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Author has written 17 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Bartimaeus Trilogy, and Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師.

*Note! I am no longer using FF.net.


I'd also like to apologize, in advance, for the homophobic and cisgendered content that will appear in some of my stories, and for the overbearing religious ones. I wrote these stories when I was young, and when I didn't know much outside the gender and sexuality norms. Today I look at these and I cringe, but in the interests of preserving old stories so that I can learn from them, I decided not to delete all of them. There may be a lot more problematic content in these old things, and I sincerely apologize if you find them offensive or hurtful. Please, if you do, feel free to tell me in a review-this will show up in my email as opposed to a PM.

Thank you very much for reading these stories, which are my earliest forays into showing my writing to the internet.

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No One Would Believe Me by tiggeranddash reviews
"I will be brave. I will fight. I will get home! I will see my family again! Because I am never fighting alone. Because I do have a reason to go on. Because I will be strong. You hear me universe? I'm not afraid of you! *BOOM *...Well maybe a little."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 219,743 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
Question and Answer with the Thief Gang by skye is the limit reviews
Yup you read it right! It's the Question and Answer fanfic with the Thief Monkeys!....ermm...i mean gang. So click the title and come on in!
Thief Lord - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/16/2007
Up is Down by Captain Lupin Ferus reviews
The high seas and a vacation in the Caribbean...who could resist, right? The Elric brothers certainly can. Unfortunately, they're stuck and they're not alone. Pirates, goddesses and Krakens, oh my! Even Captain Jack Sparrow couldn't have predicted this...
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 346,677 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Edward E.
Seven Souls by TheNextAliceOwO reviews
Soul Eater one-shot collection x3. Most of them are SoulxMaka, but I'll put in some other pairings if I feel like it. Rated T for some sexual content, Black Star's peanut-sized brain, and "the symmetry police." Chapter 13: Love Really IS a Rollercoaster
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,950 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
taming hurricanes by sour gummies reviews
his personal demons aren't the sort that can be slain with needles, and besides, 'saving him' and 'saving yourself' were never mutually exclusive concepts. —post-Sburb, rose/john. kink meme fill.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Rose L., John E. - Complete
Because You're About To Die by Konaxookami reviews
It sucks to know you're about to die. What sucks worse is not being able to tell anyone. But you act cool, breeding frogs like you aren't going to die soon with the girl who will be the last person you will ever see alive. Oh she's also going to kill you
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Carry On by SorainaSkye reviews
Winry gets mad a lot, laughs a lot, and cries a lot. Set after the Promised Day, and Winry deals with the aftermath.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Winry R. - Complete
Passing Notes by nupinoop296 reviews
America/Taiwan fluff oneshot, Gakuen AU. Only troublemakers pass notes, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011 - America, Taiwan - Complete
Centerpiece by purplepedro reviews
Rin Okumura loved to cook. But, why?
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
Red Velvet, Black Velvet by Latia reviews
Rose Lalonde is not familiar with adults. But she knows they aren't supposed to be this nice, dammit! John/Rose, a response to a Captchalogue request
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Rose L., John E. - Complete
Prince Ivan and the Three Kingdoms by The Idiot Alchemist reviews
Russia has woken up to find himself in one of his beloved fairy tales, complete with his fellow nations and a condescending narrator who seems to delight in making him squirm. Will he make it back home, or will he be trapped in the tale forever?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Russia, General Winter
Sealand: A Study by kingofthenorth reviews
Always the artist, Wy decides to engage herself in a painting of someone who is very dear to her, and the color choices she picks out seem to stimulate her emotions in the process.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Wy, Sealand - Complete
CAFÉ EVANS by influenceONchildren reviews
AU. 19 year old Maka Albarn quit her job. Again. Now she's working for Wes Evans at his café. Now she has to deal with obnoxious co-workers, rude customers, and a "Little Demon" who's trying to buy the café! No one said being a waitress was easy. EDITING!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,121 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Pregnancy Log by Signed-Edward Elric reviews
Which is more like Alphonse's eavesdropping log. Or his diary. Either way, he gets to write down everything he wants to about Ed and Winry. Other stuff too. But that's what happens when you ask your younger brother to write a book about your pregnant wife
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,620 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Secrets by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
"They were freaks of nature." Musings on the Nations and how their existence is against all laws of nature.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Switzerland
What One May Never See by Jesse A. Harper reviews
How often do we go by something, and never notice it? Annora Thomas finds out just what she never noticed when flung into a fangirl's dream. There's only one problem, and a serious one at that: She's not a fangirl. DONE - there will be no sequel, ever.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 222,979 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Hello Hurricane by Lady Charity reviews
Sequel to "Táncol?" Elizaveta, Ludwig, Francis, and Antonio are forced to watch Gilbert slowly fade away every day. Chapter 18: "This is where the healing begins."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,311 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Australia's PickUp Line by ninjafox369 reviews
Australia has a special pick-up line that he has reserved just for Liechtenstein. This will not end good.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Australia, Liechtenstein - Complete
Kyoya's notes about Mary Sues by Fomalhaut reviews
Kyoya shares all the information he gathered about Mary Sues with the others. Basically an essay, a parody to be taken lightly. FINALLY UPDATED!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009
Poisonous Creatures by Ireina Kurotsuki reviews
Germany really shouldn't have been surprised to see the young nation with a snake twining around him, and a spider on one hand, happily holding a conversation with the small arachnid. Oneshot. Rated for Oz's swearing. Could be slash if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Australia, Germany - Complete
La Belle Mariée Jeanne by the corrupted quiet one reviews
THIS IS A JEANNE D'ARC STORY Jeanne D'Arc x France. There are some French words too, but it's English mostly. Read and review please
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - France, Jeanne D'Arc - Complete
Between You and Me by Ankaris123 reviews
More-than-one-shot. They used to be one; just North America. Now they were two, and two they will stay. No matter how much they wanted it all back.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,673 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Zero Down by DeepBlueInk reviews
Seven zeroes. Rounds lining up like soldiers, tiny bugs crawling around under Israel's skin, in West's skin, and the ink Prussia can't remember emptying down Israel's sink. Only, he remembers, that the sirens quieted, and then the silence stopped.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Out of the Box by Bonzai-Bunny reviews
There seemed to be a strange cloud lurking over a particular English-speaking country at the meeting. Australia centric. Kink meme fill.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Australia - Complete
I'm Not Jealous! by mousers reviews
Romano helps his brother build a tower, but it doesn't go according to plan. Rated for Lovi's potty mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
A Bathtub Full of Krauts by srslycirce reviews
Sora lands on Earth in 1944 and begins to fight alongside the Allies. But he begins to question whether he should really be fighting the Axis, or if the Allies are manipulating him. And something strange has happened to Prussia, or shall we say SAXPRIUS?
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,144 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sora, Prussia
Light A Match, Make A Wish by Pemmican reviews
As snow fell in midst of the night, a boy wandered the streets with nothing but memories and the bundle of matches in his hand to keep him company... AU Denmark/Norway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,517 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
And Blow your House down by didyouknowanon reviews
Of straw, sticks and bricks. The Axis play the Three Little Pigs; World War Two is not a fairy-tale.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
King Arthur and the Knights of the United Nations by openedlocket reviews
England tells the nations of the legend of King Arthur when England's fairy friends suddenly transport them to Camelot. Now everyone has become part of the legend and it's up to England to get them back to the present.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,039 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
The Beauty of Honesty by NyxSchuyler reviews
Kiku decides to help plant cherry blossoms for Meimei, who is too shy to admit her feelings for him. But then... Kiku confesses that...! Read to find out! -Major Fluff-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Japan, Taiwan - Complete
The Lion's Daughter by LCAAS reviews
In a room in his house England has a Wardrobe. Sometimes he likes to stand and trace the carvings on the door, and remember a Lion's roar
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
Soul Eater for the Teenaged Soul by Fierce Socks reviews
A hundred souls, a hundred themes. 39/100: Every parent learns that their little girl will eventually grow up. Even the legendary ones. For Marshmellowdragon, Winner of the Fairy Cakes and Fiction Awards.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 42,355 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Spirit A./Death Scythe, Kami
Little Sweet Nothings by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Based on the popular fan theory that the province of Saskatchewan is, in fact, the child of Canada and Ukraine, a cute family moment with Matt, Katya, and their infant daughter. Heavy Canada/Ukraine, loads of fluff, OC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
Welcome to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Cinderella by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
So I will dance with Cinderella/ While she is here in my arms / 'Cause I know something the prince never knew/ Oh, I will dance with Cinderella/ I don't want to miss even one song/ 'Cause all too soon the clock will strike midnight/ And she'll be gone...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
From Behind a Closed Door by Evening Hush96 reviews
Japan listens in on what he thinks is South Korea and China doing "it."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2009 - South Korea, China - Complete
The Long Road by Parable reviews
An exraterrestrial invasion sends the Nations of Earth into disarray. Witness the bitter, and increasingly desperate, struggle over the years between the Earth nations - old friends and foes alike - against a greater menace bent on their destruction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - France, Egypt
The reason why Prussia remembers by ninjafox369 reviews
Ever wondered why Gilbert can remember who Matthew is? Inspired by Dane Cook.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
What Was That? by dppokegirl23 reviews
The Hetalia characters encounter the Pokemon kids!
Crossover - Pokémon & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2009
Tulips and Orgasmic Pancakes by VioletzeEcoFreak reviews
Canada has it rough sometimes, being mistaken for his much more obnoxious brother all the time and whatnot, but thankfully he has his two best friends to cheer him up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
J'ai Gange by Tabii reviews
A Francis/Joan of Arc story. '“I win, Angleterre,” he says, “She’s still alive.”' Please read and review? Rating to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2009 - France - Complete
Just a crackfic by AikoujOi reviews
What could happened if Hidekaz and Masashi met. Plus Seishi makes an appearance at the end. No actual characotrs used just mentions of them, Crossover cause it about the two artists.
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2009
Chocolate Chip Cookie Contest by Mird reviews
Mird makes the cast of Fullmetal Alchemist enter a chocolate chip cookie making contest...What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Oneshot, the result of Mird's sudden obsession with crackfics...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Ed's nightmares by Mird reviews
DISCONTINUED
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 16,028 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward E.
The List by amaXdear reviews
100 reasons Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks are cooler than Edward Cullen/Isabella Swan. People are going to hate me... Please read and flame! Edited.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - N. Tonks, Bella - Complete
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Argument by Mird reviews
Ed and Al find the stone, but there's one major drawback: It can only return one of them to normal. no pairings, rated T for language. Last chapter out...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Anti Twilight Association: Why I Hate Twilight by SarcasticTraitor reviews
Why fan girls should just simply give up Twilight and go read some other great book instead...Part 1: Quotes by people all over the world. Fire is APPRECIATED. Go on - we'd love to hear from you.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New Neighbors by Vanilla and Chocolate reviews
I swear this is a plot against me. There’s no way the kid in my Chemistry class can be the real Edward Elric, but everything seems to point in that direction. God must hate me.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,409 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Roundabout by So Guhn reviews
But come join at the hip. America x Taiwan. impl. England/America & Hong Kong/Taiwan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2009 - America, Taiwan - Complete
Flirt by Mird reviews
Roy is a flirt; Ed looks like a girl when he doesn’t put his hair up. Put two and two together. I know it sounds like royed, but it’s not. :D Oneshot. Details inside! Rated T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Twilight: A Review by Tattoo Alchemist reviews
Thoughts, notes, and ideas about Twilight by Stephanie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Complete
Twilight: condensed by Lacuna Inc reviews
Basically, this is a condensed version of Twilight for those not courageous enough to read the original book. I don't blame you. This story is definitely anti-twilight, so if you're a rabid fan, this is not for you.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Pleasure of a Good Rant by kris932 reviews
Bartimaeus never underestimates the pleasure of a good rant.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
Alternate Ending by kasaifusui123 reviews
This is my first attempt at a one shot so plz tell me what you think of it. This is how I would have choosen to end the book Fahrenheit 451. Sorry, I really suck at summaries. It's better than it sounds. plz r&r
Fahrenheit 451 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
The Insanity of Three Girls and the FMA Cast by ElunaX12 reviews
Just as the title states. Most of these were written when I was on a sugar high. Enjoy as your brain is melted. DEAD.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
Snow White and The Eight Dwarves by N.C. Stormeye reviews
Hair as black as ebony, skin as white as snow. Lips as red as blood. Snow White? Maybe, maybe not! A twisted take on my least favorite fairytale featuring my favorite pairing, Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,843 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Roy M., Riza H.
So Far From Home by bookworm389 reviews
Alfons Heidrich was dreaming. At least that’s what his brain kept telling him because there was know way this was happening. There was no way his best friend had dragged him into another world. No way that all Ed’s stories were true. ON HOLD PENDING REDO
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - A. Heidrich
Arachnophobia by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
A peaceful morning turns a bit terrifying for our favorite blonde haired chemist. Post movie. Extremely short ONESHOT. Please review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Romeo & Juliet a la FMA by witchfingers reviews
Yeah. What the title says! [Rated for Romeo's language... go figure XD]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Esaelia and Her Reign of Terror by Tarame reviews
The FMA cast faces the most terrifying enemy yet...a Mary Sue! A la gasp. Chapter two is UP.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006
Sugar & Ed Don't Mix by tsukiflower reviews
Edward gets sugar high, a horror for Alphonse, what's going to happen now? With Extras chapters!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins of Writing Fanfiction by Vanilla Topping reviews
To save poor Mary Sues and fools from the fire of flamers. Maybe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
The Luzhin Defense by Zauberer S reviews
Life as chess. The pieces set. Breda recalls how he became Roy´s. Breda-centric. Spoilers for the whole manga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2005
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Inertia reviews
Mei and her brothers Xiang and Yong Soo attempt to survive the city that raised them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Taiwan, America
365 days of madness reviews
One author attempts to catologue the major and minor events of every single day of the year. **OCs used with discretion.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011
Unrequited reviews
It seems as if she is to be unlucky in love, always. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/18/2011 - America, Taiwan - Complete
They're both useless reviews
Oh, hey, it's Shiemi's birthday! Now what the hell do I get her?
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Shiemi M., Rin O. - Complete
Eagle Smiles reviews
Sequel to Raven Tears, by popular demand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Fairy daft reviews
A short drabble about England in the countryside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
A day in the life of Ed reviews
Just an hour and a half of general mischief with Ed and his son. *Postmanga*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
Luminous reviews
A drabble-really an extended metaphor-about a sun and a star.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - America, Taiwan
Glass reviews
He didn't know why, day in and day out, his parents argued with each other. He'd never known anything different. Expanding upon Nathaniel's childhood.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Nathaniel - Complete
Handcuffs reviews
Taiwan has had it up to her earlobes with America's silent treatment. Unfortunately, England gets involved and handcuffs are snapped over someone's wrist. Who are the poor Nations being handcuffed together? WARNING: Taiwan's on her time of the month.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - America, Taiwan
Raven Tears reviews
The story of the North American twins...and their mother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
32 ways to annoyRoy Mustang! reviews
A partially insane girl is terrorizing Roy Mustang. T for language. WARNING- Obscure references and frequent deviations from the non-existent plot line.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Roy M.
Sin reviews
Warning: This is obscure and doesn't have any actual characters in it, listed by name. Rated T for dark themes. Not for those who are only here for yaoi smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Jeanne a naquit reviews
Enter Jeanne.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2010 - France, Jeanne D'Arc - Complete
Rebirth reviews
She lives and dies, the symbol of hope- Israel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Turkey
Cambodia reviews
Vietnam's point of view during the Khmer Rouge regime.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
Morakot reviews
She was their little sister."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Taiwan - Complete
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