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Author has written 22 stories for X-Men: Evolution, X-Men, Harry Potter, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, and One Piece.

Most of my stories are on hold or abandoned. If you like to adopt one, just ask and I'll tell you if its okay. Many have notice of on hold or abandoned on them.

My current interests are Harry Potter and a select few manga. One Piece I read every week, and Kuroshitsuji every month. A few others I like but haven't read lately are Bastard!!, Jack Frost and Soul Eater.

I also have an account at DeviantArt dot com, with the same name. I can't draw but I enjoy coloring the scans(even ifs amateur work, I try) from manga, so far its all One Piece. But I may try coloring a few panels from others like Yu Yu Hakusho and Bastard!!

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I like Harry Potter fanfiction, its about 90% of stories I follow. I love the books ... except that last few of the series.

The 6th book was bad, 7th was the absolute worse. For me, the biggest problem of the 7th book was inconsistant facts. Parts of it contradicted the early years.
The 5 biggest problems, First 3 are mine, last 2 are what others pointed out and I agree with.

1- Harry mourned more for Dobby than he did for Hedwig.

He yelled for Hedwig when she was hit, then it was "Okay, I cried out 'no!' and now I'm fine"... Seriously Rowling killed off Hedwig just so she wouldn't have to write about her anymore. There was not intelligent reason there. Seriously, if Harry had just half the wits he did in early years, he would not have had Hedwig in that cage as the "7 Harrys" made the escape. He would have had her fly off earlier in the day, then she wouldn't be in danger. DUH!

edit Dec. 2014-

I've heard comments of Rowling killing off Hedwig as symbolism of Harry's childhood was over/dying. I seriously hope that's just fan comments and not an actual fact from Rowling because its utter nonsense, as stupid as why Molly Weasley was the one to kill Bellatrix.

For one, Hedwig didn't symbolize Harry's childhood, that childhood was next to non-existent. His innocence died before that as well, with all the crap he's gone through in school from seeing a schoolmate being killed, to seeing his godfather falling through the veil. IF 5th year (Sirius' death) wasn't the end of his childhood, then the leaving of Privet Dr., the location of his dismal childhood was.

Actually, the end to whatever childhood he had was at the end of 4th year when he was kidnapped, saw the death of a class mate, used as part of a resurrection ritual that revived the monster that killed his parents, then was tortured by the same man that killed his parents? That was not the symbolized moment of the end of his childhood? Instead it was the death of his pet? A caged owl? Only thing can sum that up = WTF

Frankly, I still stand by the comment, Rowling killed off Hedwig because she didn't want to write her in anymore.

2- The anger of Neville Longbottom, the danger of Belatrix Lestrnage and the non-experience of Molly Weasley creates the most anti-climatic ending to a feud in the series.

We find out that Neville's parents were tortured by the 3 LeStranges and Crouch Jr.

Then in book 5 when the LeStranges escape we see that Neville pushing himself to learn in the DA and improve so much that only Hermione was getting the spells faster than him...but didn't it say a few spell he got faster than her? We are shown that the focus of Neville's anger was always on Bellatrix LeStrange, not her husband or his brother. When in the Ministry, it was Bellatrix that taunted Neville, not her husband. Ever since the first introduction of Bellatrix, she is portrayed as a very powerful and dangerous witch.

So at the final battle, does Neville faces off with Bellatrix to avenge his parents? No.

Who kills her? Was it a fighter that has been trained to duel and has experience in combat? No. It was a housewife that always seen doing houshold charms, but could not even take care of bogart. It was Molly Weasley who took out Belatrix.

After all the hoslitiy between Belatrix and Longbottom, having a simple housewife kill her off was very anti-climatic. Pathetic really.

3- The incosistancy of the facts of Parseltounge and Parselmouths.

The biggest pet peeve is the one that made me put the book down and it was over a week later before I could force myself to finish the book. All the way back in 2nd book, we hear that parseltounge is rare and most wizards cannot use it. In fact its so rare that within the books only a few wizards/witches in past 1000 years have been named to use it. The main ones that are mentioned in the books are Salazar Slytherin, Tom Riddle aka Voldemort, and Harry Potter. There are a few minor characters that were parcelmouths but most don't appear or are mentioned in the books. The few that are mentioned, were already dead by time Harry's parents were born. Those were the Gaunts, Tom Riddle's maternal relatives, esp. his uncle Morfin. I think Herpo the Foul may have been mentioned the books but that's about it for the books. There ARE other parselmouths in the HP-verse but they were not revealed in the books nor alive in Harry's time (at least by time of typing this - leave it to Rowling to create new characters that haven't appeared yet)

Yet how does Ron and Hermione get into the Chamber of Secrets in 7th book without Harry's help? Back in book 2 Ron couldn't understand parseltounge. Why Ron hisses 'open' to get in. WTF! We are suppose to believe the laziest boy in Harry's year remembers what that hiss sounded like 5 years later? Remember that he was worried about his sister at the moment and that he can't remember simple stuff from classes. I heard rumors later it was supposedly "Harry talks in his sleep" *and would say/hiss 'open' so years of this Ron knows it ... again WTF! I've heard its because Ron listened when Harry opened the locket in book 7, more believable than the sleep talking but it still has issues of being impossible. Because even if its from when Harry opened the locket, Ron wouldn't know the difference between a hissed "open" and "don't you talk to me! I'm angry for you taking that last piece of chocolate!" Sure "Harry just did the deed, of course Ron knows it was "open". But Ron doesn't KNOW the language so couldn't make one hiss be different from another.

If he heard Harry using a spell like the 'wingardium leviosa', (a spell that used actual words and not hissing) he could remember it, as he knew the words that were said then. But Harry was hissing and most hissing to human ears sounds the same. And just because you hear it, does not mean you can pronounce it correctly. It would be like an English speaker trying to say a Japanese word without being able to read the language. we hear the word 'tori' but depending on the subtlety of how it was said (TO-ri or to-RI) it could mean either bird or bridge! and native Japanese speakers usually talk fast so a foreigner doesn't pick up on the differences.

In short , Ron may have hissed, but everyone can too. As its a girls restroom, there are bounds to be hundreds of angry girls going in there in the past (Myrtle only died 50 yrs ago) and ...well as a woman I can tell you that when we do get angry, some of us do slurr our words so its a hiss,(done it myself) but there are only two times the chambers were opened before 7th book- 50 years ago and in Harry's 2nd year. Its simple really, Ron may have hissed but he does not have parseltounge so there should be no magic to empower the hiss. But after all the books giving that impression, in the 7th book, Rowling said "to hell with continuity!"

Note= not related to rant on book 7 but is more of an observation of fanfiction.

I've noticed that a lot of fics use parselmouth and parseltongue in wrong cases. Sometimes they use the two interchangeably or use the wrong one.

Parseltognue is the language itself. Parselmouth is someone who can speak parseltongue.

* Thanks to TheFlowerOfTheCourt for pointing out that I forgot about Morfin Gaunt was also a parselmouth.

Of course there are other things wrong with the HP series. IF you see something that I didnt' include and want to drop a note, go ahead, but give both what's wrong and the reason why its wrong. If I agree, I'll add it below as I did for these=

4- Hermione and the Obliviations

"And god, was that a terrible book. Did JK fall asleep and forget what she'd wrote? I mean, in the book, Hermione obliviates her parents and then a few chapters later, they're caught in a muggle cafe and she's told to obliviate the muggles, but she panics and says she doesn't know how and might mess up their minds. Right. Might mess up the mind of complete strangers. Never mind her poor parents. " -

Summited by She Who Cannot Be Turned

5- The Problem of the Fidelius Charm and consistancy

"Hi, I just read your profile where you mentioned the three worst things about Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and thought I'd point out another large inconsistency. Well, I say inconsistency, I could very well use the term "Plot hole as long and deep as the Grand Canyon, but twenty times as wide."

When the gang are at Shell Cottage, where Bill and Fluer live, Bill states quite clearly that the house is under the protection of the Fidelius Charm, with him as the secret keeper. He then states that the rest of his family are staying at their Aunt Muriel's house, with Arthur as secret keeper.
Here's the problem - James and Lily hid with Harry under the Fidelius Charm. Neither one of them was the secret keeper. Peter Pettigrew was the secret keeper, but did not live with them. Instead he had a hideout in another location.

See the plot hole?

Even if you argued that neither Bill nor Arthur actually owned the houses they were hiding in, there is still the flaw of them being able to live in the respective houses. Clearly there was nothing to either prevent James or Lily from being their own secret keeper or from forcing Peter to stay where they could keep an eye on him at all times.

Either Rowling did not think this through, or James and Lily were very very very very very stupid!

Summited by sprinter1988

member- thehelpinghand also had something to say about this charm=

"I was just reading through the things that you find wrong with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and another plot whole that can be found is also around the whole Fildius Charm thing. The Secret keeper must speak or write down the name of the house and only they can speak the location freely as shown in book 5. However there are four problems with this:
1. Bill stated the location of the house were ARTHUR was the secret keeper.
2. The death eaters were able to get in number twelve even though the location was not spoke or written down by the secret keepers.
3. How the hell did people find the Potter cottage?
4. How did Dobby take Harry, Ron and Hermione to Bill - Ron wasn't the secret keeper."

Again, thanks for the info :)

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A rant why I think Molly isn't a great mother or even a good mother.

Yes, she loves her kids, but that alone isn't what makes a good mother.

I'll go into detail of Molly's negative traits.

I first I'd like to say, I used to love Molly, in the first time reading the books I really did. But on re-reading and seeing some things, I now see how imperfect she is.

She is certainly not the worst mother but she is not the Saint of Motherhood some fans make her out to be. She is a loving mother, no doubt about it but I stop short of saying she is a decent mother.
She has many faults, most are overbearing, borderline control freak and not accepting her youngest for who they are.

-1st book= First we hear the twins asking why Percy got new stuff (new robes AND an Owl) "Because he's a prefect." was Molly's answer. Sounds okay, I can understand wanting to reward a kid who reached a high position in school... BUT take in consideration other factors=
Later on the train Ron tells Harry the family couldn't afford to buy him a new wand so he is sent to school with Charlie's old wand that id described as beaten up and Ron even says that the unicorn hair is nearly poking out.
Remember that the unicorn hair is the CORE of that wand. Since its nearly poking out, it means that wand is worn or chipped the core is nearly exposed and that can damage a wand. Ron DOES need a good wand for school performance.

Percy really didn't NEED new robes, he was able to deal with the 2nd hand robes for years. While new robes are nice, they are not mandatory for school performance. Hogwarts has hundreds of school owls, Percy could have used them so he didn't NEED a new owl.

Also that year, Mr/Mrs Weasly & Ginny go to Romania to visit Charlie at Christmas. We find out in 3rd book that travel is not cheap when Ron says most of the Lottery winnings his dad won went to the family trip to Egypt. So even if Molly bought those things for Percy, if she was really a great mother she would have told Arthur (whom I suspect didn't know since Molly is main one shopping for kids) that they couldn't go to see Charlie since they need to buy a proper wand for Ron at x-mas time.

-2nd year = Yes she has a right to yell at the twins & Ron for sneaking out ... but not in front of a guest and/or someone that is not family. Since that was the very first time Harry met her (few seconds at the platform does not count), Harry can NOT be considered 'extended family for the Weasleys'. So yes, a good mother would scold her kids for sneaking out ..but only after taking them into a different room so the guest wouldn't witness a family issue.

And not only did Molly scold the twins & Ron, she screamed at them (which is never good) and worse she screamed in front of Harry (again someone not of the family shouldn't be witness to a family issue). THEN one twin tried to tell her that the Dursleys were starving harry, she yells "YOU!" at the poor boy, then proceeds to butter some bread for Harry...and that was it.
Really, one of her sons tell her a friend was being starved and she did nothing, asked no further questions. The action of buttering the toast showed she heard the comment. But she acted as if there was nothing the twins can say that could be taken seriously.

Oh I forgot she was also comparing all three (Ron, Fred & George) to the older 3 boys (Percy, Charlie & Bill). Anyone whose raised kids knows that it a bad move as it causes resentment between younger & older siblings.

-3rd book - at Christmastime when Harry sneaks into Hogsmead= while looking at various candies like acid pops, blood pops, fizzing whizbees, at Honeydukes Ron tells Harry about the time one of the twins had given him an acid pop and it ate a hole in his tongue.
((Sounds bad to readers... but remember that the HP world has those trick candies and one of them are the Acid Pops which is currently sold at Honeydukes so they can not really be harmful or angry parents would have demanded the pops couldn't be sold. So I am assuming its a gag, like turning into giant canaries= Its a transfiguration that makes the hole (not actual hole being eating through it) that does not last long))

So if the twins give their brother a trick candy, it won't last long. But Molly's reaction? Ron tells Harry that she walloped him (the twin who gave the candy) good with a broom. So she didn't spank the twin ... she beat his ass with a broom! and due to the wording I doubt it was with the bristle end but with the hard handle.

-4th book- Again she yells at the twins in front of guests : Harry & Hermione. This time she also is yelling in front of two younger siblings who were not part of the behavior. Molly goes farther - too far- this time though ranting and raving where the guests and younger siblings can hear her.

She goes so far as saying "they have no ambition" and "that while they have brains, they aren't using them". She goes even farther saying "if they carry on they way they're going, they will end up in front of the Improper Use of Magic office." and "I don't know where we went wrong with them".
Above is all from Goblet of Fire, ch. 6 "Weasley Wizarding Wheezes".

This shows she really doesn't think that the twin's can realize their ambition of creating and running their own business, a joke shop. Heck it shows that she doesn't think highly of the twins, period.

Molly never asks them if they have researched what it takes to make a business, if they know what they are getting into. No instead she destroys their creations. Yeah some were questionable, but not all their products. Her actions made sure they would go behind her back and left them without a parent to talk to for advise.

-5th book- at the end when Harry meets the order and the twins at the platform. Molly comments in a hesitant way that the twins are going good in their shop. It happened after Ron comments about he dragon hide jackets the twins are wearing, and they say how well the shop is doing.
I think her comment was something like "I guess... they do have a mind for business". The issue I read so long ago showed she was hesitant to say something good about the twins & their shop.

Gee thanks for the support mom!

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A bit more on the Weasleys=

I've noticed the oddity of the Weasleys and the accountant cousin that is a squib.

I've always thought the Weasleys were a bit hypocritical in dealing with the squib cousin.
I've seen some appologists say "Squib cousin is nasty over having no magic, like Filcth, and refuses to talk to Molly, who gets upset" .

l call bullshit to that. The book was clear, it is not that "they don't talk TO the cousin", its "the Weasleys don't talk ABOUT the cousin." There is a very strong difference there.
Even if the cousin wasn't around, they can talk ABOUT him if they wanted to. So why was it "they don't talk ABOUT him'? I seriously doubt its because of his job.

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Some more on Hermione Granger and her parents=

Ever noticed how little time Hermione spends with her parents?

On the visits, first let me explain my math, for summer they (normally) have the last week of June, then all of July & August, that's about 68 days, then two weeks, 14 days, of winter Hols. 6814=82
So once school starts kids see their family only 82 days out of the year. We will treat this like the books summers are included in the school year that happens after it. Summer between yrs 1 and 2 then are calculated in Year 2.

year 1= goes home on x-mas, On the visits, first let me explain my math, for summer they (normally) leave on the 3rd Thursday of June, then all of July & August, that's an average of about 68 days, then two weeks, 14 days, of winter Hols. 6814=82
So once school starts kids see their family only 82 days out of the year.

Save for 4th year due to Tri-Wizard Tournement, summer is shorter, students didn't get home until July 3rd, stays at Hogwarts for x-mas so students have 52 days for summer instead of the 68

year 1= goes home on x-mas, = = sees parents 82 days out of the year.
year 2= stays home during summer, stays at Hogwarts for x-mas = = sees parents 82 days out of the year
year 3 = stays home during summer (save for last few days at Leaky Cauldron), stays at Hogwarts for x-mas = = sees parents 80 days out of the year
year 4= stays home during summer (save for last week for the World Cup), stays at Hogwarts for x-mas = = sees parents 75 days out of the year
year 5= This one is tricky. We know that the students didn't get home until July 3rd for the summer. Then Harry has letters from Hermione and Ron and figures they are at same place but not know when Hermione gets there. Once Harry arrives at Grimmauld on Aug. 6th, we see that Hermione is already there. So July 3rd to Aug. 6th is 34 days. WE are not sure when Hermione gets there. She spends x-mas at Grimmauld = sees parents for 33 days or less

Unfortunately I cannot remember year 6 summer well. I know that Harry spent half of summer at the Burrow but can't remember about Hermione. And for year 7 = The guard arrives on July 27, Hermione is one of the "7 Harrys". We do not know when she left her parents. We know she did spend some time as she obliviated them this summer.

Since the first 5 years are only time we can accurately (mostly damn TWT), lets stick with those. in 5 years time Hermione only sees her parents for 352 days. That's about one year worth of seeing her parents spread over 5 years.

I've heard people yelling "But she had to go to be safe!" I answer with "So it didn't' matter if her parents were not safe? After all, they were left behind and didn't get to come with her." If people thought that DEs would go to Granger's house, see she's not there and leave her parents alone, they are stupid. The DEs would still kill her parents.
Then Hermione goes home for x-mas in 5th year, only to leave her parents and go to Grimauld. Its bad enough that they didn't get to see their daughter for the full 8 weeks they have with their daughter in the summer, she ups and leaves them during x-mas! ...did she arrive before Christmas?

"But Arthur Weasley was injured!" Yes but Hermione is not a healer, her presence could not change anything. "But Ron needed the support!" Not to be callous but Ron had his family, again Hermione's presence could not change things.
Hermione needs to spend some with her own parents.

6th year was a repeat of how little time she spends with her family.

Frankly I'm not surprised at her attitude in 7th book= She showed more problems of obliviating strangers in the café (when DEs caught up to them) than she did with wiping away 17 years (16 years of her life 9 months of pregnancy) when she took away her parents' memories of her.

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A lil rant on Remus Lupin,

I've had thoughts on him for a while but didn't think to add him to my rant after Molly until I gave a review to dreaming of rocketships on the story "Black Knight". I've seen many fics have Remus call Harry "my cub".

"His cub"? WTF Harry is not his cub! IF he was, then Lupin would have tried to do more for Harry. Hell Remus didn't even tell Harry his connection to Harry's parents until the end of the school year, when he confronted with Sirius Black and Pettigrew.
I hear many fans try to defend Remus saying "well Dumbledore likely asked/ordered him not to approach Harry before and to keep a distance at Hogwarts". If so, then that just proves Remus puts Dumbledore's wants ahead of Harry's needs.

And what about after Harry knew who Remus was? In 4th year, when Harry is entered the tournament, he never hears anything from Remus, only Sirius.
Hell, Sirius came back to the country that wants to have him executed on sight (the dementor's 'kiss on sight'), lived in a cave and ate rats just to give support to Harry. Remus was never heard from during the Tournament.

Then there is the issue of Remus choosing Harry to be the godfather to his son. As dreaming of rocketships pointed out, it was a bit unwise as Harry was on the run and being "Undesirable #1"

Really, I have to agree, it was a bad idea for Remus to choose Harry. Harry was only 17, had no experience of having a responsible adult to take care of him (so didn't know what do to himself), no job and was on the run and had Voldemort wanting to kill him.

Remus ="Hey, you're the last connection I have to my old friends, despite the fact I never tried to contact you before or after the time I taught at Hogwarts. You're 20 years younger them me, only 17 yourself and on the run. Will you be my son's godfather?"

Harry = "I don't know why you're asking me, someone who has a high chance of being killed and not someone who is likelier to survive, like Bill. I'm on the run and we don't know how long this will take, so if you get killed before I finish my mission better hope the grandparents (though you know the grandfather has a high chance of dying because, you know, being muggleborn) stay alive to take care of your son. Though I never got to experience what a father or godfather is suppose to do and the one male influence in form of my Unlce is verbally abusive and neglectful, sure, I'll be honored to be the godfather."

-_- yeah right

Also ever notice the fics that try to put Remus as the most intelligent one of the Marauders and often make Sirius ...average if not dumb? This is despite the facts=

1- in bk 3 during the x-mas scene in the Three Broomsticks, Minerva said that Sirius and James were brilliant.

2- bk 3 again, it was James & Sirius that found how to become animagi, said to be a difficult task. It wasn't just power or determination. They had to figure out how to do it by themselves (without teachers) Remus did not help out there, in fact he didn't know about it until they succeeded.

3- bk 5? - When Harry saw Snape's worse memory, it showed the Marauders during O.W.L.s, its implied again that Sirius was quite smart.

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I have many stories on my "favorite story" list, I have come across a few rare finds in the Harry Potter-verse that have wonderful sence of humor=

"Humor Me" by StormyFireDragon = ch 2 - "ALBUS DUMBLEDORE," yelled Minerva. "HOW DARE YOU TRY AND INVADE THE MIND OF A STUDENT?"

By now the entire hall was listening to the conversation. Albus was trying to say that he had nothing to do with it and that the voice was lying. Minerva slapped him across the face. When she was done, Poppy stood up and repeated the gesture. From there Pomona took a shot. Filius came up next with a lead pipe and belted him one. Leslie Neilson came up next and slapped the old man. From there a nun with a guitar came up and crashed the instrument over his head. After that a hooker came up and hit him with her purse. Hagrid walked up next cracking his knuckles. Severus was wearing an evil grin on his face as he took a swing with a baseball bat. Sybil Trelawney was waving her tennis racket. An old lady sprayed him in the face with pepper spray. Harry looked around in shock. There was a line of people waiting to take a crack at Dumbledore that made a circuit of the hall all the way to the door.

"Where did all of these people come from?" asked Harry looking around. "Isn't that a priest punching the Head Master in the stomach?"

"It is," said Hermione in awe. "It looks like the Pope is next."

"Partially Kissed Hero" by Perfect Lionhart. I have asked to get permission to add a very funny quote. But respect for a fellow author's property prevents me from adding it UNTIL I get that permission. This story is well written and adds a twist to the "evil Dumbledore" and "Smart/independent Harry" stories. I am only on the 9th chapter and I love the scences with confused Draco mubbling about "The Cononel" and in ch 8= the muggle ignorant Dumbles trying to warn the 'American Ministery of magic' about the threat of the new Dark lord =Cononel Sanders! XD

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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 189 - Words: 836,383 - Reviews: 12515 - Favs: 5,907 - Follows: 4,879 - Updated: 11/3 - Published: 9/4/2005
Hogwarts a History - Year 2 Compendium by jade-fae reviews
With summer out of the way it's back to school for a nice boring year of magical education, right? Not for Harry Potter. Crazy Quidditch Captains, adorable centaurs, stalkers and ninja's and spider girls, oh my. And this isn't even counting the crazy house elf or Slytherin's monster. What's a Harry Potter to do. Maybe get a shave?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/30 - Published: 6/21/2019
A Different Professor by AsphodelWolf15 reviews
"Her skeleton will lie in the chamber forever." Ginny has been taken to the Chamber of Secrets and Harry may know where that is. How would things have turned out if he had gone to a Different Professor? Rated T for violence and gore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 380,023 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 5,666 - Follows: 7,311 - Updated: 10/25 - Published: 5/16/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Hidden Tales From The Chamber of Secrets by Polydicta reviews
The now obligatory selection of plot-bunnies, orphaned scenes, omakes and idiocy that sometimes bring my mind to a grinding halt. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation. Brain-bleach recommended!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 70,890 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P.
The Fidelius Kept Secret by Venquine1990 reviews
After the meeting in the Hogs Head and talking with Sirius, does Harry come to a shocking discovery that breaks his heart and makes him make a drastic decision. A decision that will test the friendship between him and his Quidditch Team. Will they succeed? Will they be able to do what Peter Pettigrew couldn't? Can they keep the secret, even from Dumbledore? And what about the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 141,768 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 12/24/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Sirius B., Albus D.
The Dark Lord's Not Dead! He's Resting! by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In the depths of Azkaban, Sirius taunts Bellatrix over her faith in her Lord's survival. She doesn't quite get the joke. (Monty Python ripoff: Dead Parrot!Voldemort. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/8 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Taciturnitas by LikeArrowsInTheHand reviews
One-shot. Dedicated to all the fanfictions that piss me off. Specifically the AU ones where Harry spends years away from the magical world, is found, forced to come back and do whatever the Ministry or Dumbledore wants, and he goes along with it. Like a moron. Big middle finger to that. This is basically my hard-headed response to that situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3 - Harry P. - Complete
Matilda Wormwood, Meet Wednesday Addams by NotMarge reviews
Those red bellied piranhas, they really do bring people together.
Crossover - Addams Family & Matilda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,008 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 10/17/2018 - Morticia A., Gomez A., Wednesday A., Matilda W. - Complete
The-Boy-Who-Says-No by SandshrewTea reviews
Lily Potter stood defiantly before the man threatening her son, and had one word for him when he told her to step aside from the crib. That was the last word she ever spoke, but it was destined to be the first word out of the mouth of her son. It would also be the word that would mark him for the rest of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,988 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 7/14 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Altair Institute of Magic by keepingiteasy reviews
After Callisto Potter defeats Voldemort in the graveyard after the third task, Minister Fudge and Headmaster Dumbledore decide to create an exchange program with the Altair Institute of Magic, a school that caters to all types of magical beings, to "improve" relations with creatures. They just want the Girl-Who-Lived out of their hair. Of course, everything just had to go sideways.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,642 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 4/3/2018 - Harry P., Luna L., Susan B.
What Magic Takes by sleepysnore reviews
Magic took Petunia's family. Now she is at the mercy of wizards and finds that what magic takes, magic gives back too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,212 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 3/29/2019 - Harry P., Petunia D.
Harry Potter and the Pranking of the Multiverse by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter has achieved immense power, a large bit of craziness, and a desire to seek amusement where he can. This will be a series of stories of him traversing the multiverse solving problems through ways that amuse him. Various crossovers planned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,117 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Harry P.
To the Letter by Lexarius reviews
Originally titled "Well, You Told Me To." Vignettes with characters deciding to take things to the letter, but certainly, not in spirit. (Includes Dumbledore bashing. One-shots. First chapter written in just ten minutes. Unedited except for basic grammar.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 1/26/2019 - Harry P., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Changing Times by ragsweas reviews
In 1976, James Potter had a nightmare. Things changed after that. Nobody questioned it. Nobody could link it back to James Potter's nightmare. But in 1976, James Potter had a nightmare and history changed as we know it. Cross Posted on AO3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,412 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 3/2/2019 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Marauders - Complete
The Boy Who Planned by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. Four days after Dumbledore has informed Hogwarts that the school will be hosting the Triwizard Tournament this year, Harry plays a hunch and sneaks off to Gringotts. At Gringotts, Harry begins a plan. Later, when the Goblet of Fire spits out Harry's name, Dumbledore is shocked by what Harry does next. This is an H/Hr story that bashes Dumbledore and Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,300 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 6/15 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D., Dobby - Complete
Virginia is for Lovers by Lady FoxFire reviews
You find yourself in an unwanted marriage contract. Your death is not an option, your future spouse and in-laws' deaths might be an option. That is until Neville shows you how to escape and perhaps a way to deal with a Dark Lord who just doesn't want to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,946 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 6/12 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Take me with you by the Azbaban Dreamer reviews
Fresh out of his first year at Hogwarts, Bill Weasley arrives home at the Burrow to be welcomed home by his brothers. However, Charlie isn't as enthusiastic as Bill had hoped. Following him to an apple tree in the orchard, Bill finds out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26 - Molly W., Bill W., Charlie W., Arthur W. - Complete
Rules and Havok by Ihatechoosinganame reviews
A more rebellious outcaste Fem Harry befriends a rule following but just as outcaste Percy Weasley. Rated for language and sexual situations. Bashing some main characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Harry P., Percy W.
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 125 - Published: 4/28 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Love Potions by User528491 reviews
Something was wrong with James. Something was worse with Albus. Harry can only thank magic that Lily seems to have been spared.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/7 - Harry P., Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
From the Mind of Dunuelos: Plot Bunnies by dunuelos reviews
Random Bunnies. If anyone finds a bunny they like, feel free to take it home. See first chapter for disclaimer. Rating is for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,232 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/27/2014
Molly Weasley and the Second Cousin by ZebJeb reviews
Molly's children do not know much about her second cousin, besides him being an accountant or something. She has a good reason to keep her family in the dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 139 - Published: 2/15 - Molly W. - Complete
The Right Consequences by laumeidelfin reviews
Harry finally has a choice to make and people to talk to. How well will Albus/Molly/Snape take the news and are the people Harry decided to trust the right ones? Third installment from The Right Parent/The Right Friends. Sirius/Harry bonding. Mentions of abuse small amount. The usual amounts of character bashing. Divergent from Book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,330 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B.
What They Believed by phoenixgirl26 reviews
After Harry Potter's name came out of the goblet of fire, he worked on plans with his godfather, Sirius. They found a way for Harry to survive, but they also found a way for the both of them to have the lives they wanted. One shot. No pairings, father/son relationship. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,626 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 161 - Published: 2/6 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Saved by the Goblins by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The goblins of Gringotts dispose of a nasty little artifact discovered in a certain vault. Oh, and the rest of the soul attached to it, too. [Crackfic. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/22 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts by HaikenEdge reviews
Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 3,776 - Follows: 3,635 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Fay D. - Complete
The House is like your Family by the stargate time traveller reviews
"The House is like your family." The most basic rule at Hogwarts. Only for Harry Potter, there's a definition of family which is the complete opposite of what many define the word as. A series of one-shots as Harry goes through his years, and becomes increasingly cynical about the magical world, Hogwarts, and family in general.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,958 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 12/12/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Annihilating Albus by senawario reviews
One responsible adult realises the inevitable (much earlier than he would have under a different author!) and decides to do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,559 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 12/5/2019 - Published: 12/16/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B.
Saved By The Boggart by Right What Is Wrong reviews
[AU] Boggarts behave a little differently than in canon, and matters go south very quickly for a certain treacherous rodent. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/4/2019 - Sirius B., Remus L., Peter P. - Complete
A Brazilian Getaway by VikingBench reviews
Tired of his treatment at Hogwarts after his first year Harry, with some help, leaves for Brazil. Disclaimer: I don't own anything that has to do with the world of Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,453 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/22/2019 - Published: 4/22/2018 - Harry P.
Harry Potter And The Cursed Plotline by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry gets ambushed by two unfamiliar boys with oddly familiar faces and learns some very strange things. [Oneshot. Crackfic. Time travel. Albus-bashing (NOT Dumbledore-bashing). Not for "Cursed Child" fans.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/18/2019 - Harry P., Cedric D., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Force Interrupt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Sirius and Remus do a better job of making sure Pettigrew isn't going anywhere in a hurry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 55,213 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 11/16/2019 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Harry P.
Pranking The Tournament by Gardevoir687 reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,256 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 3,275 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Sirius Saves Himself by Right What Is Wrong reviews
It's amazing how much writing a politely-worded letter can get you. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/11/2019 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Weaseling Past The Age Line by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Weasley Twins point out the insufficiency of the Age Line, and a few other things. [Oneshot. Crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/4/2019 - George W., Albus D., Fred W. - Complete
Groundhog Harry 2: Luna's Ecclectic Boogaloo by zugrian reviews
If Harry Potter thinks that he gets a chance to go hilariously bonkers and not take Luna Lovegood with him, he's got Another Thing Comin! Cue Judas Priest guitar riff!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,339 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 468 - Published: 10/27/2019 - Harry P., Luna L., Parvati P., Daphne G.
PISSOFF by VizeerLord reviews
My take and spin on a few Ideas from other Writers. Offered a chance to Right wrongs, escape the Dursely's, and sling the 'V' at Dumbledor and the System, Harry Accepts the chance offered by a blond and the Goblet of Fire. Bash; Dumblerdor, Fudge, and Ron. No ships at this time... but will take options. fixed 1&2
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,103 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 10/18/2019 - Published: 3/5/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Fred W.
Tales From the Cutting Room Floor: Harry Potter by EdStargazer reviews
Various crack and idea kernals that would not survive alone. Many tropes involved and more than occasional Dumbles bashing. September 26, 2019 Slytherins Are Evil!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 63,930 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 9/26/2019 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Harry P.
Playing by the Rules by RobSt reviews
Sometimes playing by the rules is not just your best option, it can be your only option.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,925 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 2,732 - Updated: 9/1/2019 - Published: 8/11/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by kb0 reviews
Sirius decides to stop brooding and asks a few pointed questions which leads Harry to an interesting choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 253 - Published: 8/29/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Like Grains of Sand in the Hourglass by Temporal Knight reviews
During the Battle in the Department of Mysteries Nymphadora Tonks finds herself thrown back to the beginning of Fifth Year. With two Tonks walking around and her faith in Dumbledore eroded what's a Metamorphmagus to do? Protect Harry Potter at all costs, that's what! Tonks ends up crafting a new identity for herself and infiltrates Hogwarts to fix the future. Pairing: Harry/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,574 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 5,066 - Follows: 4,148 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breaking of the Blood Wards by ZebJeb reviews
Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Clarke's Law by senawario reviews
No summary, except a sheepish, "Sorry, couldn't resist!" Oh, and also, "Sorry it's so short!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/3/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto Blooper Reel by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A collection of goofy alternate takes on canon scenes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/7/2019 - Published: 6/4/2019
The Gods Themselves Cannot Recall Their Gifts by Right What Is Wrong reviews
[AU] Upon his bodily dissolution on October 31, 1981, Voldemort discovers that his Horcruxes do, indeed, anchor him to immortality. In fact, they anchor him all too well. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/3/2019 - Voldemort - Complete
James Stormcaller and The Walnut Court by Baked The Author reviews
Abandoned by his Uncle after one magical accident too many, a more inquisitive and adventurous Harry sets out to learn about the magic of nature in the Forest of Dean! Along the way, he meets spirits, magical creatures, fairies, and learns of a hidden world. AU/Shaman!Harry "Foxes! Fairies! Ghosts! Songs! Tree-house! Land-lady!" "VERA!" "What?" rated T for mild language and action
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,210 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 5/28/2019 - Published: 4/10/2018 - Harry P., Remus L., OC
Demon Bane's Heir by GenkaiFan reviews
The night after Harry loses Sirius, he discovers that Hogwarts holds a secret older than time and discovers he has much in common with one that earned the title: "Demon's Bane." AU Valdemar/HP cross Slash with canon pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Valdemar universe - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,781 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 5/19/2019 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter 1 shots by monbade reviews
This is drabble and ideas for stories. If you want you can use it to expand into your own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 100,042 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/11/2019 - Published: 8/1/2011
Harry Potter and the Half-Giant's Wand Rights by ZebJeb reviews
In Harry's sixth year, he confronts Albus about why Hagrid never got his wand rights returned. The confrontation reveals an unsettling truth. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 95 - Published: 4/7/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Trunk With A Difference by CatsAreCool reviews
Lily had hoped for the best, but she always planned for the worst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 4/7/2019 - Published: 3/23/2019 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
DADA teachers save the day by Vanwilder reviews
When Harry gets trapped in the Graveyard, it's time to pull out the big guns.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Black Widows by White Angel of Auralon reviews
People believed that they were such great couples. If only they knew. The two sisters were great actresses, who would play their roles until they had reached their goals. Secrets of their family would bring them what they wanted for themselves and their children. Deception was something they had learned from a young age after all. Both would have done well in Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 390 - Published: 3/18/2019 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
Harry Potter - Carry On Wayward Son by Sliksick reviews
On the job one night, Crowley discovers a house with a child being abused by a family. He takes the kid in and adopts him as his son. The child is Harry Potter before he ever got his letter to Hogwarts. This is a story of him growing up with Crowley and Gabriel as parental figures with all the obstacles that come with becoming part demon, part wizard, and all kinds of crazy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 217,427 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 2,945 - Updated: 3/7/2019 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Gabriel, Crowley
Leaving it all behind by Amira Devant reviews
Harry knew about the horcruxes when he is faced with betrayal. Fleeing, he enters a new school. If he has to die then he will drag the SOB Voldemort with him. Facing death, Harry leaves it all behind. HPxOMC SLASH AU!4567!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,481 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 4,338 - Follows: 4,963 - Updated: 2/27/2019 - Published: 2/16/2010 - [Harry P., OC] Albus D.
Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, God and Wizard by dunuelos reviews
It's finally happened: The Lone Traveler became a God. With the Divine name Marek Ilumian, Patron God of Free Will, Minor God of Knowledge and Travel, sometimes he goes over the top. But he's all about giving people a choice - or at least the opportunity to Choose. And having fun, of course. And Pie. Lots of Pie. Completed but I've added more.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 237,182 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 2/26/2019 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Complete
Muggleborn Teacher by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Keith Brackwood was disillusioned with the wizarding world. So he, like many other muggleborns, returned to the muggle world and after taking his A-levels and finishing university he took a position at a small primary school in Little Whinging. He couldn't have foreseen how this decision would influence the fate of the savior of Wizarding Britain. Child Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,308 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 5,878 - Follows: 7,590 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., OC, Arabella F.
Ilha da Queimada Grande by monbade reviews
Harry kills Voldy at the ministry. Dumbles pulls his manipulation and Harry reacts. This is a Dumbledore and Molly bashing. This is a one shot around 17.4k Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,399 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 294 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Hot Shower by Lady FoxFire reviews
There are intruders in your house. Your wife is being held hostage. What do you do? Answer – Go take a hot shower.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 146 - Published: 2/17/2019 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Hermione Granger and The Obliviated Parents by ZebJeb reviews
Twenty years after returning her parents' memory, Hermione reflects on how well things worked out with her parents. Her parents have a differing opinion. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/11/2019 - Hermione G., Dr. Granger, Mrs. Granger - Complete
Angel of Death by Riddle.Me.Harry reviews
Legend got the story of the Deathly Hallows wrong. Death had introduced them into the mortal world but not as a reward for cheating him. They didn't make one a Master of Death, either. They had really been introduced for recruitment purposes, a fact that Harry came to discover after losing Sirius and resolving to seek revenge on those who have wronged him. SLASH. HP/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,764 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/9/2019 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Harry P., Death
On Her Own by HP Slash Luv reviews
Vernon was supposed to be her Prince Charming, but Petunia is forced to make a decision.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/26/2019 - [Petunia D., Vernon D.] Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 7,539 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Miscommunication Is Wonderful by Right What Is Wrong reviews
During the war with Voldemort, several witches and wizards independently come to a single conclusion: Voldemort has a Horcrux that must be destroyed. Luckily, each of them are thinking about a different one. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/21/2019 - James P., Regulus B., Andromeda T., Amelia B. - Complete
This Tournament Needs Better Security by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Hermione realizes that some nonsense will inevitably befall Harry on Halloween 1994 and decides to soften the blow by inviting two more unwilling Champions to the Tournament: Peter Pettigrew and Tom Riddle. [Parody. Crack. Oneshot. Ron, Dumbledore, and Fudge bashing.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 173 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Fearful Redux by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 1/17/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Applied Chemistry by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry Potter, hitherto uninvolved with the war on account of being a Squib, learns from his furious parents that Dumbledore has dropped his comatose brother like a hot potato and declared him the Chosen One instead. He takes swift and decisive action. [Oneshot. Wrong Boy-Who-Lived. Squib!Harry. Good!Potters. For whitetigerwolf's Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived Challenge.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/17/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Scaled Mother by jukehero461 reviews
Harry is convinced he's going to die as he waits to start the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament, and looking back on his life... he's not happy with how it turned out. When he receives advice from an unexpected source, well, what's a pissed off savior to do? Mild Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,451 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 3,784 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Precautionary Measures by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Alastor Moody was half-mad, but not stupid. One shot. Crack-ish omakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/8/2019 - Alastor M., Amelia B. - Complete
One-Trick Champion by Right What Is Wrong reviews
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." Harry discovers his hammer, and the Triwizard Tournament is looking an awful lot like a nail. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 148 - Published: 1/7/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Honor To Serve by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A continuation of the world of Honor a Hufflepuff. Harry Potter takes up his seat in the Wizengamot before his fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,761 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 1/5/2019 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Goblet's Revenge by duskglow reviews
Harry snaps at the beginning of the first task, and stops caring about anything, including whether he lives or dies. The Goblet decides to take matters into its own "hands". Toss in a mildly depressed dragon, and things get very interesting very fast. Didn't start out as a crack-fic, kinda turned into one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,628 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 7/16/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
Albus Dumbledore and the Limbo Conversation by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore meets a different Harry Potter in the Limbo version of King's Cross, where he learns some disturbing facts and discovers a glaring hole in all of his plans for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 158 - Published: 12/29/2018 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Luck of the Absurdly Lucky by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Thought a mere mouthful of Felix Felicis was impressive? Now, suppose Harry had downed the WHOLE vial... [Crackfic. Parody. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/11/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
It Must Be Love by phoenixgirl26 reviews
This is a short story about love potions. Warning: some strong language, character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/8/2018 - [Harry P., Sally-Anne P.] Kingsley S. - Complete
Issues of Magic by noctisxsol reviews
Magic is a strange and uncontrollable beast, one small thing changes and who knows what can result. Actually, I do. Madness. Complete, utter, and hilarious madness. Everything that can go wrong with Voldemort's Resurrection. Crack. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/17/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort
Capable Cedric by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Cedric dodges. History changes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/10/2018 - [Cedric D., Cho C.] Harry P. - Complete
Consistent Blood Protection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Killing Curse still bounces.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Triwizard Without Tears by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A certain amount of lateral thinking goes a long way in the Triwizard Tournament. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 157 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
The Purge by Redbayly reviews
When a man is pushed to the end of his tether, be prepared for violent retribution. The magical world had better prepare itself for the turning of the tide. If the magical government cannot be trusted to protect its people, then Harry Potter will just have to do it himself. Trigger Warning: Graphic depictions of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,413 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 11/8/2018 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Harry P.
Love Potioning Gone Wrong by Right What Is Wrong reviews
You may have read fics in which Ron and Ginny attempt to Love Potion Harry and Hermione, but never quite like this. Oneshot. Crack. OOC!Weasleys; Love-Potion!Weasleys-bashing.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/5/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Hogwarts a History - Mazes and Monsters by jade-fae reviews
There was more than a Cerberus, a chessboard, and a logic puzzle protecting that famous stone. Low tier amateur dungeon dive. We are really bad at this. The horror... the HORROR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Complete
Captain's Feral Puppy by Grizzly98 reviews
Rumors and gossip is nothing new. Everyone on the Straw Hat crew is used to it. But that doesn't stop them from getting a little revenge on a group of Marines they happened to overhear. After all the Straw Hats are just all bark and no bite...Right? Marines may or may not have been harmed in the making of this story.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/30/2018 - Published: 10/3/2018 - Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Usopp - Complete
Looking Ahead to Joy by Jetainia reviews
There was more to see than just Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2018 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Enough by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter wasn't stupid nor naive. He grew up having to look out for himself. Why would that suddenly change in the Wizarding World? But a snake in lion's clothing wouldn't reveal itself until it was to late to stop him. He wanted freedom, and he would get it. No matter what Dumbledore, the Ministry or Voldemort might think. Alternate from Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,328 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 5,168 - Follows: 3,489 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Instant Karma! by Right What Is Wrong reviews
It is very ill-advised to Confund anyone in control of a passenger motor vehicle. [Oneshot. Epilogue!Ron-bashing. Character death.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/11/2018 - Ron W. - Complete
Starting Over by kb0 reviews
Harry hoped that going to Hogwarts would be a good thing for him, his chance to start over. He was surprised by what he found.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 292 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Debt Collection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In Deathly Hallows, Harry finally demanded repayment of Wormtail's life debt. But what if he'd done that three years earlier? (Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Midnight Malfoy Meeting by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a late-night conversation with Lucius Malfoy, and it is not pleasant for Lucius. ONE SHOT. Hints at Badass Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
Albus Dumbledore and his Grim Reaper by ZebJeb reviews
A parody of the "Harry gets sent back in time by Grim Reaper" stories, from the point of view of an Albus Dumbledore who doesn't know about the time travel. *One Shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/19/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
Courage and Hope by BC reviews
She had cried. She had begged the… boy to put it back, to make Dudders normal again, but he just stared at her with Lily's eyes like he was mocking her, and he didn't do anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2018 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
The Boy-Who-Lived (to be a thief) by Jetainia reviews
Wizarding Britain is in uproar. A thief goes about stealing items and leaving a message. The Daily Prophet is keeping everyone up to date on the latest heist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/9/2018 - Harry P., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Going Through The Motions by Right What Is Wrong reviews
They can be made to participate in the Tournament, but not to treat it seriously. (Crackfic. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Back Again? Siriusly? by Manchester reviews
The concept of the 'do-over' is used in, at the very least, hundreds of Harry Potter stories. Here's my own take, using a HP character that actually has a good reason for getting another chance to make things better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,709 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 9/2/2018 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sirius B.
Hogwarts a History - first year book of spells, supplementary by jade-fae reviews
And so begins an epic tale. Or is it tail? Ah whatever. The first year at a new school is hard. But maybe the right book can change that. Or maybe not. I don't know. First of a brand new series. Hope ya like. Warning, not to be taken Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/24/2018 - Published: 6/22/2018 - Complete
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 4,203 - Follows: 5,304 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Mad Cap by Right What Is Wrong reviews
After Harry travels back in time, his Sorting doesn't quite go as planned. (Oneshot. Crack.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/6/2018 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Bank Account by White Angel of Auralon reviews
What if there was one Person in Little Whinging that didn't simply believe the stories about Harry that Petunia and Vernon told their neighbours, but actually looked to see what was going on. What if that Person acted, to at least give Harry some justice for what he had to endure there? One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 508 - Published: 7/7/2018 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Misadventures of an Owl Animagus by AshesGleamandGlow reviews
This is the tale of Harry's Misadventures as an owl animagus. His sanity at the beginning of sixth year is questionable. AU, one-shot, complete, for round 4 of the QLFC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/6/2018 - Harry P., Lavender B., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Justice by CadisKanekiTetsuya123 reviews
As things have calmed down Sam and Dean take another case in England surrey. It seems like it involves a ghost that kidnaps people then puts them back without any memories in front of a certain deserted privet drive. Rated T for SPN (mostly Dean) language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Harry P., Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
New Copyeditor is a Lizard Person by Silverwing013 reviews
Sawamura noticed something off about the new copyeditor at his workplace and calls for Kuwabara.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2018 - K. Kuwabara
Using the Gifts you are given by twilliams1797 reviews
One Shot: Harry receives few gifts from his relatives, but he uses them wisely
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/16/2018
Descent Into Madness by Alsas1975 reviews
Former Death Eaters are being found brutally murdered. A new friend leads to a quest with far-reaching ramifications for the magical world and beyond. A tale of intrigue, betrayal, and friendship set against the backdrop of the Triwizard Tournament. H/Hr, with a different take on Lunar Harmony. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,721 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 4/4/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L. - Complete
Saving Sirius by senawario reviews
One responsible adult remembers in time that he has not taken his potion... (Rated M for language and viciousness.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Complete
For The Greater Goof by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Or, how Fred and George got the Order of Merlin, First Class, at the august age of thirteen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,486 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/18/2018 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Forbidden Spell by senawario reviews
Quite by chance, Harry finds a spell that is supposed to do his homework, but of course he can't tell anyone, not even his best friend. But is that all this spell does? Rated M for language and DE viciousness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 181 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Complete
Who Did It? by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry wants to know who put his name in. The professors aren't cooperating, so he takes matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 806 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Hagrid's First Lesson by White Angel of Auralon reviews
What if Hagrid had realised that just going ahead with his first lesson as a teacher wasn't a good idea? What if he had some help and advice from an expert during the summer? Well, this one-shot is what I think could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 241 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Trickster's Haven by Sage Clover reviews
Sigyn and Loki, they were mothers, and one day, nothing was going to stop them from reuniting their family once and for all. When the archangel Gabriel showed up at Sigyn's home as little more than a fledgling, no one considered the effect it would have on the apocalypse. His siblings, both Sigyn's children and the archangels- they had no idea the force of nature this would be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/24/2018 - Harry P., Luna L., Gabriel, Raphael - Complete
Engagements and Economic Crises by Lady Hallen reviews
How Harry's Engagement ended with the rise on the price of Robes and Dragon Liver
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/24/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Definitely not a wallflower by senawario reviews
One responsible adult finds his sister's possession of a diary that writes back, to be odd. With the help of his mentor (an elderly American wizard called Henry Walton, who was only 17 years younger than Dumbledore), he unravels enough of the mystery to get his employers interested. (Rated M for... well you'll see)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/19/2018 - Bill W. - Complete
Not His Brother's Keeper by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 332 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Off The Rails by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Amaryllis Potter walks into the Great Hall to present her public petition for emancipation, but things soon spiral out of control beyond even what she anticipated. Oneshot. Fem!Harry. Some Dumbledore-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,282 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 225 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Liquidating Lucius by senawario reviews
One responsible - and ruthless - adult does not like mysteries in his own field of expertise, specifically the one left unsolved at the end of a near-fatal Quidditch match. And when he eventually finds the answer, it makes him even more angry, and he brings in an even more ruthless - and greedy - group in on the game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/19/2018
The Skrewt He Knows Not by Right What Is Wrong reviews
An ending to the Triwizard Tournament you have not seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/31/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
A Serious Hunt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Certain parties decide to end the Death Eater threat before the second war can properly begin. Set in the summer after Goblet of Fire. Rated for violence and subject matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Conning Cornelius by senawario reviews
One responsible adult does not like what is happening after Harry's 4th year. Though still on the run from the law, he figures out a way to help Harry, and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Sirius B., C. Fudge - Complete
House of the Dead by WhiteDogwood reviews
When Harry is abandoned on the doorstep of #4, Petunia is more calculating and clever about the arrangement. Magic protection is obviously not what its cracked up to be, after all it didn't save Lily. Besides all the note says is that It must be housed with a blood relation. No one said they had to be alive. General Magical adults & Most Weasley Bashing. Heavy ref. to European myth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,556 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 1/12/2017 - Harry P., Luna L., OC
An Anticlimatic Tournament by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Slicing the Gordian Knot, Hogwarts-style. /oneshot, Intelligent!Harry/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Hallowed Horror by Right What Is Wrong reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry takes a moment to really think about the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Questioning Quirinus by senawario reviews
One responsible adult does not like Dumbledore's glib explanation for how a troll got in. She lets it go, but reacts when the next incident happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,166 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 113 - Published: 12/20/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Lily Leaves by monbade reviews
This is a story about a smart Lily like they say she was. She has a plan and follows it. (Character death.) Its AU. Paring is none from the books. This is a small story, 5 chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,273 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
THAT's not a knife THIS is a knife! by senawario reviews
Any summary I can write would give it away. Heck this isn't even about knives, so even the title is misleading :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Complete
Oh Hell No! by monbade reviews
Harry is entered into the Tri-Wiz tournament and his response is Oh Hell No!,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,609 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 4,330 - Follows: 5,313 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wanted: Master of Death by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Master of Death? Less a title of power and more of a job description. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 177 - Published: 11/17/2017 - Harry P., Death - Complete
There's more than one binding in that contract by senawario reviews
The binding contracts between the goblet and each champion are not the only ones in play.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 182 - Published: 11/14/2017 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Dobby - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2297 - Favs: 12,781 - Follows: 12,696 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Functional Blood Protection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Voldemort should have considered the components of his resurrection a tad more carefully.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Complete
Super Blood Protection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The blood protection, contrary to common fanon, doesn't protect against anyone but Voldemort. But what if it did?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Complete
An Owl's Perspective by starspangledpumpkin reviews
First impressions are everything. So what is an owl's first impression of the wizards? And perhaps when an owl meets their companion?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2017 - Hedwig - Complete
Harry's Hogwarts Letter by Carlyn858 reviews
Just how many times did Minerva Mcgonagall write Harry's Hogwarts Letter? Circling the events leading to Harry finding out who he really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2017 - Harry P., Rubeus H., Minerva M. - Complete
Mother Knows Best by The Seven of Us reviews
A oneshot where Harry's youth and misery is obvious, even to the dragon. Set in fourth year. By Ruby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kidnapped by The Seven of Us reviews
In which being kidnapped is viewed as a normal, if annoying, thing. Sorta-nice!Petunia. Threeshot, crackfic. By Ruby. Complete as is, but occasionally adds another piece as inspiration strikes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Harry P., Minerva M., Petunia D. - Complete
He didn't choose me I chose him: A Hedwig story by penjamin24-7-365 reviews
what if Hedwig was there ever step of the way and refused to leave harry's side even for a secound... what if Hedwig was was an over protective mother and saw Harry as her hatchling... WARNING: Hedwig may be an owl but she is that type of mother where even magic can't save you if she thinks you have wronged her child... Poor Harry can't catch a break even when buying an owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/14/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4283 - Favs: 11,475 - Follows: 13,580 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4819 - Favs: 14,133 - Follows: 15,248 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Reunion by And the EIB reviews
What would happen if the Horntail got sick the night before the First Task? Surely they kept a back-up ready to bring in!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 183 - Published: 8/24/2017 - Harry P., Norberta
What If by Fyreheart reviews
This is a series of one-shot stories and miscellaneous scenes about what if Harry had responded differently to key events in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,732 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 2,345 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Harry P.
Home Schooled by kb0 reviews
Summer after 4th year and after his trial, Harry becomes fed up with a number of things and decides he wants to spend more time with Sirius, so he convinces Sirius to home school him instead of returning to Hogwarts for his fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,931 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 7/20/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 3,736 - Follows: 1,444 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
It's All in the Name by apAidan reviews
just my take on the seemingly eternal debate about whether or not 'Harry' was Harry's actusl first name. And how it might impact the TriWizard Tournament. This isn't plainchant, so there's Harmony to be had.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 397 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D.
Tea and Cakes by amyownfie reviews
In which Death enjoys a cup of tea while gloating to the Peverell brothers
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Antioch P., Cadmus P., Ignotus P., Death - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hidden Kingdom by QuibbleMeThis reviews
What if instead of locking Harry in his cupboard whenever they didn't want to look at him, the Dursley's had locked him out of the house instead? Maybe this. Self-Sufficient, Independent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,328 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 6/20/2017 - Published: 6/17/2017 - Harry P.
Pariahs Payback by QuibbleMeThis reviews
The Sorting Hat put Harry in Slytherin. Nobody is happy about this. Especially not Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/19/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Sorting Hat - Complete
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 6,469 - Follows: 6,328 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Harry Potter: One shot 2 by LordVishnu reviews
Just a quick little thing I wrote in an hour to poke a bit of fun at all the HP time travel stories where Harry just accepts he's time traveled in a calm and civilized manner. Something which I sincerely doubt any of us would do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/2/2017 - Complete
Charlie Weasley and the Art of Propositioning by Jetainia reviews
Part of the Impervious Aces series. Charlie is happy at the Romanian Reserve, except for all the females who keep asking for his help. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Charlie W., OC - Complete
Tea With A Fox by CanaanAlshea reviews
Kuwabarra And Kurama, Spending An Afternoon Together.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2017 - K. Kuwabara, Youko - Complete
Hogwarts Protection System by kb0 reviews
If there are intent-based protective wards such as Albus erected around the Dursleys, how would Hogwarts be if it had some?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 809 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B. - Complete
Eyes can speak too! by senawario reviews
Eyes can speak too... especially when their owner suddenly realises he will die in a few seconds!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/13/2017 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Archangel by yozza reviews
Harry was neglected by his parents until age five while they fawned over his older twin, and then abused by the Dursley's until age seven. Then he makes the decision to lead his own life and left with the help of his friend. Hayden has been adored all his life, but all he wants is to have his brother back. Can he get this chance? And how does a certain angel fit into all of this?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,922 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 5/10/2017 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Terry B., Gabriel
Perilous Journey by sbmcneil reviews
During Christmas at Grimmauld Place, Harry and Ginny realize they can help each other overcome the memories of their past. Watching them, Sirius finds the courage to forgive himself for his past mistakes and start living again. Umbridge, however has other plans. She expels the couple, starting them on a very perilous journey. *Mentions of child abuse and alcohol/substance use*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 255,296 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Sirius B., Bill W.
Tempest of the Fae by D.Mentor reviews
A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will be followed through time. Dumbledore, Ron and Molly bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 239,208 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 4,175 - Follows: 5,521 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Prophecy Will Have Its Due by apAidan reviews
Prophecy will always have it's way. And usually in a way you least expect. Cross an Epilogue with a prophecy. Throw in a cat in a box and the fact the Weasleys find that grandchildren are 'cheaper by the dozen'.Mix with Harry Potter's need to be helpful, and you get a situation where prophecy is fulfilled. Sort of. A very tongue in cheek look at Prophecy in the Potterverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Fleur D. - Complete
Play to Your Strengths by Lady FoxFire reviews
Before the first task in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody told Harry to 'play to your strengths' and Harry took those words to heart. Of course the Wizard World was less than pleased with the new Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,135 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
This is the Scroll that Never Ends… by Lady FoxFire reviews
There is a time to follow the rules and time when you should break them. And there is a time you need to be smack across the back of the head to be reminded which is which.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 129 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Hermione G. - Complete
Sihr Academy by emgoalie reviews
Harry was placed in Slytherin against his wishes. Because of this he was bullied his whole first year. So what happens when he has had enough. He goes to a new school of course. SLASH. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING. IT ALL BELONGS TO J.K. ROWLING.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,700 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 3/23/2017 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Harry P., OC
Two Steps Back and One to the Right by The Crownless Queen reviews
It should be a bad idea - in fact, Hermione would probably insist that it is the worst one Harry's ever had. But really, Harry would like to see her resist his younger self's sad eyes - truly, he had no choice but to act and take the boy with him, even if that meant surrendering any hope he might have had to get back to his own time. Harry raises Harry, time travel, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,889 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 2/22/2017 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Power of Meh by GHEARTSTONE reviews
Au of fifth year Harry Potter has caught on to the magical world's bs. Now he isn't taking anything seriously. Some toad in pink wants to mess with him? Ha! He's eaten scarier things for breakfast. A more world weary and sarcastic Harry defeats the evil of stupidity. Rated T for some mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,634 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
Results of a Proper Introduction by dunuelos reviews
A spin-off of my Lone Traveler stories (Lone Traveler originally from The Professional). Harry gets a proper introduction with some insights from an alternate self who has lived it. What does he do with this information? How would his attitudes change?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,285 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 2,794 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P.
Strange Reflections by LeQuin reviews
In the aftermath of the Second Blood War its horrors still haunt the survivors, the country needs to be rebuilt and the last thing Harry Potter needed was a family of Potters from another dimension suddenly appearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,885 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Goblet of Fire and The Not Terribly Uncommon Charm by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/AU, crack, oneshot/ Suppose the Goblet of Fire really had been vulnerable to the Confundus Charm...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Complete
It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts by Inusitatus reviews
Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 711 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P.
Lone Traveler: Professor of Defense by dunuelos reviews
Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, is sent to a world where he is supposed to teach Defense to the Mauraders and others during their OWL year. Well, he's going to do it right. And make a right pain out of himself for Voldemort and anyone else who wants to get in the way. Dumbledore neutral, GodHarry, Offshoot of Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, God and Wizard. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,919 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 1/10/2017 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Complete
The Fight by JustHarrySirius reviews
Harry has had enough of Ron after a nasty argument about families at the Burrow. He decides to leave. Can Hermione and Hedwig help turn the tide for the Golden Trio? Or will they be too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,953 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Hedwig - Complete
Operation Makeover by Rhoswen Eolande reviews
A new teacher decides Dudley Dursley needs to be punished for picking on his cousin. A counselor decides Harry Potter needs a little bit of help. A primary school era prequel to an AU Harry Potter series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,180 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Snow Point by Quetzalcoatls reviews
End of 4th year and Voldemort's back,but Harrys not waiting for him to make the first move SnowPoint Academy,hidden in the frozen reaches of the Antarctic ocean,is nothing like Hogwarts, but to win this war that may be exactly what Harry needs,but darker things are stirring in the shadows, and nothing is sure.fusion with Heralds of Valdemar(fut. AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,278 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 3,153 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Armando Dippet And The Two Brain Cells To Rub Together by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/AU, oneshot/ Tom Riddle reports on his capture of the Heir of Slytherin. The Headmaster is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
When Fate Intervened by LordVishnu reviews
My first attempt at writing. When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire Dumbledore gives him a choice. Either participate in the tournament or lose his magic and leave Hogwarts. The Headmaster would never have guessed that Harry would lash out angrily and choose the latter. Minor Ron and Dumbledore bashing at the start. Wizarding War on a quicker timescale than in canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 129,893 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 6,224 - Follows: 4,441 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Chunin Exams Sabotage by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Hokage has noticed a problem. His jonin senseis that teach the next generation get overambitious before the chunin exams and send in genin that aren't ready just yet. Well, as Hokage he has some tricks of his own to prevent that the talented new generation is burned before it can shine. An agent of chaos to mess up certain plans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 641 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7146 - Favs: 14,952 - Follows: 11,654 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Bloodline Breeder by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry discovers a conspiracy at the end of his sixth year. He won't take what he found out lying down. And especially he won't allow for anybody to get his girl and finally make a move. Ideas and manipulations of an old man be damned. Oh, and Voldy also had to go. HP / HG pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 829 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Father of God by dukefan01 reviews
Shanks and his crew see the new bounties for the Straw Hat pirates, and Yasopp see's a very important one.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Usopp, Shanks, Yasopp - Complete
The Speech to End All Speeches by DawgHouse09 reviews
It's a year after Voldermort fell, and the ministry is having an anniversary service. But Harry's done some thinking, and is going to drop some truths on the assembled. It's a short one-shot that is mostly book compliant, aside from the epilogue. Very little in the way if pairings, but hints of Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dwalin - baldy or skinhead? by TMI Fairy reviews
One of the images which repels me from the moronic eye-candy which is The Hobbit by Peter Jackson (I had the misfortune of watching AUJ) is Dwalin's male pattern baldness. Tolkien clearly stated - "dwarves never go bald". This little fic tries to reconcile one of PJ's countless brainfarts with canon. Inspired by kaotic312
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Dwalin, Balin, Frerin - Complete
Rubeus Hagrid, Champion of Arya Stark by gridlocker reviews
Arya Stark has always been blessed by the old gods. When in Harrenhal, she prays for a champion and Hagrid answers her call. Hagrid who has lived a beyond the second rise of Voldemort and is a battle hardened half giant, unafraid to use force when warranted. He is a bit smarter and much better with magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,208 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 7/5/2016 - Rubeus H., Arya S.
Lone Traveler: The Greatest Minister in History by dunuelos reviews
The Lone Traveler arrives on the even of Fudge's election. Instead of pelting Dumbledore for advice, the new Minister listens to a new viewpoint. Much is changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,617 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Harry P., Amelia B., Augusta L., C. Fudge - Complete
Liar Liar by Ki-hori-e-te-ao reviews
Usopp began lying years before he'd ever met Luffy and his first lie involves him, a dress in his mother's hands, overalls in his and a name he'd never wanted on Bachina's lips.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Usopp, Bachina
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11666 - Favs: 18,105 - Follows: 12,647 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Contract by dunuelos reviews
Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 3,659 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Fear of the Name by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
It has been six years since Lord Voldemort attempted to steal the Philosopher's Stone and was reduced to a weakened spirit (again). Now he's back and ready to begin again. The problem is, nobody remembers him. [AU] [no pairing] [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort, Walden M. - Complete
Haboolm Ksinaalgat by YoungestThunderbird reviews
What if the Golden Trio had looked beyond Britian for a solution to the Horucrux problem? Now expanded with other mythologies to satisfy my plot bunnies. Voldie won't see any of it coming. Let's be real, the Power that the Dark Lord Knows Not could have been much more exciting then Love. No offense meant by any portrayals of anyone, especially religious figures.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,046 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Without a Trace by sbmcneil reviews
Months after the Battle at Hogwarts, Harry and Ginny disappeared. Eight years later, the investigation into their disappearance is re-opened. Amid the rumours of love potions and Dark magic, the story slowly emerges.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,075 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 1/6/2016 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] Seamus F., Kingsley S. - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,076 - Follows: 860 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Those Times When You Just Thought 'Huh' by VivyPotter reviews
These magical folk do seem to have a problem with sensible thinking, and 'wizard logic' just isn't an excuse! Not anymore, anyway. Join me, on my cynical and nit-picking quest to make a general nuisance of myself, in... Those Times When You Just Thought 'Huh' (Or: The Harry Potter Cast Have OOC Moments Of Logic) - A kind of sequel to TMHPOLH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,789 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 5,459 - Follows: 3,113 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
The Accidental Vessel by Alatar Maia reviews
Gabriel might have made a mistake when he borrowed pagan weapons to make a fake angel blade, but he'd thought it would be enough to trick Lucifer. Well, it was, but now the archangel find himself set adrift on another Earth. With his Grace almost gone and unwillingly possessing Harry Potter, what can Gabriel do? Maybe Hogwarts will be enough to distract him...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 316,142 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Harry P., Gabriel - Complete
The Honour of Dwarves by Doc M reviews
AU (books x first 2 films – 3rd film disappointing hatchet-job/whitewash). Post-Battle of 5 Armies, Dís supports her brother, King Thorin, in his longer battle to recover his health and the Arkenstone and secure their kingdom. 10: Bilbo faces his punishment, and Gandalf learns that it's not a good idea to annoy 2 Durins… (Now edited: with added Hobbit crassness.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,515 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Dís, Thorin, Bilbo B., Gandalf
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,748 - Reviews: 3697 - Favs: 8,084 - Follows: 6,529 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death's Chosen by uoduck reviews
When the Red Woman tells Arya Stark that death is close to her, she really wasn't joking. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 815 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Harry P., Arya S. - Complete
How to Fix a Wand by qwerty19 reviews
Harry is perplexed. Ever since the graveyard incident in Little Hangleton, his wand has been causing him quite some trouble. He decides that going to Ollivanders might help, however his idea for a solution is quite... unexpected. Set between end of 4th year and beginning of 5th year. Warning: Hilarity and nonsense! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Luna L., G. Ollivander - Complete
Back in Black by sakurademonalchemist reviews
He was sick of being lied to and sick of them. So he makes a deal with Death himself to get a second chance, all so he could finally feel love. But Death has other plans for his 'Master', and he intends to see that the two bickering children known as Lucifer and Micheal never have their fight. Can Dean recover his former status as Master of Death, or will he lose everything?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 107,846 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 3,903 - Follows: 3,677 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Harry P., Dean W., Sam W.
Why the Dwarf Bashing? by Wynni reviews
As a firm fan of all things Tolkien, I've noticed some disturbing trends in fan fiction lately. Here's what they are, and why they bother me.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Thorin, Thrór, Thráin - Complete
Wait For Me by RSTUV reviews
This is the scene after Usopp, Luffy, Zoro, and Nami get thrown out of Kaya's Manor. Luffy tells Usopp about his father. Usopp Pov
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Usopp, Luffy - Complete
The First Task by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Harry is not at all prepared for the First Task, having received no hints at all... Book 4 minor AU / Written for the QLFC S3 Round 4
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
On This Night by Lady FoxFire reviews
On the night when the walls between the worlds of the living and the dead, truths that some would like to remain hidden come to light and justice is served
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
Fluffy Doom by Lady of Many Masks reviews
Voldemort learns of a new prophecy where he is defeated by 'Laughter and Fire'. Not sure what to make of it he does nothing, and Harry has a little fun. One shot. Rewritten. Inspired by 'Harry's Little Army of Psychos'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Worth by Chandlure Trainez reviews
The Straw Hats run into a hard time and Usopp gives up something special in order to make their lives a little easier. Yasopp finds out and does something to make his son's 20th birthday just a little better. A Chandlure Trainez One Shot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Usopp, Nami, Yasopp, Luffy - Complete
Harry's Happy Cursing by White Angel of Auralon reviews
A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 709 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Harry P., Helga H. - Complete
Lone Traveler: The Slytherin Chronicles by dunuelos reviews
Severus Snape is confronted by the Lone Traveler on the Eve of his ascention to Slytherin Head of House. The visiting Harry teaches him to change the course of Slytherin and all of the Magical world. All he has to do is get them to open their eyes. The major portion is almost exclusively in the viewpoint of Severus Snape. Now with Lucius Malfoy thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,060 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 403 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Noticed by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry always suffered from the abuse of the Dursleys and nobody ever acted on it or even or noticed it. Thanks to a coincidence during the time after smugling Norbert out that changed. See what a small change can do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,047 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Harry P., Poppy P. - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
To Ride Upon Svadilfari by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
For two wizards thrown out of their own world and into another Earth populated by superheroes and gods, it looks to be a treacherous ride as they attempt to return home again. But when has the impossible ever stopped Hermione Granger and Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 218,368 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 2,536 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Loki
Jade Angel by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Erika Potter is killed by Vernon in a drunken stupor, only to be sent back from heaven by an irate seraph. Distraught, Erika decides enough is enough and returns to a hobby she was forced to give up in exchange for magic... ballet. Little does she know that her passion for dancing will lead her to America, and into the hands of a certain crossroads demon...and a pair of brothers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,884 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 4,995 - Follows: 2,432 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Harry P., Gabriel, Crowley - Complete
What is a Lord? by ProfessorPedant reviews
Why is Voldemort a Lord? Why are the Blacks a noble house? Lords, Ladies, and other titles get hammered out in a short conversation between Harry and some DA members. Mostly a chance to address a pet peeve of mine - the frequent misuse of titles in HP stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
What's Really in a Name? by The Spoon Thief reviews
After fifth year, Harry has made a startling realization that will change the course of the entire Wizarding World! Or leave it pretty much the same. Read along to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 9,042 - Follows: 3,532 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Café by Pleasedial123 reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 4029 - Favs: 8,202 - Follows: 8,530 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
Dumbledore Is An Idiot by Manchester reviews
Alternative Potterverse drabble scenes when this Hogwarts Headmaster demonstrates (often very much to the cost of his health and/or dignity) that excessive lemon drop consumption obviously causes severe impairment to the higher brain functions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6486 - Favs: 12,876 - Follows: 8,641 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Tea With Dragons by Lookingkindofdumb reviews
FemBilbo. Thorin was getting used to the headaches that came his way simply for being in the presence of the hobbit Gandalf had made them pick up. Original title: Tea With A Dragon Would Be More Palatable Than This. Or, The One Where Bilbo Gives Thranduil A Telling Off. (Crack.) FemBilbo/Nori.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Bilbo B., Nori - Complete
Innocence by The Seven of Us reviews
It's not a matter of if you are willing to die for your friends, but a matter of if you are willing to kill for your friends. Oneshot. By Percy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dennis C. - Complete
The Black Account by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Dirk Cresswell is a junior employee at the Goblin Liaison Office, and early in his career is sent to Gringotts with a particularly difficult task. Set between the Fall of Voldemort and the book series; Quidditch Fan League submission for round 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Dirk C. - Complete
Not the Smartest Witch by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Some investigations in the true performance of his classmates starts Harry on a different path. After all, he was really curious what reason his best female friend could have to try so hard to make people believe that she was the smartest witch. No pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 781 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Why I Did It by Lucillia reviews
When the Longbottoms were killed taking out Voldemort on a certain Halloween night, Harry Potter became the Child of Prophesy by default. There was just one little hitch however...Dumbledore should've learned not to mess with Ron's friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 116 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 3,883 - Follows: 1,200 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
That's No Lass, That's My Brother! by Aquaria Identity 07 reviews
"What is this? Your brother?" "That is my wife." - Glóin is thoroughly scandalised when that tree-loving Elf likens the image of his wife to his brother. Óin is not amused, either. The Company thinks it's hilarious.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Bilbo B., Bofur, Glóin, Óin - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 4,880 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Darker World by AngelDormais reviews
In a better world, some things would change. In a darker one, most of them stay the same. .:Viking AU:.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 9/19/2010 - unknown 1
The Greatest Wizard of the Age by Luan Mao reviews
A straight reading of canon suggests that Dumbledore is an evil manipulator. That's not the only explanation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Albus D. - Complete
Lone Traveler: Building a Better Burrow by dunuelos reviews
The Better Burrow arc from my Lone Traveler compendium: The Lone Traveler encounters the Burrow before it was expanded. Maybe it can be made into a safer and more comfortable home for this version of the Weasleys. It's amazing how much a building can change history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,149 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 406 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P., Molly W., Arcturus B., Arthur W. - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 673 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 6,083 - Follows: 1,910 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Burglaress by phantom-lass reviews
FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,007 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 2,164 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 9,284 - Follows: 2,614 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Overheard Conversation by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry overhears a conversation between two of his teachers early into the first year at Hogwarts. What he hears makes him ponder about how he's going about his school work. He decides to take action and make his parents proud of his performance. Just how will that little change influence the events taking place at the school?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,027 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 3,764 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Fruit Smoothies by penniless1 reviews
How'd fruit inspire so many multiple requests for pirate summit dealings? Chapter 14 - Carrot Juice.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,177 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 8/16/2010
Hunter by sakurademonalchemist reviews
After a bad camping trip that left Vernon and Dudley dead because of a Wendigo, Harry decides on his chosen career path as a Hunter. There's just one small catch...he has to survive his fifth year long enough to escape Britain! With the help of a mischievous god, a pair of no-good twins, and the help of his friend will Hogwarts survive him? Brotherly!Loki/Gabriel
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,802 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 3,847 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Harry P., Gabriel - Complete
Musings on the War of Marineford by HeartFout reviews
Various character's views on what happened in the great war. 20. Robin 21. Mihawk 22. Boa 23. Coby 24. Shanks 25. Ivankov 26. Oars Jr 27. Shiki 28. Benn 29. Helmeppo (again) 30. Marco
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,689 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Kizaru, Sengoku
Blood Will Tell – But So Will Mothers by apAidan reviews
Neville gets a visit from an old housemate who is very distressed about something in the Daily Prophet. Unfortunately for Ginny, for once the Prophet has gotten it right. Inspired by, but not taken from, Seel'vor's classic 'Lily versus Ginny' story, this story references Harmony (HHr) though neither one appears in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 157 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Ginny W., Neville L., Hannah A., Susan B. - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 383 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 230 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
In and Out then Back again by SfoCrazy reviews
This is a Harry Potter story using Babylon 5 time distortion idea with Dumbledore trying to control everything. Character bashing and death, no slash. Rated M. Harry can't win or stay out of trouble. Technology Super Harry around the Tri-Wizard tournament time. Everyone has time for Harry Potter.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,934 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 5043 - Favs: 6,816 - Follows: 4,339 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Heads are better then One by williamsangel88 reviews
Where Hagrid and Hades discuss the pros and cons of a Cerberus. One-Shot, just a random scene which wouldn't leave me alone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Rubeus H., Hades - Complete
Marriage Woes by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Dumbledore tells Harry that he either has to marry Ginny, or Voldemort, or he's going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 279 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., N. Tonks - Complete
Topsy Turvey week by moonbird reviews
It all starts when Usopp gets a really bad surprise.. a really really bad surprise. Determined to fix his little problem, the crew goes deeper into a mysterious island, only for more crew-members to succumb to their own small little surprises. These are just some really bad days for the Straw-hats.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,678 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - unknown 1, Usopp, Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Consequences of an Ingenious Mind by White Angel of Auralon reviews
What if Harry woke up to his underperforming before his third year and decided to take his studies more serious? What if he was more observant and also decided to find out how Hermione got to take all classes offered? What if he took things into his own hands properly for once and didn't mess around so much? The answer: A wizard awakes to his true potential.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,977 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 3,425 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
Magic Area Affects Wizards Health by Lady FoxFire reviews
At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 268 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
Afternoon Tea by Lady FoxFire reviews
Afternoon tea is a time to relax, to talk to friends and discuss problems, hopes and dreams. Of course 275 times is just too much
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Seeing Death Eaters by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 179 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 3,844 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Monotonous Days by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
A tale of love born through monotony, endless London Mondays, and cheeky yet apologetic angels in witness protection. Inspired by Balthazar, late night tv and SPN 3.11 "Mystery Spot". Slash. Now a Two-Shot, aka, new chapter added.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Harry P., Gabriel] - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Witches' Conspiracy by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Four women are disgusted with the disinterest Dumbledore shows regarding the upbringing and happiness of Harry Potter. Well if wizards won't do anything to help the boy, the witches will. And they will succeed with their conspiracy. No bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,643 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 3,619 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Long Summer by sbmcneil reviews
Harry was stuck with his angry relatives all summer. Ron and his brothers were never able to rescue Harry from Privet Drive. When his absence from Hogwarts is discovered, Minerva McGonagall heads out to find her wayward lion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,518 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 223 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Say Goodnight, Vernon by apAidan reviews
Everything that ever went wrong in Vernon Dursley's life was the fault of those freaks. Especially The Freak, his nephew. But finally, Vernon will have some peace. Won't he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Vernon D. - Complete
Salt and Burn (It's Firewhiskey, After All) by evansentranced reviews
Harry scoffs. "I killed Voldemort. Done." "No no no no no," Dean says, shoving Harry's glass at him. "No no no," he continues, just in case Harry hasn't caught on. "No. You drink up, buddy." Sam and Dean have a little downtime in the UK, courtesy of Cas, and end up meeting Harry Potter in a pub. Drinking games follow.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 197 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 295 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Unfortunately Unbreakable by Luan Mao reviews
Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
This must be what Hell is Like by Chakahlah reviews
Grelle is pouting due to his specialised scythe being taken from him. Someone unexpected turns up just in time to cheer him up – but can Reaper Headquarters survive not only Grelle, but the man who was Grelle's inspiration? Situated both before and after 'What The Hell'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 226 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Grell S. - Complete
Claim Sanctuary by CampionSayn reviews
The Bamfs shall forever be in love with Kitty , and we have to admit that even now, in their most recent incarnation. Takes place after WATXM #7. Dedicated to squidbiscuit, pixienerd and Marg Hammerman for being AWESOME. Earth-616.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Katherine P./Shadowcat - Complete
Reductos on Three by Lily meet Ginny reviews
As Harry and Cedric stood in front of the cup, little did they know that one different spell could change everything. Set during the Third Task. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Harry Chooses Stonewall by HarnGin reviews
A mix up causes Harry's Hogwarts letter to be returned. Having missed the deadline to reply, he begins his education at Stonewall Secondary School. During the December holidays, Prof. McGonagall attempts to recruit him to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 214 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Hello, My Name is Norberta by tinyrose65 reviews
As Harry prepares to face off against a dragon in the Tournament's first challenge, he meets an old friend that he wasn't quite expecting to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't Panic – Only 780 Weeks until the Next Dark Lord by apAidan reviews
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Travel to Hogwarts by TheAberrantInkwell reviews
What really happened on the night of Harry's sorting? Percy Jackson showed up of course! Confusion over half-bloods, location, and time ensues! Who will save Hogwarts from the chaos that is Percy? And who is the other half-blood lurking in Hogwarts? RE-POST FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Someday by Smudgeandfrank reviews
Usopp and Yasopp were seperated by a dream... But what happens when that dream brings them back together? Usopp and Yasopp father and son. There will be Luffy and Shanks in here too. Don't worry.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,299 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Usopp, Yasopp
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 1,436 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Rocky Tradition by planetcleer reviews
'Nother Kink Meme prompt fill along the lines of: Dwarves have a tradition of giving rocks to those they're courting, which was cool in Erebor when they dug up all these weird wonderful stones all the time. Now all they've got on the surface is lame ones... Que a lovesick Dwarf giving a very confused Bilbo some pebbles. Here there be Boffins.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
One Thousand Ways to Die (If Your Name Is Lord Voldemort) by Lily meet Ginny reviews
Whether it's due to bad planning or Petunia's backhand, Lord Voldemort is not having a good day. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 512 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dogs and Shakespeare by Ravenpuff reviews
An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,448 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
All Was Not Well by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry was massively disappointed in how things were going after the final battle. Nothing had changed, it only looked like it on the outside. So he decides to change the past to prevent certain things from happening. Being the Master of Death has its perks. Time-travel, Harry / OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,271 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 5,830 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Wizards Fall by Bobmin356 reviews
A different spin on the Potter Verse featuring a manipulative Dumbledore and an evil worse than Voldemort. A look at what could drive three people to destroy the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 143,427 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 1,077 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 333 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
Grim Hunt by ashmanonar reviews
Sirius Black is on the loose! Who better to hunt him down than the only practicing Wizard Private Investigator in Chicago. But nothing is ever simple for Harry Dresden...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,809 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden - Complete
The Condition by The Gray Maze reviews
Someone has declared his intention to make the new transfer student submit to him. Harry is unimpressed. Other!School one-shot, mention of slash/het
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 4,090 - Follows: 3,007 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
A Peculiar Logic by apAidan reviews
Getting through the Snape's hazard at the end of first year showed that wizards didn't have much in the way of logic. A much cooler Sphinx in the Third Task of the TriWizard Tournament could have made for a much different experience for some. Not to be taken seriously, this is definitely AU and more than a bit OOC. But the Sphinx is cool. Luna said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 147 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Harrison Potter Stephens by Fyreheart reviews
Someone saw Harry Potter dropped off on a doorstep and refused to allow that to happen. Instead, he was adopted by a magical family, a family very different than what wizarding society was used to. Note: the Bewitched timeline was moved forward to fit into the Harry Potter universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,122 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 651 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete
Lies and Deceit by Kabukiman reviews
AU. Naruto, tired of being lectured on his chakra control and to be more like Sasuke, decides to take action. Time to show the world how great the Uchiha prodigy truly is. Warning: General Team 7 bashing. Cursing.First chapter's kinda lame, gets better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,249 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Parseltongue Lets Me Talk To WHAT? by Tezza1502 reviews
WARNING! Do not read this fic. EVER! Gratuitous juvenile crude humour inside. Also bad language, and other sundry naughtiness. Your better off reading something else. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! So don't blame me if you hate it. Further warnings inside. 08/07/2012- The horror is finished. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,190 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Alternative Tournament by twistyguru reviews
The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 4,001 - Follows: 1,578 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Marauder by Yeziel Moore reviews
"The contract said I had to compete, it didn't say I had to win"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Apathy by Andrivette reviews
Kuwabara is to be trusted; and thus, the most precarious of friends. Light Kurama/Kuwabara
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kurama M., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Mischief Managed by HighValour reviews
My try at a 'not the BWL story'. Darren was a hero, Harry appeared a squib. Darren went into hiding, harry ended up dying. Watch as in his place something worse than Riddle gets the chance to run rampant. Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Norse Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Betrayed by iceman817 reviews
Immediately Post-Uncanny X-force 24, so spoilers obviously. Bobby Drake's musings on love and loyalty after he and Kitty visit Cavern X. T for Language. Oneshot. Read and Review.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Robert D./Iceman, Katherine P./Shadowcat - Complete
Again, Like This, Together by printfogey reviews
Nami and Usopp are taking it easy towards the end of the Fishman Island arc. Fluff, lightly Nami/Usopp.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Nami, Usopp - Complete
Altered Perceptions by AnarchicMuse reviews
In one world, a sacrifice is made and a life is lost, in another a soul is found and a perception is forever altered. -A man who has nothing to die for is not fit to live. Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Changed by Hope Shalott reviews
An exploration of how Ogun reshaped Kitty in his own image and how deep those changes run.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Katherine P./Shadowcat, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Banking on Her by RobSt reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 8,268 - Follows: 4,201 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Help of a Seer by Aealket reviews
When Luna's dad is killed, things change. Post Order of the Phoenix HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,424 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Gryffindor Secret by KreachersintheNight reviews
Gryffindor Tower has a secret. A secret that no-one else in the Wizarding World knows, not even the professors. What is this secret? And why does it involve turning a blind eye at bed-checks? The Trio has a secret. A secret that only the Gryffindors know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4982 - Favs: 6,377 - Follows: 4,785 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Death of an Evil One by Lady FoxFire reviews
How far would you go to save your way of life, your magic and your life and that of your people? - Warning - Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 7,510 - Follows: 2,826 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
There is Always a Way Out by Lady FoxFire reviews
Welcome to another Character X is a Veela and Harry has to marry him but with a twist. Warning: Not a happy ending. No slash in this fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Champion by Walking with Kings reviews
When Harry encounters the merpeople who live in the Black Lake, things go a bit differently. Harry's "saving-people-thing" was always taken to the extreme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 15,158 - Follows: 4,106 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Handkerchiefs by sylveisaque reviews
After one too many mornings with a shrill wake-up call, Usopp has an idea.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Usopp
To Where You Are by GoblinMatriarch reviews
A cold lonely night on the Thousand Sunny leads Usopp's thoughts astray to Syrup Village and memories of a certain special girl. UsoppXKaya with Nami Usopp comfort! One Shot! R&R
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Usopp, Kaya - Complete
Harry Potter and the Popculture References by Your-Loveable-Tiger reviews
each chapter Harry and Hermione introduce the magical world to pop-culture references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,172 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Color that I Loved the Most by Anncatz reviews
"Standing there with wild eyes, panting from the fervor and drenched in blood, she was the most gorgeous thing that I had ever seen. Ah, yes, red was the color that I loved the most!" Madam Red x Grell one-shot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - [Grell S., Madam Red] - Complete
Colin's Revenge by lazybum89 reviews
One-shot! Colin gets his revenge on the purebloods in the Great Hall by describing what dentists are and what they do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Colin C. - Complete
Overdue Protection by PadyandMoony reviews
The fallout from the Dueling Club was worse than in Canon and leads to the release of one Sirius Black from Azkaban. And he is not amused. 1 SLASH couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 3,301 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Waiting for Godot … erm … Harry by apAidan reviews
Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 306 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Too Far by Tonko reviews
Kaya is ill, but the window is open. Gen, but feel free to ship the hell out of Usopp/Kaya
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Kaya, Usopp - Complete
Now and Then by Tonko reviews
Syrup Village's inn has this one particular regular visitor. Mostly gen, implies Usopp/Kaya, refers to Carrot/OC. Vaguely implies Pepper/Onion.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Usopp - Complete
Mindless by B. A. Ware reviews
Azkaban!Creature!Harry. Based on something Sirius told us about, and another thing that we don't pay any thought any more. Genres were picked by the readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,535 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
More Than a Mug of Hot Chocolate by keeptheotherone reviews
What happened between Ginny and her curse-breaker brother when the Weasleys visited Bill after CoS? Because I never bought the idea that after a mug of hot chocolate, "Ginny Weasley was perfectly happy again."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Ginny W., Bill W. - Complete
Long Live the King by Jade Tatsu reviews
According to Rayleigh, Gol D. Roger never called himself the Pirate King but someone must have. What are the exact requirements to be the Pirate King? The Gorosei has a list and one Pirate fits all the requirements. Longer summary inside...
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 300 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Luffy, Whitebeard - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 1,110 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 2,855 - Follows: 626 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Partial Match by Lucillia reviews
An expansion of Cold Cases. A genetic test reveals a dark secret from the First War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 104 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Cold Cases by Lucillia reviews
The muggle police uncover a dark secret from the first war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Invitation To Rise by Mir Queen reviews
A single word can change not only the meaning of what you say, but the course an entire relationship. What if Harry had chosen his words more carefully after McGonagall informed him of the opening dance for the Yule Ball?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Yet Another Unusual Solution to the First Task by David Brown reviews
Harry finds a unique solution to the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Insanity Times Five by Confessions of a Short Girl reviews
Challenge!fic Five AU One Piece drabbles featuring none other than the straw hat crew. Ace is a straw hat? Luffy joined the revolution? Kuina is alive?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 687 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 6,830 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Bragging is Bad for Health by Bediz reviews
As he lies dying on the ground, Harry warrants a villain's exposition from Manipulative!Dumbledore... but everything is not as it seems to be...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Hogwarts Christmas Story by Bobmin356 reviews
Christmas comes earlier than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 260 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., F. Flitwick - Complete
The Worst Game by Parodizer reviews
What would happen if Jigsaw met one of the crew's finest? You guys know you were looking for this!
Crossover - One Piece & Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Zoro, Jigsaw - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak by Clell65619 reviews
It was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 699 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sandy Crack Shack by Clell65619 reviews
- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 185 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
Goblet of Fire, Harry's Way by mapplepie reviews
Harry's annoyed of having been bound to participate in the Triwizard Tournament he didn't even want. Why does he have to care? He's getting out of it whether you judges like it or not. What's the safest way to get out of this ... ? Think outside the box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Ludo B. - Complete
Muggleborn Champion by Luan Mao reviews
Champions come in many shapes, sizes, and hairstyles. And their Quests are even more varied. Sequel to Muggle Champion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 122 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 5,732 - Follows: 2,721 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
What Might Have Been by colordrifter reviews
Written for Aoi24's Multiverse Challenge. Five separate AUs set in the OP universe. Devil Fruit switches, different childhoods, new recruits, and one man rampages across the Grand Line with no regard for the usual rules. No pairings, genres vary.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Complete
Muggle Saturday by plinker5x5 reviews
The Weasley parents confront their youngest children about their respective spouses' suspicious behavior. Takes place in D.H. between end of war and epilogue. Canon compliant. One-shot. HP/GW, HG/RW, HP/HG?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear You by RabbitArchangel reviews
Dear Usopp. Love, Kaya.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Usopp, Kaya - Complete
Cherry Bomb by yavin4 reviews
From H.E.Grey's Team 19 'verse. Rule 140. You are re-banned from all and any explosive devices Iruka. We don't care what Tsume said.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Iruka U. - Complete
How Dumbledore Destroyed the Wizarding World by dreamjanus reviews
This is an ANTI forced bonding story. Harry attempts to leave the Wizarding World for the summer after his 4th year. Instead Dumbledore forces him to bond with Snape. Rape, abuse, mental anguish, and character death. Very Dark Fic. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
300 Beli is cheap by comparison by Aoi24 reviews
Re-posted from Livejournal. Entries in OP 300 Challenge. All 300 words or less. All characters, Aus, Introspection, Crossover, Parody, Drama, Genderbender, Garp. Anything goes.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 24,366 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010
Naruto: Kazama Ascendant by Justareader80 reviews
AU A letter discloses truths that had been hidden and Naruto is actually given the tools necessary to achieve his goals. Armed with a new sense of purpose, Naruto sets out to forge his path and revive his once great clan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 182,660 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Wisdom's Pryde and Petals by KatLeePT reviews
Pete Wisdom reflects on why all women save one are petals and the greatest mistake he's made in his entire life. Het.
Excalibur - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Pete Wisdom, Shadowcat - Complete
Shadow Am I? by The Sacred and Profane reviews
Usopp runs afoul of an evil spirit. UsoNam for KittyBatman.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Usopp - Complete
Saturday Potter by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry finds something in his great grandfathers notes that might help him defeat Voldemort. But to learn how, he has to leave Britain and his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 198 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
A Good Day by blue artemis reviews
Harry finds an unknown creature and takes it to Luna. Warning: Ginny bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Hooaws and a Duckbill by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A humorous look at the graveyard scene from GoF. Harry comes prepared, Tom is in deep doo-doo. Rated for language, innuendo. My Yahoo! group recommends no drinking or eating while reading this if you value your keyboard & monitor, and don't like choking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 130 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dropping Augusta a Line by minervathefeline reviews
'"Take Charms," said Professor McGonagall, "and I shall drop Augusta a line reminding her that just because she failed her Charms O.W.L., the subject is not necessarily worthless."' Minerva never says anything she doesn't mean - unless it's sarcasm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Augusta L., Minerva M. - Complete
Price of a Soul by SethMaxwell06 reviews
Since his earliest memories, Harry always felt like he was being watched; like someone was waiting for him. On the eve of his eleventh birthday, Harry meets a man with red eyes who offers him freedom from his hellish life. But the price is Harry's soul.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 378 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Harry P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 295 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
It's Too Late by Fyreheart reviews
What if Harry refused to fight and die for a society that he couldn't claim as his? A one-shot of Harry deciding it's too late for the Wizarding world to make amends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 545 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 1,043 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The 2 Boys who Lived by twilliams1797 reviews
What if...The alternate realities merged.. Both Harry and Neville were the Boy who Lived in their own reality.. and Fate has sent them both back for a do-over, in the same alternate reality Rated K for language you might hear on TV NLGW HPHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,598 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Harry P., Neville L.
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 8,144 - Follows: 3,488 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4435 - Favs: 11,930 - Follows: 4,785 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sand in Egypt by Lyska reviews
While travelling the world after the war, Harry is coming to Egypt, just to stumble into Bill Weasley - Written for Kamerreon's and Excentrykemuse's "Love a Lion Fest"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 185 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Five Different Angles by Never-Ending-Donkey reviews
Response to Aoihand's Multiverse Prompt. Includes character age swap, modern AU, watershed events, and mentions of Country Music!Whitebeard. Some strong language. Chapter 2 slightly new and improved. Time to favorite equals time to review.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lovesong by thermopylae reviews
shortfics written for livejournal community challenges. Chapter 6 up: eleven 50-word prompted drabbles.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 11/3/2006
About That Drink by The Sacred and Profane reviews
Nami and Usopp get to have their drink alone this time. Spoilers for current chapters. Please R&R.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Nami, Usopp - Complete
Justice Served With A Side Of Fries by Lady FoxFire reviews
A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Blood Under the Bridge by Lucinda reviews
A different reaction to the miserable summer after the Third Task, and Umbridge. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P.
The First Day After by Lone Warrior2 reviews
What was it like for him on the first day after?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Usopp - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5503 - Favs: 13,304 - Follows: 5,811 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Her Diamonds by Kemmasandi reviews
CRACK The Straw Hats gain another link with the Whitebeard Pirates.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Nami, Jozu - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 566 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Kuma's Victory by Mr Khan reviews
One-shot time-skip speculation, regarding Kuma's past and how he sent the various Straw-hats exactly where they each needed to go.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Kuma - Complete
I Couldn't Help It by blue artemis reviews
Ron confronts Molly after an unpleasant surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Molly W., Ron W. - Complete
Carelessness by B. A. Ware reviews
Tired of stories where Harry goes to the rescue of... everyone? In this one-shot Harry just don't care. I dedicate this piece to every writer who had their head filled with plot bunnies so much, that they couldn't concentrate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Some People Should Never Really Meet by Aoi24 reviews
Challenge!fic. Several universes crossover for the amusement of the gods because only a cruel, cruel deity would allow thes people to meet. Eternal Sonata, Crisis Core, Bleach, Fairy Tail, Twilight, Indiana Jones, Sailor Moon. COMPLETE.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Complete
Words Have Meaning by Corwalch reviews
AU of Harry's reaction to when Dumbledore told him about Prophecy during OotP. This could be considered a "How It Might've Gone" story, but I feel it stands alone. This one is also a little darker than my usual stories. Note This is a one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 256 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Multiverse' Drabbles by Akai-neechan reviews
Drabbles featuring all kinds of AUs, for Aoihand's Great Multiverse Challenge! Every chapter will have 5 different drabbles x
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Fledglings by Lord Retro reviews
One-Shot. After Sirius' death, Harry finds something new to give him hope. But how will the world react when Harry reveals his newest accomplishment?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Vampires Don't Sparkle But by luvscharlie reviews
Hermione is exiled to Romania to guard a historical figure, who is under attack from rabid vampire-obsessed teenagers. Viktor finds her there. Viktor/Hermione, but Count Dracula steals the show.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Bloody Scalping by Lost Dragon-Albarn reviews
Dark AU. Vagues HHr. Harry is being convicted of multiple murders. Murders he committed. Murders he couldn't be more proud of if he tried. M for dark as heck themes, mentioned rape, and character death. Wizarding World Bashing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Reaction to the Marriage Law by kb0 reviews
After the war, the Wizengamot passes a law requiring all young wizards and witches to marry, and the Ministry will assign the partners. How do Harry and his friends react? H/G, but not overly so
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,847 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 244 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dolores Umbridge's Big Mistake by Silverfawkes reviews
AU oneshot Dolores made a Mistake she took the DADA job
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 145 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Dolores U., OC - Complete
FG2 – The Trio Hit Hogwarts by RobSt reviews
this is a sequel to 'Fate's Gambit' if you haven't read that then I'm afraid you won't have a Scooby what's going on here. Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,294 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 4,250 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Fifth Dimension by OneInTwain reviews
For Aoihand's Multiverse Challenge - If you stand between two mirrors, there millions of millions of reflections. I just chose five. I'm not going to insist that you read, but if you do, please review. XD
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Luffy - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 619 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Pirate King by dorawarrior reviews
You were already the Pirate King"-Oneshot. Rayleigh reflects on Whitebeard's legacy...
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Whitebeard, S. Rayleigh
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 550 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Power by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My response to the 'Banishment' storyline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hinata H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Divide by Five by MadRabbit reviews
For Aoihand's Multiverse prompt. Five AUs, concerning various OP characters. Un-canon char death, someone switches sides, and I insert foreign languages and huge cockroaches as I please. Life is good. R&R as suits your fancy! No Pairing.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Luffy, Crocodile - Complete
Five Different Worlds by killslay reviews
Following Aoihands's example like the liberated, original author that I am: here are five AU drabbles! Most of them revolve around the D family, but there are a few concerning other characters.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Ace, Garp - Complete
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 200 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Five Possibilities by The Sacred and Profane reviews
My take on Aoihand's Multiverse prompt.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
HJG: The Smartest Witch of Her Age? by HarnGin reviews
Hermione attends a very one-sided, yet eye-opening, job interview. Some non-canon content; not for Hermione fanatics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 257 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 4,587 - Follows: 1,190 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 506 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3199 - Favs: 12,412 - Follows: 5,073 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
An unexpected customer by AllHeroesWearHats reviews
You never realise who you're serving until they're about to leave.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Luffy - Complete
Sparks by printfogey reviews
Ace is staying as a guest on his brother's ship; Usopp starts finding himself drawn to him and doesn't know what to do about it. Ace/Usopp. Divergent AU but with spoilers for the current manga arc in story and author's notes. A four-part story.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - [Usopp, Ace] - Complete
Fantastic Five by The Sacred and Profane reviews
Five drabbles based off of myth, comic books, and fairy tales.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
One Day at a Time by penniless1 reviews
What happens on those few days between the Florian Triangle and Shabondy Archipelago, when there are no battles? A few insights into the typical Straw-hat day. Language warnings and sexual references, because these are pirates, not saints.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,553 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Luffy - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 3925 - Favs: 17,285 - Follows: 7,299 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15194 - Favs: 24,373 - Follows: 9,978 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
It's That Time by elvenarchress reviews
AU: gender reversed!Straw Hats When it's that time of the month, a new Marine recruit learns just why they should stay far, far away...Full List UP!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - unknown 1, Luffy - Complete
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes by Lady Emzebel reviews
Follow up to The Vegetable Must Be Destroyed. After the second incident with the small red fruit, the sniper seriously ponders whether the cook has a fetish...Oneshot crackfic. Enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Usopp, Sanji - Complete
Coming Out on Top by penniless1 reviews
Arrested, dragged onto a gaol ship, headed for the worst place on earth, what do pirate supernovas talk about to pass the time? Not nice language for kiddies, mild sexual references.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - E. Kidd - Complete
What If? … An Alternative to Order Of The Phoenix by chem prof reviews
What if Harry had reacted more strongly to the Ministry’s threat to expel him and snap his wand? What if he had fled the country rather than submit to the trial?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,554 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Vegetable Must Be Destroyed by Lady Emzebel reviews
When a cook doesn't know that a tomato is a fruit but a sniper does...yeah, it's bad. Oneshot with slight crack. Enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Usopp, Sanji - Complete
A Promise To Meet Again by Wia S reviews
Yasopp has found his wife's grave, but not his son. Kaya holds all the answers, and the marksman renews a promise he made long ago. YasoppXKaya Friendship UsoppXYasopp Family OneShot
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Yasopp - Complete
Dumbles gets caught by Aealket reviews
Don't you hate the fact that Dumbledore seems to get away with just about anything? Not this time. This is AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 186 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
Surprise by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry Potter's greatest secrets are revealed to his great-grandaughter and heir to his fortune. And she also finds out why he never revealed how he defeated Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 182 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 1,008 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
Unforgiveable? by Evilyuriclone reviews
After Harry is poisoned by Ginny in a failed bid to garner his affections via a love potion Hermione seeks to redress her the wrongs done them in the only avenue available.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 209 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 5,984 - Follows: 1,573 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5527 - Favs: 6,133 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Silver Leaf by Melodyrider reviews
Kitty Pryde learns more than she expected when she practices a new way to use her powers.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Katherine P./Shadowcat, Piotr R./Peter/Colossus - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 1,197 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Punishment by blood and rain reviews
Grell has always had slight issues following the rules. After his latest bout of improper Shinigami behavior, William calls him into his office for a lesson in obedience. One-shot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 10,969 - Follows: 3,962 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Rather Bad Day by KafkaExMachina reviews
Another slightly different take on the First Task. Lets just say a prank got a bit out-of-hand. A rather... large prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 125 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 7,396 - Follows: 1,641 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Chips & Beer by BlueUtopiah reviews
Kitsune never do well with dry spells...Kuwabara doesn't stand a chance. Kuwabara/Kurama. Yaoi, lemon.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2009 - K. Kuwabara, Kurama M. - Complete
A God's Favor by Fawn of the woods reviews
Kuwabara can get a favor from Koenma for helping Yuusuke on his missions. What will he choose? For Katzzar's challenge. Serious Kuwabara here.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/13/2009 - K. Kuwabara - Complete
Resolve by ViperineVampire reviews
I would do anything. Anything to protect Shippo. Even if it means betraying Inuyasha.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Kagome H., Shippō - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 485 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Only No, But by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 641 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Things by Zelia Theb reviews
Relationships aren't easy when you're too afraid to kiss the one you like. How could someone so great develop OCD anyway? ShounenAi/Yaoi. Yusuke-Kurama-Kuwabara possibilities.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,128 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Kurama M.
We All Fall Down by Out-Of-Control-Authoress reviews
Ring around the rosy, a pocket full of posy, hush-a, hush-a, we all fall down. There's always something to say to being an outcast. Let's shine a little light on the darker thoughts of the Tantei, the outsiders of all three worlds. A series of oneshots.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Kurama M., K. Kuwabara - Complete
It Should Be Raining by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Five years ago, with no reason at all a demon brutally murdered Kuwabara in front of his friends. Five years have passed since then and his killer has finally been found and to everyone's horror he makes a startling announcement concerning Kuwabara's soul
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,033 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - K. Kuwabara, Yusuke U. - Complete
I Knew You Would Come by Inumaru12 reviews
Usopp is kidnapped by the marines and is put through unimaginable tortures. But he holds his own and waits for Nakama to save him, knowing for sure they’ll come. One-shot
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Usopp - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 6,645 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Meals by Devil Tigeress reviews
Kurama treats his team to lunch.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 250 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 8,777 - Follows: 2,312 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Kuwabara Finds Out by nightwalker3 reviews
Vengeance was inevitable.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 4,497 - Follows: 1,760 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Naruto, Master of Seals by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 542 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Ovis by KafkaExMachina reviews
Crack!fic. Starts at the end of TriWizard Cup. Voldemort is defeated by a large flock of darkmagic eating carnivorous sheep. Harry is driven slightly bonkers. Unabashed unqualified HHr pairing. Rated M for dirty words and dirtier deeds. -DEAD-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Holding The Air by printfogey reviews
Zoro finds himself between sleep and wakefulness, between day and night, in a state where things that might not be true can still happen. Some Usopp/Zoro, but with Luffy being quite important as well, if absent. Spoilers for the end of Thriller Bark.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Zoro, Usopp - Complete
Harry Potter and the Goblin King by Lucillia reviews
The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 215 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jareth, Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Pets by Shadows In The Sun reviews
Adopted by wolfydies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P.
Basilisks by Anders1 reviews
A research report on basilisks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 279 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 3,552 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6451 - Favs: 17,533 - Follows: 6,179 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 4,634 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Ignominious Death by Raider of the Lost Book reviews
A drabble on a humiliating defeat of Voldemort. Inspired by Rorscharchs Blot's Caer Azkaban yahoo group -- Ridiculous crossovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Without Doubts by Dracky Shade reviews
…you can take me and throw me away… he crashed into stonewalls in his prison with a bone crushing sound. “Stupid fucker, you have no idea of what they’re gonna do you when they get here.” rated to be safe
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Usopp - Complete
Happy 'cause you smile by Kuro Guardian reviews
On the eve of the Dark Tournament Kuwabara has undergone a drastic personality change and is displaying new abilities. Having taken charge of his life is Kuwabara really in control or are their more maligant forces at work. YYH X Naruto crossover
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007 - K. Kuwabara
The Interview by Raider of the Lost Book reviews
One shot. After third year, Harry decides to transfer schools. Just what would happen when Harry is invited to ask questions?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Mr Lovegood Thinks by Aealket reviews
Based on the Dobby in Time idea from Rorschach's Blot What happens after Dobby comes back in time to help Harry Potter POV of Mr. Lovegood Changes made thanks to davegerecke who acted as a Beta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 115 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Dobby - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 7,980 - Follows: 4,800 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Harry Gets Back at Dudley by TheBeanMonster reviews
Dudley picks on Harry but Harry, being the smart one and all, gets back at him with witty remarks. Good fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Traveler in Black meets Harry Potter by Meteoricshipyards reviews
A crossover between John Brunner's The Traveler in Black and Harry Potter. What happens when a being with many names, but only one nature, encounters the chaos that is the Wizarding world? For some, tragedy, for others....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,915 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Rogue by kb0 reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry gets fed up with all the meddling in his life and decides to live his way. He also learns some important lessons along the way, like friends are important. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,934 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 5,619 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 899 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 5,345 - Follows: 1,368 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Bedlamite by Semika reviews
First let’s pretend Harry is sent to Azkaban. Now let’s pretend he doesn’t like it much. Then let’s pretend the ministry says OOPS and releases him. But finally, let’s pretend Harry does not easily forgive and forget. Dear wizarding world… this means war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,104 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P.
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 5,762 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Everything Has Its Cost by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot. Fudge and Umbridge have to pay for mucking around in Hogwarts. And they are definitely not going to enjoy it! Humorous, a bit twisted, too. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 197 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 580 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Hana Arashi Meets Wadou by cuethepulse-old reviews
Written for a friend's request for a story involving swords and no violence. A fairly drunk Usopp inquires about Zoro's precious white sword. Spoilers for Enies Lobby and the aftermath.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Usopp, Zoro - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 407 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost Memory by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My version of the plot line where memory charms are abused. Tonks is in St. Mungos in critical condition. Madame Bones gets to the bottom of the mystery and everyone is horrified by what she reveals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 499 - Published: 6/1/2007 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 256 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lavendar's Blue by thermopylae reviews
A collection of oneshots set to Mother Goose nursery rhymes. Chapter 5 up: Even a man mostly at peace still has questions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,403 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/25/2006
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 5,994 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Tiger by Fawx reviews
Youko decides to give Kazuma a new nickname. Warning: HEAVY slash implications.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Youko, K. Kuwabara - Complete
Flower Fridge by Crazy Mishka reviews
AU. Sesshoumaru meets the woman who was really looking after his child [not Kikyou]. He just might thank Inuyasha for lying to him as long as he gets the date with the pretty lady.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
You Really Shouldn't by The-Caitiff reviews
You really shouldn't read this story. I'm serious, don't do it. Bad things happen to people who ignore my warnings. Ok fine, go ahead but don't complain later. You brought this on yourself. Dark postHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Pointless by borderline-mary reviews
What would Kurama and Hiei REALLY do if they found two unconscious demon girls? Somehow I doubt they'd take them home . . . Ch. 2: Yuusuke and Kuwabara
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 5,516 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 282 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 385 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 186 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto and the Magic Wang by krizzlybear reviews
Naruto prepares for the Chunin Exams with a powerful magic wand he previously discovered. Unfortunately, My Microsoft Word got hacked, causing all instances of wand to be autocorrected to wang . As a result, rated T for language. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Naruto U.
Potions, Puking and Punishment by Ravenwood240 reviews
What happens when Professor Snape harrsses the wrong Prankster? Just a quick bit of Snape Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 574 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Samurai by WyndiWingfall reviews
So what if you think I’m stupid? I’m Kuwabara Kazuma, and I’ve got a sword.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/27/2006 - K. Kuwabara - Complete
Five Things Animal Ate Recently by marginaliana reviews
The Muppets go on a cross country tour Animal gets hungry. Drabblet series.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 238 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4757 - Favs: 9,915 - Follows: 3,999 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Mr Black: Continuing the Trek by Chris Hill reviews
Mr. Black goes out in space and ends up meeting Kirk and the Enterprise. Permission From the Make a Wish series by Rorcharts Blot.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P.
Yuusuke and the Yakuza by nightwalker3 reviews
For once they were in trouble and it wasn't Yuusuke's fault. Well, not exactly.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11378 - Favs: 21,677 - Follows: 7,476 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Everyone Wants Kuwabara by KowaretaTsubasa reviews
[Oneshot] [ProKuwabara] That's right. It's the human orange haired, black eyed, cat lover Kuwabara, and everyone wants him. Find out why.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2006 - K. Kuwabara - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Second Best by Sifauna Auria reviews
When Kikyo's around, I'm always in the shadows. When she's around, to you, Inuyasha, I'm only second best.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Kagome H. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 238 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Severus Snape and the Muppetational Horcrux by marginaliana reviews
Crossover with The Muppet Show. Snape never thought being a spy could possibly be this humiliating. Snape and Miss Piggy. Yes, really.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Muppets Tonight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Monster by Kurome Shiretsu reviews
“She thinks that the shadows can hide her, hide the marks of tears upon her face and the way her shoulders tremble, but darkness hides nothing from him now.” Toushin Yuusuke fic. Oneshot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Yusuke U., Keiko Y. - Complete
Hatal Fart Attack by Corwalch reviews
This is in response to a plot bunnie on how to give Vernon Dursley a heart attack. Rating to be on safe side. This story is a one shot and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 559 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dudders' Adventure by BajaB reviews
Dudley Dursley never really hated Harry Potter, but he did want what was in his room... Dudley decides to investigate Harry's room, with unfortunate consequences. Short oneshot set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Dudley D. - Complete
A Wrinkle In Time by AdInfinitum reviews
In a tragic twist of fate, Kikyou seals InuYasha... and LIVES. 50 years later, he wakes up to find a senile miko and a girl named Kagome who probably isn't her reincarnation. As for destroying Naraku... they'll get around to it.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,206 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 5/23/2005
It was His by bananabog reviews
Naruto can be incredibly sticky regarding certain issues. Oneshot, drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
Kitty and Illyanna: A tale of Magik! by shanejayell reviews
Dr. Strange has two new apprentices, Kitty and Illyanna!
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,671 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 5/9/2003
Midsummer by Lord Onisyr reviews
Love and a little madness is in the air during a Midsummer festival in Moonwood as Drizzt and Cattibrie try to rekindle a dying flame, Jarlaxle finds himself in the wrong place at the right time, and Innovindil tries to keep the night interesting
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,559 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Complete
Eye of the Mercenary by Lord Onisyr reviews
Jarlaxle gives Drow Studs Quarterly a preview of this summer's triumphs and tragedies in Underdark fashion. Inspired by the art of Darrkest Drow
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Complete
Jail Break by nightwalker3 reviews
COMPLETE - "I'm going to kill you," Kuwabara said slowly and carefully, enunciating each syllable with the careful precision usually reserved for prayer. "I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to roast your flesh and I'm going to feed it to my cat."
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Plot Holes by nightwalker3 reviews
[Complete] Koenma blinked and looked around. "Where am I and what are we talking about?"
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
not left behind by Silverchild of the winds reviews
Kuwabara poem. How the team needs him despite being mean to him. Please R and r
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2005 - K. Kuwabara
To Reach Higher by Magus Black reviews
Kazztar challenge. Rated for harsh language and violence, gore, and some adult material. Power is more than force. And being lethal doesnt require one to be strong. Or so Kuwabara finds out.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,613 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005
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Deleted Scenes reviews
EDITED 10/2011 We all know what happened in the series, right? WRONG! Several people went out of their way to delete some scenes they thought were too embarassing to be seen. Now I got my paws on them to show everyone!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,906 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2004 - K. Kuwabara, Kurama M.
Outrageous: Sengoku's Bad News reviews
When Usopp is visited by an uncle that is a big-time pirate, rest of crew learns that his father is Yasopp. This discovery and others teach them that it's a small world after all. ch 1-Being fleet admiral is tough but today it really stinks to be Sengoku.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Usopp
Grand Line Mariner reviews
The best newspaper of the Grand Line that's about pirates, by pirates, for Pirates. There's none of the World Government's control here! Front page spread: Five year old boy confounds East Blue Pirates! A/U fic
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Usopp
Before the Dark reviews
Once upon a time, the Kuwabara family knew peace, when the family was alive and happy. The sisters were carefree and loved life. This is the time before the Dark came.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Shizuru K.
In the Dark of the Night reviews
The others always fought against demons,never ghosts. They had no idea of the truly frightening powers that ghosts possesses. But they are learning from the Kuwabara's journals. EDITED. important part in last chapter changed.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,225 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 1/30/2005 - K. Kuwabara, Genkai
Wandering Souls reviews
ABANDONED - Kuwabara grew up as a psychic, causing many people not to accept him. When something horrible happens to the three that did accept him, what will Kuwabara do?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,924 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 5/16/2004 - K. Kuwabara, Botan
Revenge is a Dish Best Sereved Cold reviews
On the floating island of Koorime, an Ice Maiden looks at the ruins of her home. She reflects on her lost love and the cruelities of the elders.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004
Small Talk reviews
When Kuwabara walks into a hotel's lobby dripping wet and shirtless, two women try to manhandle him. Meanwhile Yusuke is stunned speachless and Jin confesses.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2004 - K. Kuwabara, Kurama M.
Kuwabara's Challenge reviews
rated for language,these boys do cuss. Kuwabara recieves a visitor that issues a challenge to all fans of Kuwabara. Not a bash-fic
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2004 - K. Kuwabara
InuYasha vs the Bad Fan Fiction reviews
When a village filled with writers is attcked by a demon that writes bad fan fiction and has a facintaion for poop, Inu-Yasha and friends must find a way to destroy it while hold their breath.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2003 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
The Mind's Eye reviews
"When the common wizard thinks of Harry Potter, they think of the hero...that his muggle relatives shower him with love.. tht he is spoiled...they are wrong,I was wrong...Sweet Merlin, I was so very wrong." - Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
A State of Insanity reviews
It's been a bad day for Naraku. From annoying disembodied voices to his childrens disrepect, he has had enough. But it gets worse as his real schemes are revealed. disclaimerI don't own Inuyasha
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2003 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Kagome H., Naraku - Complete
Bundle of Joy reviews
At the Sunset Shrine, a young woman awaits the birth of her first child with her youkai-born husband. They deal with the normal stuff;the child's birth, who fainted? and what are they going to name the baby? Finished
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Complete
Contemplative Moments reviews
After pondering on the insanity of her family, Kagome talks to the others about the connection between Inuyasha, herself and the Bone-Eater's Well. They tell her that they saw Inuyasha betray her with Kikyo.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Kagome H., Shippō - Complete
The Black Eyed Ghosts reviews
A Halloween story! Something strange is happening to the ghosts of Hogwarts. Dumbledore says nothing is wrong. But we remember the last time something affected a ghost was that Basilisk. What force could affect all the ghosts on this night?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2002 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Unexpected Resourcefulness reviews
Death eaters come to Privet Drive, Snape is amoung them. He must save Harry. But there's a problem... Where is Harry?*Ch.2, the preperation for attack*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/24/2002 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Family Buisness reviews
ABANDOND - This is it! Kitty tells Logan the secret. More secrets are revealed.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,332 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 2/22/2002
Switcheroo! reviews
Most of the time, it's the authors that visit and torment the Charaters.Kitty decides to pull a switch and torment an author .
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2002
Fill In The Blank=""Suzanne"? reviews
Kitty & Rahne sing a song that bashs Jean. or is that Tabitha? Kitty & Rahne are not telling.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2002
The Party No X-Fan Would Expect reviews
There is a party at the X-men's home ,you won't believe who's there. PG13 for a minor drinking incident
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2002
Scare Tatics reviews
ABANDONED - Something strange is going on Bayville.Is the mansion really haunted?What's wrong with Jean? Did Evan really see the King? NO! Not Elvis! Read the madness if you dare! Hints of Jean bashing in ch.2
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2002 - Published: 2/23/2002
Infactuation reviews
Kitty writes five poems about unrequited love.Since there are no names mentioned,it could be anyone.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2002