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Joined 07-11-08, id: 1631450, Profile Updated: 03-29-11
Author has written 7 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, and One Piece.

Sorry guys, I won't be updating anything at all anymore. I guess I've moved on. At least you can still enjoy my finished stories. Goodbye!!

Hello? Oh! wait! you can't come in! Do you have any connection with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police?

No?... Well then come on in!! I'm Naomi (not really) and Sanji puts a little goofy -Chwan at the end!

One word means all. PANDAMAN!

Lol I have an LJ:

And a deviant art that ACTUALLY has some drawings on it! check it out!

Some of my favorite anime/manga:

One Piece

Fruits Basket

Ouran High School Host Club

Shugo Chara


Death Note

Vampire Knight

And so on, I have quite a few favorites.

Why did I get a fanfiction? well, back in 2007, I signed up because I thought: "Hey, they get reviews! So I want some too!" How naive I was. I actually posted some OC stories *barf* that sucked. I even made an OC that I paired with Luffy! TT_TT please don't shoot me! Anyways, I wrote two stories that never got reviews, and went on a two year hiatus. Until I actually aquired some writting skills, found my ultimate One Piece fandom, and had plot bunnies attacking my ankles left and right. So, here I am!

Pairings I ship, because every one has to write 'em

One Piece




Sanji/Nami (curse you Dandy!)

Pairings I'm fine with






Pairings I detest

Just about any pairing with Luffy and Chopper... just seems like pedophilia...

ZoSan (It'll NEVER happen I tell joo! NEVER!)

Nami/Robin (nyaa...)

(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ Meow.

Part-Time Torture actually got a lot of reviews!! yay!! -dies of happieness-

And Fairy Tales and Nursery Rhymes: One Piece Edition got 146 reviews and 6,763 hits! Thanks soooo much!! *bows*

Okay... heres the results for my first poll (I don't know if anyone cares much though)

Question: Can You guess my age?


16- 3 votes

13 - 2 votes

15 - 1 vote

12 - 1 vote

14 - 0 votes

Answer: Indeed I am only 14. Just a wee baby to the world of FFN :P but enough about that, now I can move onto better polls!

Question: What kind of Devil Fruit is your favorite, or the kind you would eat?


Logia: 4 votes

Nah, I would rather fight with my own skills: 4 votes

Paramecia: 3 votes

Zoan: 1 vote

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Pick 10 characters from One Piece and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!











1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

…… good morning

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

O.o really!! Sure! Yay! –squeals awkwardly-

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

AAAAAA! -throws soap at him- get out!!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

…….. some sorta prank im sure….

5 cooked you dinner?

OMFG I would die and go to heaven!!

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Umm... scoots away from him

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Doemygawsh! Aniki!!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Probably nose bled to death or had a heart attack because of nami and her “revealingness”

9 made fun of your friends?

Hey! Not nice… D:

10 ignored you all the time?

You know…. I wouldn’t be too surprised...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Either kill them or make them dance!! XD

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Umm… probably try to make me feel better by giving me meat…

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Idk…. A high-five, whoopdidoo- or he wouldn't remember my birthday in the first place

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Probably run away screaming

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Get his camera

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Me? Marry robin?? Umm he would get a nose bleed

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Juggle that person’s body parts XP

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Idk…. Tell me to put on some trousers

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?


You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Say something… itll probably snap me back to reality

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

You know what they say about speedos… (you don’t? either do I...)

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

In a…. I love stewed reindeer kinda way? Otherwise I would be confused….

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

O.o can you really imagine a young teen bringing her aged 20+ swordsman to see her parents?!

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Another prank

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

I really really hope not…

6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Yup, a pantie luvin player… just go with the flow….

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

-elevator music-

Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

-pats him- cuz ur a shy boy… it’s the hard truth

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

…. Sure…. -munch munch-

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does she stay?

Haha… wont last long.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

Well….. sure! Supah!

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Same as me… Why Luffy?

3 told 6 she started her period.

Doh gosh… zoro… shut up!!

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

XD just thinking about it makes me die laughing!

5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

1- Sanji cusses anyways

2- Luffy would either not understand or not care

3- Zoro would sleep

6 got high.

Run for your lives!! Brooke is high!! D:

7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

LAW in a DRESS!! XP (I just died of laughter right there)

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

The women are wearing skirts T.T

9 can't stand 1, so how does she get her revenge when he spills Soda all over her?

Reminds him that the soda he spilt on him was the last of the cola

10 starts working at a bar.

With her extra hands she would be good at it

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

Franky!! Luffy!! >.Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Umm… sure.

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Hmmm… Usopp and Law… gotta go with Usopp XD

5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?

Has to do with nami and robin and something unmentionable O.o

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Probably about why they are so much more unusual than their nakama

7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he do?

Law is a stalker! TT.TT well Robin would definitely help out chopper

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

Watch himself on One Piece! (thats what I would do)

Shes going, going, going, OH! and she just layed down for a Nap!!

101 Ways To Show You Love Somebody by Mimi-dudette reviews
All this unrequited love stuff was getting kind of boring.' With the help of Kaoru and the internet, Hikaru is determined to win Haruhi over. HikaHaru, Hika/Kao/Haru Friendship, Please R&R! :3
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,645 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
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Will Work for Mellorine reviews
Nami has been working in a beautiful resturaunt with abusive co-workers. She promised herself she would bare with the problems and keep her job, but Sanji had other plans. AU, SanjixNami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Nami, Sanji
Fairy Tales and Nursery Rhymes: One Piece Edition reviews
Just as the title says, Several of your favorite fairy tales and nursery rhymes with a wacky twist from our favorite pirates! T blanket rating. Final Chapter, Chapter Twenty-Five: Nami in Wonderland
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,418 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
April Birthday for our Favorite Fool reviews
Smart title neh? maybe not... A dedication to Usopp, happy birthday! It seems like he was forgotten, and being pranked all the time wasn't making his one special day any better. One-shot
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Usopp - Complete
Shopping reviews
When Zoro and chopper go out to do a little shopping, poor Chopper gets hurt. A little one-shot about Zoro and Chopper nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Chopper, Zoro - Complete
PartTime Torture reviews
When Luffy goes and spends all wages on the most pointless thing, the entire crew have to get jobs to make up for his idiocy. A set of drabbles on each of the crew's part-time jobs.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,507 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
My Daughter reviews
In Olvia's final moments, she recalls some of her most precious memories of her and Robin. Oneshot. Dedicated to Amethyst Turtle.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Olvia, Robin - Complete
Snowfall and Ice Skates reviews
When fresh snow falls, the host club is cancelled for the day so the group of friends can spend some rare time to themselves and enjoy the whether. Oneshot. rated K
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete