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Author has written 9 stories for Batman, Naruto, Covenant, Avatar: Last Airbender, Inuyasha, Twilight, Supernatural, and Vampire Diaries.
Call me Liz, I'm 19,born March 26. Fav show without a doubt is Supernatural. Fav movie... to be decided.
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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
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I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead, so shut up.
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit, the target."
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hit me.
Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male. If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
They keep saying the right person will come along. I think a truck hit mine.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
When the world is ending, I'm throwing the party!
Daddy once told me that when mommy passed away, she was taken by the butterflies into Heaven. From that day forward, I swore that I would torture and kill every last one of them until they would reveal to me the location of this so called ' 'Heaven.' '
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When u carry a bible...the devil gets a headache