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-John Lennon said, "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple. Today we (the Beatles) are more famous than him." He was shot 6 times.

Tancredo Neves said that if he got 500,000 votes for the presidential office of Brazil, not even God himself could remove him from office. He died the day before he was inaugurated.

-Billy Graham visited Marilyn Monroe and told her that God had sent him to preach to her. She said, "I don't need your Jesus." She was found dead a week later.

-In Brazil, a group of drunk friends were going out for a drive. One of the girls' mother said to her, "My daughter, go with God and may He protect you." The girl replied, "Only if He rides in the trunk, 'cause inside here, it's already full." A few hours later, the car was in an accident that killed everyone. The car was crushed, save the trunk, which, investigators say, should have been smashed. Inside was a crate of eggs, not one of them hurt.

-Christine Hewitt said that the Bible was the worst book ever written. She was later found burnt in her vehicle beyond recognition.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, when you have a boy, you'll seriously consider naming him Edward...copy/paste this into your profile

If, when you have a girl, you'll seriously consider naming her Isabella...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.

If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that her life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into the men's toilets instead of the ladies or vice versa, paste this onto your profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

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Red Like Strawberries by Bonzai-Bunny reviews
You didn't know that strawberry-red could be so fascinating. Beyond Birthday centric.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2009 - BB - Complete
The Edward Song by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
Minor Breaking Dawn Spoilers. This is a parody of the Llama song.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward - Complete
Confused Confession by wthisthisss reviews
MattxMello. Matt's scared to confess. Then gets hunted by mello.I suck at titles and summaries. One-shot. Enjoy D Review and you will be loved.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
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cullen AIM reviews
yeah. the cullens get aim. plz r&r
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008
emmetts adventures reviews
emmett meets dave the druken leprocone. hwo long can he hide?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Emmett
VAMPIRES WILL NEVER HURT YOU reviews
edward lissions to a great song of much meaning! before breaking dawn just read! and reveiw;
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Edward - Complete
fool proof reviews
bella killes her self. what will edward doo? read to find out.plz R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Edward - Complete
what edward really is reviews
bella desides that edward inst really a vampire. plz R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the day charlie found out reviews
what will happen when charlie finds out edwards a vampire?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
revenge reviews
edward plays a trick on bella, what will bella do to get revenge? plz R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
songs that reming me of twilight reviews
this is a list of songs that remind me of twilight
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
fadeing away reviews
edward was to late when he got at the ballet studio. now its 6 months later and hes still trying to deal with the pain of losing bella
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
numb reviews
what if bellas to late in new moon. what will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella - Complete
the mystery of the missing socks reviews
one day all of the cullens socks go missing wh ois the culpit? read to find out this is my first fanfic so plz R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete