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Name: Rhia or Jane mostly

Age: 21

Truthfully I have a lot of stories written it just comes down to whether or not someone can search through my grammer and find the story that's hidden (quite deep in my opinion) behind it. I do have people that bug me about saying they can but they're never online anymore and other people I can see being okay with it I just don't want to bother them
I like to RP and think I'm not horrible at it but I'm a REALLY slow responder. Mostly when I have to play a character. Otherwise if I get to make them up (unless I need to do research for my answer) I respond pretty quickly.

My DeviantArt: http://thenajane.deviantart.com/

"What if something happens? What if something happens before tomorrow and you never knew? What if I never told you? I like you."

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Arrhythmia by Rabidnar reviews
She has a thing for sappy romance movies; the cliche kind where people tearfully declare their love then kiss in the pouring rain. They make her wonder if love is really as intense as it looks and, if it is, what it will feel like when someone knocks the wind out of her one day. Triple Treble.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 165,620 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [Aubrey P., Chloe B.] Beca M.
Ideation of a Beautiful Mind by pictureswithboxes reviews
The busy work kept her mind at ease, stopped her thoughts from wandering to unsavoury places, her body from unsavoury practices. AU: Aubrey Posen is a prodigy with a secret.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,169 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Aubrey P., Chloe B.
Pieces of My Heart by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
When Jasper left Texas five years ago, he left Alice broken and hurt. He also left behind a little some thing else. Now he's back, but how will he feel when he finds out all he has missed? All Human. Canon. somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,195 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Time MachineTM by Patchworkcrows reviews
Crack-fic. During an average night, Jane, Midna, and Serenity encounter Minish Vaati-whom Sere had brought back with the Time Machine TM in a big conspiracy. Jane and Midna try to protect the young Minish, but, what will happen as they mess with time?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5458 - Favs: 7,872 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What I Live For by Aieika reviews
Alice…" I tested and she stirred in her sleep. "Alice," I repeated smiling. It fit. She was what Alice had told me to live for, and I lived for Alice. Why not?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Jasper
A Friend of Rage by Kaylee Tam reviews
River comes across a friend from the Academy.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2008 - River - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Eighteenth Story by stress reviews
COMPLETE: Four times when Rosalie saved Emmett -- and one time she let him be the hero. EmmettxRosalie, set Pre-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Please, Bella? by Filtered-Rain reviews
One shot of Bella and Alice. Alice gives Bella a makeover at Macys. Drabble.....
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
No Life Without Fashion by tospeakof reviews
...or Jasper! The modern-day meeting of Jasper and Alice. My first fanfic - constructive criticism is appreciated! All human, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,484 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
To Keep Jane Safe by Kebire reviews
Aro knows he shouldn’t be so attached to the child. She’s a guard, a weapon, not a pet or, god forbid, a daughter. Aro & Jane family fic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Alice's Disorder by Eternally Dazzled reviews
Charlie gets the idea that Alice has an eating disorder. Poor Alice is forced to eat HUMAN FOOD and LOTS OF IT! Will he stop at nothing to help her with her "disorder"? ------- ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 292 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Shade Run by Jaynesdingleberries reviews
Post BDM. Miranda wasn’t the only secret River learned from Parliament, she also learned where they got the Pax from…and one of its first test subjects. Chapter 23 submitted.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Jayne, River
Secret Santa by Rissohma reviews
Edward is given a 30 dollar spending limit for Bella's Christmas present... but will he abide by the rules or find a loophole? FLUFF! One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Room by Saiyachick reviews
Edward and Alice didn't get off on the right foot when they first met. Alice stole his room, but she explains the real reason why she moved into Edward's room. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Alice, Edward - Complete
First Impressions by Before the Sun Sets reviews
The first time Mimi saw Angel, she knew they’d hit it off. PreRENT, so sadly, no AC yet. Based off of Mimi’s eulogy at Angel’s funeral. Oneshot. Very short.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Angel D., Mimi M. - Complete
Friendship by Detective Jazz Dever reviews
I knew we hit it off the moment we met. But just how DID the strong, motherly drag queen and the wild exotic dancer meet? Find out by reading this. Will most likely be a oneshot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Mimi M., Angel D. - Complete
I'll Vote No by sillybella reviews
Inside Rosalie's head.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
White Rose reviews
After a vision, Alice decides to visit an old friend.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Alice - Complete