What happened to 2011? It just started the other day!
"Welcome to F*ing Austria"- Dit
"Write a wise saying and your name will live on forever."
"Littering is illigal"-Random street sign near my house.
"There not Penguins, there a series of tubes"- Shrinkz
"It's only funny when it's not your girlfriend."
"You've got 20-60 vision 'cause you keep staring at the sun dumb ass"
"If Jack helped you off your horse today..."
"Gaaaaaatoraaaade." Coach Klyde, Waterboy.
"Life's too short to worry about how short life is."
"I figured out how to cook waffles!" -My friend who had to hop around on crutches after a football injury. Apparently waffles are hard to cook with em.
"Mi lobster es su lobster."
"How about a Luke Skywalker action figure with H.I.V.?" Ned on new Wheelchair Barbie.
"RAMIREZ! Use your laser to target the enemys, pick up that suitcase, check him for vitals, take point, defend burger town, get to the roof, GET THE F* OFF THE ROOF, take back the White House, snipe some n00bs, shoot down that helecopter, get to tha choppa, shoot some more n00bs, survive the crash, make this last mag count, and WE'RE GETTING EMP'D! FIX IT!" -MW2
"My Grandpa molested me. I need help." "How'd you manage to get an XBox in your Grandpa's house?"
"T-Rex has epic strong hand."
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