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Author has written 24 stories for 1984, Harry Potter, Merlin, and Torchwood.

.:lege et lacrima:.

Formerly one person, this account (lege et lacrima) is now in fact TWO people: Legs and Lacrima.

"lege et lacrima" is Latin for "Read it and weep", and that is what we intend to do with this account: make you read our work, and make you weep. That would be all those onions in the pantry, sorry.

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Legs

Legs was the founder of this account, which, you know, makes her the cool one. Her main domain is the Harry Potter world, but she’s not afraid to venture into other territory. She wrote her first fanfic at the age of ten – shamefully, it was an OC-fic involving herself, her then-best friend, the Golden Trio and a red ball. It will most certainly never be posted on this website. Since then, however, Legs has gone onto greater things, including lots of stories about minor characters that no-one else really likes and/or cares about, such as Anthony Goldstein and Percy Weasley (who, incidentally, are two of her favourites). Being an opinionated young lady, she has lots of strong views on fanon and canon and the interplay between them, particularly within the Harry Potter fandom. For example, she despises the creation of “Audrey”, Percy’s supposed wife, and wishes that maybe, just maybe, a few people in Harry Potter could have stayed “single”. She also dislikes it when you pair Hermione and Ron with anyone but each other, and she really doesn’t like Harry, at all, which is evident in her writing. In other fandoms, too, she is very picky about what she reads, and tends towards the funny and romantic. But she can do angst, too, if she’s in the mood.
Mostly she just really likes slash.

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Lacrima

Lacrima, the less prolific but arguably more attractive half of this dangerous duo, is quite clearly the cool one. Due to an almost herpes-like procrastination problem, she may not update very often, but when stuff is posted it’s generally a very healthy dose of humourous fun. And gayboys. And every now and then some unbridled angst. With gayboys. With a varied taste in fandoms and pairings (some of which are quite incriminating and have been dropped after a brief addiction, some of which are so obscenely incriminating that Legs doesn’t even know about them. Shh.), Lacrima never ceases to stop enjoying reading and writing and secretly fangirling in public. She too has her opinions about things fandom- and fanfic-related, but respects other people’s decisions to be bonered by some pretty whack stuff. Ignoring any early failed/abandoned, meagre attempts at Fanfiction (and a blatant rip-off of Animorphs as a ten year old, also abandoned and unfinished), Lacrima’s first attempt at proper pre-existing-character-playing-with was a Legs-fuelled dare, in which she offered to write something in exchange. While Legs’ bribery went to go on to be the most successful fic released by the dynamic duo, Lacrima’s got abandoned after about three and a half chapters. Huh, bit of a trend there. Either way, she’s now gone on to be a mildly constructive member of society, and hopefully won’t give up on any more fics.
No promises, though.

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Shit we ship:

Oliver/Percy, Remus/Sirius, Dumbledore/Grindelwald, Anthony/Terry [Harry Potter]; Merlin/Arthur [Merlin]; Jack/Ianto, Jack/Alonso [Torchwood/Doctor Who]; Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Butters [South Park]; Sherlock/John [BBC Sherlock]

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Stuff we don't mind:

James/Lily, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna, Severus/Lily [Harry Potter]; Gwen/Lance [Merlin]

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Stuff we really don't like at all, thanks:

Hermione/anyone but Ron, Harry/anyone, Snape/book-era students, Tonks/Lupin, Percy/Audrey [Harry Potter]; Gwen/Jack [Torchwood]

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Other Stuff:

31.7.'11 - I hope all of you are following our tumblr. Because now there will be stories on there about a new set of characters we've created. They're Hogwarts OCs, but they have nothing to do with canon so they can't go on this site. Still, we'd love it if you hop onto the tumblr and check them out. See below!

27.4.'11 - There is now a tumblr page where you can access a good helping of L&L-related art. Well, drawings that Legs has done for some of the stories. Who knows, maybe you'll even see a Lacrima drawing one day. That WOULD indeed be a rarity. Maybe you should follow the blog just in case... ;D
Here's the link:

NEWS FLASH! The amazing Deviant Artist MoMoCookie (ZombieMops here on FF.net) has drawn some art for the story "Ruled By Secrecy", which Legs won in a competition. Follow this link to fun times! (The RBS one is the second to the left) :

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A Cure For Nightmares (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
1976-1978, Non-Magic AU: There's a mysterious new boy at St Godric's boarding school, and Sirius can't stop thinking about him, but the secret Remus is keeping might break Sirius's heart. Underage sex, drug use, self-harm, past sibling death, past child sexual abuse, PTSD. Liberties taken with British boarding school culture. Edited May 2014, podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,534 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2010 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
Remus Lupin: BAMF by Sasparilla123 reviews
He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,990 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
First Night Out by verityburns reviews
As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Hell And Back Again by Froody reviews
Sirius was not the sort to collapse in a heap and be quiet about it. He'd left the compartment to get the hell away, and get away he would. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Had Coffee by verityburns reviews
...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sought by browneyedkat reviews
The Irish seeker seeks a keeper. Lynch/Connolly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2011 - A. Lynch, Connolly - Complete
The Things You Hide by verityburns reviews
Sherlock and John have been working and living together for nearly a year, each finding the other's friendship to be the one thing they would not risk or want to live without. Until something happens to disturb the status quo... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bring your own sun by alirodina reviews
It's not about completing someone, but complementing them. Sirius Black is a social worker and Remus Lupin writes erotic stories. Non-magical AU. Rated for language and mentions of drug abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Never Doubt Me by Strawberry-Green-Girl reviews
Oliver get's over-excited after winning a Quidditch match, and Percy proves that assuming, will get you nowhere. Percy/Oliver. Rated for brief language and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Like You Always Are by CircadianDance reviews
By the time they're both naked and have somehow ended up on the floor, Audrey's rug bunched up and digging into Percy's back, Oliver feels like Percy never left. Percy/Oliver
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Carnival by Percentile reviews
"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,180 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Anniversaries by Tondayala Cherise Dupre reviews
Anniversaries can say a lot about a couple. For Teddy and James, they have often been tipping points in their lives. Warnings for fluff, glow-in-the-dark condoms, and non-traditional storytelling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - James S. P., Teddy L.
There's Something You Don't See Everyday by prosaictragedy reviews
Instead of walking in on Percy and Penelope, Ginny comes across Percy in a surprising position with a surprising person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Layers of shadow by Inkfire reviews
Terry Boot wasn't someone that interesting, all in all - but he sure knew how to keep a secret. Round Six of the 34 stories, 106 reviews challenge on the HPFC forum, also fitting the Secrets challenge on xoxLewrahxox's forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Terry B., Anthony G. - Complete
5 Times Percy Thought Oliver was Beautiful and 1 by Ladyhuntress36 reviews
5 Times Percy Thought Oliver was Beautiful and 1 Time Oliver Did Something About It. Prefect Percy Weasley has a huge and secret crush on Oliver Wood. Resigned to love him from afar he forgets that secrets don't stay secret for long at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Two of a Kind by Ceestar reviews
ONE SHOT Percy's quiet afternoon is interrupted by an exhausted Oliver Wood's entrance into the 7th year boy's dormitory. Kicking off a conversation made for pure courtesy, Percy discovers that he and the Quidditch Captain are not all that differe
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Mud by The Human Kite reviews
"Without orange, all blue does is sit around and mope and write songs about hybrid cars." Stan watches Kyle paint. *Repost because I changed accounts*
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Everything's perfect, almost by Ilikefairylights reviews
They were out of the way, behind one of the huge pumpkins, in the part of the hall nobody could see, but they were dancing. RL/SB slash, James' point of view. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Worst Prison by Schermionie reviews
It's been years, but Sirius will still sometimes catch sight of Remus and think about how much he used to want him. Memory's a funny thing... Post-Sirius/Remus drabble, for pippi55.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
It's moments like those by Ilikefairylights reviews
It's too soon, it all happened so suddenly, this change in the air, even though you know it's been building for months and months and you should have expected it, been more ready for this. RL/SB slash, Remus' point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Great Body Switching Incident of '76 by Froody reviews
The Marauders somehow swap bodies during the night. James is squashy, Sirius is an angel, Peter is a lady-killer, and Remus is scared for his life. Mayhem and mischief abound! -Hints at R/S and L/J-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
As the Drunk Crow Flies by somethingcool reviews
Kyle's reaction to Stan coming out results in a very confusing twenty-four hours. Style, one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Harry Potter, in a Nutshell by Schermionie reviews
/For Scarlet Sparkle./ Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: "Her skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever," said the bloody message on the wall. - A few hours later: "Ginny! You're safe!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Why We Fight by JBird7986 reviews
ONE-SHOT. During the Battle of Hogwarts, Anthony Goldstein contemplates his role in things, and recalls a promise he once made...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Anthony G. - Complete
Sunset by Yaomi's Ink reviews
The horizon was for those with the courage to reach out and grasp it, and Percy was liquid fire in his arms, an eternal sunrise and sunset.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Meant to Make You Shine by Karinae reviews
It was the first Potter-Weasley gathering since the majority of the family had graduated so James assumed things would be interesting, especially with what he planned to announce, but he never expecting things to get this wild. Slash Teddy/James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,966 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Teddy L., James S. P. - Complete
Don't Look Back Into The Sun by Froody reviews
James' eyebrows inched higher and higher. "So Moony has to do whatever you ask? Anything?" - Remus and Sirius have struck a deal. But where's Sirius going with this? And what happens if Remus says no? R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,874 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Christmas at the Pendragon Institute by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Part 3 in the Pendragon Institute series. A 3-shot in which the museum staff celebrates the end of the year. Morgana's mysterious, Uther looms on the horizon, Mordred approaches puberty, and visions of commitment are dancing in Arthur's head. AU slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,420 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hollow Faith by Schermionie reviews
Fred dreamt big, and sometimes it drove George mad, how much faith he put in the goodness of the world. - Fred/George oneshot, for echoing noise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - [George W., Fred W.] - Complete
Little Star by eprime reviews
Sirius is sorted into Slytherin and attempts to walk the line between his affection for a skinny werewolf and pureblood expecations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,752 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,101 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Trip and Fall by QuirkQuirk reviews
Remus is in the bad habit of falling… in more ways than one. Luckily, Sirius is there to catch him. Sirius/Remus. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,054 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Abeyance by 0oxymoronic0 reviews
Quiet lives on the hillside, the type you can only find in places like this in the world. Percy/Oliver.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by allikitty699 reviews
It's cold out, and Oliver doesn't want Percy to leave. Fluffy Christmas songfic. PW/OW slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Outside the Pendragon Institute by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Sequel to "Inside the Pendragon Institute." Arthur, Assistant Director of the well-known museum of medieval art, plans a summer visit to London with the Institute's newest and most gifted conservator, Merlin Emrys. What could possibly go wrong? AU Merthur
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,326 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Conclusions by Withershins reviews
Sirius and Remus are acting oddly and James, despite his best intentions, can't help but jump to wild conclusions. SBRL slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sartorial Elegance by Gasara reviews
Chandler doesn't realise the implications of insisting on a more professional dress code. Chandler/Kent.
Whitechapel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Love Like Quicksilver by A-Spirit reviews
I want to be the boy you fall for while everyone else is falling for you. ARTHUR/MERLIN.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Of Magic Mirrors and Poisoned Apples by NateintheAttic reviews
Arthur/Merlin. Humor, fluff. Featuring an evil-step father, a destiny-spouting wood cutter, six dames and one not-dame, magic, two princes and one true love's kiss. A Merlin adaption of "Snow White"
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Some Percy Love by Schermionie reviews
Because Neville may have been the reason the Cauldron was Leaky, but Percy was the only one who knew how to fix it. - Percy/Everyone Ever. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Percy W. - Complete
Natural Occurrences in Order of Need to Live by Writing2Death reviews
Arthur has a list in his head of Reasons Why He Loves Merlin. There are currently 327 reasons on that list. Merlin/Arthur, Fluff, Slash, Modern!AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Stalking Sirius by remuslives23 reviews
Reluctant paparazzo, Remus Lupin, manipulates his way into rock star, Sirius Black's, life, hoping for a scoop that will kick start his flagging career. Instead, he finds himself torn between his growing feelings for Sirius, and the article of a lifetime.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,793 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
Waiting by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
James often wondered why he reacted so strongly to seeing Teddy Lupin kissing his cousin Victorie. It took him until the summer of Sixth Year to fully understand. Teddy/James twoshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Imprinted by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Arthur Pendragon and Merlin Emrys meet as children. As students. At uni. As young adults. At work. Hmmm. It takes a while, but destiny clearly has something in mind for them. AU slash. Complete.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Simon Says by youremyqueen reviews
Nathan's a lover, not a fighter, so when he does have to fight, he strikes for the erogenous zones. Nathan/Simon
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Nathan Y., Simon B. - Complete
Speechless by starrtrek reviews
Percy would rather be Minister of Magic than be with Oliver. Oliver Wood/Percy Weasley SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Inside the Pendragon Institute by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Arthur is Assistant Director at a museum of medieval art. Morgana's the senior curator. Lance is the armour specialist, Gwen works with tapestries and textiles. Merlin is a new employee with a reputation for quirky brilliance. My first AU, please review.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,017 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Absolutely Zero by EruditeWitch reviews
Oliver can’t compete with Percy’s job, but Percy has more secrets than he ever understood. Can he bring Percy back from a dark place? Oliver/Percy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,168 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Twelve Fail Safe Ways to Charm Werewolves by Froody reviews
“I am enlisting your aid, Monsieur Moony,” James said in portentous tone, “as mischief-maker to mischief-maker, and lonely soul to lonely soul.” - In which Remus offers love advice, James drives Lily to insanity, and Sirius gets his hands on a book. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
James Bond Eat Your Heart Out by grave-walker reviews
Merlin/Arthur AU, loosely based on movie Debs. Arthur is the top student at spy school and Merlin is notorious evil genius. However rivalry isn't the only thing these two boys are feeling, can Arthur resist or will he forsake his friends and his country?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,281 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
There's A Hole In Your Logic by jasmine roselee reviews
COMPLETE AU. Slash. Remus Lupin has a new neighbour. Who is it? None other than Sirius Black, of course. Chapters get better as you go along!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,494 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Moments of Temptation by Schermionie reviews
We all have our moments of temptation. For Percy Weasley, it's coming across a boy that he is kind of, sort of friends with serving a detention that he is kind of, sort of responsible for. Percy/Oliver pre-slash, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2010 - [Oliver W., Percy W.] - Complete
Rusty Blood by Incy Little Spider reviews
Early mornin and there's strange noises coming from the bathroom. It seems that Rick has hurt himself and now all the boys especially a certain medical student will have to see what the big fuss is about
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Complete
Sense of reality by Madam Mimm reviews
In desperate need of cash, Bernard signs Black Books up to be the focus of a new Reality TV show. Unfortunately, being in the public eye is much harder than Bernard, Manny or Fran could ever have imagined. T for language
Black Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,660 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
Piecewise Function by brightened reviews
Drunken sex is not the best way to start a relationship. Nor is it the best way to start a story if you want it to not suck. Stan doesn't want either of those things, because he's not gay and won't be talking about that night anytime soon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,099 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Spy Game by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
Honest to God, it all made him smile. Non-magic AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,067 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What's Past is Prologue by ChudleyCanons reviews
Modern AU. It is Merlin's 26th birthday but Arthur has to work and hasn't given Merlin his present yet. A series of flashbacks tell the story of how they met and how their relationship developed. Again the title is Shakespeare's. Not mine.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
You Can Never Go Back by The Brat Prince reviews
Everyone told me I had potential. Everyone thought I’d be a star. No one thought I’d lose my full ride to one of the most prestigious universities in the Northeast Corridor because I partied too hard and just couldn’t finish my degree...Slash, Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,055 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Unforgiven by Special Patrol Groupie reviews
Vyvyan Basterd, now in his mid-40s and an established trauma surgeon in the United States, is forced to confront his past. **COMPLETED** Subject to revision.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
I'm Not Insane, I'm Catholic by Cinvxten reviews
The Bible tells me so? Hold your four horsemen of the Apocolypse for just a second... when was the last time the Bible actually spoke to you? For Stan it was, well... just yesterday. Technically, it was God he spoke with. But damn, is He an asshole!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,868 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Perfectly Unreasonable Punishment by DistractionPie reviews
Zacharias Smith was honest to a fault. He could be blunt and mean and he deserved almost every punishment he got. One punishment he didn't deserve was to be stuck in detention, unsupervised, with his almost-kinda-not-a-crush - Justin Finch-Fletchley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Zacharias S., Justin F. - Complete
Six Degrees of Seperation by j. alfred prufrock reviews
Everyone has a friend who has a cousin who has a co-worker who has a sister who knows your mum and so you can never get away. It’s the like six degrees of separation only worse. Percy/Oliver slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Percy W. - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
God Save the Queen by Ben Barrett reviews
When Kyle returns to South Park for the reading of Kenny's will, parody ensues. Rips on a lot of great stories. Rated T for language. Slash. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
2013 by Cinvxten reviews
After the historically short WW3 ended with a nuclear bang, America is left with a new government. But could these dark times be enough to destroy what was thought to be most powerful? Love and friendship? South Park, Alternate Universe, rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Hospital Beds by anathemawrites reviews
Max didn't expect to return from the battlefields alive, much less in the hands of a Limey nurse. AU. Max/Jude.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/25/2008
Playtime by icypinkpop reviews
While in the midst of an epic tickle-fight, Kyle gets an unexpected surprise. Stan/Kyle Friendship. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Marriage Is What You Make It by writteninhaste reviews
High School AU. They say happiness in marriage is purely chance - that it can occur, if you're married to someone good. But what happens when your marriage is the result of a school project and you didn't get a say in choosing your spouse? A/M. Slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,537 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Natural by RBTL reviews
James is gay. Teddy is gay. They are living together--but only because Harry has rejected them both. Teddy doesn't like James that way. Why would he? James is his god-brother! Teddy just wants to take care of him. Teddy/James, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Teddy L., James S. P. - Complete
Thunderstorms by Hyuuga Mikashi reviews
There's a storm outside, and Kyle's gone missing. Stan's goes to look for him, learning about Kyle's fear of storms and realizing his feelings about his best friend. He just hopes he doesn't get killed in the process of his search. StanKyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I Wanna Hold Your Hand by RainGoddess2040 reviews
Mudey, Jax, Max/Jude fic. Yeah, I'll tell you something I think you'll understand... I wanna hold your hand. Named after the song.
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
deja vu by kyleisgod reviews
A story for lovers and haters of Stan x Kyle fan fiction.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Not Guilty by TakeMeOrLeaveMe2010 reviews
Max takes Jude's shirt. Some cuteness ensues. Max/Judeish. A small touch of Jude/Lucy. -oneshot- Reading and Reviewing would be lovely!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
SPIN THE BOTTLE by FuzzyCat reviews
Percy/Oliver slash of coarse. Percy is a rule follower, Oliver the breaker. So how can a simple muggle game break all their rules and bring two opposites closer together ? Warning - Oliver used Quidditch analogy a lot here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
The Graduates by lowo-chan reviews
Our favourite South Park boys have finally graduated, but what's on their minds? Nothing other than getting drunk, blackmail, and hot boys of course. Rated Teen for Language. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Dangers of Writing a Love Letter by radical-rebel reviews
Remus writes Sirius a letter - a letter that he believes will never be seen by anyone except for himself. Only, other people do see it. And suddenly life becomes rather stressful. Three-shot. SBRL. Yes, this is slash; if you don't like it, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,832 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Writing on the Wall by unemployed reviews
The exploits of a lost and confused boy. Style. Oneshot. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
You're The Funny Little Frog In My Throat by EvilEatingSanta reviews
Little snapshots of life as seen through the eyes of our two lovely boys, Max and Jude. Max/Jude; intended 2-shot. Title is a song by Belle and Sebastian. Rated T for language.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Overrun by Queen Galux reviews
Chapter One: In which Vexen complains, Larxene enters in, and our story begins. Title and summary not reflect full story at all. See inside. ::Story Updates Currently in La-La-Land : Expect Little to None and Ye Shall Receive ::
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Vexen
A Little More Trouble COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
Peter will win a bet if Sirius and Remus come out before the rest of the school. Trouble is, they know. So Peter and James have to find a way to make them. RLSB. Slash. Sequel to Double Trouble. Formerly titled Catch a Quaffle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,391 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Double Trouble COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
A spell cast during the Christmas holidays of the marauders' sixth year at Hogwarts brings duplicates of James, Sirius, Remus and Peter from a parallel world into their own. Full summary inside. Slash. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,931 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Cultivation by Raiegki Leviathan reviews
[Alternate Universe : Inspired by Final Fantasy VIII] Welcome to Radiant Garden, where students grow up to be professional Heartless exterminators. [Roxas x Sora][Vexen x Larxene][Axel x Demyx x Marluxia]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,478 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006
Awkwardly Crazy by TamTikitigo reviews
Percy Weasley knew that he was awkward, and he even knew that he was a tad bit crazy. He just didn't know HOW awkward and crazy he really was. PWOW oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Plein Air For Two by Eloise Lovelace reviews
Percy just wants to do his job, not another guy... at least until the portraits of Messrs. Padfoot and Moony take over his office. Sequel to Trompe L'Oeil for Two. Slash: Percy and Oliver, also Remus and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,192 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Trompe L'Oeil For Two by Eloise Lovelace reviews
Messrs. Moony and Padfoot are far from a still life, even if they're technically dead. RemusxSirius slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
After Everything's Said and Done by BroflovskiFan reviews
StanKyle. New feelings are unearthed between the boys when they return to South Park after their first university terms for winter break. Chaos and hilarity ensues.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,964 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Psychic BS by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,484 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Phone Call by Semine Midnight reviews
A crazy slash pairing. Please don't tar and feather me. Foaly makes an important call... Rating for language and risque dialogue.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Foaly, Mulch D.
In A Time Of Uncertainty by Marauder reviews
Years ago Percy and Oliver were together but an unfortunate combination of circumstances and lies split them up. Now, after the Ministry has officially announced Voldemort's return, they attempt to be a couple again. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,913 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Everything to Everyone by Kimagure reviews
Mostly, this is just my attempt at Percy's character...there's also some Percy/Oliver slashiness. A kind of 'what if Percy really didn't ~want~ to work at the Ministry' ficcie. ^-^;;;
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2001 - Percy W.
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Sex, Communism and Other Subversive Activities reviews
NOTE: This story is in the process of being re-written and when it is finished it will be moved to AO3 and posted under the same title. I will add a chapter to the story letting you know when it is reposted. Thanks to everyone who read this :')
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,769 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Presenting: Perfection reviews
James fears he has strayed too far off the family path - so to get back on the right track, he's setting about making everyone personalised Christmas presents. A journey through memory. - JamesII/Teddy - Legs - For the LJ NextGen-Mas -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Sunlight reviews
Sirius despises the sun with every fibre of his being. Remus is going to try to change his mind. Subtitled "Close the F***ing Curtains" - Remus/Sirius - Legs - for the Shaggy Dog Swap on LJ, where I write as binarykittens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Between Love and Hate reviews
In which Percy Weasley forgets everything he's ever learnt, with the help of the Ministry of Magic, 200 languages and Oliver Wood. Sequel to "Ruled by Secrecy". - Percy/Oliver - Rated for safety - Legs - CURRENTLY ON HIATUS sorry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,366 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Percy W., Oliver W.
Question and Answer reviews
James has a burning question for Teddy Lupin. He just can't bring himself to ask it. Yet. - JamesII/Teddy - silliness abounds - Legs -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2011 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Red, White and Blonde reviews
When Gellert Grindelwald came careering into Albus Dumbledore's life, something definitely changed. Whether for better or worse is all a matter of speculation. Modern-day AU. No magic. Grindeldore. -Lacrima-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,257 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G.
Looking & Seeing reviews
Sirius Black does a lot of looking, but he very rarely sees anything. - Slashy one-shot - Sirius/Remus - Legs -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Loyalties reviews
Seven years, seven moments that built a relationship. Zacharias had decided that he didn't need friends. Justin begged to differ. - Slashy one-shot - Legs -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Zacharias S., Justin F. - Complete
A Blue Valentine reviews
Sequel to "A Blue Yule". It isn't just that it's nearing Valentine's Day - things would probably be this confusing and messy for Anthony, Terry and Michael any day of the year... - Seasonal one-shot - Legs -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Anthony G., Terry B. - Complete
Uncovery reviews
Being a Marauder can be terribly hazardous. Especially when Sirius Black dives under your duvet whilst you're naked. Remus/Sirius, rated for language and some sexytimes. Oh my! -Lacrima-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Blue Yule reviews
Ron and Harry weren't the only ones without dates the night before the Yule Ball; Anthony Goldstein, Michael Corner and Terry Boot were having just as much trouble... - Seasonal one-shot - Legs -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Anthony G., Michael C. - Complete
Ruled By Secrecy reviews
In which Percy Weasley discovers a few things about life from Penelope Clearwater, Oliver Wood, and his very own trouser-wand. Percy/Oliver. -Rated up for swearing and sexytime- -Legs-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,859 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Doodles reviews
Modern AU. Merlin and Arthur get bored in class, and whip out their pens for a bit of fun. Rated "T" for "Teenage humour". - Legs -
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Heads And Tails reviews
*INDEFINITE HIATUS!* It's funny how some people can just keep missing each other. - Merlin/Arthur AU - A Lege et Lacrima Collaboration -
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,117 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Keeping Time reviews
For someone to come back to life, they have to die first. Janto oneshot angstfic. - Legs -
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Meanwhile, in Cuba reviews
A series of highly improbable and heavily-cracky events that sometimes try to parody bad melodramatic soaps and sometimes makes no sense whatsoever. Enjoy! -A Lege et Lacrima collaboration-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Complete
The Perilous Nature of High Horses reviews
AU. Arthur Pendragon is a spoilt prat who rides on infallible wings of excellence. Which makes it even harder for him when he fails miserably. Loose appropriation of Austen's 'Emma'. Oneshot, no big emphasis on pairings. - Lacrima-
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hugo Weasley Learns A Lesson In Humility reviews
... In A Most Unlikely Manner. Hugo's been telling tall tales of glory - someone needs to put him in his place! But will anyone actually succeed in doing so? - Hugo/Scorpius epic crack- -Swearing and alluded-to sex- -Legs-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Hugo W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Daffodils For Luna reviews
Luna and Neville have had their ups and downs, but mostly downs... -One-sided Neville/Luna- -Legs-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
The Amazing Adventure of Crookshanks the Wondercat reviews
... In Which The Unthinkable Happens Oh No! . Incredibly silly crack-ey oneshot. Very infrequent swearing, and that's about it. Enjoy! -lacrima-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Crookshanks, Sirius B. - Complete
Potter's Army reviews
All of their kids are named after Harry's heroes. What does Ginny think of this? Oneshot, full of silliness. -Lacrima-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Trouble In Paradise reviews
Ginny Weasley has been married to Harry Potter for far too long to be healthy, and is starting to get a bit bored. She needs some fun. She needs to change her life. She needs Cormac McLaggen. -Ginny/Cormac- -Harry-bashing- -Legs-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Ginny W., Cormac M. - Complete
Tiara reviews
Tiaras: it started with one, and it'll end because of one. Crabbe/Goyle. -Lacrima-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Gregory G., Vincent C.
2000 reviews
Written as a project for English. Stimulus: A picture of hands in manacles. Where is Mr. Parson's zealous daughter in the future? -Legs-
1984 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete