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Joined 07-12-08, id: 1632385, Profile Updated: 12-19-12
Author has written 2 stories for Sweeney Todd, and Portal.

Fiona. Nineteen. Aspiring actress.I am inspired by Joss Whedon, Quentin Tarantino, JK Rowling, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and Adventure Time. This goes some way towards explaining my bizarre sense of humor.


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Spoofy Todd: IS DONE, GUYS! Thank you all so much for reading and reviewing. It really means a lot. (This is really old, and my idea of humor back then was LOL DRUNK PEOPLE CAPSLOCK INTERNET MEMES YEY. I make no guarantees of it not sucking.)

Highschool Lover: ON (PROBABLY PERMANENT) HIATUS.

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Sunny Disposish by Valadilenne reviews
Alice goes back into the Wonderland, charged by a new monarch to root out the cause of classic denizens across the kingdom disappearing one by one. The Mad Hatter and March Hare remain her closest confidantes. WCMI inspired.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 161,909 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
Ways to Drive Commodore James Norrington Insane by Luthien Saralonde reviews
Catherine Tuttle, socialite and mischief maker, devises a list to wreak havoc in the life of our dear Commodore James Norrington. Humor, light romance later on. Read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,522 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 6/20/2009 - James N.
My First Date with Katniss Everdeen by holymfwickee reviews
AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,264 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 3,237 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
For What It's Worth by Digitaldreamer reviews
::Spoilers:: It's kind of funny how abruptly going from mechanical, all powerful titan to a tiny eyeball floating in space tends to put it all in perspective. ::Wheatley Character Study::
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Five Places Cinna Came From by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Cinna did not come from the Capitol. Five paths he took out of the Districts, and why he set a nation on fire. A series of five character exploration pieces about Cinna the Conspirator.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,351 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Cinna, Finnick O. - Complete
Pure by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Pure: Or, the five times Peeta wasn't. What - or whom - has Peeta done that made him smile so sadly when he told Katniss she was 'pure' in Catching Fire?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Peeta M. - Complete
Five Words Peeta Only Says at Night by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Their first time was everything that one would think a first sexual encounter between a virginal baker and his huntress would be:
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
The Unrecorded Hours by hollycomb reviews
Katniss and Peeta in the weeks and months after the war.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,457 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 380 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Stories From Rapture: Katy's Tin Man by Pyxidium reviews
Take a break from all stories based off of bioshock 2. Don't you want something fresh and new? This first story follows a set of brand new characters in their struggle to survive in pre civil war Rapture. If you like it, which I'm sure you will, review
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010
The Writing on the Wall by Holly4 reviews
Spike embarks on a journey through the Gates of Hell to rescue the one he loves, but in order to save her, he must risk losing himself.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,342 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Pygmalion by Enchantable reviews
If Topher had taken anything away from Greek Mythology, it was that a sculptor should never fall in love with his sculpture.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,693 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Topher B., Whisky/Claire S.
House of the Month by WillowEchoRiver reviews
Bennett Halverson must come to the LA Dollhouse for a month, when her sanity is questioned. Bennett/Topher fanfiction! Rated K. Last chapter is up. Sequel is also up!
Dollhouse - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,301 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Topher B. - Complete
Limericks of the Caribbean by Dr. Sugar reviews
No pirate is safe from its wrath. No pirate can hide from... LIMERICKS! A collection of silly mini poems featuring your favorite PotC characters- not to be taken seriously. Rated K plus for safety. UPDATE: Last chapter has been added!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
People and Dolls by 8BonnieBlue8 reviews
This is just a one-shot about the new character on Dollhouse, Bennett Halverson. I thought she was pretty interesting and deserved a little chance in the spotlight.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker by BeBopALula reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,951 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
At World's End: The Musical by Willofthewisp reviews
So many songs remind me of POTC, and so I'm using them! A feast for the eyes and ears, a rollicking rock opera starring our lovable rascals, using actual and tampered-with lyrics from Broadway's greatest musicals! W/E, J/E...even some N/E.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 17,020 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Semper Fi by Lady Buchanan reviews
Memories from a Boston girl who knew the Bear Jew back when he was just Donny Donowitz. Rating changed for unnecessary amounts of swearing.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Donny D. - Complete
The Masculinity Chronicles by Dollymop reviews
Sweenett. Mr. Todd is feeling insecure about his masculinity. Toby is playing cupid. Mrs. Lovett just wants to be loved!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,760 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
She didn't want anything to do with Frank Fontaine or Andrew Ryan. She really didn't want to 'disappear', but then why was she pointing a gun at this man? Addicted to plasmids and conflicted, life in Rapture just kept getting better.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,562 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Frank F. - Complete
Sweeney The Unicorn by Crazygirl99 reviews
No, he's not a unicorn. This is possibly the randomest thing in the world. Sweeney Todd and Charlie the Unicorn crossover. Yes, it can be done.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008
I Am Joe's Last Thought by Cerise Murmur reviews
What happens during Tyler and Marla's last minutes? Tyler/Marla, rated T for language.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
How to Write a Bad TDK Romance by Steven 'Janus' Apollo reviews
Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Lifeless by ADoubtfulGuest reviews
It's diluted . . . Oh, the hypocrisy. Todd/Lovett if it makes you happy
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
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Highschool Lover reviews
High school murder mystery AU. Originally written for the kink meme. C.C., Chell's best friend, has been murdered under mysterious circumstances, and she and Wheatley take it upon themselves to investigate.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,785 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011
Spoofy Todd: Yet Another Parody From Fleet Street reviews
Originality? What's that? Yep, it's another parody of The Movie, in which there are anachronisms galore, girlie men aplenty, terrible song parodies, and much, much more. Read, review, repeat. FINALE CHAPTER UP NOW!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,430 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete