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Joined 07-11-08, id: 1631732, Profile Updated: 07-07-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Favorite Quotes

"Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never actually met Pizarro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?" --Captain Jack Sparrow

"Now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something." --Captain Jack Sparrow

"No. I wouldn't allow it. Can you imagine Augustus-Flavored Chocolate-Coated Gloop? Ew! No one would buy it." --Willy Wonka

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." --Rhett Butler

"Everything in this room is eat-able. Even I'm eat-able! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies!" --Willy Wonka

"Do you want me to bolt the doors so you can massacre the unsuspecting townsfolk?" --Bella Swan

"So what you're saying is, I'm your brand of heroin?" --Bella Swan

"Are people born wicked or do they have wickedness thrust upon them" --Glinda

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Two Separate Worlds by PlotAddict reviews
Sequel to Point the Finger. Liz, Mason, and Mary Meet the Werewolves. Some imprinting. Point the Finger summery: after Bella is killed by her abusive husband her three children of Edward's go to live in Forks with Charlie, and the Cullens are there.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Concrete Angel by xRainyx reviews
Alice finds a little abused girl crying in the woods. What happens when Alice has a vision about this young girl that appears to end in fatality. Follow as the dark world of this little girl unfolds, and what measures people will go to help her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,186 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Alice
Forever Immortal by MoonRainShadow reviews
Alt NewMoon:Charlie sent Bella to Italy the summer after Edward left.Now she's returned to Fork to stop the war between vampires and werewolves.Can she find it in her heart to forgive?And even then can she survive the dark cloud that looms just up ahead?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 115,523 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Bella, Edward
Truth or dare: twilight style R&R! by ttwilighttlover101 reviews
READ THIS STORY. a fun story about truth or dare, funny and entertaining. takes place the summer after twilight. read and review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,275 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008
Pissing of the Twilight Characters by Anonymoussss reviews
Ways to piss off the numerous characters in Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
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Fun at WalMart reviews
Bella, Jacob, and the Cullen's go to Wal-Mart to have some fun. Better than it sounds! I suck at summaries! Read and Respond!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Twlight After breaking Dawn reviews
When Edward learns that Bella cheated on him the night before the wedding he makes her leave behind him and Renesmee. What will Bella do in the world without Edward? Please read and respond!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella
Alice Loses her Mind reviews
What happens when Alice's can't spend any money in Paris, France? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Alice - Complete