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Joined 07-11-08, id: 1631688, Profile Updated: 06-19-12
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Hunger Games, and Twilight.

Country: U.S.A.

Real Name: You don't care, you only want me for my stories

Birthday: December 5

Sex: Female

_WHAT'S UP WITH ME_

Salutations, below are my OLD works. I am not proud of all of them, but I still have unconditonal love for most of them. Becasue they were made when I was still starting out they will all be quirky and sketchy in various grammar and plot related ways. Due to this try not to be too hard on them becasue they're basically my first attempts at writing. Since creating them I have matured in the writing sense so I really would not appreciate any hate.

That's all.

Also, I have a life and stuff so yeah.

_MISER AND JASHINIST_

I'm not sure at the moment if I will finish M/J. But perhaps due to massive guilt that has built up inside of me for years I will...who knows... ;)

Hidan: Better finish it bitch, I'm still under ten last I remember.

Me: ... I can't even remember...Kakuzu? Comments?

Kakuzu: Doesn't matter to me. It's not like I was getting paid or anything.

Hidan: So you don't want me to grow older and (Plot Spoiler Stuff)?

Kakuzu: ...You should really try and finish the story.

Me: :/

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The Odd Ones by Anesther reviews
Contains drabbles/oneshots. They had been the first to break a thousand year old tradition; maybe they were meant for each other, these odd ones. Accepts requests for different drabbles! -insanely likes prompts-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 98 - Words: 61,844 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
You Are the Best Thing That's Ever Been Mine by Canadino reviews
Sort of your typical girl-meets-girl love story. fem!AoKise
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Aomine D., Kise R. - Complete
Unapologetic by Canadino reviews
Lovers that were often flustered were often the ones who were most trustworthy and likely to stay in relationships.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Imayoshi S., Sakurai R. - Complete
housewife by Canadino reviews
A morning in the Imayoshi household. The best way to describe it would be rough kitchen sex. Imayoshi/Sakurai
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Imayoshi S., Sakurai R. - Complete
Clan's Collide by SnowPancakez reviews
As kid's,Sasuke an Naruto don't pay any attention to their elder's and enjoy each other's friedship. But after the fox kit is taken away by hunter's for 7 year's, will an older Sasuke be able to track him down and save him? SASUNARU,yaoi,rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,076 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Magic City by Devilis Kyuu reviews
AU Fic. Sasori was a successful puppet businessman. On the way to a business meeting one day, his car broke down. Deciding not to make his fellow businessmen wait for him, he got out of his car and decided to walk towards his destination when
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,579 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Homeless by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Adrian's an outsider. He doesn't really fit in anywhere. Then he meets Kiba, a homeless boy. They become friends but soon Adrian feels things he's never felt before... He's gay for Kiba! Now Adrian's whole Christian world comes crashing down. KibaXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,999 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Kiba I. - Complete
Sugar Coated by RurikoTsukuyomi reviews
Uchiha Madara thought he found love with Senju Hashirama... Until he realized it's said man's fault for ruining his life. Join Madara as his life is unfolded. Yaoi version of Madara's life. Naughty stuff inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,606 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Hashirama S., Madara U.
To Fly With Soiled Wings by Ninjalicious Babe reviews
Deidara's life isn't exactly what you'd call 'enjoyable'. Forced to live through an abusive step-father, bullying at school, and a traumatic accident, Deidara concluded his only reason to live is so he can finally experience true happiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,781 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Caged Birds by Ninjalicious Babe reviews
Deidara and Naruto are slaves, and will be so until they're set free. But right now, the dream of freedom is slowly slipping away...until two certain people come to buy them... SASUNARU SASODEI YAOI RAPE..etc More warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,094 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Tuesdays With Sasori by MakoMori reviews
AU: Deidara finds himself part of an investigations team for the murder of Sandaime, but the murderer is more than meets the eye; leaving Deidara to realize that his heart, mind and body have fallen captive to a fifteen-year-old psychopath.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,244 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Pyro's and Nympho's by Sami-Band reviews
I suck at these... erm... Roxas is the cute and innocent 'baby' of the group. Axel is his best friend and Sora takes great pride in being the over protective brother. Wanna know more, read on! Rated MMM if you understand. EVENTUAL YAOI. Yep.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 103,529 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Crimson Dripped Darkness by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Konoha, Alaska. 30 days of darkness. Blood obsessed monsters. But one isn't like the others. Naruto befriends him and takes him to their shelter. Was this a mistake? You know damn well it was. Full Summery Inside NarutoXGaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,982 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Child Reincarnation by Temporarily in Hiding reviews
After Sasori dies he finds out that he hasn't properly fulfilled his life, so he goes back into the world of the living as an eight-year-old boy who doesn't remember who 'Sasori' was. The Akatsuki take him in and he's made Deidara's problem. Yaoi later on
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,650 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Innocence by xSweetMacabre reviews
Sasori was transfixed. Enthralled by his brilliant blue eyes; his blond hair that might have been made out of silk. The boy was young- he knew that. But how far will he go to feed his desires? SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,107 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Forgotten Children by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Deidara's lover is suddenly killed and he is being blamed. A red headed detective comes to save him though and prove he is innocent. But is he really all that innocent? Full summery inside. SasoriXDei NarutoXGaara YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,040 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
This Is For Keeps by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Sasori hopes he's not too late... He hopes he can convince the blonde to be his for all eternity... His fangs ache for the blonde... This round he's playing for keeps. SasoriXDeidara. Songfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Baby Katsu by TheOtherWorldliNess reviews
Deidara, being the unruly idiot that he is, decides to kidnap an orphaned suna baby. Sasori, needless to say, is less than pleased. Now they have to look after a baby! And, oh great, Pein has a trick up his sleeve! *DeiSaso! T for swearing and implyment.*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Tagged by Jessy-Fran reviews
A story of spray paint and rival gangs. In Deidara's world gangs and graffiti are part of daily life. But what will happen when his skills become the street's hottest property? And will Sasori get what he wants? AU!SasoDei DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
That Smile by Steely-Toast reviews
It was more than he'd ever expect, to have such nice guardians. Especially Deidara-san; he'd have to admit he was his favorite of all. K DeiSaso ItaSaso
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Doll by Steely-Toast reviews
[AU][DeiSaso][ItaSaso][SLSaso] Being raised to be a China doll... Doesn't mean you are one. [M]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Sasori - Complete
Hyacinth by ac-the-brain-supreme reviews
Hyacinth, the flower among mortals, the light in the god Apollo's eyes, this is your tragic tale.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/22/2007
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The Miser and the Jashinist reviews
Kakuzu finds a baby on his steps one rainy day and as much as he doesn't want to take the child in, he does and raises him as his own. KakuHidan and SasoDei rated M for language and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Clans reviews
Pain and the other Akatsuki members are going to try out clan life, but when Pain finds something that he wants from the clans, he and the others work to achieve it by being the best warriors they can be. Warrior Cats/Akatsuki rated M for violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008
To The End reviews
Lamb is chosen for The Hunger Games with her fellow tribute Seth and they all will have to survive by killing the other tributes to gain fame and fortune, but who will it be? SethxLamb and FangxKira. rated M for violence
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008
Wolfsbane
There's a problem in British Columbia, so it's up to Kira and Lamb's pack to help their friends in the north, but there are a few speed bumps along the way. FangxKira and SethxLamb rated M for violence and some language slightly like Twilight werewolves
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,775 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Parenthood reviews
It's a few months since they got out of the asylum and they live normal lives, except something is wrong with Sori. He's pregnant. So it's up to Sasori, Deidara, and the others from the asylum to help him and Paul be parents. rated M for yaoi and language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,777 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008
Back To Wonderland reviews
Sasori is captured by Itachi and it's up to Deidara and his friends to save him, and the only way to do that is for Deidara to go back to Wonderland. SasoDei KakuHid KisaIta. rated M for language and yaoi. Sequel to Deidara in Wonderland
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,667 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Chaser reviews
Sasori is madly in love with Deidara, but the blond doesn't love him back. So before he goes to have coffee with the blond he asks his friend for advice. But his friend gives him something far better than advice. SasoDei yaoi oneshot Tobi Zone
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
It's Sasuke's turn reviews
Sasuke killed Dediara, but the blond is back to have his revenge on the duck butt haired Sharingan user. rated M for lauguage and gore slight SasoDei oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Angel reviews
Sasori's guardian angel Deidara falls from the sky one night and they do the unthinkable. Can they get out alive before it's to late? rated M for language mentions of drugs and yaoi. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Idiot at 20,000 ft reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are on a plane home after Hidan's mission, but while on the plane Hidan keeps seeing someone on the wing of the plane that only let's him see him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Asylum reviews
After destroying a school Deidara is taken to an asylum, and when he arrives he meets a redhead that has more problems than himself. SasoDei yaoi rated M for language and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,231 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sakura's Death reviews
After Sakura's attempt at trying to kill Sasori Deidara and Sasori want revenge, and it will be a bloody revenge. rated M for much violence.oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Deidara In Wonderland reviews
One day while Deidara is in the park he comes across a silver rabbit and is then pulled into a much different world than his own. SasoDei and KakuHid yaoi rated M for language and sexual intercourse. There will be a sequel in the near future :D.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete