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Hey, I'm Michelle. I'm 21 years old and I live in VA.

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Intensity by mama4dukes reviews
Twelve years have gone by since Paul and Bella walked away from La Push and reached for success. When they unexpectedly run into each other, the pack suddenly comes trickling back into their lives. Time changes people but can it change traditions? AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 179,417 - Reviews: 3337 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Paul, Bella
Summer Solstice by spartiechic reviews
Sarah's in college now, sharing a room with her best friend Allison. Everything's going well, until she finds herself dragged back into the Underground. She's trapped until the Solstice. How will she pass the time? J/S & OC/OC
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,824 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Jareth, Sarah
So Much To Learn by AdhesivePrincess reviews
Elizabeth experiences how difficult being a pirate really is. Harsh reality, incredible adventures and subtle magic combine to give her quite an education. And Elizabeth is not the only one with much to learn. AU, whelp-free, J/E.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 107 - Words: 250,236 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Against All Odds by Dramione96 reviews
He's a sexy and groomed self-made millionaire. She's just a simple girl trying to make ends meet. So what happens when an innocent girl ends up working for a globally renowned sex symbol? If the two can survive a heap of unforgettable mishaps & a sequence of bitter and sweet events - then voila! A love story that goes against all odds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,064 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Girls Say the Darnest Things by Tina Redwood reviews
Take a peek into your Hogwarts girls' gossips in late night, mostly about boys we all know and love. Sexually explicit. THIS IS A COMEDY FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,012 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Figure It Out by Tina Redwood reviews
Draco Malfoy thinks he can win over Hermione Granger. Blaise Zabini thinks he can win over Ginny Weasley. And it all starts with an embarrassing mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,254 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Uneasily Detached by Savannahbobanna reviews
Bella and Laurent have been happily married for three years. When shocking news hits a member of the family, how will they possibly go on? The sequel to Without You!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Laurent
Ghosts of Babylon by The Noble Rot reviews
Audrey didn't die in the crash. Bleeding, suffering immense pain but still alive, the young girl is pulled from the wreckage by one just as injured as she is, though he wears his wounds on the inside. Their relationship will threaten to destroy them both.
Legion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,536 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Gabriel, Audrey A.
Pull and Push by FanFicReader13 reviews
Arya had decided he was fun to hit and insult, and Gendry seemed to have fun provoking her into hitting and insulting him. -Following Arya and Gendry's journey on the Kingsroad and across Westeros... Same story as Push and Pull (in the ASOIAF section)
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,313 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Gendry W., Arya S. - Complete
The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5261 - Favs: 3,636 - Follows: 2,983 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bender Goes to Prom by Lishel reviews
John Bender, at Prom, wearing a tux. Yes, a tux! It was his choice. Claire didn't make him do it. In fact, Claire didn't even know she was going to Prom until John showed up at her house that evening…
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,943 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Claire S., John B.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11530 - Favs: 9,077 - Follows: 6,520 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9295 - Favs: 7,617 - Follows: 7,724 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Games by FlintFyre reviews
It's sixth year, and Harry and Ron are trying to have a normal term. However, an unfortunate accident in the locker room could threaten their friendship. Will it turn into something else, or end it completely? Harry/Ron. Warnings are in the Author's Note.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,565 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
A Journey Home by Whisper Mistress reviews
What if Sansa had decided to leave with the Hound? The two of them on foot, forging their way north. Sansa begins to heal and feelings begin to grow. Mentions of violence, some mature themes and language. Please Read and Review!
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
You'll Find What You're Looking For At Walmart by mama4dukes reviews
What happens when a lonely and betrayed vampire meets his mate at Walmart? Join Peter and Bella as they band together with their ragtag team of friends to creatively exact revenge on those who did them wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 281,686 - Reviews: 4004 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Peter, Bella
Dates, Mates, Hate, and Fate by mama4dukes reviews
Vampires don't exist...or do they? Bella's secret knowledge of vampires is inadvertently brought to surface when she & her friends are all thrown in the path of fate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,257 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Mistakes Made in the Dark by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,400 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Against The Rules by Pirate-x-Girls reviews
Modern AU. Willabeth. He's a student, she's a teacher. They both know the risks, but will they play by the rules or against them? Rated M for later chapters. Please read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,076 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S.
How to Seduce a Werewolf by leelator reviews
First Place Winner "All Time Favorite Wolf Story" JacobBlack-N-Pack Awards 2012. Years have passed since Edward left Bella in the forest. She treats her best friend, Jake, like a beloved pair of old jeans. Jake is NOT happy. When he takes matters into his own hands, Bella realizes she needs to learn how to seduce a werewolf.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,795 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Blood Doesn't Always Make the Bond by Raven Jadewolfe reviews
Bella and family move to NH to escape a tragedy that left her a teen mother. She's not looking for a life beyond being a good mom, but the gang works to show her that there is more to life, friends, and family than blood.AH/C/NC pairs/18&over NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,125 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Hoping for Happiness by jaelke421 reviews
Tiva romance. Chronicles their transition from friends to something more. Departs canon after Child's Play. Warning: Mention of rape and torture. Adult sexual situations.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 265,887 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12696 - Favs: 4,112 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Arms & Armistice by HasuHime x reviews
So many things have been lost: lives, faith, and the point of it all. Can two survivors who've lost everything turn a new page for humanity? - Moderately gruesome injury detail; some coarse language; probable intimate scenes.
Legion - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,523 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Gabriel, Audrey A.
Give Me Life by Lyowyn reviews
Slash, Harry becomes aware that he might just fancy his potions professor at roughly the same time that Severus decides he has a thing for one of his students. Possible fluff, lots of tension, rating likely to increase. PotterSnape,with some BlackLupin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,588 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Curious Case Of My Curiosity by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
They say curiosity killed the cat, but I disagree because my curiosity led me to him, and it didn't kill me. In fact, it did quite the opposite. A Christmas drabble about a girl and boy, and throwing caution to the wind. Mature. ExB Drabble fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 25,455 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Going Under by sparklnfade reviews
It's been ten years since the summer Bella Swan's life changed. What will happen when she comes face to face with the reason for it? She went under once, will she go under again? AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 6407 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learn You Inside Out by wolfpgirl reviews
BxE All Human. She is a college student and reluctant dancer, trying to move on. He is a rebel, a new quarterback with a troubled past. Two unlikely people are brought together, but trials of the present and the darkness of their past may tear them apart
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,199 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot & Ready by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Bella orders, Emmett delivers... They both enjoy more than just pizza. Drabble-fic, short and sweet. PWP, basically...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Mechanical Difficulties by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
This is not just a girl meets girl love story. This is the story of the evolution of Rosalie Hale. Rose picks Bella out of the crowd, but sometimes you have to watch what you say. Entry for the FML contest, continued into a full story. R/B AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,376 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
Always and Forever by BellusSicarius reviews
Bella has finally decided to give into Jacob and his love. See what happens as they share their love and lives together, and as they face many mis-haps. Classic JakeXBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,898 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Bella, Jacob
The Potions Master's Storeroom by dressagegrrrl reviews
An act of good will changes the relationship between the Charms mistress and the stodgy Potions master. Hermione regrets never becoming a decent Occlumens. Severus is pleased she isn't. Fluffy and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,264 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7193 - Favs: 5,614 - Follows: 2,585 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Roommates? by ThoughtCriminal reviews
Rachel loses the bet and moves in with Al to avoid the coven.
Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,113 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Rachel Morgan, Algaliarept
Learning to Live Again by gypsysue reviews
Edward has lived through hell, abused and controlled by his ex, can he discover love again and heal from his past. AH/Slash Edward/Jacob Warning this fic deals with abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,506 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Crashing Head On by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Tempers flare and personalities clash as Bella cares for an injured Emmett, but does that hate translate into love? AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 103,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Fragrant Taste of Rain by Pavarti reviews
Bella Swan moved to Forks to teach at the Reservation school in La Push. Despite recovering from a broken heart she enters into a passionate relationship with the mysteriously artistic Jacob Black. But in the end is he exactly what she'd always needed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,337 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
In Your Eyes by alienated-alien reviews
AU: "My name is Spock. Are you male or female?" The child scrunched up its nose. "I'm a boy of course!"
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,833 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
It's Just Me by jehszs reviews
After a night of mistaken identity Hermione finds herself unable to stay away from the mystery man from the darkness. How can she stop herself from falling for him when he's doing everything in his power to make her his again? M. HG/DM. Warning: some non-consensual sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,577 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Trick Candy by TheBookBully reviews
Its a Halloween Party at the Weasley Wizard Wheezes shop! Now it wouldn't be Halloween without candy, and it wouldn't be Fred and George without tricks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/16/2011 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] Fred W., George W. - Complete
Against the Wall with Remus Lupin by Laurielove reviews
Hermione, Remus, a wall and ... the rest. Content for older readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Feisty by Lord Rekhyt reviews
Jacob has imprinted on Edward, who doesn't seem to accept it. But slowly but surely, Jacob is going to win Edward over and show him what real love is. Rated M for Slash boyXboy . Please R&R! Indefinite Hiatus...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,766 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - [Jacob, Edward]
Lessons Unexpected by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Bella's life has been vampire free for 4 years and shes content with that. That is, until a vampire walks calmly back into her life. Can Bella accept the lessons life is trying to teach her? Or is her life to be dictated by her past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,877 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Swing My Way by Dont live in regret reviews
Everyones got secrets...dirty little secrets. Bella Swan is tired of her life, so will a swinger's party have someone swing her way. BPOV and EPOV. Warning...LEMONS AHEAD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 298,692 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 554,526 - Reviews: 9267 - Favs: 3,995 - Follows: 2,110 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Spellbound by HeraOxEyes reviews
Jareth waits patiently, eager to claim his reluctant queen. Will Sarah cooperate this time? Will they get their Happily Ever After? Rated mature for steamy, adult-type interactions/language/violence, tastefully done, of course. *Updated/Edited*
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,144 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Jareth, Sarah
Cuffed To You by ping-pongplayer reviews
Emmett & Bella hate each other, more than anything. When a new t.v. show Cuffed puts them together, cuffing them, things don't go as they seem. They have to be stuck together for a month. How will they feel when the month ends? AH Em/B story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,335 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Steal Some Covers, Share Some Skin by Alexis.Danaan reviews
So what if he was always a gentleman and charming? So what if he made her laugh? So what if her stomach jumped, her palms sweat and her heart raced every time he entered a room? It was nothing more than physical attraction. O/S EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,293 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
As You Wish by mama4dukes reviews
Crazy happenings are afoot in the vampire world, Bella breaks up with Edward and everyone around her starts going nuts. Read about the craziness surrounding Bella and how she finally finds her mate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 130 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Caius, Bella - Complete
A Late Night Distraction by hippogriff-tamer reviews
When Sophie is awakened by a loud sound one night she never imagined how the rest of the night would unfold...
Letters to Juliet - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sophie H., Charlie W. - Complete
One Promise Kept: A Saga by Manniness reviews
Alice returns to Underland by means of a tragedy and chooses to stay. This is the story of the friend, the lover, the wife, the mother and the Champion she becomes there. NOW COMPLETE All 5 books of this series have been posted together here.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 189 - Words: 489,533 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Antiques Roadshow by blue artemis reviews
Hermione and Bill find more than hidden treasures when they work together. Warning: this contains rough, full moon sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by KricketWilliams reviews
After feeling like she hit a rut, Penelope decides to live it up in Vegas...and her best friend decides to go along. As usual, I don't own a thing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,700 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - P. Garcia, D. Morgan - Complete
An Eye for an Eye, A Kiss for a Kiss by Addicted to Jack reviews
Jack and Lizzie are spending three days on a deserted island, happy and drunken with love. Will their young relationship last or will it be destroyed by doubts, jealousy and lack of trust? J/E, mid AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,525 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Questions Are Free, but the Answers Will Cost You by rebelxxwaltz reviews
Set during 'Checkpoint'. In the midst of the Council's descent on Sunnydale, Buffy and Giles receive a questionable tip regarding some information about Glory. This leads them to Willy's Bar, where they get roped into a drinking game.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
Good Girl, Gone Bad by ZanessaLover247 reviews
Sonny and Chad finally realize the attraction they feel towards each other, but Chad refuses to become her boyfriend. Why? -She's too good for him. Sonny then decides that she's willing to become bad to prove him wrong, and essentially, capture his heart.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,971 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
A Christmas Break to Remember by Sick-Boy reviews
Harry and Luna stay at Hogwarts over the winter holiday, sparks fly. A fluffy, smutty, lemony one-shot. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Nargles In the Air by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Luna had a growth spurt. Harry notices. Sixth Year AU, HarryLuna, Lemon warning, no longer a one shot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Just What She Wanted by Brandywine00 reviews
Kaylee thought everyone forgot her birthday, but one crew member gets the surprise. Adult Explicit - Smut Warning. NC-18, not for the office! Hope you enjoy. Reviews please? ;D
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kaylee, Jayne - Complete
Dreamcatcher by emeraldine087 reviews
H/D. Harry is having terrible nightmares in spite of having already vanquished Voldemort. He buys a Dreamcatcher in hopes to get over them, not knowing that it would cause more problems than it solves. But how does Draco Malfoy factor in all of this?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,400 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Midnight Rendezvous by Goddess of Cliffhangers reviews
A very light, fluffy story. Take it for what it is. I've written it very mysteriously for a reason. PLEASE REVIEW! Much love, Cat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Pomegranate Temptation by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
By request, the story of how Hades and Persephone came to be - and yes, Persephone was begging for it!
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Persephone, Hades - Complete
Delirious Heat by Myzinglink reviews
A quick little hot and sweaty romp in the woods
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Morning Stubble by redshipper reviews
Booth wakes Brennan up in the morning
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/12/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Passion In The Paragraphs by OrigamiFlower reviews
"What I really want to know is when you write those sex scenes between Kathy and Andy, do you always imagine it to be us Bones?"
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Sex For Breakfast by Lubadub reviews
Sookie and Alcide have their very first sleep over as a couple and enjoy the best way to wake up in the moring. AH PWP Rated M for a Reason
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Alcide, Sookie - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4992 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Quil Imprinted On Bella! by Hannah Writes R reviews
Edwards left for a different reason. Bella finds comfort in a new friend, and things turn out WAY different. BellaxQuil! Lemons. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,688 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Quil Jr., Bella - Complete
Saving Her by LusciousLife reviews
Carter knows this is a good idea. She really does, because she’s going to be saving Rosie, and anything after that just doesn’t register. Carter/Rosie
Princess Protection Program - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,266 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Carter M., Princess Rosalinda/Rosie
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5371 - Favs: 6,937 - Follows: 3,339 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ms Swan's Detention by alphadork reviews
This is a story of three lovely ladies, living all on their own. AH-AU, one-shot, pink lemonade. B/R/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Are you sure? by Needtodelete reviews
Their really is no summary for this. It's basically 2,994 words of a random outburst of perversion. Slash.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Unexpected by ChelleyBean reviews
One Shot - set before "Expecting" - Rachel's plan to get Al to nab Lee instead of her didn't quite go as planned...
Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
Choice and Consequences by JustBiteMePLease reviews
17 year old Bella is fascinated by the elusive and mysterious Edward Cullen. Will he be all she dreamed of? Or more than she bargained for? And will she still want him when one night changes everything? A/U Cannon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,455 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Are My Perfect Secretary by OhHowFluffyYouAre reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is the perfect secretary. He is able to handle anything and any boss. That is until he meets Director Uzumaki Naruto. NaruHarem and eventually NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,286 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Beautiful University Dream by Lady Isabella aka frosty1974 reviews
Bella and a few of the wolves go away to college where she runs into 3 vamps from her past. Will love blossom with her and SOS? What about her imprinter? Kill Edward? Come hang out and take a look into the revolving doors of those around Bella Swan!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 192,839 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Full Circle by mellicent reviews
Ginny’s seventh year was going to be nothing like she imagined. Her new DADA professor is just one of the many hardships in her final year at Hogwarts. But, as in life all things tend to come full circle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 149,161 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Turned by Zphal reviews
After failed evac, Nick and Ellis settle down in Baton Rouge. Six months later, Ellis contracts the infection, which slowly turns him into a hunter. Nick makes the decision to "keep" Ellis despite the transformation.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,319 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Alpha Fail by lifelesslyndsey reviews
La Push is vampire free, leaving seven teenage werewolves and there alpha nothing to do! What happens when Sam imprints on his Beta's broken leech loving best friend? Alpha Win or Alpha Fail? Looks like Sam isn't so tough after all. N/C SamXBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,989 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam, Bella - Complete
Fun in the Tub by homeslice-of-a-homegirl reviews
Rose took a deep breathe and stepped into the tub. “I can smell you Bella.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
At Last by FrogQueenLaurel reviews
OOC She hears the song she wants to dedicate to her future mate. He asks her to dance. It's an instant connection for Emmett and Bella. A sweet story. NO ANGST! Some drama. Rated 'M' for LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 125,619 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Disturbance by Elysium66 reviews
Hermione Granger is used to the curious looks from her fellow students, but not from him. When the quietly confident Slytherin begins to look too closely, Hermione is unsure how to react. One thing is certain, his actions cause quite the disturbance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,112 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Reservations by LittleLea05 reviews
Bella/Emmett. All human and a little OOC. Its AU. Rated M for a reason. Bella and Alice work at a fancy hotel in down town Seattle. Emmett is a pro football player and they meet at a party at the hotel. Collab with EmmaleeWrites05. Full Summary Inside...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,785 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Anchorage is for Lovers by NCChris reviews
What if Bella didn't fall apart when Edward left her in New Moon? What if she grieved and moved on with her human life? Five years later, she runs into one of the vampires from her past. Will one of the Cullens become more than a friend? AU. Emmett/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,633 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Twenty Bucks In Twenty Seconds by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
The characters of Twilight are put to the test as they try to win 20 dollars by answering as many questions as possible in 20 seconds. Dont you want to know about Alices favourite brands, Bellas wiggles fixation, or who EDWARD would turn gay for?-COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unhinged by WolfGirl645 reviews
This is a spin on what I think could have happened. Takes place as if Twilight never happened. This is my version of a much hotter Twilight. Non-canon. OOC. Just give it a shot, you might be surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,357 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Paul
Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee by Hopeful Romantic reviews
Cain teaches DG to fight... -Story now complete-
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Cain, DG - Complete
Fantasies never felt so good by drkang3l reviews
After the encounter with Damon at the Salvatore boarding house, Elena let her fantasy run wild. Damon/Elena: adult themes/content
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
With a Cherry On Top by Made of Ossum reviews
"Oliver, just because you know how to French with a cherry doesn't mean you know how to French with a girl." MxO. One-shot. Rated T for kissing/sexiness? xD
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
A Gripping Surprise by Lacy Stewart reviews
Emmett surprises Bella. Will her life ever be the same?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,164 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Bookstore by cass189 reviews
Bella and Edward meet at a bookstore and fall in love. Will Bella face her insecurities and the people who want them apart or will she give Edward up? AU-All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,569 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2748 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
When You're Gone by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
Follow Alice, Jasper and the rest of the gang as they find love, laughs and heartbreak in the wonderful world known as high school. All Human. Prequel to Pieces of My Heart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,149 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Mannequin by Jane Krahe reviews
Full-length sequel to The Experiment. Involves scheming princesses, almost-familiar faces, deja vu, and honey cakes. Oh, and copius amounts of copulating. Enjoy! Please review! Hard M NEW CHAPTER!
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - DG, Cain
Second Chances by Kitrino reviews
Edward had more reasons to leave Bella behind this time. After 70 years, he found out that he left something more. How will he and the Cullens deal with it? Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,091 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Lost by Pho3niX reviews
A plane crash. A deserted island. Three survivors: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger and Blaise Zabini. None of them have wands. None of them are prepared to survive in such conditions. Teamwork has never looked so appealing. DMHGBZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Breathing in Sequence by logopoetics reviews
A softer James, a lonely Bella. Sometimes you have to break in order to change, and sometimes what you think should happen isn't really what should. Lessons sometimes have to be learned the hard way. Rated MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 117,733 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, James - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4381 - Favs: 5,128 - Follows: 3,127 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First Impressions by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
The day Bella went to the Cullens' home for the first time. Starting at Chapter 15 of Twilight from various Cullens' perspectives. This story is the behind the scenes look at the day Bella met the Cullens. What happened where Bella could not see them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,856 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Serving Saturday 1 by xxluvstrukxx reviews
They all looked around at the faces that filled the room around them. Detention wasn't supposed to be fun, was it?
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Troy B., Gabriella M.
The Experiment by Jane Krahe reviews
It's DG's birthday, and Wyatt Cain has a big problem. Please review!
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2009 - DG, Cain - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3886 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
in which you lose your mind by sparzelli reviews
“Pretty please? With chocolate and cherries and whipped cream and nuts on top?” Somewhere along the way, Derek lost the ability to say no. Let the insanity begin. Dasey..sort of.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Weddings, Llamas, and Misunderstandings by darkalbino reviews
Weddings have never been this strange. Wedding giftfic for Jelp and Yuuko Uchiha. SasuNaru, KibaHina. HAPPY WEDDING DAY JELP! AND HAPPY SASUNARU DAY TOO! 8D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Family Secrets by sirenastarot reviews
Now Complete! Post BD. Five happy couples live in the Cullen house. Bella discovers a dirty little secret about the Cullens. Rated M for a series of lemons. If you don't like Bella with anyone but Edward, Don't Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,640 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
Midnight Fantasies by darkalbino reviews
In the midnight hour, he cried "more, more, more." Pt 1, NaruSasu. Pt 2, SasuNaru. PURE PWP. Giftfic for starlightdevil.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,848 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Fearless Bella by TeamEmmett001 reviews
Emmett has liked Bella for a long time. When he finally gets to go on a date with her things are taken to far. Will their one night stand lead to something else? Rewrite of fearless. All human. I do not own anything twilight. Please read and review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 66,144 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Tally by ThistleL reviews
Derek likes to score. And keep track of those scores…except Casey keeps scoring more than him.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Bikinis and Cocktail Dresses by twilight taylor reviews
Bella Alice and Rosalie are best friends. They decide to go to the pool where they see the three most hotest guys ever. Will they hook up? Bad summary, but the story is great! All human, Exb AxJ RxEm. REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,087 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cold Showers by Miller0259 reviews
*Points to title and shrugs* Okay fine: DG puts an end to Cain's need for cold showers....
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Cain, DG - Complete
A Beautiful Mess by im-betting-on-alice493 reviews
Decided to change the title; wasn't working. Bella is Aro's daughter, biologically, oddly enough. On her 17th birthday she leaves Italy with an offer to live with the Cullens. What will become of it all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,533 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3117 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fleeting Moment by FrogQueenLaurel reviews
She can feel someone watching her. A shortcut through the woods proves to be...hot. Its definitely rated 'M'. A One Shot with promise...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/15/2009
The MESS Plan by Marauder Shagger reviews
Edward and Bella are recently engaged - happily too. There's just one problem. Edward wants to wait for the wedding, with no substitutes for sex in the meantime. So what does Bella do? Forms the MESS Plan, of course! Step 1: Move in together. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Your Best Kept Secret by Irenella Courmett reviews
Emmett owns a bar and Bella is a journalist looking for the right story. Can she find it at McCarty's? Or will she find something else? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,818 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
When Life Gives You Emmett by Porcelain Face reviews
What happens when Edward mysteriously isn't with Bella when she wakes up? Bella is stuck with Emmett for a WHOLE day. It can't be so bad- Emmett's harmless, right? My first fanfic- read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Surprise by neotantrika reviews
Sam Merlotte and Sookie Stackhouse have been circling one another throughout the novels and the TV series; here's where they finally come together.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sam M., Sookie S. - Complete
Wet Dreams Suck! by Chibiaddicted reviews
He touched her lips, her hips – and then the dream ended. Wet dreams suck, especially when the instigator - And the entire town! - now knows your wildest, subconscious, fantasies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Measured Rumors by SquishyCool reviews
Written for the prompt: Sam/Freddie, Sam starts a rumor around Ridgeway that Freddie has a small penis. He confronts her and proves that, actually, quite the opposite is true. Smut.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Promise by Katanagirl16 reviews
The trials and tribulations of being half-vampire, and having a werewolf boyfriend . . . who won't copulate. For BreakingDawn17 :D Nessie/Jake
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Fallen Angel by 13AkiraKuranXIII reviews
I watched with hazy eyes as a figure emerged from the shadowed forest. The ravens seemed to be cheering...or maybe that was just the blood pounding in my ears. A one-shot for my idea of the first time Zoey and Kalona meet. R&R! Rated T for safety :3
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Zoey R., Kalona - Complete
The Naughty Nanny by sirenastarot reviews
Written for Kittenmischief's HB Contest-Alice is a nanny for Carlisle Cullen’s three boys. Seventeen year old Jasper keeps vying for Alice’s attention. But who really owns her heart? Alice/Carlisle. AU/Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullens style by MizzAliceCullen reviews
Edwrad gay? Emmett in girly clothes on the front cover of Vogue? Balla and Mike? Alice wearing leaves? Jasper casting love spells? Whats going on? - story better than summarrie! please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Alice, Emmett
Sun Never Shines by controversial sassiest reviews
Bella is 15, Edward 16. They have a one-night stand and Bellas gets pregnant. Yes one of those stories. Full Summary inside. All Human. A lot better then this summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Finally in love by RockerChick08 reviews
Complete. Based on Episode "Maddie on Deck." This is the not so G-rated version of what happened after the joust with the Prince! And haven't you all wondered how Zack said goodbye to Maddie in the first place? I'm sure it had to happen! REad and find out
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Zack M., Maddie F. - Complete
Two Months is Too Long by Klei reviews
Sasuke is bored. As in, mega bored. Ever since he got back from the Sound, he's been under house arrest. What's a bored Uchiha to do? Why, have some "fun" with Naruto, of course! SasuNaru, graphic lemon, yaoi, no homophobes or kiddies allowed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Touching Happenstance by bitemebeezlebub reviews
Sakura and Gaara get hit with a jutsu meant for assassinations that cause the two recipients to feel the other's pleaure
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
Moments by Cadaverous Apples reviews
...in the lives of Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, and Blaise Zabini. But really, we only care about the hilarious ones, the dangerous ones, the sinful ones, the smutty ones...and they're all here. A collection of DGB oneshots. Smut and fluff included!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Nine Months by muggleinlove reviews
*Written for Jayeliwood's baby shower* Bella and Carlisle have a litte fun that leads to a big surprise. OOC, Bella/Carlisle lemon. Fluffy one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5263 - Favs: 4,781 - Follows: 4,126 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
SexyWitches Inc by Tina Redwood reviews
My most popular fic to date. Smut, fluff, all that good stuff. Blaise hires Ginny as his assistant, and he's the vice president of SexyWitches Inc., a wizarding porn company. Don't let the title dissuade you from reading; this has a plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,292 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Cookie Crumbs by darkalbino reviews
Because the easiest way to a man’s heart would be through his stomach. NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Master of the Rebels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Perfect by writingrox12 reviews
A two part smutty fiction. One part is Mary/Joey, the other is Tami/Dustin.
Another Cinderella Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/8/2009
Spring Awakening by dusk0summer reviews
Bella is starting her spring break and is going to spend it at her best friend Alice's summer house. However, what will happen when Alice's brother Edward, Bella's long time secret crush, comes with them. OOC M: Oneshot that will be lemony ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No More Mistakes by KatyLoveling reviews
“Why are you wary of me then? I assure you that I have good intentions. I won’t bite—at least not very hard.” Small fires leaped in Draco's eyes as he added in a throaty murmur, “and not where it will show.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,202 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Intern And The Vampire by Prime102805 reviews
Alice throws a Halloween party in her and Bella's apartment. There, Bella meets a handsome bronze haired man. Um, I suck at summaries...sorry. xD AU/AH I may change the title later. I'm not too fond of it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,960 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Teaching Me Teaching You by courthale reviews
Bella Swan just got a job at Forks high school. She moved back a few months earlier and found the man of her dreams. But she doesn't know him like she thought. And will find him in the last place she expected. first fanfic give it a chance LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,679 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Chase by HM TAFFY reviews
The first day of a new year at College. Edward is ready to commit himself to another year but it would be easier if his sister Alice stopped destroying his underwear. And if her new roommie wasn't so mouth-watering. Usual parings - All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,961 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
The F Word by trish.brides reviews
“This is wrong,” she mumbled. With a raised eyebrow and a very Slytherin smirk forming on his lips he whispered, “Then why does it feel so,” catching her earlobe with his teeth, “right?” GW/BZ Rated M for smut/language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Hell School by yourbrandofheroin89 reviews
This isn't your typical 'love triangle'. It's more of a love rhombus. Bella Swan is being shipped to Forks, by her eccentric child-like mother. The only solace Bella has is the incredible mind-blowing sex she has with her best friend in Forks. She may onl
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,204 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Effects of Alcohol by HM TAFFY reviews
When her friends get Bella drunk on Rosalie’s hen night, it was bound to end badly - but not this badly. A revealing bunny costume, a fist-fight in a club and the barman. Did she really offer to sleep with him? All human, usual pairings. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,771 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4241 - Favs: 4,053 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Too Much MugLug by JSFazz reviews
Cain wakes up with a nasty hangover and no memory of the previous night's events. DG wakes up beside him, equally as hungover and clueless. Thank the gods for memory magic! C/DG one shot
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Cain, DG - Complete
Chocolate by Smexykat reviews
Sam and Freddie make a cake for Carly’s 17th birthday. Rated M for a reason!
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
ρïɾατεṡ øƒ τhε сαɾïввεαṉ сhɾïṡτṃαṡ сαɾølṡ by invisiblemirage reviews
A collection of hilarious POTC Christmas carols to sing when you want a new Christmas carol. Post wherever, just give me credit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Noticing Him by tktktktktk reviews
What happens to 17 year old Renesmee as she develops in a chaotic home running wild with vampires and werewolves? will a new relationship sprout? JxR! lemons in future! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 3,521 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Return the Favor EPOV by Karrisa reviews
After sharing a novel sexual experience with Edward touching her, Bella wants to return the pleasure. This version is EPOV. The other is BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Return the Favor by Karrisa reviews
After sharing a novel sexual experience with Edward touching her, Bella wants to return the pleasure. This is BPOV. There is also an EPOV version, for those interested
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Only Love Sprung From My Only Hate by JadedDragon4 reviews
COMPLETE! On a dark night, in a dark corridor, the unthinkable happens . . . and now the lust is unstoppable. Dramione. Rated M for sexual situations. Borderline Lemon. If this is not your cup of tea, please do not read. PLEASE R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,665 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Innocent Fun by Karrisa reviews
Bella's finally convinced Edward to make love to her while she's still human. Just because she has to wait til they're married doesn't mean there aren't other things they could do...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sing It Sister by lalunafour reviews
She had just come to the realization the Glitch was the best friend ever when it finally happened.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - DG, Cain - Complete
Bedroom Scenes by lalunafour reviews
What goes on when no one is watching? Short drabbles starring DG/Cain.
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - DG, Cain - Complete
Hothouse by Jack of the North reviews
The unedited smutty Lie Back chapter, written by the fabulous Grande.Vanilla.Skim.Latte.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
A Drunken Flint by LemonStar reviews
..Marcus/Hermione.. "Hmmm. That's an interesting theory," Hermione said, tapping her finger with her chin, pretending to be deep in thought. "It's definitely your skill that made me fall for you but it wasn't skill on the dance floor that kept me around."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Hermione G., Marcus F. - Complete
Late Night by LemonStar reviews
..Marcus/Hermione.. "What are you doing up?" Marcus asked as she sank down next to him on the sofa, his arms immediately wrapping around her. Hermione smiled, closing her eyes. "You know I can't sleep without you."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Hermione G., Marcus F. - Complete
Lockdown by Sydeybidey reviews
The school goes under lockdown, there is no way to leave the classroom you're stuck in, for Ryan and Gabriella, they are the only two people in the library. Oneshot, Read and Review.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Ryan E., Gabriella M. - Complete
The Flint Grin by LemonStar reviews
..Marcus/Hermione.. He would usually snarl and snap like a caged lion trying to escape its prison. But the instant she was around him, that all disappeared and he would actually smile at her. The Flint grin. Who ever would have thought?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Hermione G., Marcus F. - Complete
Harem by CallistoLexx reviews
It's Halloween and Alice is throwing a party, where Edward and Bella want nothing more than to get away. Edward/Bella, AU/AH, sequel to Trapped & Freed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ice Cream Debacle by lalunafour reviews
After a long night of studying a couple of our favorite kids get hungry.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
River of Sin by Lady Casper-san reviews
Tired of being ruled by the captain, Elizabeth takes matters in her own hands. Lemon
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Guys' 30 Ways to Annoy Your Teacher by softangelwings reviews
The guys have a list of 30 ways to annoy your teacher. Humor. old penname: xmoviereadingfanx
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,109 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - [Troy B., Gabriella M.] [Chad D., Taylor M.] - Complete
Frustration by Miller0259 reviews
DG notices that our beloved Tin Man is frustrated...C/DG smut humor/romance ?
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Cain, DG - Complete
Extra Credit by whitereflections12 reviews
For The Only Pancake's Jasper/Alice Carlisle/Esme roleplaying contest! Esme finds a book of Rose's while cleaning and can't help but be intrigued by the possibilities...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
It's getting hot by revamp me reviews
Pure lemon between Bella and Edward. Hot, Sexy, and my first story. Check it out! Small humor at the end.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There's Something About A Man In Uniform by whitereflections12 reviews
For The Only Pancake's Jasper/Alice roleplaying lemon contest! Involves an Alice planned Halloween party, including her plans to see Jasper in a way she's always wanted...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Of Love and Locker Rooms by Web Walker reviews
Marcus is trying to figure out just what he and Hermione are to each other. Is kind of graphic in spots.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Marcus F., Hermione G. - Complete
Experimental Taste by Lady Casper-san reviews
This is a little ficlet dealing with a little secret of Edward's. And Bella wants to know what it is. But what does it have to do with food?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Lost, Simply Found by Lady Casper-san reviews
Excerpt: My hand fell short of the map I’d been clutching carefully near me the entire trip. "What do you mean we’re lost?" Edward turned his dazzling eyes toward me and frowned. "I mean exactly what I’m saying. We’re lost."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Payback's a Witch by dracosgem reviews
In this Sequel to Love in an Elevator-- Blaise finally gets his! Strongly advise you read Love in an Elevator first! DM/HG; BZ/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Blaise Z., Ginny W. - Complete
Natural Born Eater by chupplewup reviews
Scooby gets hungry and Velma shows hims something delicious he hasn't tried before. Scooby/Velma !mature contnet!
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Scooby Doo, Velma
Interruption by whitereflections12 reviews
Carlisle's been busy all week, bringing his hospital work home with him. When Esme has had enough, she'll take matters into her own hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Love In An Elevator by dracosgem reviews
A silly little one shot with all the fixins...truly a recipe for disaster when our sexy Slytherin and our hot tempered Gryffindor get stuck in a lift together...Sequel Entitled Payback's a Witch located on author page!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Settling the Score by dracosgem reviews
Hermione Granger, Gryffindor Princess and total bookworm at your service. Oh, and newly appointed President of the We Hate Ron Weasley Club! Membership only five knuts. Thus far I have one member, but that’s all about to change…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7727 - Favs: 9,160 - Follows: 2,592 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4879 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
White Carpet and Wall Sconces by off-the-deep-end reviews
Entry for Jayeliwood's SEXY EDWARD contest. Bella finds herself bored and in need of some quiet time at a house party. What she finds definitely cures the boredom, but is far from quiet. M FOR LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Kiss During Potions by BlackxZodiac reviews
Sizzle. Fizzle. It's hot in the dungeons and things just got steamy in Potions. HermionexDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dirty Deeds by Serenanna reviews
It should have been a sweet deal of a mission, lots of money for very little work. But, after being stuck with the same man for four years, being 'just friends' should have been a dirty phrase. KakashixSakura, GemnaxIno, Lemon eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 251,986 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Change of Scene by off-the-deep-end reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's 'Sexy Edward' contest. 'Blue jeans and rocker tee' Edward. Bella is pleasantly surprised when she spots the breath taking lead singer of the band she didn't expect to like. Rated M for lemons...obviously. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trapped by CallistoLexx reviews
All Human AU, BPOV. A drunken game of Truth or Dare with Alice leads to Bella spending her Saturday night somewhere she never expected. E/B, Em/R. ADULT CONTENT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Em and Rose's rumpy pumpy car ride by EdwardsBella1918 reviews
Rosalie carries out some repairs on Bella's truck, with the help of Emmett. But Emmett has some other 'work' he would like to do, and soon Emmett and Rosalie go for a ride that they will never forget. ;D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Don't Dawdle in the Woods by OliviaJane reviews
One-Shot: Rosalie rocks Emmett's world with a naughty little costume she received at her Bachelorette party. What exactly is she up to? Read and find out. AU, AH, Usual Pairings, RxR - This is my submission for XxBanditQueenxX's Role Play Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Seeing Stars by Purplerhino reviews
Sometimes things don’t go as planned. C/DG. M. Fluffysmut
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Cain, DG - Complete
Interrupted by jaLEXIam reviews
OneShot. Rosalie/Emmett. Rosalie works on her car, but finds that she is stopped by a very eager Emmett. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
One Last Hurrah by OliviaJane reviews
While Edward is away hunting, Emmett is left in charge of keeping an eye on Bella. Come along as they play one of the most ridiculous games to ever be created. Pure Emmett and Bella silliness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Edward, my boyfriend? by Twilightfever reviews
OOC! Bella and Edward have been friends ever since they were six years old. What happens when Edward needs a fake girlfriend and Bella is his only choice? Will Bella find feelings she never had for Edward or will there relationship fall apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,428 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pomme De Sang by Aspirenauthoress reviews
A more grown up Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward become closer as the wedding nears. When she's finally changed she gains a power that helps her feed. Mixing themes from the Hamilton Vampire series. Not a crossover, AU. Very Mature, be warned!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,109 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Pirates Life for Us by Piratebuddies reviews
After the third movie two pirate obsessed friends have a sleepover and they awake to the world of pirates. They team up with the cast of Pirates of the Caribbean and attempt to defeat a new villain, The Black Widow. Self-Insert.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,890 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Happens In Vegas by Zaratan reviews
Shego spots Kim, Ron, and Monique in Vegas after they finish a mission, and wonders what it would be like if she could just loosen Kimmie up a bit. She ends up pleasently surprised.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Mine by atruwriter reviews
He was sick and tired of every bloke that ever crossed their path thinking they had a chance with her. :Marcus/Hermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 105 - Published: 4/11/2008 - [Hermione G., Marcus F.] - Complete
Big by scoob2222 reviews
DG does this cute little thing with her head. Except sometimes its not so much cute as it is torture.
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/29/2008 - DG, Cain - Complete
Guy Next Door by Tina Redwood reviews
Ginny is interested in her neighbor... Ginny/OC smut in three chapters, requested by JulieMalfoyZabini. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Ginny W., OC - Complete
On the Prowl by Vincenti reviews
Blaise takes what he wants. Canon situation of the Hogwarts Express in HBP - turned smutty. Blaise/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Blaise Z., Ginny W.
You And Me by SereneCalamity reviews
Jay is having some trouble writing his song, so his inspiration comes to his room....JayTeri. OneShot.
Raise Your Voice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Thinking by Alisha Ashton reviews
Comedy/Smut - originally intended to be a one-shot but seeing how the intro ran beyond 5000 words I'm as curious to see this pan out as you will be LOL
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,558 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Cain, DG - Complete
10 THINGS WYATT CAIN LOVED ABOUT DISNEYLAND by PrincessTin reviews
Smuttyfunny fic. Cain and DG visit Disneyland.
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Cain, DG - Complete
Seducing Mr Malfoy by Tina Redwood reviews
Hermione makes a bet that she can get laid by Draco Malfoy within a month. Ridiculously funny things happen. SMUTTY. HILARIOUS. Hermione/Draco, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,774 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Chat Room by Tina Redwood reviews
Hogwarts gets a chat room. M for Harry&Ginny's webcam cyber, etc. :D One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
BOREDOM by kabuxshika reviews
Boredom runs rampant among the team leaders while the Genin take the Academy students on a field exercise. Kakashi suggests something to spice things up. Threesome. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Kurenai Y., Asuma S. - Complete
Prey by Elysium66 reviews
In her final year at Hogwarts, Hermione has been instructed to keep a close watch on Draco Malfoy to gather information for the Order. However, she never expected him to find out but he did...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,616 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ever Observant by Pho3niX reviews
He had always been content to hover in the shadows, merely observing dispassionately – until she came along. HGBZ. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
Caught With Her Pants Down by mrneb reviews
Freshman year of college. Leslie gets caught in an embarrassing situation. LDD, oneshot, Les-Jes. Based on 2007 movie. Rated T for some adult themes and humor, mild swearing.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Jess A., Leslie B. - Complete
Pixie Sticks by Buffybot76 reviews
TIN MAN fic. DG discovers that pretty flowers can lead to a fate worse than death in the O.Z. Comedy ensues… CDG fic co-written with FeistyFox COMPLETE
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,122 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Cain, DG - Complete
Return of Pan by MaraJade31 reviews
Wendy is now a full grown woman and married with a child when Peter Pan flies through her window wanting to take her back to Neverland, but when she refuses, Peter uses his one and only wish from Tinker Bell to do something which startles even him...
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,614 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Peter Pan, Wendy D.
Stuck In The Elevator by SereneCalamity reviews
...CoAuthored by corbinbleuis4evasexc...Troy and Gabriella hate each other, but maybe being stuck in an elevator will change that. OneShot. Troyella.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
A New Beginning by atruwriter reviews
It was the start of something all them. :BillHermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/8/2008 - [Bill W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Christmas Confessions by Cynchick reviews
Sakura convinces Kakashi that spending Christmas together is better than being alone, and they both learn that the best gifts are the ones you never expected to receive. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,211 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
You Have To Stop Doing That by Eris Dea Disaccordo reviews
Guess the couple. WARNING: If you don't like smut, do not read. This is your only warning. Oneshot!
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Karaoke night! by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Llamas by Llama Mama23 reviews
what will happen when Edward and Bella go to a Llama farm? with REAL Llamas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Sneaky Money by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward 'accidentally' puts one million dollars in Bella's bank account. She is NOT happy. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Skating by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and Edward go rollar skating!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Which one? by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
The Locket by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella gets a locket with Edwards picture inside...What will he do when he finds out? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Firsts by Vampire's Mistress reviews
Harley's first time...with the Joker.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Harley Q., Joker - Complete
Mistakes Made by Pyro Symptoms Unleashed reviews
In which Draco is stupid, Pansy shags someone, Ginny is armed with a cheese grater, Blaise gets many black eyes, and the Ministry screws everything up. Oh, and did I mention the duodecaplets? Yeah, that's like twins, but with 12 babies. But whose babies?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Ginny W., Blaise Z.
That Time Of Month by Pho3niX reviews
Blaise finds himself reluctantly playing the mediator once more over another of Draco and Hermione's arguments. Dramionaise goodness, so enjoy! Please R&R. Oneshot. Warning: FMM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
That I Can Do by Eris Dea Disaccordo reviews
Danny sees Sam in the bathroom...What happens? This has a Rating for a reason. OneShot DxS [Smut]
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The LoveHate Game by Pho3niX reviews
Hogwarts' Girls' Gossip Society have concluded that opposites attract and have decided to bet on it. So who better to prove their theory on than a Slytherin and a Gryffindor? Problem is, Malfoy and Hermione are the ideal pair to test out the theory!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hogwarts At The Zoo by Pho3niX reviews
Seventh year seems normal - until Malfoy suddenly obtains an interest in Hermione, insane plate wars begin in the Great Hall and Dumbledore sends them to a Muggle Zoo.The last thing on their minds now is the workload - their whole yr level has gone crazy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,380 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Even In My Dreams You Haunt Me by Pho3niX reviews
Malfoy has suddenly started to notice just how much Hermione has grown over the summer holidays...and he's utterly disgusted to realize that he actually thinks she is prettier than the average girl. DM-HG romance, one-shot fic, PG-13, please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Next Breakfast Club by The Evil Muffin Pirate reviews
This is the story of five young people in the same situation as the famed Breakfast Club, only these are from 2004. Please Read and Reveiw! Everything accepted! also, the PG-13 for curse words and stuff thats not G...yea... obviously.... UPDATED 724!
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 12/6/2003
The Breakfast Club Reunites by ILuvMJF23 reviews
The Breakfast Club is now grown up and reuniting for the funeral of Mr. Vernon
Breakfast Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004
The Diva Places An Ad In The Newspaper by Plaidly Lush reviews
Life isn't easy being a Diva's assistant. One-shot.
Fifth Element - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Complete
the NEW breakfast club by BonitaBella reviews
5 new kids but same social groups... these kids may walk in as strangers but they will leave with a bond no social group can break
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2003
Breakfast Club: Hogwarts Style by jojobear reviews
Like the title says, Breakfast Club, Hogwarts Style. What happens when the Quidditch jock, the popular prep, the nasty bully, the klutzy nerd, and the eccentric freak are stuck together for Saturday detention? Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003
The Harry Potter Breakfast Club by Scheherazade1 reviews
This is Harry Potter and the movie The Breakfast Club combined! Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Draco end up in a Saturday of detention together...see what happens!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2001 - Published: 12/12/2001