hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 07-14-08, id: 1634236, Profile Updated: 05-21-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hi everyone! I'm Alex and I live in New Jersey. I love to read and write. Writing is one of my talents actually. I love it, and I promise you guys to post as much as possible. I also like to sing. Drawing is a love for me, but I think I suck at it. So I guess it's just my self critisism.

AIM... Yes I have one, but your gonna have to PM me to get it. Sorry but I am not going to just post my AIM on here to complete strangers. I'd get in trouble, and I don't think it's very wise anyway. So yeah...

I've made a few very close friends from this site. My closest are Mai, Shelby, and Nikki. They all have some pretty good stories going (Nikki's is on FictionPress), and they have all reviewed mine. Thanks for the inspiration and the support you've conciously and unconciously given me.

Okay, most of the music I listen to is Alternative. The bands I like are Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Linkn Park, We The Kings, My Chemical Romance, Muse, Boys Like Girls, Fall Out Boys, Simple Plan, Miley Cyrus (I know it's kind of dorky but I like her music, not her), Prima J, Paramore, Panic at the Disco, Metro Station, Blue October, blink-182, and so many more. I also listen to other types of music, various other types.

Some of the songs I love are:

1.Kiss My eyes-AFI

2. Bottom of the Ocean-Miley Cyrus

3. Corazon-Prima J

4. The River-Good Charlotte

5. Hate Me-Blue October

6. Haunted-Evanescence

7. My Last Breath-Evanescence

8. Tourniquet-Evanescence

9. Missing-Evanescence

10. Check Yes Juliet- We The Kings

11. All Songs Three Days Grace (Animal I have Become, Scared, and Wake Up especially)

12. All Songs Linkn Park (Numb and Runaway especially)

13. Twilight-Vaness Carlton

14. White Houses-Vaness Carlton

15. A Thousand Miles-Vanessa Carlton

16. Move Along-All American Rejects

17. It Ends Tonight-All American Rejects

18. I Miss You-blink-182

19. Goodbye-Everlife

20. Thnks Fr Th Mmrs-Fall Out Boys

21. Wake Me Up When Septemper Ends-Green Day

22. Boulevard of Broken Dreams-Green Day

23. The Reason-Hoobastank

24. No Air-Jordan Sparks

25. One Step At A Time-Jordan Sparks

26. Sing For Absolution-Muse

27. Falling Away With You-Muse

28. Misery Business-Paramore

29. That's What You Get-Paramore

30. Chilosa-Prima J

31. Rockstar-Prima J

32. Until The Day I Die-Story of the Year

33. Time Is Running Out-Muse

34. I Will Follow You Into The Dark-Death Cab

35. Dragula-Rob Zombie

36. I'm Yours-Jason Mraz

37. Krazy-Pitbull

38. Work It-Missy Elliot

39. Just Dance-Lady Gaga

40. Chasing Cars-Snow Patrol

41. I Will Follow You Into The Dark-Death Cab For Cutie (I know it's a long title but it's still really good.)


I have watched Twilight 25 times!! Just thought I'd put that out there. Here's a link for a website on the internet if you wanna see it again, or haven't seen it yet and want to badly. I've seen it twice in theaters, both on the release night, one time after the other. Okay so anyway here's the link:

I am into Scary Movies as well. Dead Silence, The Ruins, Stay Alive, I Am Legend, Silent Hill, The Grudge 1 & 2, and many more!

I like Comedy Movies too. Anger Management, Click, Scary Movie 1,2,3 & 4, etc.

Books. Endlessly Books. My favorite authors are:

Stephenie Meyer (Come on people you gotta love her)!!

Christopher Paolini (Eragon Series)!!

So many more I can't name but those are my 2 tops!! I've read the Twilight books 10 times each. I'm obsessed and am currently reading Breaking Dawn for the third time. And am now awainting the Twilight Movie that comes out Nov. 21st. She's awesome and I hope she never stops. Her new book The Host is great too. That is an ADULT NOVEL though. (I am entered in a readin challenge in my school and I have provided the reading list below.)

I don't play any sports, and I don't have a myspace (although I desperately want one). My three bffs are Jess, Meg, and Lexie. They are all very supportive, and I know I can always go to them when I need to. They are what someone can ask for in a friend and sooooo much more. Thanks you guys!!

The Reading List for My Challenge:

The Blue Girl-Charles de Lint

The Body of Christopher Creed-Carrol Plum Ucci

Breaking Dawn-Stephenie Meyer (yay! I get to read it again!)

The Brief Histor of the Dead-Kevin Brockmeier

Brisingr-Chrisopher Paolini

A Certain Slant of Light-Laura Whitcomb

Eclipse-Stephenie Meyer (yay! I get to read this yet again!)

Elsewhere-Gabrielle Zevin

Extras-Scott Westerfield

The Host-Stephenie Meye (did I mention how good this book is? yes? oh well!)

The Hunger Games-Suzanne Collins (I've been itching to read this and now I have to? Yea!!)

Ironside-Holly Black

Lush-Natasha Friend

Marley & Me-John Grogan

Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac-Gabrielle Zevin

New Moon-Stephenie Meyer (yay! I love this!)

Now You See Her-Jacquelyn Mitchard

Perfect-Natasha Friend

Pretties-Scott Westerfield

Someone Like You-Sarah Dessen

Speak-Laurie Halse Anderson

Specials-Scott Westerfield

Thirteen Reasons Why-Jay Asher

Tithe-Holly Black

Twilight-Stephenie Meyer (am i not screaming now?!)

Uglies-Scott Westerfield

What Happened to Cass McBride-Gail Giles

You, Maybe-Rachel Vail

This Lullaby-Sarah Dessen

The Truth About Forever-Sarah Dessen

Just Listen-Sarah Dessen

Vampire High-Douglas Rees

Vampire Kisses-Ellen Schreiber

Must Love Black-Kelly McClymer

Okay so I have to read those books within 2 months for the Ultimate prize, or 3 months for the Second place prize. I think they look really good, and I wanted to do this. lol. So I'll let you guys know how I make out. lol. If anyone wants to join me, you're all welcome to, you don't have to. Just PM me if you're in on the contest. Love you guys! Alex.

You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When...

1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times.

2) You own all above mentioned books.

3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and
you want to see it anyway.

4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.

5) You have reread a lot of these pages.

6) You read fanfiction about Twilight.

7) You write fanfiction about Twilight.

8) At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says
something about Twilight or its characters.

9) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.

10) For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a
missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read

11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it,
because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".

12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight
is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.

13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.

14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk

15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2007 for
Eclipse to come out, you almost cried.(AN: this one kinda depends on when
you read the first two books, I guess!)

16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you
like best.

17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something
about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.

18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories,
you never get tired of it.

19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing
you read.

20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a

21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.

22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.

23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people
who don't understand it just haven't read the book.

24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought
it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.

26). You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information

27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns

28). You're keeping track of all the "Eclipse Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean

29). Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website

30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series

31). Your screen saver reads "Breaking Dawn: August 2, 2008"

32). You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition

33). You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it

34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books

35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them

36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines

37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die

38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care

39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 7th!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco

40). You're more excited about the release of Eclipse than anything to do with Harry Potter

41). When you found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, you have a mental breakdown

42). When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown

43.) You ACTUALLY noticed there was no 25.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the "Make Edward change Bella into a vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have AACIBD Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it's NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fave Twilight Quotes:

And so the loin fell in love with the lamb…”—EC

“Yes you are exactly my brand of heroin.”—EC

“Just because I’m resisting the wine doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the bouquet”—EC

“Stupid shiny Volvo owner.”--BS

“Oh a sadistic vampire intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV on the other hand…”—EC

"If I'm going to h I might as well do it thoroughly."-EC

Fave Quotes from New Moon

“Which is tempting you more my blood or my body?”—BS

“Love, life, meaning…over.”—BS

“I bet she’s tougher than that. She runs with the vampires.”—Embry Call

“So you’re the vampire girl.”—EY

“For once Edward was speechless.”--BS

Fav Quotes from Eclipse

“You compare one small tree to an entire forest.”—EC

“No let me be the one in charge of responsibility for a few minutes…or hours.”—BS

“I promise to love you forever—every single day of forever. Will you marry me?”—EC

“Would you like me to help you sleep, Jacob?”—EC

“Amazing. How can someone so tiny be so annoying?”—EC

“It’s a good thing you’re bullet proof.”—BS

"I don't care who's a werewolf and who's a vampire. You are Jacob and he is Edward." -BS

"But I am a werewolf and he is a vampire."-JB

"And I'm a Virgo!"-BS

Fave Quotes from Breaking Dawn:

"Mom dropped him on his head a lot when he was a baby. He also liked to chew on the crib bars."-LC (Leah Clearwater)

"Lead paint?"-JB

"Looks like it."-LC (Leah Clearwater)

"I told you so has a brother, Jacob. His name is shut the l up."-BC

"What's so funny?"-BC


"You're right, Jake's a crack up."-BC

Fave Quotes in General:

"My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen,"

"Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh"

"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry"

Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

"Join the Vampires we have Edward Cullen,"

"The forbidden fruit is always the sweetest."

My kind of man is the kind where if I run to him with tears streaming down my face, he'll be the one to hold me in his arms and say, "Who's am I kicking babe?"

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.


DUDE THIS IS SOOOOOO CUTE!! :D Perfect. Love. :)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life.
Boy: My life

-The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...-

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

If you find this cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one to your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter,moonifrui, Isabellamariecullen3214, CassieRae, noddingnod, VampChick00,

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON and ECLIPSE over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the aforementioned, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

(okay, really, who the heck knew that?!)

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, but Edward Cullen is clearly at the top of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Swan: Clumsier than you since 1989

(Ha! They ah-bivously haven't met me!)


Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look... Well duh!! Why would I keep looking after i found it?!

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?...

When life gives you lemons, scream at life- I mean, seriously, what good is lemons without the sugar? I can't make lemonade without sugar, can I?

Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away AND have their shoes!

If at first, you don't succeed, try try again. If once again you fail, destroy the trail.

You see, I used to be normal. But then I learned to read. So, the normalness went right down the drain! My dad blames my first grade teacher...

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Everything here is eatable. Even I am eatable, but that my dear children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

a good friend helps you up if you trip, but
a best friend just stands there laughing beause they tripped you





You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?

The Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

road to success is always under construction.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in HIS car.

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

My Friend,
my companion,
through good times and bad
my friend, my buddy,
through happy and sad,
beside me you stand,
beside me you walk,
you're there to listen,
you're there to talk,
with happiness, with smiles,
with pain and tears,
I know you'll be there,
throughout the years!

-Trying is the first step toward failure

yo-yos were invented as a weapon

For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

Sorry I am being Chased by 6 Penguins and they seem to want my ButterFinger but dangit they can't have it. So I will be back after I have run them over with my Barbie Car.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love..

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one)

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

(I truly believe that. It explains why so many girls that are pretty and smart, feel like they aren't pretty and that nobody loves them. We just need to wait ladies. Our guy will come.)

I'm not with stupid anymore! Education is important, school however, is another matter.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't a good evening.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you want to run over your school with a tank, copy this into your profile. (PLEASE, SOMEONE GIVE ME A TANK!)

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward", you freak out because you love him so much, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (Do male cows have udders?)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (My dad fell asleep while talking to someone, beat that!)

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Excuse me... Have you seen my sanity... I think I've lost it.

No, I don't have PMS, I just really hate you.

Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go.

Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over.

My night in shinig armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret Admirers are stalkers with pens.

The pen might be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Therapist=the/rapist... scary thought

Your weirdness is creeping ym imaginary friend out.

Never go to a doctor whose plants have died.

Tell the truth and run.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

I'm not afraid of DEATH. What's it gonna do? Kill me?

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. (Actually it was a bike for me)

Constipated people don't give a crap.

Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.

You hate your job? Well why didn't you just say that? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYONE and they meet in the pub.

No, this isn't my real name. I'm breaking it in for a friend.

I play drums to silence the voices in my head

I tried sniffing coke but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get your virginity.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a witch.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a witch.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a prep.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking witch.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible morron.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be having sex with them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a show-off.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a witch.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling brat.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (In this case, though, I actually am)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic brat.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.


The dress that Bella wears to the funeral in Destiny:

The shoes she wore with the dress in Destiny:

The diamond necklace, earrings, and bracelet Bella wore to the funeral in Destiny:


Nana's green eyes:

Bella's Wedding Dress:

Alice, Kate, Rosalie, and Esme's bridesmaids dresses: (if you click on the 00 size at the top a new screen will come up. Then click it again and scroll down until you see the second row of dresses. The first dress from the left is the dress. Just imagine it in a light baby blue color~second link~):

Alice's Coach Designer Bag:

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

What the Hale! by Mimidearr reviews
Jasper:"I'm Bored." Alice:"Me too." Jasper:"LETS DO SOMETHING RANDOM!" Alice:"YEAH! LIKE FUZZBUCKETS RANDOM!" : Alice and Jasper said it all. But if you didnt understand... This is random stuff the Cullens do in their free time... Fuzzbuckets random stuff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 24,733 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
Finding Family by LAoR reviews
1863: When Bella's older brother, Jasper, goes missing in the war, she sneaks onto the warfront to find her beloved brother. But she is attacked, bitten, & forced to move on and spend her never ending time alone. 2006: She moves to Forks, WA to find not only her brother, but the gorgeous Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,317 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everlasting by TouchMyGoldenHeart-SMWB reviews
When Edward leaves Bella he runs to Alaska. What happens when Bella's friends decide to take her the same place? And what is wrong with Bella? And who's Damien& what's with the riddle? Pure romance. Angst. Mystery. Suspense. And HUGE SURPRISES. NO SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 112,247 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Desperation by LeesaM reviews
What would have happened if Jasper had gotten a hold of Bella at her birthday party? **NOTE: THIS STORY IS CO-WRITTEN; we weren't sure how to post it twice, under both authors, so if you see a duplicate story, please know that it belongs to both authors.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,589 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Choices by LeesaM reviews
This story takes place in Eclipse when Riley goes to Bella’s room to gather her belongings for Victoria. This is what could have happened if Bella had arrived while he was still there, and the events following.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,935 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bloody Tears by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Edward and Bella were always good friends. Edward moves away when they are 12. 5 years later he comes back to a completely different Bella. Why does she wear that oversized hoodie? Why does she get called Emo-girl? ABUSE WARNING. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,637 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Me by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Bella is sick and finds out she has cancer. Edward has to make a decision before it's too late. Nominated for Best Romance on La Tua Cantante awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,799 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
Shatter and Elude by shelbym1112 reviews
Sequel to darkside of the moon. please read and review. DISCLAIMER: i don't own twilight. just the plot in the first story and this plot. so read and be nice. so for now..the title is shatter and elude until i can come up with something else thats better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Temptation by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Beaten and enslaved in a brothel house... what would draw him to such a broken spirit? Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,148 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever and never by TouchMyGoldenHeart-SMWB reviews
Edward and Bella are finally married. Bella is a vampire. A dream come true? What happens when the dream turns in to a nightmare. Alice runs a way. And Bella starts taking instructions on how to protect the six people that she loves. And most importantly
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,004 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
What You Don't Know by TouchMyGoldenHeart-SMWB reviews
Edward stops hunting after he leaves Bella. He hasn't hunted for five months. What would happen to his body? What happens when it just shuts down? plz R & R.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,192 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward
New Crescent by isabellsah cullen reviews
First Day back at school after Edward returns in New Moon. From Bella's point of view...something i've had for months and forgot to publish...ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nameless Love by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
I'm deeply in love with a woman and I know everything about her... except one simple detail... her name. TonyxOC. Title credit goes to Bookworm290! THANKYOU
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Tony D.
Fate by WolfChick28 reviews
What if Rue never died? What if she had survived the harmful stabbing? Would Rue and Katniss survive the rest of the games? and if so, Would the Games turn out different in Katniss and Rue's favor? R&R please.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
The Cullen's trip to WalMart by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
The Cullens move to a new town in Montana and decide to let the people there know that the Cullen Family is in town... by playing pranks in Wal-mart. This is about 70 years after Bella has been married to ewdard and changed into a vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
Please trust me by TouchMyGoldenHeart-SMWB reviews
Bella gets a phone call that changes everything between her and Edward
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,880 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
The beat of my dead heart by TouchMyGoldenHeart-SMWB reviews
Can Bella actually be the cause for Edward's physical pain? Why would she do that? and how? Could Bella actually be the one to end Edward's life? even if she didn't know it? plz R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,491 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Again by TouchMyGoldenHeart-SMWB reviews
What if Edward came back to Bella but didn't find her in her house? where is she? and how is she. TWO-SHOTS. PLZ R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just My Luck by imagination57 reviews
Casey Ference is a sixteen year old girl who moves into a strange town called Vanfare Ville. At first, all she wants is friends and to fit in and like this place. Next thing you know, all she wants is to leave this town and never come back. Why? Find out.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,762 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
The Darkside of The Moon by shelbym1112 reviews
What if, Bella bled in biology, and edward got her out of class? he bites her, but is stopped from killing her completely. How will bella cope with this new life, how will edward ever apologize? will they be able to be in a relationship? PLEASE BE NICE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,118 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Blackholes and Revelations by shelbym1112 reviews
Pretty much; this is what would happen in twilight if i were to become bella; anywho please read and nice; i know i make mistakes; disclaimeri i own nothing. S.M owns. i own myself and thats it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,861 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Until the Day I Die by shelbym1112 reviews
Edwards life is going exactly the way he wants it to; He's joined the army; he's got Bella; but when the spanish influenza strikes; Carlisle thinks edward's alone; and takes him. Bella's determined to figure out what happend to him. i suck at summaries
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,933 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Babysitting by runaway xo reviews
All Human! Bella is stuck babysitting the devil himself, when she notices a strange color in the corner of a sliding glass door. "It was a strange auburn color, almost brick-like, but not as dull." AU. B/E. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mike Needs To Be Institutionalized by Chaotic Streams reviews
Mike takes advantage of the sunny week, and tries to convince Bella that they were meant be be together. Only, he goes to the extremes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,401 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Mike
Karaoke Fun by liberal4peace reviews
Emmett is babysitting Bella. He gets bored and with the help of Bella and Alice he plans a little fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
serenity's moon by vampireskiss1994 reviews
a 16 year old girl is captured by a vampire, his siblings and him believe she has powers that can help their family, but little than she knows that three out of 4 siblings want her for themselves
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
Bella's Change by noddingnod reviews
Bella changes, but not as expected. Edward accidently bites her, and so on. Kinda stupid summary I know, but this is my first story, so please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008
33 Reasons Why We Love 'em and Hate 'em by Karen Cullen3 reviews
Title says it all. Reasons why we love and hate Edward and Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The beauty of darkness by vampireskiss1994 reviews
than the angel said “ she will be your reincarnation if she dies, you die and you must protect her in your spiritual form and then she will become the daughter of light and she will save our world and theirs.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Shadow reviews
This is the sequel to "Destiny". Bella's world is once again turned upside down and she has to fight for her own right to live, and many others. The main question is if she'll be able to save those she loves the most, or will she be destroyed trying?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,067 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Reborn reviews
Bella comes to Forks, Washington as a vampire. She was killed in a car accident a year ago, and she's been on the hunt ever since. She's thirsty for blood and revenge from her killer. What happens when she runs into the Cullens and the one she's hunting?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Destiny reviews
What if James bit Bella bit not killed and changed her? When Bella is changed she realizes she is the only one who may be able to balance the world she has been thrown into. But the question: Can she do it? Disclaimer I own nothing! All vamps after Chapt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,785 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete