Ever since birth, Siegfried has been able to commune with the Norse gods through small screens and quests that they gave him. It was a simple life until everything began to change as he grew older and entered the world as a man. Now the gods bayed him to raid his neighbors, clash against the greatest names in history, and carve his name so deep into history it will never fade.

A collection of random facts about fishes, as well as slice-of-life stories that may or may not be loosely correlated to said facts. Contains lots of fluff courtesy of everyone's favorite oji-san. [Takanashi Hoshino]

Kivotos is in trouble and only Sensei can help! Emotional maturity and support to the rescue! The right words at the right time! What was that? Sensei has less emotional maturity than the students? Sensei barely even speaks? Oh well... guess we're doomed then. Unless...?

Beaten by his nemesis, abandoned by the man he gave all he had for, and lingering on the brink of eternity, Arthur was certain his time was at an end as he looked to the dawn one final time. But by the will of fate, or some silent, unknowable power, he awoke to a foreign land, tended to by strangers. Among them, none confounded him more than this cobalt-haired girl with a sword...

Few get a second chance at living, let alone two or three. Rei Ayanami never knew what to do with the lives she had until it was too late. Getting another chance at living could mean a world of difference. After all, life is an ever changing thing and even the smallest of changes can reverberate across the world.

Sensei has a bunch of guns now, and decides they could do some work. In the process, leaking out some personal information.

2056, six years after the end of World War III. A planet depopulated and devastated, with the remnants of humanity trying to scrape together what's left of society. From criminals to rogue robots, conspiracies to conflict. The humans and androids of Sector 09 stand ready. Whenever they aren't driving each other up the wall.

Hanako Urawa had always been curious about the whereabouts of human and humanoid men.

Out of all the possibilities Loid had calculated for, he admitted that being tied to a chair with the Thorn Princess standing in front of him was not one of them. Much less the fact that the Thorn Princess was apparently his wife, Yor. Things just got a lot more complicated.

Spin-off Story. For Hikigaya Hachiman, his highschool debut was supposed to be a new beginning, one as removed from his past as humanly possible. Too bad for him that the past always has a way of catching up, for better and for worse, and this time it was in the form of an enamored Miura Yumiko.

As simple as a month, as a non-broken leg, as bonds formed and feelings discovered. All this because of a close call with a limousine.

The Legendary Dark Knight, Sparda. He was many things: a peerless swordsman, a saviour of mankind, a traitor to demons. What many of the don't know however, was that he was also a capable teacher. Now, his skill as a teacher is needed once again in Kivotos. (Moved to AO3 and Spacebattle)

Ciaphas Cain's storied life finally comes to a peaceful end. After centuries of dutiful service, he hoped that Him on Earth would finally grant him eternal peace. Instead, he's thrown into a city run by nigh-immortal school girls with guns, tasked with making sure it all doesn't fall apart. From being a Hero of the Imperium, Ciaphas Cain becomes a Sensei From the Imperium!

A shattered soul moves from one war to another.

Sensei's car needs servicing, and he brings it to the Engineering Club at Millenium. One-shot.

Zagreus, Prince of the Underworld, is capable of polite conversation, emotional nuance, and resolving his problems through healthy communication. Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta, is capable of none of those things having min-maxed for all-consuming rage and a talent for murder. Zagreus is going to die a lot. But eh. He's used to it. That's just how family things go.

The weight a person gains during a period of overeating due to unhappiness. Or in which Fern uses a love test to objectively prove she was not in love with Stark.

Sanguinius is dead, but death isn't the end for a Primarch. The Great Angel, beloved by all, is called to Kivotos as a mere shadow of his former self. His name, his deeds, his victories and failures are half-remembered tatters now. The Primarch is gone, but the man within the demigod remains. And that man has a new mission.

In Ciri's attempt to flee the Wild Hunt, wounded and afraid, she makes a mistake as she jumps between worlds and ends up dragging two unwilling guests. Guts and Puck find themselves in the depths of Crookback Bog, lost, confused but ultimately better than ever as they continue their hunt for Apostles in this new world.

RC-02/105; A Republic Commando finds himself split from his squad after unexpected complications. Now marooned on a foreign planet far from charted space. How will he adapt to the challenges placed before him? What new people will he encounter? What do the 'Gods' of this realm have in store for him? Will he ever return to war he was bred for?

Hachiman Hikigaya and Shouko Nishimiya are living in the Kawai Complex Boarding House. They are good friends. But Shouko wants them to be something more. What about Hikigaya? What does he want? A collection of three short stories - 1. Problem with High Heels, 2. How To Cherish Something and 3. What's Your Favourite Colour? (Complete)

Isshiki Iroha is supposed to like Hayama-senpai like any other girl in school. But after she agrees to be the student council president, her eyes land on senpai. Who you ask? It's Hikigaya-senpai. But she won't even call him by his last name. However, when he agrees to help her out with her work and starts to spend more time with her than his clubmates, things get complicated.

Forever is a long time to spend alone, and so the Raiden Shogun finds a new obsession. [Post-Inazuma, Light Yandere]

(Cyberpunk Edgerunners fic) The fact that David could use the Sandevistan that he'd found in his mum's EMT jacket at all was a miracle. The fact that it seemed to accept him as well, and give him access to its secret systems... well that just proved to him that he was built differently. (Gamer!David - Cyberpunk 2077 System)

March may not remember much about herself, but she does understand certain things—like how to style the best outfits, make killer ice cream sundaes, and push Dan Heng's buttons. (Or: in her first weeks on the Astral Express, March tries to get along with Dan Heng—keyword being tries.)

A disillusioned master manipulator returns from Third Impact to forge a new future. Time travel. Lore. AU. "Gendo Ikari experiences the endless afterlife of Third Impact but gets a chance to come back and change everything. This is a man who's seen the end of time, made unexpected friends, and just wants his son to get the girl - assuming they survive SEELE's reaction."

He has no idea what they talk about half the time. She is not interested in the light novels he reads and calls them trash and he has no time to check out the stuff she posts on insta or snapchat or other social media platforms. He does know why she hangs out with him though; she has no real friends.

To pick up girls in the Dungeon and form a harem. That is the dream of Bell Cranel, thanks to the tales that his beloved grandfather fondly told him. It is for that reason that he travels to Orario in hope of fulfilling the dream. However, it proved to be more challenging than he thought. After all, how do you fulfill it when you suddenly find yourself married?

Sometimes, life comes at you like an explosion through the storefront. A young man, Hadwin Galanis, finds this out the hard way as his life is turned upside-down by a PMC and Paradeus, forced to pick up a gun and fight in a war fought by machines.

Ren Song didn't have much going for him in life - his family was poor, he wasn't popular at school, and his grades sucked. The only thing he did have going for him was a talent to cheat at card games. After a bad encounter on the streets of Gotham, Ren finds himself with an ability based on becoming famous for points and gambling with those points to improve himself. Gamer fic.

Self insert, Gamer Powers, Magic, Yokais, Hentai Ninjas, Gangs, Over Dramatic Teenage Gang Warfare, Gender-bender Martial Artists, Bitter rivals, Crazy suitors, Good deeds, Mad Profits, Waifus, Madness, More Waifus, Gods, Demons, Politics, Supernatural Politics, Mayhem, Even more Waifus, And copious amounts of funny tasting breads, Oh my! [Self-Insert] [Gamer Powers] [Multicross]

The Courier had been through a lot, but a whole different world was another breed entirely. Or was it? Guys in red screaming for crucifixion while everyone around him scrambled for power. Maybe this new world wouldn't be too different from the old.

The Valley of the End was supposed to be an end for her, the life in Konoha. Of her bond with everyone there. And of Naruto. A new beginning, towards real unfathomable power. Satsuki should have known he'd find some way to mess it all up for her... or did he? End of Part 1, Naruto vs Fem!Sasuke divergence.

Vergil St. Jude finds himself at a crossroads - go left for greatness or go right for safety. Longing for greatness, Vergil goes left towards Gotham city where he finds that he starts out not on the lowest rung of society, but he's flat out under the ladder itself. There he learns that greatness is not something that is handed to you, but it is something that you take and become.

Henrietta takes part in the sacred rite that defines a mage. She asks the cosmos for a familiar to serve her in these trying times as she leads her kingdom. The cosmos responds...with a magically inept herald equipped with advanced musketry, blessed with superior martial prowess, and cursed with chronic alcoholism.

Due to Rumi's ineptitude at a certain subject, Hiratsuka-sensei took the liberty to get a special tutor for her. (Un)Fortunately for Rumi, that tutor is a certain fish-eyed loner that she met all those years ago.

When Misaka Mikoto falls apart after the Level 6 Shift Experiment, a certain Esper has to find out about it in the most obscure way. W/n: Spoilers.

It's a lovely morning in Halkeginia and you are a horrible goose.

The Tower is fallen and the City Ruins are silent. A man born to vanish and an android made to be sacrificed meet by chance. Together, they explore the aftermath of the 14th Machine War. [Automata Ending C Compliant and Post-DMCV, mind the spoilers]

A collection of related one-shots spanning Hogwarts, where Hermione never has her Halloween epiphany and so the trio never forms, leaving Harry & Ron to bro their way through Hogwarts, forced to learn for themselves what they need to know.

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

In the aftermath of the Fourth Heaven's Feel, the King of Conquerors emerges as a survivor amidst the fire and death of Fuyuki. Together with Waver, they rescue a small boy from the inferno-whom, on sheer impulse, Iskandar decides to take under his wing. Ten years later, a new War endangers Fuyuki, and Shourisha Shirou must rise to the challenge and fight alongside his father.

The Robert Baratheon who takes the crown in AC 283 is not the man who they expected, nor will he be the king they looked for. Through the eyes of others as the Seven Kingdoms seeks an new balance of power under a new dynasty. (SI).

Hikigaya under certain circumstances is alone again. But as always, someone... somewhat... somehow finds a way to break this solitude.

(CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2) Arthur Morgan got his redemption at the end, or at least something that made it all worth it to him. But it seems God wants to give him another chance. Now, Arthur has to figure out if he really did learn from the sins of his past to help better a future for a world unknown. (Rating likely to change to M for future scenes)

Louise summons not one, not two, not even three... but nine familiars! How blessed by the Founder does one have to be? Not very, considering they're all kind of crazy... and commoners... and only one of them is actually her Familiar. Nor does she have any real control over this RED team... ...well, perhaps Founder just saw fit to kick her in the metaphorical taint.

(Hades Crossover) Sent into a foreign world by Primordial Chaos, Zagreus finds himself at the centre of a mystery dating back to the dawn of Creation itself. Who are these strange Gods that bear the names of the Olympians he knows, what is this Dungeon, and just what does Chaos want him to do? In his quest for answers, he will cross paths with friends and enemies old and new.

And whatever it was exactly, Hachiman couldn't tell for now. But perhaps in time he would find the answer... [Hachiman x Yui]

Louise had heard the saying about a man's best friend. She would have entirely believed it if her familiar was not proving to be difficult in that regard. Especially when he wouldn't shut up. But at least he was loyal.

Class 2-A of Haneoka Girls' High School is the home of a fleeting air-headed prince, a genius idol with loose screws, and a normal girl who involuntarily becomes their mom.

"Ah? A Grail War? Sounds scary! But... so many lonely children! No. No! A mama can't let this go by! A mama cares for all kids, whether hers or not!" Look out, Fuyuki. There's a new Mama in town.

Years after their tumultuous and often melodramatic high school careers, two former Sobu High students find themselves thrust into a situation that change their lives irreversibly. Now in unfamiliar territory, our unlikely duo must learn to navigate, manipulate and subjugate in order to survive their harsh new environment. And maybe pick up a little optimism along the way.

When the Kaidanovskys miraculously survive the battle at Hong Kong, it opens up all-new questions about the bond between Jaeger co-pilots... and the even more inexplicable bond between Rangers and their Jaeger. CONTAINS SPOILERS, proceed at your own risk if you have not yet seen the movie.

Frenda and Kinuhata are curious about the strange 'appointments' that have become the norm for ITEM's resident Level 5. Takitsubo, unfortunately, is just being dragged along for the ride.

Hikigaya Hachiman, age 19. After a difficult high school life, he makes it into the Literature course at one of the best institutes in the country. Everything changes when he meets his beautiful new classmate, who is nothing like anyone he has ever known before. Can things be looking up for Hikigaya? Or is destined for a Bad End? (Slight AU, Yandere Yukino)

He never thought he'd see her again. He was fine with that. It wasn't like there was a connection there to begin with. But the universe cares not for what you want. Hikigaya Hachiman would learn that lesson the hard way, again and again. [Chapter 2 added!]

Sequel to Into Your Gravity. Luna must now learn to live a new life full of loss. But she also has a dangerous secret. When her future is thrown into question, perhaps the only place to look is the past. Rated M for language, violence, and sexuality.

There was a rumour of a steel grey eyed Ishvalan who was able to perform unprecedented miracles, some of which alchemists couldn't even hope to replicate.

There are infinitely many Servants that could have been summoned, after all. A series of oneshots. [AU]

With Team Galactic imprisoned and Pokemon Hunter J reportedly gone, things were looking to be more peaceful in the Sinnoh region. But as Dawn and Piplup would discover on a late-night adventure, their troubles weren't over after all.

After getting hit by a car while biking on a busy street, Hikigaya Hachiman loses all memory of the past few days of his life. The problem is: when he comes to, he finds a mysterious note in his pocket with a cryptic message on it. With the help of an unlikely partner, he decides to jump down the rabbit hole and figure out what it all means. Mystery/humor/romance. Completed!

AU. When Rin was six years old, he got into trouble at school. Fearing the disappointment of his father, he did not walk home with Yukio; instead, he took a left turn-and future events started to shift. Rated T for safety.

When the shinobi world was brought to peace, they had both lost their place in Konoha. Perhaps it was his equivocal nature, or her congenial tendencies. Either way, they were just two unhappy strangers living together.

Hachiman extols the virtue of Totsuka, to predictable results.

Some Diamond Spoilers. Thinking he was trapped forever in his hometown, a boy discovers a Pokemon to call his own, and with it, the path to the world outside Twinleaf town. Finally back after 10 year hiatus; Chapter 53 posted!

A failed summoning spell grants Louise an opportunity for education; that being getting to know the glory of Heavy Metal. With her black-wearing, guitar-strumming Familiar; a maid's odd propensity for bass and the war looming on the horizon, Helkeginia will change. For better or worse, that remains to be seen. M 'cause swearing and a lot of violence.

Hachiman and Kawasaki are forced to escort their beloved younger siblings from school. This presents Kawasaki Saki the toughest challenge of her high school life so far: keeping her feelings for our favourite loner hidden. What happens when you force two loners to interact? [Main Story Complete.]

Tobe Kakeru is popular, energetic, and well-liked. You can tell because he's always smiling. But lately, he's finding it harder and harder to find a reason to. One-shot.

8man suddenly loses his ability to say what's on his mind. Instead everything that comes out of his mouth is surprisingly... smooth.

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

After a chance encounter that finds Hikigaya becoming a hero of sorts, he finds himself desperately trying not to be thanked for it...and failing at that effort.

It was just a stupid bet. He hadn't expected to get the date, much less anticipate what came next. But he'd make the best of his situation—he always did.

Harry notices Luna, and sets out to date her.

Hikigaya Hachiman has made a resolution: "I want to understand." The Service Club has accepted his wish and together, they are looking for answers to unasked questions. But really, what is this genuine thing? Love, Friendship? Can it even be achieved in the first place? Meanwhile, a certain annoyingly cute and rather sly kouhai seems to be greatly troubled by something…

The dwarves' secrets are no one's business but their own.

Even in different circumstances, fate seems to pull them together.

"They're calling about an orphaned boy," Pepper says, her confused frown clear in her voice. "His whole family was killed in a car crash, and when they asked him if there was anyone he could stay with, he gave them your name. He says you know him." [Or: How Tony Stark came to adopt Harley Keener. And all that happened after. Part 1 in a series.]

Luna's easy swaying was different. Normal. In fact, he felt incredibly normal, like any other student dancing with their date. Even if he was Harry "The Chosen One" Potter and she was Luna "Loony" Lovegood; the least normal pairing of them all. Growing collection of H/L oneshots.

When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, violence, sexual content. *This story is in the process of an edit for more canon compliance & (hopefully) better writing. 12/32 chapters edited.* Sequel now up.

Chit Sang, older brother to the late Private Akai. / / "My brother was part of the 41st." Zuko's eyes widened and his mouth fell open. Something hard settled in his eyes, and steel flickered across his face before he became closed off. / / One-shot

Valentine's Day - a day of love, pink and chocolates. In the spirit of the coming holiday, Hiratsuka-sensei gives her Modern Japanese periods an assignment: write a love letter. So naturally, Hikigaya writes a love letter to the person he loves the most.

Remus knew what he was supposed to do: Keep his distance. Reassure Susan that running from the Boggart was perfectly fine. Have her write "I will not skip class" five hundred times, then send her on her way, ensuring that whatever issues she had would be dealt with in the proud tradition of the wizarding world: through avoidance and denial. Except he knew where that path lead.

AU. When Albus Dumbledore visits Wool's Orphanage and sees the terror and rage in Tom Riddle, he decides he cannot leave the boy without a mentor. On the one hand, he may never make a Light wizard of him; on the other hand, he will keep him from going down the path of the Dark. Twoshot. COMPLETE.

In which Hikigaya Hachiman is forced to spend one week living with an unexpected acquaintance from his high school years. Courtesy of Hiratsuka-sensei, of course. Oneshot with an extra chapter.

They're not compatible, they're not meant to be, they don't match at all, but it doesn't mean they cannot like each other, right? Collection of Drabbles and Oneshots for HachiYumi because some of us needs them. Rating varies per chapter.

A take on Ell Roche's "Pure-blood Culture": Miss Astoria Greengrass has waited long enough, her father's offer of betrothal neither accepted nor refused by Lord Potter. It is time to discover why.

Regulus never gets to play the hero, it is a silently agreed upon decision. Sirius is the hero and Regulus is whatever his brother needs him to be. And right now he needs him to be the villain.

Romilda Vane realized she'd been going after Harry Potter the wrong way; it wasn't a question of how, it was a question of when.

Hachiman and Iroha have been having plenty more practice dates after their first one, to the point of them becoming a weekly affair. Hachiman realizes the consequences of what they're doing and has decided to do something about it.

She has a lot to say, but he will have none of it. It's an endless circle of awkward mismatches and unlikely alliance. Mikoto relents, maybe she won't be the sane one out of the bunch after all. W/n: Canon spoilers. Completed!

To Luna's surprise, Harry returns to Slughorn's Christmas Party after his venture. Also to her surprise, she finds herself falling.

Hoenn is a thriving bulwark of human civilization, but it's an old land; a wild land. It does not bend. It does not play by the rules. Brendan Birch learns this truth slowly, but surely.

Haunted by all that took place on Shadow Moses Island, former FOXHOUND operative Solid Snake becomes a Smasher in a mysterious new world. Suffering from guilt and a bleeding heart, his only hope for self-forgiveness (and survival) may lie in the hands of intergalactic bounty hunter Samus Aran. Samus/Snake.

After a horrible event, Last Order and the Sisters decided to terminate the Misaka Network for the safety of their Onee-sama and the general public. Accelerator sacrificed everything to save Last Order and Worst, his failure being evident with his brain's inability to function. The Railgun, listening to a plea from Last Order, finds herself the visiting hopeless comatose everyday.

"It's not entirely unexpected, but Luna's visit surprises Harry. She whirls in, coming out from the fireplace with nary a pause, and asks him on an adventure." Or in which Harry and Luna leave England after the war to find themselves, and end up finding more than that. For siriusbarks.

"Harry, they haven't taken care of the Rotfang incident! You can't join them until it's all cleared up!" "That's okay," Harry said. "I'm not joining the Ministry." "Oh good!" Luna looked immensely relieved. "I've been talking with Professor Trelawney and she quite agrees that you will come back and teach. But not until you're twenty-six." Luna/Harry

After isolating himself from the League of Legends for six months, Mordekaiser returns to the scene once more. The Iron Revenant finds himself living in a chaotic "household," fighting in the Summoner's Rift, and facing many unique situations he had never thought of facing before. Hopefully, the iron man would stay safe and healthy.

For all the effort he puts into reading between the lines, one of these days he'll figure out how to just look at the actual lines themselves. Luckily for her, that day wasn't today.

Stress. It is an unpleasant feeling that is caused by being exposed to unpleasant things. Anyone can be vulnerable to stress. Anyone including me.

"They asked if we'd heard the news... about the Fire Nation prince. He was thirteen. Sokka's age. I was... fascinated." Hakoda does not know Zuko, but he knows of him. [set after 3x15 TBR]

Sasuke had a very good reason for running away from Konoha.

The Service Club has long been disbanded since Hachiman graduated from Sobu high but even so, an old acquaintance makes a request.

Old wounds are never forgotten, Hikigaya knows this well. He wears the battle-scars of his past proudly as reminders of who he is. Can the one who caused those wounds in the first place heal them?

Nee-san has changed ever since she met Hikigaya-kun.

The effect a twist of fate can have… Instead of Malfoy, Harry meets someone else at Madam Malkin's, someone who causes him to question the wizarding world more. What happens when Gryffindor boldness meets Slytherin shrewdness? A tale for the ages, of course. No bashing. Discontinued, pending rewrite.

She hated him but not really. A journey through Hoenn summarized into drabbles. Hoennshipping.

[Post IM3 & CA2] It starts out as a joke. Rhodey takes one look at Tony and Harley tinkering with and squabbling over some piece of tech and demands, "Since when do you have a kid?" and Harley glances up and says casually, without missing a beat, "He impregnated my mom eleven years ago and then left her to raise me alone. He's a terrible person." [Cross-posted at AO3]

Working in one of the more popular cafés in Chiba, a waitress is bound to come across several people she might know or people that might know her boyfriend. Sister fic to my other story "It began with a question." An OrimotoxHikigaya story of connected one-shots. Order One: Black tea, Earl Grey: Orimoto comes across a certain Ice Queen - one Yukinoshita Yukino.

Strategic Marriages! Familial Magic! Trunks! Ancient Artifacts! Economy-ruining Gringotts vaults! Fem!Draco. About all that's missing is Moldyshorts, the Fifth Hogwarts House, and Dumbledore cackling as he casts hate spells on the Dursleys.

Riajuu: a person living the good life, someone who reached the pinnacle of happiness. Riajuus, according to Hikigaya Hachiman, should just explode. But when a bystander films Hachiman rescuing a dog from an oncoming car, and the video becomes an internet hit overnight, will he still harbour the same resentment towards Riajuus when society starts seeing him as one?

A question began it all between them. A series of connected one-shots between Hikigaya and the girl who rejected him all those years ago, Orimoto. Chapter 5: It began with a first impression: His relationship with the past has changed him; Realizing it, understanding it, accepting it, all while meeting her parents for the first time. Theme: Past and Present. Topic: Being happy.

Kayneth and Kiritsugu versus Zombies. (Or, the one where Kayneth's trap goes wrong, Kiritsugu expounds the virtues of efficiency, and Saber and Lancer come face-to-face with the Dead Apostles. WIP. AU.)

What if, when the Angels are killed, they become literal Shoulder Angels and haunt the pilots? Surely only good things would come of it, right? Maybe?

With loving parents and plenty of friends, unease is the last thing that Naruto should be feeling. But it lingers in the back of his mind, clouding his sight with suspicion and paranoia. Why do his dreams feel so real? Why does he remember things that never were? [COMPLETE]

AU. Waver summons Lancer instead of Rider. Spoilers for Fate/Zero. Warnings for character death. Complete.

The Tigress is a carnivore predator. The Mouse is meant to be the predator's prey. Sometimes though, things don't always go as nature intended.

[One-Shot] Ino had given him something he never dreamt he would ever have. - SaiIno

A Nuzlocke Story. "Reality shifted. Black woke up." The story of a boy who really should have stayed in bed.

Hikigaya, Hiratsuka, and what could've been. ["Don't get any bright ideas, idiot. Student-teacher relationships are strictly forbidden."]

There are many paths open to Tony Stark, billionaire arms merchant. In some worlds, he is destitute. In others, he is a knight in shining armor. And in a precious few, he just might transcend expectations altogether. The future is an unwritten page - who knows where it may lead? (Archive of the Spacebattles Quest.)

Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.

How does the Grail choose a Master or a Servant? Fact of the matter is, it knows the difference between want and need. Masters of the Fourth Holy Grail War know they want a strong Servant, but the Grail knows the Servants they need.

It was agreed in the investigative commission that the specific terminology used in the training manuals and academy courses would be "self-destruct sequence" and "reactor meltdown." OR, That's Not How Reactor Meltdowns Go, Please Use Your Science. Part One of Apocalypse Vocabulary.

It felt odd when Black watched White, Cheren and Bianca leave Nuvema Town on their journey. But when his journey is given wing he's in for an adventure full of action and...singing? Why yes. NO MORE OC's.

At the end of the school year, Satsuki deliberates on the valedictory address, and everything else.

Tony Stark awoke in a cave with a magnet in his ribcage and a timer counting away his life. Without Yinsen's help and his own engineering genius, he would not have lived a week. Instead, he tore his way out from under the mountain. Between the magnet and the escape, though, lay three months of hell... (Movieverse. Rating for language, violence, torture, and medical procedures.)

In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.

Sometimes, it's not mushi. Ginko does his best to help anyway. It doesn't necessarily go so great. People have always been the hardest part about the job.

Kakashi watches as his student grow to be more physically comfortable with one another. He finds it kinda ridiculous.

After the exhilaration, nail-biting terror, and sheer adventure of fighting alongside Iskander in Heaven's Feel, Waver's return to the Clock Tower has been...well, dull. But when a fellow student is murdered, Waver must call upon the same ingenuity that took him through everything that Fuyuki could throw at him. A oneshot murder mystery.

AU. Shinji learns about his family's magecraft, and their plans to "adopt" Sakura much earlier. Another necro'd Beast's Lair dare drabble, which will probably remain a oneshot.

Klein's first impressions of Gun Gale Online are quite different from what he expected. There were a lot of flowers, for one thing.

An overweight trainer with a penchant for sarcasm and computer games struggles to find a place in a changing world and overcome the challenges brought about by a lonely childhood. Heavy steps will become light and free during this journey of self-discovery. Carving out a niche isn't easy, but with an unruly but spirited Trapinch at one's side, anything is possible.

If Sinon had been in SAO…then Kirito would've gotten multiple complaints on a scamming blacksmith, and in attempting to resolve this, bite off more than he can chew.

George was adamant that Ron stay broken up with Hermione this time - he had someone else in mind.

Ron decides Gaby has been afraid of water for far too long. He's going to help her get over her fear, starting with ice skating. 25 Days of Ficmas.

Elijah was just a small boy when his sister stumbled into his room late one night, and while laughing drunkenly, shoved a decorated pokeball into his small hands. Rated T for strippers

"Alright one break, but as soon as we wake up we're going back on the route!" Kyouhei declared with a yawn, and he fell fast asleep. A few minutes later, a seemingly-sleeping Mei opened her eyes. A smile grew on her face as she looked to her right, he was out cold. She figured she had just enough time to pull this off. Short Visorshipping one-shot - Kyouhei/Mei.

"Mjolnir has it out for him. He knows it sounds ridiculous but it's the only proper explanation." Or, 5-times Mjolnir almost took Clint out and the 1-time it all made sense kind of .

How do you plead? One-shot. TDKR spoilers.

Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.

"Why don't you believe in the dream?" -Black/White, ChessShipping.

Sasuke laughed madly at the corpses under his feet. Now he knew. His wish would never be fulfilled, Especially of his cursed clan. This time he's the one who slaughtered them. Timetravel. FemNaru and FemIta.

Lawrence and Holo finally reach what once was Yoitsu, and are forced to deal with their unspoken worries. *brief one-shot / AU without spoilers*

As Caster's ultimate attack commences, Tokiomi and Kariya confront each other on the field of battle. The resulting confrontation, however, is a bit... off...

In a region where liberation is whispered in the shadows, an uncertain Oshawott is taken and trained by an aspiring boy Trainer. On a journey that is laced with obstacles, the small Pokemon shall learn how to face his fears and flourish. Nuzlocke fanfic.

HPxOC. Runs along with the original storyline. Adele Polkiss is the younger sister of Piers Polkiss, a close friend of Dudley Dursley. This way she meets Harry Potter, a curious boy with a mysterious past, and a wonderful secret... Magic! COMPLETE

You've waited a long time for the last train to pull into the station. / Touya-centric.

"Just what the hell has gotten into you?" WORST spat out. "Misaka is starting to think this 2012 stuff might have some truth to it…" ToumaXYuriko, one-shot, Valentine's day Animesuki challenge.

Ron hates a lot of things in life. His blonde secret isn't one of them.

"...So, did you have that good of a dream?" he asked, waggling his eyebrows at her. Izaya x Namie.

A rainy day prompts a random evaluation of Lawrence's business practices by a very nosy wolf. /Written for Springkink at Livejournal. Lawrence/Horo./

"I'm just saying, man. You're probably the baddest at love out of all of us." — Gold, Sapphire, Pearl and Green.

Kisame's new partner isn't at all what he'd expected, and Akatsuki is the last place Itachi would have expected to find friendship. One shot, possible manga spoilers.

Hei has nothing better to do than watch the stars. Amber has nothing better to do than show off her newfound linguistic skills.

He makes her feel like a greedy little magpie. Or: Amber waxes poetic about her crush.

Post-Rise of Darkrai, Alice and Darkrai. Friendship is harder when you've chosen to befriend a monster.

Czeslaw is adjusting to the fact people care about him.

Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.

While on the look-out for a long awaited, victim-shaped promotion, April drinks and November 11 compares himself to James Bond.

Ruby, sometimes you need to be a man. This is not one of those times. — Ruby, dex holders.

Yukio remembers a story from Father Fujimoto. Shura wants to hear, because Shiro's theories always had some crazy sense to them. Once upon a time, Satan wasn't a demon. And maybe Rin wasn't one as well.

Eventually Sokka realizes that Aang does not embody 'balance' the way an Avatar supposedly should. No, weirdly enough it's Zuko who does that instead.

Shinji's music player breaks, leading to a musical, magical journey of self discovery, personal growth, and teaching Pen Pen how to drive.

He buys her a bouquet of flowers for Valentine's Day. -Firo, Ennis

The Spring-Time Familiar Summoning Ritual summons the being most suitable for the mage. A soul of fire summons forth a soul of fire. The right spark can cause anything to burn. Fate/Zero Rider

The inevitable finally happens, and Revy breaks. Luckily she has Rock to hold her together. Rated M mostly for the language.

A young man named Johann Faustus makes a large purchase at the confectionery store.

Isako had no doubt about it. Her friend had the softest touch in the world. [Isayasa][Isako/Yasako]

One-shot. A strange event during the Level 6 Shift Project.

The feeling you get when your best friend asks you to set her up with your other best friend. — Black, CherenBianca.

What's the big deal about Tokiwadai and its celebrities anyway? When Kuroko starts the prestigous middle school, she is determined to not get smitten by whatever fangirl virus runs around campus. With too much work at Judgment and an ongoing crime case to boot, there's no time for silly gossip. Too bad the Railgun is harder to resist than she thought. (Pre-canon, ties in to canon)

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Kurotsuchi ponders the nature of her grandfather's jutsu.

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

Since WH40k is not Grimdark enough, why not make it even more Grimdark? Cue in the Sailor Senshi. It is more crazy than it sounds. Not a crack fic. Formatted Chapters, now finally working on , too; Chapter 9 displayed as 10 contains new content.

"Well aren't you a pair," April says when November returns carrying the newest addition to their team.

Black meets White at a McRonald's for whatever reason, Tsutarja is obsessed with milkshakes, and N discovers babysitting a Zorua is more dangerous than one might think... Wait a minute... What did I just write?

A collection of Luck/Eve stand-alone oneshots. First: After years of indecision, Eve Genoard boldly makes her move. Second: Faced with a near-death situation, Luck Gandor makes a life-altering decision. Third: That Mrs. Gandor sure is one lucky lady.

Oneshot: Spectres carry voodoo dolls with them for a variety of reasons. Whether other dolls can fit the bill remains to be seen.

"After all, all boys go off on a journey. It said so on the TV." Game canon. For the "Regret" Challenge, A Little Piece of Heaven forum.

While passing through a small village, a merchant tells Kisame about a special herb that supposedly makes people 'see things.' Kisame buys it to try and help Itachi's deteriorating eyesight, and the two soon discover it's good stuff.

Red may have been born a mute child, but he was always talking. Always.

GoOd moRning. Here iS today's NEWS. At 13:13 in ##ERROR##, YHVH will terminate an uprising led by the King of Bel. Victim DEAD: Shujinkou. HaVe a nICe daY.

Every coffin Cho's ever helped carry has weighed just slightly more than the last. Maybe before, maybe things could have been different. But there are no happy endings now.

A C-Ranked mission to a small town, to catch a thief whose been stealing from the local banks. easy. So why is it that the great Jonin Kakashi, and the Hokage Tsunade have to sit in, and listen to the excuses of the two LOSERS who managed to mess it up...

He wonders what he's waiting for; gameverse.

Oneshot: Ghosts are feared psionic assassins, supposedly the epitome of stealth, strength and human evolution. But if that's the case, then why do they like using nukes so much?

Theme - Pen and Paper. A boy doll. A paper slip. A written clue. What else was an officer supposed to do?

Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.

1938 - Luck is anxious and Eve wants to assuage his worries.

After a day out on the mission field, November returns 'home' to April and July. One such evening, he returns home to find a surprise.

Suou forgot, but July remembers. The memories are the only thing that matters to him now. // Character Study. Mild SuouxJuly. ONESHOT. Story after the end. //

Riza wasn't sure what disturbed her more; the Fuhrer's hobby, or the thought that neither Roy nor Edward knew anything about it. Of course, it did help to lighten the fact she was a prisoner in her new job. Manga-based.

One-shot — It was the day of Ozai's execution and he couldn't be prouder of his son.

"Jealous of a dog? Me? Of course not." — RoyRiza

The Homunculus spends an afternoon alone. Spoilers for manga chapters 74 & 75.

Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.

When Abiru hides her temporary blindness, it prompts a rant, a field trip, and a visit from a special guest star. Original Flavor. Rated M for violence.

Larry hasn’t been able to forget about Amelia since their night together, saving the Smithsonian. Finally he realizes things can never be the same for him. Oneshot.

The homunculus knows teaching this slave is a path to freedom

After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.

What about the Orcs' story? Who tells that? And what if, when Saruman was mixing Orcs and men to make his perfect Uruk Hai, he let some good in with the bad?

The old lady sighs... They just don't make them like they used to.

A slightly more vindictive, studious Harry. A slightly more stubborn Hermione. A complete destruction of fanon!Daphne.

Red challenges the Champion of the Pokemon League.

Katara watches Zuko.

Joshua, a veteran Pokémon Trainer in Sinnoh, has finally earned the right to challenge the last obstacle before the Pokémon League: Victory Road. Many a Trainer has attempted and failed the cave before him; will his dreams be crushed, or will he succeed?

When Zuko’s burned, branded, scarred, Azula smiles because it’s the expression most familiar to her, and she doesn’t want to think about what she should be doing instead. — Azula, Zuko

Harry reflects on the horrors that hindsight brings.

Because no matter how much Arya denies it, they still had to release some of that sexual tension between them somehow. And maybe she'll see they can be together. EragonxArya, because they really need more love. A whole looot more.

Renton and Eureka had the fickle moon, but she and Dominic would always have skyfish. AnemonexDominic one-shot.

In which Barbossa and Elizabeth have a slightly inebriated chat on the one-year anniversary of her coronation. Oneshot. Generally gen, Jack/Barbossa if you squint.

“Why is it,” Misty drawled, interrupting Brock’s mental musings with her flat voice and half-lidded eyes, “that you hit on every living female creature except me?” AshxMisty.

Rhodey wonders if from now on it's going to be Tony Before and Tony After. Takes place between Tony's rescue and arrival back home.

Shinji witnesses Asuka and Rei in a compromising situation in the locker room at NERV, but no one believes him! Can he prove it? Stronger-side Shoujo Ai, AsukaxRei pairing. Please Review!

Fugaku now believed that the law of consent was meant to keep teen girls away from older men, and not the other way around. FugakuMikoto.

With Naruto gone on his training journey with Jiraiya, Sakura finds that she's falling deeper and deeper into darkness without his cheerful presence. So she tries to figure out how he was able to see such a beautiful world, when all she saw is an ugly one

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Hei cooks and Huang wonders about getting old.

Naruto was the cute freshman who tried to look his age. Sasuke was the nonchalant senior who was loved by all. They probably had the oddest relationship dynamics. [Fem!SasuNaruSasu]

Short oneshot. Maria Schneider reflects on her daily exchange with Capt. Jurgens, and realizes it's become more of a habit than a relationship.

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

Shortish silly fic born from an amusing discussion with a friend of mine. What happens when Fuhrer Bradley gets stuck for inspiration?

Oneshot: The cerebrate has the choice of serving under Kerrigan and help her defeat the new Overmind or experience the phenomenon that is death. Can it confront the terror that comes with choice?

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?

When Team Rocket invades Silph and you rush to the rescue, your rival comes too. He makes his way through the complicated layout and enemy trainers, gets nearly all the way to Giovanni and the president, and then...stops.

I'd always wondered how Ed was able to get away with not having to wear a uniform like everybody else. This shortfic was the answer I came up with. WARNING: Mild language, and requires familiarity with the series.

Fleeing from the wizarding world and blaming himself for Harry's death, Ron struggles with his loss, his pain, and his future. Meanwhile everyone he left behind struggles to understand why. POV of many characters.

Life isn't fair. Deal with it. Kira is beginning to realise that caring for pokémon isn't all sunshine and rainbows as her life is taking a more serious turn. (Chapter 8 up)

Crossover. Too bad there isn't a category called 'silly'...SpiderMan gets some help with his itchy suit and a costume designer gets a new career direction.

After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)

Spoilers for the second movie. How can you expect a trainfull of people to keep a secret?

Gary’s little “change of heart” after the Johto League got me thinking. Just a brief look into what might be the story behind it.

In the midst of war, a Terran Marine finds an unlikely companion.