chronicles Harry's struggles with mental illness and the effect it has on the Wizarding world. Inspired by the musical "Next to Normal," though chapters are not songfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Harry P.
Sassy Gay Friends Make the Best Dads reviews
Harry is raised by Sassy Gay Friend. Not a sassy gay friend- THE Sassy Gay Friend. Based on the videos by Second City Network and one of my other fics "Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend." Highly recommended!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P.
When You Gonna Live Your Life Right? reviews
In a never-before-read twist, a transgendered Harry is raised at the headquarters of Project Mayhem. T for sexual identity issues and violence; does NOT contain explicit sex. No pairings yet; not sure if I'll have pairings at all for this story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Harry P.
Focus, Potter! reviews
Harry has Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, making it difficult for him to learn, pay attention, and act "Normal." However, he is far from stupid. Not a parody. Begins with first year. See inside for notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Harry P.
Hogwarts Reads Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend reviews
Umbridge comes across a copy of the fic "Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend" and, believing it contains valuable information about the BWL, forces Hogwarts to listen to a reading of it. School-wide snarking and an unusual coming-out ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P.
Are You My Father? reviews
Young Harry tries to find his father. Randomness ensues, but it all ends happily. Funniest fic I've ever written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
From Method to Madness reviews
AU. Harry is an evil baby genius bent on ruling the world and killing his mother. Based on Stewie from "Family Guy." Will he forgive himself for not killing his parents before Voldie got to them? Will he achieve world domination?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,728 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Harry P.
Hottest in the Office reviews
What if Ryan had a crush on Michael? You would have a sensuous tale of hot temps, goofy bosses, strip clubs, plotting, alliances, humor, slash, and, quite possibly, true love. In other words, you would have this story.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Ryan H., Michael S.
Road to Nowhere reviews
The Dursleys flee their letter filled house, and Harry and Dudley discuss their love-hate relationship in the backseat. Based on the Family Guy song "Road to Rhode Island."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
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