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Look How You Turned Out by counselor reviews
If I was going to write another story it would be something like this...Charlie sheriff, Bella home from Chicago after getting fired, Edward across the street, Charlie's deputy, divorced father of son Juney. She's always had a thing for him, but he's so darn loyal to Charlie and now he's got a girlfriend. He thinks Bella is still a kid. He always pinches the wrong set of cheeks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 8577 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tolerable Partner by NightFuryofGallifrey reviews
The ball hadn't been thrown for him technically. But Loki knew better. He was now of the marrying age. And since everyone knew Thor wasn't likely to settle down anytime soon, their parents had turned on Loki. Pre-Thor one-shot, Loki/Sigyn.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Thor O., Loki L., Frigga, OC - Complete
Beastly by ComicBookGirl1206 reviews
Masen had it all. Money... Good looks... until he pulls a prank on the wrong person and is turned ugly on the outside just as he is on the in. He has a year to find someone to love him for what's on the inside or he will stay that way forever. He begins to loose hope until he meets one girl... Bella Swan. But, can she learn to love him? For who could ever learn to love a beast?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,806 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When An Irresistible Force… by piewacket reviews
Bertie Sparrow, Jack Sparrow's cousin, takes on the challenge of preventing Jack's jilted fiancée from ruining Jack's happy marriage. He gets more than he bargained for. The sequel to A Quiet Biddable Wife.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,814 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Letters to Corporal Masen by solostintwilight reviews
Writing to offer a bit of home to a soldier overseas, she discovers words can bind a friendship. Lonely in war torn Europe, he finds hope in letters from a stranger. What happens when the war is over?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,350 - Reviews: 6663 - Favs: 2,465 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Love not meant for this World by sheviking reviews
Pompeii, 79 AD: In the midst of disaster can Bellona, a Roman noblewoman, save her gladiator? Or will the two lovers be forced to spend eternity apart? Age of Edward 2012 1st place winner in Literotica category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fire Alarm by kitkat681 reviews
When the fire alarm blares…all he can think of is getting to her. Because life without her would be pointless. Contribution to the Fandom For Texas Wildfire Compilation. Rated M...Tissue warning. O/S.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3206 - Favs: 4,659 - Follows: 3,474 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25055 - Favs: 12,174 - Follows: 8,240 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22904 - Favs: 14,158 - Follows: 10,630 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Thousand Leaves by BellaSunshine reviews
Isabella Swan grew up as the best friend of Alice Cullen, younger sister of Edward Cullen, who was never nice to Bella despite her being an "honorary Cullen." Everything changes when Edward is sent to prison for the murder of Bella's mother. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 196,783 - Reviews: 7245 - Favs: 4,685 - Follows: 2,834 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8379 - Favs: 6,675 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3776 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Lesson in Love by Lillie Cullen reviews
Final installment in Lessons Trilogy. The vampires are at war, and Bella is forced to use her powers in a way she never imagined. When things take a turn for the worse, can Edward and Jasper save her from the evil ones who have fallen under her spell?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,923 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6759 - Favs: 9,635 - Follows: 2,977 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17371 - Favs: 9,974 - Follows: 4,598 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life Outtakes by IsaKassees reviews
Various outtakes from TINML. Must read TINML first to understand. Will add as the story progresses.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,408 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010
Halfway Home by stella luna sky reviews
Bella must decide between the comfortable small town life she's always known, or the man who rode away with her heart two years ago. Written for Fandom Gives Back, antiaol & ciaobella27. Rated M. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,211 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 112 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5690 - Favs: 6,452 - Follows: 3,715 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You Could Read My Mind by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,353 - Reviews: 7073 - Favs: 5,128 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Lesson in Fate by Lillie Cullen reviews
The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 195,653 - Reviews: 9250 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taking Chances by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a medical student at Stanford who is instantly attracted to her professor, Carlisle Cullen. Carlisle lives his life from day to day without really experiencing it. He is consumed by work and his love for his dead wife, Esme. Can the two work out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,445 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3969 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6523 - Favs: 5,035 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drifting by DancingWithOceanWaves reviews
Anger and stress caused by society lead James and Chrissy back to the island. Though they don't know it, this trip may cost them something more precious to them than their lives. Can they endure this storm, or will they crumble? Part two of 'Washed Up'.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,245 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - James N.
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19439 - Favs: 12,172 - Follows: 5,569 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Devil's Own Invention by Ceanncait reviews
A chance meeting with a handsome privateer captain changes everything for a poor girl from Tortuga. NorringtonOC romance. AU: James was critically wounded, but did not die. Post AWE. INCOMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,250 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - James N., Elizabeth S.
My Almost Lover by Felicity Dream reviews
Elizabeth finds What if's too much to bear and wishes that if she could, she would want things to be different from the first time around. Somehow, she time travels back and tries to win James Norrington over, and ends up changing the course of events. Indefinite Hiatus.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,707 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - [Elizabeth S., James N.] Capt. Jack Sparrow, Lt. Phillip Gillette
Song of the Sparrows by xStephanie.Raex reviews
After becoming immortal at the Fountain of Youth, Elizabeth becomes pregnant with Jack's child. The baby is born nine months later, and now the two of them must raise her together, however they tend to forget she is still able to be harmed. Sparrabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,020 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Washed Up by DancingWithOceanWaves reviews
Had I known what fate had planned for me, I would have stopped being so afraid...." Elizabeth wasn't captured and James stayed on the Endeavor and wasn't killed. The Endeavor is destroyed and James and two of his officers live. No Slash!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,382 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - James N. - Complete
Tortugan Beginnings by Sabsz reviews
Audrina Hart is a pirate but she knows that female pirates will never be treated fairly. Dressing up like a man, she joins the Black Pearl knowing Jack is a fair Captain. Joining the Black Pearl changed her life forever. And in more ways than one. JackOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,361 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
An Adoring Heart by Polexia Aphrodite reviews
James Norrington's romantic misfortune didn't begin with Elizabeth Swann, nor were his feelings for her exactly what they seemed. A concise history of the Commodore and the woman who truly commanded his heart. Ch. 7 and an updated Ch. 2 are up.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,145 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - James N.
Unfounded Love by daydreamer8301 reviews
Brought together by necessity, Miranda Andrews and James Norrington reach an accord, but find a life that neither expected. This is their story. AU after the first movie NorringtonOC COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,997 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - James N. - Complete