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Joined 07-12-08, id: 1633036, Profile Updated: 04-09-14
Author has written 80 stories for Pride and Prejudice, Torchwood, Harry Potter, Thor, Fantastic 4, X-Men, Avengers, and Captain America.

Hullo!

So I started posting fanfic about 5 years now. I like to think I've improved quite a bit but I've still got a long ways to go.

Music is also a very important part of my life, which I think is often seen in my fics even if it's not clearly stated. Often, I will be inspired by a song or simple use a song title or song lyrics for a fic title if it doesn't naturally jump out at me. I listen to pretty much any music style.

Favourite book: Abarat Series by Clive Barker (what can I say, I love pretty pictures and they make me feel like a kid again)

Favourite play: No Exit by Satre, The Seagull by Chekhov

Favourite movies: Malice in Wonderland, Lo, TiMER, Pride & Prejudice, Avengers

Stories on hiatus:
Asian Girls Do It Better (needs improvement and I've lost the bunny for it)
Dancing In the Dark (working on plot)
Strangers (not entirely happy with the writing and want to put efforts into Courtly Matters to get that finished)
Trouble in Paradise (same reason as Strangers)

I'm a bit of a perfectionist. It pains me physically to know that my grammar or spelling is wrong. Currently don't have a beta so if you spot something wrong, let me know. Or if you'd like to beta for one of my fandoms, drop me a message.

You can also find me on tumblr, where I have started to add gifs to updates on my fics and sometimes fun links in addition to them, if you're so inclined.

8Track Playlists:

Darcy's Super Secret Playlist for Seducing Archers

Kiss Me In The Garden (Courtly Matters Playlist)

Toss Your Crown To The Sky (Courtly Matters Playlist 2)

Youtube Playlists for Fics:

Strangers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RihgyzYGT84&list=PLlGIwgjOrqdElcbBKAhQCEcL1M-tUQTEg

Courtly Matters Links:

As mentioned in Ch. 9, here are links to the Csardas dance and a happy boot dance.

Icon: made by me

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V is for Victory by ColorOfAngels reviews
When a mishap with Loki sends Darcy Lewis back to 1942 and right into the path of a pre-serum Steve Rogers, how much will history change and how much was destiny all along? Steve/Darcy Avengers x Captain America x Thor crossover
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,623 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 3h - Published: 9/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L. - Complete
Of All Things Creepy & Unnatural by CaedenceLaura reviews
What if Donna and Eric hadn't found out about Hyde and Jackie? Hyde and Jackie manage to keep their relationship a secret for much longer. How will this change the development of their relationship without having their friends lack of support and ridicule in the beginning?
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,506 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 3/7 - [Jackie B., Steven H.]
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 2,424 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Spoken and Unspoken by o pink moon o reviews
The alternate story explored between an uncertain Bulgarian and an opinionated witch. Hermione Granger/Viktor Krum. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 226,755 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Hermione G., Viktor K.
Meeting A Celebrity by alyssialui reviews
A celebrity stops by the bar where Hermione works. Viktor/Hermoine. Bartender!AU (and Muggle!AU).
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Viktor K., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
That 70s Show by Zenmaster21 reviews
Creative title, I know... What if Jackie had dated Hyde from the beginning instead of Kelso? This is simply a re-write of the episodes had Jackie and Hyde always been together. Hyde/Jackie, Eric/Donna, Kelso/Brooke, Laurie/Randy. Updated irregularly.
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 152,250 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Steven H., Jackie B.]
Darcy's Crazy Family by Selene Illusinia reviews
Clint never stood a chance...or does he? Warning: pure crack. Seriously. Its pure crack. If you want your brain broken, go ahead and read it. Otherwise, run.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 4/26/2012 - [Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye] - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7805 - Favs: 8,323 - Follows: 7,782 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Stark: 007 by Rhiannon A. Christy reviews
A movie marathon leads Stark to the revelation that he was the James Bond of the Avengers. This causes a contest between the male members of the group, with interesting results. Suggested Hawkeye/Darcy, Rated M for Language
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Bullseye by Dance Elle Dance reviews
"I've made it my mission, bird boy, to make you miss at least one of those targets," she says, a determined glint in her eye. Clint grins at her and notches an arrow. "Challenge accepted, Lewis." ClintDarcy, oneshot
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/8/2013 - [Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
Flashbacks and Echoes by CaptainTyphlosion reviews
Post-Avengers. Slightly AU. "She was missing something; that much she had gathered. She had amnesia, they told her when she woke up, and her memory would return in time. So why did it feel like something more than that?" Darcy/Loki
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Darcy L., Loki
I n f i n i t y by readbycandlelight reviews
S.H.I.E.L.D. wants Darcy Lewis for some inexplicable reason and Loki's punishment for his crimes against Earth is to spend 100 years locked up in S.H.I.E.L.D. Of course, he doesn't stay locked up…and he seems to want Darcy too. Loki/Darcy.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,972 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Loki
Invisible Touch by puffabilly reviews
Clint and Darcy are keeping their relationship secret, as who knows what will happen if the other Avengers don't approve. But secrets don't always last forever... For ArtificialAorta.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
You Might Need it Someday by seren23 reviews
It all started because Clint's a whistler and Darcy has always liked 80s music. Lunch ensued. Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
All The Hotels In All The World by Tarafina reviews
"'We'll spend a weekend away, he said. Book it under a work expense, he joked," she muttered under her breath. "'Star City practically screams romantic…' Yeah, well jokes on you, Katniss, because this is the worst vacation you have ever taken me on and that includes that time that we were chased and nearly eaten by pygmies on a deserted island!" Darcy/Clint, Chloe/Oliver
Crossover - Smallville & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Chloe S., Darcy L. - Complete
Rule of Thirds by thisbluepeony reviews
AU: Sirius Black, star of the university's football team, only wants one thing: a teensy-weensy, harmless little kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Clint Mopes while Tony Listens by Selene Illusinia reviews
[Darcy Stark] Clint is moping in a bar. Tony is determined to find out why. Rated for allusions to sex. Part of the 'Darcy Stark' stuff, comes before 'Traumatizing Facts...'.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/6/2012 - [C. Barton/Hawkeye, Darcy L.] - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 4,492 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Traumatizing Facts about Darcy by Selene Illusinia reviews
[Darcy Stark] The story of how each of the Avengers, plus Coulson and Jane, came to find out that Tony had a daughter. AU of 'More-Than-She-Seems'. Check out the Authors note inside for details.
Crossover - Thor & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,516 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - [Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye] [A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper] - Complete
Chasing Love by Children of the Shadows reviews
Just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean you're cemented for life. Remus suffers from issues of sexy, Sirius from general melodrama, James from best friend withdrawals, and nothing says disowned like meeting your boyfriend's very gay parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,584 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Guilty Pleasures by Quicksliver reviews
A series of Dabbles about the guilty pleasures of Torchwood. Some funny, some angst, some just crack to the extreme. Please read the warnings above each chapter.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 11/25/2008
Mr Darcy Came to Dinner by jvcla25 reviews
In the spirit of that masterpiece of farce, The Man Who Came to Dinner, Mr. Darcy has a little spill and is forced to remain at Longbourn, guest of the Bennets.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
Manifest Destiny by Bekah26 reviews
Ianto Jones knows everything, including the fact that there are certainties in his life. Lineage is only a part of that. UPDATED!
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,011 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Ianto J.
Existence by Children of the Shadows reviews
Sirius isn't mad. He's insane and it's gotten worse since Remus was brought in the picture. Now, James doesn't know who to save, as they spiral into darkness. But what James doesn't understand is, they don't need to be saved. They just need each other...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,685 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Each Day Starts the Same by minimumstitch reviews
Every day is the same for Tommy, until he meets Toshiko Sato.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete
She Walks in Beauty by one mourning dove reviews
A Hades and Persephone story.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,303 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Close Your Eyes And Think Of Paris by lone-star-woman reviews
Tosh would rather sit at home and watch Gigi, but there’s work to do. I kind of like the idea that Tosh enjoys old MGM musicals. Starts off a little crude, but becomes fluffy at the end.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Toshiko S./Tosh, Andrew D./Andy - Complete
B67 by Willow1593 reviews
“You're not a part-time shag.” Ianto gave a mirthless laugh. “What am I then, Jack? A full-time shag?" Janto. Ianto can't do this any more.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Missing Piece by IolantaStar1 reviews
Jack enjoys role-playing games, and Ianto doesn't mind playing along.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Five Times Jack Harkness Got Attacked by Birds by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
just as the title said.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
You Could've Just Asked, Owen by Hecken92 reviews
Owen takes a walk. And finds something unexpected involving Jack and Ianto... Definately worth a read!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Goodnight by PreviouslyJerBear reviews
‘Tell me a story about Taddy.’
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Deathtrap by Shannon730 reviews
Written for Day One of the Redismycolour LJ community.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Teaboy in a Box by PreviouslyJerBear reviews
‘You’re stuck?’ Ianto Jones trapped in a cardboard box…’
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
The 5 Kisses of Toshiko Sato and Owen Harper by NayClem reviews
Tosh/Owen one-shot. exactly what the title says. enjoy!
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Owen H., Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete
Daddy and Tad by WickedWitchoftheSE reviews
Jack and Ianto have a fluffy argument. A little crack-ish but great fun!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H.
The Train by rabidcrazygirl reviews
A sentimental, fluffy fic. After she dies, Tosh wakes up on a train to nowhere with Owen. One by one, the team joins her. Tosh/Owen, Jack/Ianto, mentioned Rhys/Gwen.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Points Lost & A Point Made by Jenwryn reviews
Sirius/Remus, pre-slash. Marauder Era. Sirius has, as usual, been getting himself into trouble and this time he's been called to the Headmaster's office... This fic was written for heidi8 as part of Sweet Charity. Rated M for coarse language only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Season 8 Redo by tanith75 reviews
A new, happy version of the end of Season 7 and all of Season 8. ED JH never break up. Forget about Eric and Kelso leaving. It doesn't happen here! No, you're not imagining things. I actually updated.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 293,037 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006
Sirius Black is Just a Little Sick and Twisted by CrazieDasie reviews
After the prank on Snape, Remus refuses to talk to Sirius. So Sirius finds something else to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Everything Works If You Let It by Ultrawoman reviews
Jackie and Hyde pretty much hated each other from the get go, and yet he still agreed to take her to Prom. Kelso was unable to win Jackie back that night, and everything changed between the rich cheerleader and the Zen Master. S1 rewritten from 'Prom Night' JH
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,272 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Steven H., Jackie B. - Complete
Uncontrollable Mating by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Remus doesn't mate. He isn't connected to a person for life the wolf doesn't decide his lover for him. And he's indignant when someone asks him about mating. Sirius tries to prove him wrong on Lupercalia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Right Idea by CrazieDasie reviews
James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Envelope Glue, Twitching, & Two Percent Chances by xxanglophilexx reviews
At 8:10 am on April 13, 1976, Sirius Black will realize that Remus Lupin fancies him. And if Remus stops twitching and remembers to breathe long enough to have a proper conversation, he may realize something, too. RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. Some JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Talking To An Angel by Ultrawoman reviews
After Hyde cheats on Jackie at the end of Season 5, the angel that once visited Eric descends once again to show Hyde what could've been if he'd never let Jackie into his life at all. A happy JH ending guaranteed.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
The Problem by stolendreams reviews
Owen and Myfanwy have a bad morning. Crack!fic
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Between Fidel Castro and You by Calais reviews
A fantastic, lovely story with modern twist. An unwilling Elizabeth the teacher and Darcy the shipping heir meet...will they ever get over their pride? Probably not. ....Must review.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,662 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Dirty Love reviews
If SHIELD doesn't want Darcy and Jane to run away from their Tromso security detail, then SHIELD shouldn't make it so easy. Though Darcy's starting to wonder if Rumlow just likes the chase.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,708 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/8 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Darcy L., B. Rumlow/Crossbones - Complete
Bust Your Knee Caps reviews
In which Clint meets Darcy's Uncle Rocco. It could have gone better... (short fic originally posted on Tumblr)
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 7/26 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Courtly Matters reviews
Fandral and Volstagg get caught up in the middle of a scene they shouldn't be watching... (Loki/ Darcy)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,685 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Darcy L., Loki, Fandral, Volstagg
Pleasure Before Business reviews
When Remy LeBeau has new intel for SHIELD, Darcy has to go running to hear it. It's strictly business. At least, that's what she tells herself. -Takes place after An Honest Man
Crossover - X-Men & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 2/16 - Remy L./Gambit, Darcy L. - Complete
Kiss It Better reviews
Rebounding back to Brock isn't the best idea but Darcy's 42 weeks pregnant and SHIELD Academy has been trying to passive aggressively get her to drop out. Give her a break. *Takes place before SHIELD Child of Mine*
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Darcy L., B. Rumlow/Crossbones
We Might Die reviews
It's the end of the world and Pietro has Darcy more than dazed and confused.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30 - Darcy L., Pietro M./Quicksilver - Complete
An Honest Man reviews
On her search to find Le Diable Blanc, Darcy's been dodging gators and mosquitos. She will do most anything to finish this mission, even if it includes telling tall tales to a den of thieves.
Crossover - X-Men & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30 - Remy L./Gambit, Darcy L. - Complete
In The Company of Wolves reviews
It seemed inevitable that Darcy would be married off at the end of this summer, after she visited her grandmother but she didn't realize the new blacksmith down the path was a worthwhile sight.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Darcy L., B. Rumlow/Crossbones - Complete
SHIELD Child of Mine reviews
As cute as the scene was, Skye really hoped that baby didn't have a higher clearance level than she did.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Darcy L., Agent Coulson, B. Rumlow/Crossbones - Complete
Roman Holiday reviews
Brock woke up to a gorgeous woman straddling him. Unfortunately, the day only went downhill from there.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Darcy L., B. Rumlow/Crossbones - Complete
Bitches That Brunch reviews
Darcy's having some trouble finding Brock a birthday present. So she enlists the help of Jack Rollins. If you can call his advice help...
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Darcy L., B. Rumlow/Crossbones, J. Rollins - Complete
Fake It Til You Make It reviews
The fake relationship adventures continue when Darcy asks Clint to be her date to a wedding. It's probably a terrible idea but Jane's not available to pretend to be Darcy's lesbian lover so she's out of good ideas. Follows We Are Never Getting Back Together
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 1/24/2016
A Krampus Khristmas reviews
Tony thinks the labs have gremlins but Darcy really hopes it's just a rat problem. -Chapter 2 has been properly updated now, thanks for pointing out my blunder!-
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Darcy L., Pietro M./Quicksilver
London Calling reviews
Darcy found Jane in London to get away from her dead-end fling with Brock Rumlow. She wasn't expecting him to follow her.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Darcy L., B. Rumlow/Crossbones - Complete
NQK reviews
Brock has a tough mission and doesn't want to talk about it. Darcy has other plans. (NOW with the correct text posted!)
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Darcy L., B. Rumlow/Crossbones - Complete
We Are Never Getting Back Together reviews
Much to the dismay of Darcy, her ex makes her crazy and she honestly can't help it. So Clint offers to be her fake boyfriend for the afternoon because guy code states you don't mess with a taken lady. Darcy is skeptical.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Property of SHIELD reviews
Sitwell and Darcy have very different views on what constitutes 'damage' to SHIELD property.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Darcy L., B. Rumlow/Crossbones - Complete
Coffee and World Domination reviews
Darcy didn't expect Loki to show up at her weekly coffee shop trips. She wasn't even sure what she would say if he did…
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Make Way For The Queen reviews
Without the mask, his haggard but angry face would have scared any other lesser SHIELD techie or scientist but Darcy was the official new Queen of the Interns and stared him down without fear. (A Soulmate 'verse fic)
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Darcy L., B. Rumlow/Crossbones - Complete
A Case Of Misinformed Identity reviews
Tony doesn't like the idea of Pietro dating his daughter but Darcy just hopes the speedster passes her Seven Date Trials.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Darcy L., Pietro M./Quicksilver - Complete
Foreign Policies reviews
When Darcy was in high school, she had a major crush on a Sokovian exchange student. She never expected to see him again once they were all grown up and from the looks of it, neither did Pietro.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,921 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Darcy L., Pietro M./Quicksilver - Complete
A Bright Future In Delivery reviews
Darcy decides that it's nice to be swept off her feet for a change.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Darcy L., Pietro M./Quicksilver - Complete
Seven Minutes In Heaven reviews
When Darcy stepped into the elevator, she did not expect to meet her Avengers crush. AOS spoilers.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Darcy L., Pietro M./Quicksilver - Complete
War My Mind, So I Just Ride reviews
Darcy may or may not have a hot rod fetish but she definitely isn't having lewd thoughts about Captain America…
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Complete
Rubbernecking reviews
Steve is in the middle of a conversation when Tony Stark sniffs him. This is not going to be a good day.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Fool For Your Stockings reviews
Clint gives Darcy one hell of a birthday surprise.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Complete
Up All Night To Get Lucky reviews
Darcy and Clint decide to bar hop and act as each others' wingman. At the end of the night, Darcy goes home with someone she didn't expect. Set before Love Is An Embarrassing Thing.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Darcy's Super Secret Playlist for Seducing Archers reviews
Clint thought he and Darcy had a pretty easygoing friendship. He has to rethink their relationship after digging around her playlists…
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Trouble In Paradise reviews
Darcy's not having a good day. The sudden appearance of Wade Wilson isn't going to make it any better. Second in the Glamour Girl series.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Strangers reviews
Memories are flexible but the heart isn't always connected to the brain.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Huevos Habaneros reviews
In the Stark family, food solves most anything. Answers and explanations in the morning after Stark tries to kill Clint for impregnating Darcy. (Takes place after Pain Au Chocolat)
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye, Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) reviews
As summer ends, more and more people find out about Darcy and Clint. Some don't take it well. Mostly Loki. Sets place after Third Time Charm in the Leaving Through The Window series.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Darcy L., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Thor - Complete
Kiss Me (Good Bye) reviews
Darcy and Natasha deal with the boys listening in on Pepper's slumber party. Set right after Girls Are From Venus, Boys From Mars of the Leaving Through The Window Verse.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Hoist The Colours High reviews
While watching Pirates of the Caribbean, Darcy and a few Avengers have some pirate-themed dreams.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Stark Family Traditions reviews
Or the top 5 reasons why Tony isn't as bad a father as he sometimes thinks he is. Apart of my Tony is Darcy's father 'verse. Precursor to Pain Au Chocolat
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,058 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Darcy L., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Love Is An Embarrassing Thing reviews
Darcy has been wanting something more for a while now, but she isn't sure if Clint will ever be willing to give. Pre-cursor to Pain Au Chocolat.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,737 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Girls Are From Venus, Boys From Mars reviews
Tony decides that it's time for the guys to finally find out what happens in girlie conversations. They guys may or may not like what they hear. Follow-Up to Leaving Through The Window.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Complete
Leaving Through The Window reviews
Bucky and Clint notice that the girls are sitting together at the lunch table. No good can come of this.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Cupid's Nap reviews
Darcy's Valentine's Day doesn't go as expected. But she can live with it.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Civic Duty reviews
Sitting in as a juror for a trial does not count as a first date.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Third Time Charm reviews
Darcy hasn't been able to stop thinking about Clint since they started hanging out this summer. Has he been thinking about her? Prequel to Leaving Through The Window.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Lets Make Love (And Listen To Death From Above) reviews
Johnny is about 85% sure he just got negged by Darcy.
Crossover - Fantastic 4 & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Johnny S., Darcy L. - Complete
Rum In A Coconut (Escape) reviews
Darcy's first real vacation in ages. Of course she pisses off drug lords and ends up stuck in a crappy hotel room with Clint and some guy named Bond.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Satisfaction reviews
Clint just wants his satisfaction...
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Little Bit Inevitable reviews
Clint would give anything to forget that his soul mate was out there waiting for him.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Glamour Girl reviews
Wade Wilson (aka Deadpool) inadvertently introduces Darcy and Clint. Darcy is not amused and Natasha tries to kill Wade.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,248 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Reefer Madness reviews
There's peer pressure in the Avenger's game room. Clint is surprised he's even surprised anymore and Darcy has obviously been spending too much time with Loki. Clint/ Darcy with Darcy & Loki friendship
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Pain Au Chocolat reviews
Darcy's been keeping secrets from her father and Tony is not pleased. And when Tony's not pleased, he builds death rays; Darcy/Clint and Tony as Darcy's father.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Darcy L., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Desired Constellation reviews
Remus allows himself to be vain for once and Sirius uses his face as an astrology aid to make a point. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
With Every Heartbeat reviews
In which Remus searches for his scarf and Sirius has sticky fingers. Fluffy slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The 40 Virgins of Lupercalia
After James' failed attempt of Valentine's Day stalking, Sirius and Remus dispute the proper way to celebrate the most holy day of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dive In reviews
The real roots of the Black-Lupin Olympic game watching tradition are revealed when Teddy puts two and two together. Apart of my Raising Teddy Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sex Pistol reviews
Punk guitarist Remus Lupin was never been a big fan of popular band 'The Marauders', but with a chance like this, how could he resist?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,930 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Flotsam reviews
Sirius was never warned of seductive merman when he signed the papers for this house. Eventual R/S. Possibly slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,410 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Puppy Love reviews
Teddy has a very special someone he wants his fathers to meet. It doesn't turn out as Remus and Sirius expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Holiday In Greece reviews
Teddy's lecture on puberty goes awry when Sirius learns an upsetting fact about Remus' sexual awakenings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Bosom For A Pillow reviews
Teddy knows what he likes, even at age 6. Sirius will definitely have his hands full with this one. Apart of my raising Teddy universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Teddy L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dancing In The Dark reviews
It may take one person to ruin a life, but someone else can also kick-start it. The latter is exactly what Remus Lupin and Sirius Black need. AU, Non-magic, R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,364 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Young Love reviews
Remus and Sirius know that at this age, nothing good comes when Teddy says he misses them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Daddy Issues reviews
Sirius has to pick up Teddy after he gets into some trouble at school again . R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Sirius B., Teddy L. - Complete
It's In His Kiss reviews
This was not how Sirius wanted James to find out about his relationship with Remus. Nor was it how Sirius expected James to react.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
That Great Love Sound reviews
Ianto's a violinist and Jack works for a publishing company -A prequel to my AU CoE fix it If The World Ends...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
What Ever Happened To Saturday Night? reviews
Hangovers are great indicators of a fun night out- A Dancing in the Dark precursor drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Check Up reviews
Teddy gets revenge on his shadowing fathers during a medical check up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Teddy L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sexual Education reviews
After being caught in the hall, Sirius and Remus are taken up to Dumbledore's office for what they assumed was a stern warning...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just A Ride reviews
Life is a ride full of accidents and coincidences. Remus Lupin found it was better just not to question it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Remus L. - Complete
Skeletons reviews
Sometimes you just have to confront the skeletons in your closet before you can move forward. Sometimes it's someone else's skeleton.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Teddy L. - Complete
Alpine Springs reviews
Out of pity and slight arrogance , Sirius Black decides to give James advice on wooing a certain red-head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Traditions reviews
When it comes down to it, Remus really shouldn't be that surprised... RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Shoot Me Down reviews
"My baby shot me down..." a random drabble
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Four Times Gwen Saw Jack Naked reviews
and one time she didn't; pairing: Jack/Ianto; light Gwen/Jack one sided
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Debriefing reviews
All Owen could do now was curse legal DVDs as it was his attempts to fast foward through the copyright warnings that had resulted in the player completely freezing."
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Owen H., Jack H. - Complete
Me, Myself and I reviews
For once in his live, Ianto was standing up to someone. Lisa would have been proud, she always complained he was a push over." A fic based on Beyonce's song.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A Tree Grows In Wales reviews
Gwen invited Jack and Ianto to a Cooper Clan get together in the county. She's never going to make that mistake again...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
If The World Ends, It Won't Finish You reviews
My response/ fix it/ denial fic to CoE, so it's AU. "Ianto!" he screamed in panic as his mind tried to work out what was reality and what was not...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
A Breach of Contract reviews
Ianto has brought an attractive guest into the Hub and for once, Jack isn't happy...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A Trip to Congress reviews
In honour of the inauguration. Jack came to this treaty conference with two goals in mind: Make out with Ianto in front of Congress and meet Obama.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Asian Girls Do It Better reviews
Modern P&P w/Asian twist sort of AU : All Lena Chen wanted this summer was to sit back, relax and learn to love her family a bit more. What she got was Karma in the form of Fletcher Wallace Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,126 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008
Old Man reviews
The dangers of a Torchwood life leaves little room for jokes and laughter but with a sight like this how can Tosh, Owen and Gwen resist? Suggestions of Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Epilator reviews
The team has been sending their personal packages to the hub again...but what dangerous alien tech has Tosh brought in?
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete