TooLateForASoliloquy
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Joined 07-13-08, id: 1633322, Profile Updated: 08-21-08
Author has written 5 stories for Marching Band, and Harry Potter.

Hey there, loyal readers! I'll keep this short! I started writing fanfic one day when I was trying to write a wrock song and every idea I had for a second verse was more of a story than a song. So I took all of those failed verse and wrote Not The Same. After that, my writing just took off. The majority of what I have up are one shots, but I'm writing a full length HP fic that's still in my head. I'll start really writing it after I finish 100 Drabbles and the rest of my unfinished RL/SB fluff pieces!

I love:
Harry Potter
Remus/Sirius
Slash
House
Robert Sean Leonard
Musicals
Shakespeare
Marching Band
Hedgehogs
Sweeney Todd
Gays
Wrock
Thrift stores
Anything retro or vintage

I dislike:
Hannah Montana
George W. Bush
Ignorance
People who overestimate themselves
People who underestimate others
High school Boys
Being trapped in my tiny town


Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. :

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,110 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 2,383 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 386,806 - Reviews: 7855 - Favs: 4,291 - Follows: 4,004 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
How to Live like A Dead Poet by HeadinTheClouds13 reviews
Ever wanted to know how to eat your toast like Neil? Make a bed like Charlie? Eat an Oreo like Todd? A guide on how to live your life like a Dead Poet!
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 189 - Words: 47,717 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 5/4/2008
We Look Like Animals by sunrise over boston reviews
Whiskey kisses, shared cigarettes, blood on the pavement: these are things that add up when two boys fall in love. A different take on badboy!Blaine and skank!Kurt, influenced by Richard Siken.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Everyone Has Finally Seen Enough by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius' mother. RLSB. SLASH! 1st chapter/letter - the Order, 2nd chapter/letter - James Potter : Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Frequent Flyer by SirenVoice11 reviews
Businessman Blaine Anderson finally learns exactly what is meant by the phrase "Flying the Friendly Skies." One-shot, smutty goodness. On a plane!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
DressUp by princessblaine reviews
Sequel to RolePlay- Darren has been ignoring Chris since Mia came back around... But Chris has a plan.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dance across my skin by Crazy4Moony reviews
Remus will always remember how it happened—the teeth and claws and fur. It'll always hunt his dreams. The fact that Sirius' words often bring back the memories isn't helping—he likes the boy, but what good could ever come from this? How can this be love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,155 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 8/27/2008 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Peter P.
A Very Potter Reading by YaoiIsLove reviews
Glee cast reading wherein Darren and Chris can't stop quoting AVPM/AVPS and everyone is confused.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Relationship In Six Parts by amaXdear reviews
Or, conversations between Burt and Kurt. There is background Puck/Kurt, but please don't be scared away if it's not your cup of tea. Burt and Kurt are the primary characters.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Love Is by msllamalover reviews
Love is different for everyone. Sometimes it's easily missed or heavily disguised. Without a doubt, love is the most magical thing. Snippets of every imaginable relationship, for the 100 pairing challenge. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 38,752 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hannah A., Neville L. - Complete
Artemis' Band Parodies by Artemis J. Halk reviews
...Guess what? I've spent fifteen to many hours in front of a computer, and now, you'll all pay! Evil laugh! Random band parodies of Christmas songs, popular songs and Disney songs.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 71 - Words: 24,090 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
The Spy Game by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
Honest to God, it all made him smile. Non-magic AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,067 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
SHOEBOX SUPRISE! by CutewithAcapital-Q reviews
SHOEBOX PROJECT FANs and readers! Its here! this is my way of making Shoebox Project and DH fit together! this is the Fic from which most of my future fics will stem from! Please REad! and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,778 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Band Story 100 Chapters by Hp-Music-Fan-25 reviews
Marching Band story about, well, kids who love Marching Band. Please Read. Most of these stories are true. based on me and my friends marching band history. Rated T just in case.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008
100 Drabbles The Marching Band Trio edition by SheWhoMustRockAndRoll reviews
100 Drabbles. As it says.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008
20 Questions: JamesLily by SheWhoMustRockAndRoll reviews
Just as the title says 20 Questions: James/Lily. I'm not gonna say anything else and ruin the surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Marching Band Dating Game by SheWhoMustRockAndRoll reviews
Annie's a match makerrr. Read it!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Lily Loves A Rocker by SheWhoMustRockAndRoll reviews
Lily and James are in an alternate universe, the muggle world. In this world Lily loves James, but James hates Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A New Life For The Potters by SheWhoMustRockAndRoll reviews
James and Lily never died. Dudley had a twin who got a letter to go to Hogwarts and ran away to the Potter residence, J&L also have another baby coming. Some slight SB/RL in the future maybe...:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,040 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Sirius' Woman by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Peter insists that Sirius needs a woman in his life. Rather than reveal that he already has Remus, Sirius opts for a more creative approach. An approach that succeeds in amusing James, arousing Remus, and confusing Peter further.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
The Prize by remuslives23 reviews
Sometimes losers can be winners. Written for week one of the ass carnival.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Brand New Journey by remuslives23 reviews
One journey ends, another begins. Written for Week Three of the ass carnival.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
After the Battle of Hogwarts by Hp-Music-Fan-25 reviews
Harry finally defeated Voldemort. He can finally live a normal life. Find out what happens After the Battle of Hogwarts. Mostly H/G and slight R/Hr. Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,449 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
100 Prompts for 100 Drabbles by SexySymphonyMisses reviews
We're trying our hand at 100 drabbles, no word limit max/min for us! Hope you guys enjoy! Rated T, just incase. NOTE: Our stories rarely link together. They're all basically one-shots.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008
Only in Greenwich by Pixie-Lated reviews
This is essentially crack!fic that aspires to a plot and fails. Deep down it knows it's meant to be profound! The problem is no one else does. Sirius runs from a fight with Remus to the States where Roger is running from a fight with Mark. Slash M/R S
Crossover - Harry Potter & RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Sirius B., Roger D. - Complete
Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lessons in Etiquette by albe-chan reviews
Sirius bumps into an one-time lover at work one day and a relationship rekindles. But what happens when the Ministry interferes and he finds himself responsible? Will he be able to save the man he loves or lose himself? RLSB.JPLE.SEX.VIOLENCE.VERY MATURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,168 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Safe in your arms by Crazy4Moony reviews
Remus is a danzel in distress and his knight in shinning armor happends to ride a motorcycle. So when Sirius saves him, and makes him stay at the manor, what on earth will happen? Will they ever be more then just friends? R/S, bit Reg/Sev. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,216 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.
One Plus One Equals One? by albe-chan reviews
A series of drabble-y oneshots for Cowah's lovely challenge. All Remus/Sirius, all with varying levels of SLASH. Rated for later installments. RLSB. SLASH. SEX. Challenge!Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Brotherhood by Tomo Potter reviews
NaNoWriMo 2008 novel. Remus has been having some rather... odd dreams about Sirius. What could they mean? RLSB, slash, swearing, BAD writing. It was NaNo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,598 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Sirius' Perfect Partner by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
All that mattered was the fact that it was Sirius' lips on his. All that mattered was the fact that it was Sirius' arms around his waist. All that mattered was the fact that it was Sirius' heart beating with his.RLSB! Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I wanna lick it' by InuYashaGirl007 reviews
When we listen behind closed doors... what could we hear? YAOI EdwardXJacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Don't Stop Me Now by The Edge of Malice reviews
“Either Playboy started printing pictures of girls with no boobs or those are blokes you’re staring at” Sirius finds remus looking at pictures of guys. SLASH RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Nite In Dobby by xxxharrypottaslilangel reviews
a harrowing tale of star crossed lovers as they fight against a world that wont accept them with only love on their side mxfxmxowl. EXPLICIT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Dobby, Albus D. - Complete
Forget Me Not by fuzzyalligator reviews
COMPLETE::Sirius has secretly been going out with Remus for a month and everyone's noticed. What will happen when Sirius loses his memory?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,880 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Marauders by Tomo Potter reviews
AU. The Marauders were just a silly little club at the start of school, sure. In their later years though, they got their hands on instruments, and ten years later, this story began. RLSB, SSSB, JPLE. Slash. Lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,376 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Addicted by fuzzyalligator reviews
One shot::Remus comes home from a mission for the Order to find Sirius addicted to some white powder. Written for lilyannalily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Remus Lupin and the Day of Servitude by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Remus and Sirius have been dating for months. It's perfect until Remus loses a bet and has to do ANYTHING Sirius wants. Guarantees laughs and slashy-goodness. Don't read if it's not your cup of tea, but you're missing great tea! Marauders' era. Remus' PoV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,628 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Severus S.
It All Started In The Bathroom by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
That'd be the perfect revenge.I didn't know you could be so evil!" "Oh,I can be evil if I want to.Very evil."Remus gave a rare devilish smirk. "Yes and did you know you're very hot when you're evil?."Sirius grinned at Remus' blush. "Oh,hush you."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,850 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Note Passing for the Intimately Bound by Moosxaxlot reviews
Remus and Sirius get poetic... and naughty. This is the sequel of "Ten ways note passing is bad and one that is good" but CAN be read separately. Warnings: RLSB, suggestive themes, swearing, SLASH. Don't like? Don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,798 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Used to know by Lotten reviews
Single father and haphazard artist Sirius Black is happy with his life. Remus Lupin is not; he can't seem to hold onto either a job or a lover. What will happen when the two old school friends meet? AU!fic. Muggle!fic. Slash, slash, everywhere slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Joys of Blackmail by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
Sirius see’s something he’s not supposed to. And poor old Remus gets blackmailed with only one, unthinkable alternative. RLSB, slight AU,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,660 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Not mine to give away by MissLoonyxXx reviews
Remus realises something and Sirius doesn't know why his friend keeps rejecting the guys who ask him out. SLASH! SBRL just a small fluffy oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Endlessly by almondcrescent reviews
Sirius and Remus love each other endlessly. Jigsaw pieces in the form of drabbles sewn together neatly by the lyrics of a fitting song. Please try and read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Somebody To Love by Drunkonmusic Gal reviews
Lupin has waited a long time to see Sirius, but somebody isn't too happy about it and decides to suprise them both. My first slash...let's not hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dictionary by Tomo Potter reviews
MAY CHALLENGE FICLET 26 Sirius thinks Remus is a human dictionary. Remus disagrees. RLSB slash, dialogue only.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Falling by Tomo Potter reviews
Sirius is falling for Remus.... Slash RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Study Dates and the Anatomy of a Teenage Werewolf by Moony4413 reviews
What happens when Sirius decides he wants to be more than Moony's best friend? WARNING RL/SB Don't like it don't read it simple as that
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Marauder's Map: A collection of memories by Trinity Black reviews
A collection of short ficlets showing what memories the Marauders have for various locations in and around Hogwarts - MWPP, will contain SB/RL and JP/LE in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Wardrobe by Crazy4Moony reviews
Sirius and Remus are forced to hide in a wardrobe, because they accidently had sex on their best friend's bed. Oh yes, accidents like that do happen--but how exactly? And who's fault is it? Sirius' penis, the skirt or the lube? Oh, so many mysteries. RS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Wet Paint by Bee's Girl reviews
James and Teddy go out for a stroll, and get more then they were expecting. Teddy/James FLUFF
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Teddy L., James P. - Complete
Look, Don't Touch by Tomo Potter reviews
MAY CHALLENGE FICLET 25 Sirius can only look at Remus. Slash, SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Look The Part by Tomo Potter reviews
MAY CHALLENGE FICLET 24 Sirius and Remus have realised they're gay, and Sirius is determined to look the part. Slash RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Seasons of Band by redxandkemicalx reviews
Alright, parody of RENT's "Seasons of Band"! Hope you enjoy! Don't own RENT!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Scars by Lily-Snape-568 reviews
One clarinet player struggles with fitting in with her friends. One-Shot. Please R&R but NO FLAMES! ALL FLAMES WILL BE REPORTED!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Till We Aren't Strangers Anymore by remuslives23 reviews
One shot. Can Remus and Sirius overcome the pain of their past and reunite? Set after GOF. This is slash - two men doing oh so hot things to each other. Don't like? Hmm, give it a try anyway!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sex with apples? by Crazy4Moony reviews
Remus is minding his own business, eating an apple. But Sirius and his ambiguous mind need to spoil Remus' happy moment, saying that Remus looks too hot eating an apple. So he makes a proposition: me, you, nakedness, and the apple. Oh, what will Remus do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Disney Song Parodies by CC Lartson reviews
A collection of Disney songs whose lyrics have been rewritten to have to do with marching band.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 3/10/2007
Knut for Your Thoughts? by albe-chan reviews
Sirius and James' brilliant plan to make money is squashed and Sirius finds that when Remus turns the tables, it's not all fun. SMUT. SLASH. SEX. RLSB. ONESHOT. For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Formalizing the Relationship by DragonDi reviews
Some major changes in life happen in a matter of moments. Will Sirius and Remus be able to acknowledge the fact that they already have what they didn't even know they wanted? SB/RL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The difficulty with Love by MissBellaBlack reviews
Sirius and Remus share a kiss and are frightened by what this means and how they feel. As years pass it becomes increasingly difficult for them to be together but they can't bear to be appart. Warning:Slash,Sirius/Remus,rated with later chapters in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Which Twilight Boy is Gay? by LolliliciousLolly reviews
So who is it? Edward? Mike Newton? Quil or Embry? WHICH ONE, DAMMIT? A parody of the well known and well mocked I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys...haha. Love Lolly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
BDSM by albe-chan reviews
A series of fics with a smattering of characters. Some are dark, some are amusing, all involve BDSM -bondage, S&M, kinkiness, etc- in varying degrees. SLASH. FEMMESLASH. SEX. MATURE. RLSB. SBRB. RLSBJP. RLLL. LLHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,636 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Mistletoe by remuslives23 reviews
James Potter is a dead man! James' life is hanging in the balance when he locks Sirius and Remus in their bedroom just before Christmas. It'll take more than a kiss to satisfy this mistletoe. S/R Will be slash. I'm a slash virgin so I need reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,890 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
James's Kink by PopePrincess reviews
James has a kink. Click to find out XD You know you want to. Slash, mentions of het. Just an excuse to write smut, as a reviewer poited out. lol XD SBRL or, if you prefer, RLSB. Come on and click on meeeeeeeee! Luv and kisses to all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Black's Ten Step Guide by albe-chan reviews
Sirius Black’s Guide to Getting the Object of One’s Affections in Ten Easy Steps. A bet between mates turns into so much more. RLSB LEJP. mild SLASH. non-explicit SEX.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,724 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
100 Drabbles Starring P, A, & A by paigetheclarinetist reviews
My 100 Drabbles with Piper, Amberly, and Audrey. T for language and occasional perverted comments...
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Sirius's Problem by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. One Shot. Sirius has a very large problem but he doesn't have the time to do anything about it ... how will his day go with this problem in his way? Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Not a Chance: THE LOST CHAPTER by albe-chan reviews
The smutty LOST CHAPTER from my main story. A gift for Readers for 300 reviews. SLASH. SEX. RATED M FOR A REASON. SBRL JPLE. Can be read alone, but not much plot. Posted in main story too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Spontaneous by albe-chan reviews
Remus is a stickler for routine. Sirius is anything but routine. What happens when they decide to get spontaneous? SLASH. MATURE. SMUT. RLSB. ONESHOT. Cheers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Silent Love by SiRiUsLyInLuV71 reviews
Post DH. James loves Teddy and Teddy loves James, but Harry will do everything in his power to save his godson and his son from each other. TeddyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Teddy L., James P.
Memory by Anais Lynn reviews
Memories, like embers, keep us warm... The Hush Sound. Shoebox Project Tribute... Slash... Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Something You Want To Tell Me? by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. Rating for safety. Sirius has a detention, but when McGonogal walks in and Remus hasn't left yet, desperate times call for desperate measures. Smut, basically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Friend to Always be There by Tronnie reviews
Sirius is gone, but can Padfoot help to get him back? Sirius revival fic. AU. very slight slash. please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
It's Called The Chamber of Secrets by CrazieDasie reviews
Remus and Sirius are the cause of school wide petrifyings. RLSB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
My Solitary Comfort by Alyssa Laine reviews
Sirius is prone to fits of sulleness. Remus just wants to help. Things take an unexpected turn... RATED M FOR A REASON, PEOPLE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Pretending by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Sirius always jokingly flirts with Remus, but one day he admits that he isn't pretending. Oneshot dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/1/2007 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Colossal Comedy of Clichés by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Parody of several SiriusRemus clichés in the world of fan fiction. I include some JamesLily too!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2007 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Legacy of the Marauders by MinervaEvenstar reviews
How do the Marauders cope with love, therapy, blenders, wearing dresses, pickup lines, holidays, timetravelers and more? Sequel to Formation of the Marauders, but no need to read that to understand this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,611 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 3/13/2005 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Severus S., Marauders
The Bet by akatsuki-chan reviews
When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Forever Yours by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Life in your Muggle school is stressful enough until the Marauders show up as new students and you start falling for one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,180 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Bodiless Voice by MinervaEvenstar reviews
James wants to tell the other Marauders his new plan to woo Lily, but Peter is busy eating, Remus is reading, and Sirius is doing something ::ahem:: else...Then, a bodiless voice comes along. RLSB oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2005 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
Complaints by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Sirius, and Lupin complain about inaccuracies that happen in the books and movies. Implied DMHG and RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/24/2005 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lovestruck by Loethlin reviews
Remus in the clutches of passion! Only... Something feels not quite right. Smut, no plot. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Like a Virgin by dragonfly-child reviews
RemusSirius. Sirius gives Remus a little surprise one day after a hard day of school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Arrangement by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
What the Werewolf Whispers by Sailor Simba reviews
At Lily's and James's wedding party, Remus "borrows" James's invisibility cloak and whispers naughty things in Sirius's ear. Slash ensues. Yes, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
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100 Drabbles reviews
I used the 100 Drabbles to introduce all of you to my fictional marching band. It's based on my real life band, with some slightly major charactor changes. Rated for language, minor sexual content, and slash. Yep, marching band has slash!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008
Marauder High reviews
What would happen if the Marauders were teens today? Muggles?American? Going to public school? What about in marching band? Would Lily ever fall for James? would Remus and Sirius still get together? Would Peter still betray them all? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Bathtime for Padfoot reviews
Padfoot has fleas. Remus gives him a bath. Sirius is turned on. See what happens! SLASH! FLUFF! Oneshot for now. That might change. Rated for safety.RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Not the same reviews
Three moments of Remus Lupin's life. Slash. Not explict. RL/SB. Slight RL/NT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Band is reviews
A little poem about what band is to me.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete