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I'm Haleigh (pronounced "Hay-lee"). I'm a freshman at a Minnesotan college near where I grew up. I want to major in history, but psychology and English will be my secret passions forever, and ever, and always.

I tend to stick with one forum at a time, because I have a tendency to develop incredible obsessions that don't leave room for others. Writing quality and content is important to me. I don't read lightly, just because I never have extra time on my hands, what with my commitments as a tutor, librarian, volunteer, and a student. For that reason my respect for the authors on this site is bottomless. You are creative, passionate, courageous, and devoted people. That's why when it comes to fanning, I don't flame. Before you say something, you should ask yourself three things; whether it is kind, whether it is necessary, and whether it is true. If it's two out of three, then it's worth of saying.

I'm an INFJ. I'm an introvert, and my favorite things to do include donating blood, reading, helping and teaching, and crafting. I wouldn't be able to live without smoothies, Harry Potter, or bacon. I believe in the Oxford comma. I do. I do. ("I believe in fairies! I do! I do!...)

Happy reading! And happy writing.

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Break the Ice by Orange Sherbet reviews
So it's bad enough that Tsunade is making me join the Konoha BOYS hockey team, but now that I'm an official member I have to deal with one loud mouth blond, one angry ginger, one sexually frustrated Uchiha and a boy with an obvious dog fetish. FML.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sakura H.
The Language of Knots by hobbitsdoitbetter reviews
Prisoner, Jailer. Trickster, Trick. The past comes back to haunt Loki as he awaits judgement for his crimes. But with the Norns out for justice, the Avengers out for payback and the Chitauri out for blood, all that stands between him and a painful death may be childhood sweetheart Sigyn- Now the Valkyrie charged with his protection. But can Sigyn be trusted?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,683 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Instant Message by Keelah reviews
She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 266,286 - Reviews: 3457 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Pathology by Tonshi reviews
After his play for power on Midgard, Loki returns to Asgard to face justice. Odin thinks him irreparably damaged, but Thor believes Eir, Goddess of Medicine, to be the key. Can she give Loki the kind of healing he needs?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 116,456 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Loki - Complete
Preparations for the Winter by psychmaster reviews
Odin has taken notice of the bright and thoughtful Lady Sigyn. He betroths her to his son Loki, but was the decision he made a truly wise one? And how will Loki and Sigyn grow within and around their engagement, both together and as individuals? Loki/Sigyn, currently pre-Thor.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,955 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Loki
The Sky is Falling by xXfireXflyXx reviews
To atone for his sins, Loki is sent back to Earth, powerless, in order to learn to appreciate the human race. Max, a small town grad student, has finally decided to kick her worthless roommate out, and needs another one to afford her apartment. Awful part-time jobs, college weirdness, and obscure feelings ensue during the God of Mischief's quest to gain his powers back.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 320,069 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Loki - Complete
Burned by NoPenNoInk reviews
Lucy Levins isn't dead, though sometimes she wishes she was. Forced to face the truth about her fabricated life, Lucy must learn to live with her less than perfect reality and cope with her new-found abilities. But when her past comes to haunt her, will Lucy be able to walk away from all she has ever known? Or will she get burned?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B.
Fix You by dreaZALA reviews
After Thor stopped Loki from destroying Jotunheim, he saved him from falling into the void. For his punishment, Odin strips Loki of his powers and sends him to Earth to repent for his actions, in hopes that he will learn humility there as Thor did. Will a certain woman thaw his frozen heart, or will his anger defeat him?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,941 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki
Not Forgotten by latessitrice reviews
A girl without a past. A girl whose only memories cannot be real. She's in SHIELD's hands now, but the past will catch up with her soon enough, and the whole world may suffer for it.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,249 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Loki - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
some assembly required by runawaygoddess reviews
When friends suck, complete strangers are always the people to turn to. Unless they might be axe murderers. In which case, it's probably best not to move in with them. Unless you're desperate. Which she is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,219 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Touch by NoPenNoInk reviews
Loki came to Earth to destroy and conquer. The problem? A mortal named Lucy, who doesn't seem to be as human as she looks.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,653 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Loki - Complete
Curse by LilithiaRW reviews
Loving him had always been her curse. But Sakura refuses to crumble to it. No matter how often the curse rips her heart apart... she will stand strong. Sasuke has another thing coming. So this drama fic had more humor than I planned hehe. whoops ;
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Say by selandora reviews
This time, Sakura will fight against Sasuke. Because this time, Naruto's the one at stake. narusakusasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,416 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Counterclockwise by The Loser Lord reviews
I'm almost certain that this was the Fourth Shinobi War moments ago, so why am I waiting for Kakashi-sensei with Naruto and Sasuke-kun in a fully intact Konoha? – SasuSaku. UNDER RECONSTRUCTION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,456 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Sakura H.
Omega by ToxiNeena reviews
Omega: The Greek word for 'the end'. Uzumaki Naruto attacks Hyuuga Hinata's father after mistaking him for a pedophile and Uchiha Sasuke curses the auto correct function on his iPhone after sending a text to Haruno Sakura. Their lives are officially over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
New Legends by whatsername911 reviews
It's been 7 years since the 4th Great Shinobi War and from the ashes a new generation is rising. Join Team 4 under their sensei, the legendary Sakura Haruno as they face old friends and new enemies alike in a world forever altered. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Perfect Strangers by Immortality Is Overrated reviews
This isn’t just your typical high school love story. No, not the love of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura. It’s impossible for it to be typical. After all, they barely know each other, right? I mean, who would fall in love with a complete stranger?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,785 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Defense Mechanism by iTravel reviews
When Sasuke returns Tsunade delivers his punishment: With the help of Sakura and Naruto, return to Sound and rebuild everything Orochimaru neglected. Sakura has a mission of her own, however, and it's more lethal than she originally thought. SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,582 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
One Step Forward, Two Steps Back by chewing.on.PEARLS reviews
One step forward: I found Sakura; two steps back: she's seeing someone else, and apparently, she despises me...Sasusaku, plz R&R, COMPLETED chap 15 up, Lemon! CHANGED MY PEN NAME: Princesssayuri1 :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,855 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Abuse of Rhetorics by isaf007 reviews
Over dinner, Robin must give Starfire 'The Talk'. Chaos, double entendres, and poorly made jokes ensue.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Everything Is Alright by Neon Genesis reviews
When Sasuke returned to Konoha, it took him a while to understand his feelings for one Haruno Sakura: he wanted a mother. But what he found was so much more. SasuSaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
f a d e 衰 by precarious mind reviews
.."Do I feel imaginary?" ..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,603 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fall For You by CtrlAltFngrl reviews
Sakura thinks she's never going to see Sasuke again, despite what Naruto thinks. Fate, however, thinks differently. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,483 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Ultimate Week by Whipped Coffee reviews
Living off of 1,500 yen for a week doesn't seem like much, does it? Well, throw in scheming friends, an arrogant opponent, and an annoying cameraman who doesn't leave you alone. Yes, this is the ultimate week.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,234 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Tenten, Neji H.
C rossfir E by T a C o C a T reviews
Sakura was certain that her mysterious, attractive next-door neighbor was a serial killer, insane, or the toothfairy. Little did she know, Sasuke's story was much more complex and dramatic, and she was about to get thrown into the middle of it. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,798 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Y o H o by T a C o C a T reviews
When the pirates whisked her away, Lieutenant Uchiha Sasuke charged valiantly after his fiancee only to find himself defeated by and prisoner to Haruno Sakura. Now he must choose: Submit, obey, and join or W a l k T h e P l a n k. SASuSAKu NARuHiNA Au
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,293 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Constellations by Vampyre Heartbreak reviews
AU. Boy meets girl. Girl is beautiful. Boy doesn't care. They proceed to squabble over a chair like a couple of freakin' children. -SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno, KakaAnko, AsuKure- Based loosely on Twilight... very loosely.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,467 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Contentious Heart by elle6778 reviews
This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,720 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lift Me Up by Jouaient reviews
Sakura never liked her job as a hotel security guard. But when she discovered the strange things people do in lifts, it was pure entertainment. That is, until a raven haired man stepped into one of the elevators. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
get a life by the mockingjay reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I'm vaguely positive I just met my Soulmate. It's a pity he just called me fat. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Daddy's 10 rules by MiHA0X7 reviews
Sasuke's daughter is going on a date, but before that, Sasuke has a word or two with the lucky boy. Oh yes, this will be fun. Implied SasuSaku. R&R please! Rated teen for some parts. EDIT: RULES WERE NOT WRITTEN BY ME.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear MrJournal by wolfrun1 reviews
Itachi's dead. Sasuke's fine with that. But when Tobi gives him an old diary, will he still be fine? What happened to Itachi? Why did he turn his back on Sasuke? The truth is revealed with three misspelled words: "Deer Mr.Jurnal". Don't worry, its funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cigarette Addict by biancaBOMB reviews
What happens when Sasuke doesn't have a cigarette. What happens when Sakura was the one who took them. SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Facade by vodkalust reviews
Akatsuki have become desperate. Little time is left to capture the last jinchuuriki - Naruto. What will they resort to in order to finally lay their hands on him and is all as it seems? What do they want us to believe and what's the truth? ItachixSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,514 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.