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Joined 07-13-08, id: 1633387, Profile Updated: 08-06-09

Hi!! My name is Shauna L. I'm 22 years old as of right now (though I often feel older). I live in Roswell, Georgia, but I was born and raised in Southern California. I love to read and write, but I don't know if you'll find any of my work on this site right now. We'll see though. I mainly got one of these accounts because I loved reading everyone's stories, and I wanted to be able to review the ones that I loved.

If you were curious my favorite books ever are the Twilight series, Harry Potter, the Georgia Nicholson books by Louise Rennison, anything by Meg Cabot, and I'm also fond of the Jessica Darling series by Megan McAfferty.

As you probably noticed...I don't have any stories. I'm not sure I will write any here. I am mostly here because I love reading the often amazing stories I read here, and they inspire me. I am an aspiring author myself, and I am currently in the middle of writing the first of a quintet series called "The Astrophile" (I'm hoping it will be the next Harry Potter...way to aim high, right?). Roxanne Kelly is actually the name of the heroine (and it's all copywrited so the title and name of the heroine are off-limits...sorry). If my series gets published--God willing--and it gets popular enough that people write fanfics about it--lol--I wanted to be the original roxanne kelly on this website. So if I end up getting published you know that I am the actual author of the book! So yay!

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Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Going Cullen by Shekiah Rosay reviews
A true-to-the-story account of each of the original seven members of the Cullen family meeting Carlisle, joining the coven, and experiencing true family for the first time. Special extended Jasper and Alice scene now included, as requested!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,510 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5699 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off The Job by Lily Turtle reviews
Ever wondered what our beloved characters do when we aren't brutally using them? Read to find out. Welcome to the Twilight fanfiction waiting room! Latest chapters - Breaking Dawn spoofs. Because I really just can't help myself... Chaos in its purest form
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
7 years later by TerraNovaa reviews
Jacob and Nessie 7 years later... Mild lemons. Haha.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
New Moon Karaoke by LindaRoo reviews
The plot of New Moon set to the tune of Bye Bye Miss American Pie by Don McLean.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Why I Love My Truck by sillybella reviews
Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete