The following quote is my favorite to date from the Naruto fandom. It is fron Artful Lounger's Kage no Naruto.
Naruto took one look at that Kusa ninja and thought ‘I spy with my big anime eye, something starting with gay snake.’
The above event took place right before the Forest of Death part of the Chunin Exams.
Artful Lounger's story can be found here: Kage no Naruto
From Innortal's True Angel:
He shook his head, ignoring the feeling of memories on the tip of conscious recognition. There would be time enough for that later. For now, he would rest, lending his strength to Reika, and silently promising to not eat anymore strange Angels.
Apparently, they didn’t digest well.
In a tent outside of Tokyo-3 in a foggy field, a military fan named Kensuke slept on as a squirrel pissed in his combat boots.