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Joined 07-12-08, id: 1632448, Profile Updated: 07-30-08
Author has written 3 stories for Degrassi, and Life With Derek.

Name: Juliette "Jules" Mason
Age: 16

About Me: I'm your normal, average sixteen-year-old teenage mutant ninja turtle kick-ass superhero. Seriously...I'm not joking (except for the fact that I totally am joking...totally). Usually I write from experience. I try to model certain characters after people who I've met and people who have made an impact on my life (for example, in my current story 'Where Have All the Years Gone?' the way Sean Cameron is portrayed is greatly taken from the way my cousin, Perry, acts in real life because he too willingly volunteered to be in the military and was sent to Iraq and came back...different). Um, I love writing, actually I'm more of a "self-proclaimed" poet than a story-teller, but I enjoy working with dialogue and I love trying to get characters across through the way dialogue is presented. I work at the BK lounge..seriously, don't come in with "coups". It makes me want to skin baby otters. Oh, and don't ask for pickles thirty-thousand times as well as "sweet sauce all over your pussy". It's A) disgusting and B) not even remotely funny anymore. Thank God I don't work at MacDonald's because I would strangle every person who even tries to do the Fast Food Freestyle...I'm trying to get a job at Starbucks...wish me luck. Uh, I write, I surf, I read, and I'm a music connessieur. Well...that's all about me! OH! And no disrespect to Dane Cook, I just...damn with the BK Lounge!

Favorite TV Shows: Very short list...Degrassi: The Next Generation (and I also like to kick it old school with Degrassi Junior High), Life With Derek, Entourage, Flight of the Concords, The Gauntlet (in all of it's "spin-offy" glory), So You Think You Can Dance, and Project Runway. There are also a number of shows I enjoy writing fanfiction for (honestly, I don't like anime at all..sorry...but I LOVE writing fanfiction for Avatar: The Last Airbender...I blame the colon you know, --> :

Favorite Movies: Juno, Superbad, Holes, American Beauty, Fight Club, Big Fish, National Treasure (this is my ultimate guilty pleasure...Riley Poole, you are my hero), Pirates 1 2 &3, The Departed, Romeo + Juliet, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...there are so many others, you don't even understand! I am THE biggest movie buff out there!...oh, and love anything that Tarintino has touched (Kill Bill Volumes 1&2, Pulp Fiction, Death Proof, and so on and so forth).

Favorite Pairings: Sean&Emma, Manny&Jay, Paige&Alex, Derek&Casey, Casey&Sam, Juno&Steve, Vanessa&Mark, Juno&Bleek, Hannibal King&Abigale (Blade Trinity), when I get horrendously bored I love reading Harry Potter fanfiction where Hermione is paired with Blaise. I love Blaise (even though I'm not too jazzed about the whole Harry Potter thing...please don't shoot me...) I think he has to be the coolest character, even though he's in the book for a grand total of like, not even half a page.

Stories: Underlined= Finished

One, Shot Beat : Craig's Story

Where Have All the Years Gone? : A story about Sean Cameron and Emma Nelson and how they become friends again (and maybe something more...?)

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Gender Confusion The Doctrine of Danny by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Danny has enough trouble as it is. Between battling ghosts, searching for his parents, locking horns with Vlad and trying to keep a passing grade, his plate is full. Then his new roomie came, and his problems became much more complicated...-Discontinued-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,838 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Gender Confusion The Saga of Sam by WingsOfMorphius reviews
In an attempt to escape her parents, Samantha Manson takes refuge at a boys school with the class of her dreams. Fooling teachers and fitting in is hard enough, but what happens when Sam's roommate is a hottie with a secret of his own...?-Discontinued-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,359 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Brodie Calls It Quits by DougS reviews
Between 'Mallrats' and 'Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back', Brodie decides to leave the Tonight Show. Now he just has to tell Rene... Contains strong language and sexual references. A short piece.
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/22/2001
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Sneakers reviews
Struggling screenwriter Derek Venturi gets an invitation to the McDonald/Richards wedding. Will Derek, as Casey's best man, have the heart to sabotage the wedding just to have her? Derek & Casey; Sam & Casey; Edwin & Lizzie
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Derek V., Casey M.
How To Breathe Through Plastic Bags reviews
This is how Derek Venturi slowly comes to the realization that things are more important then they seem and people are not capable of breathing through plastic bags in small spaces.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Derek V.
Where Have All the Years Gone? reviews
Some people leave, other people stay behind. Some people abandon, other people embrace. Some people wig out and join the military, while other people freak and become head-cases who eat way too much ice cream. Guess which kind of person I am?
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Emma N., Sean C.