Hakeber.Nhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Fahrenheit 451, Death Note, and God's Not Dead. Okay, this whole "THIS IS NOT A PROFILE" joke is done. It's old and overused and done. So. This is a profile. Of a sort. I do write fanfiction. In a way. I just successfully published my first fic in over five years. Go read it if you want. And now that this one's done, I've got ideas for other ones bubbling around my brain. Especially since I finally have a good handle on my narrative voice. (It's some combination of Tolkien-tier long, rambling sentences, weirdly interspersed imagery, and just enough profanity to keep that T rating going strong.) And, of course, I still use this account to archive my old favorites, and some new faves too. So yeah. |
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Girls In Glass Houses by Greensl33ves reviews
While in the Hospital Wing after being taken to the Chamber of Secrets, Ginny encounters the one person willing to ask her what really happened: Luna Lovegood. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Ginny W., Luna L., Poppy P. - Complete
Presents by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Mello x Near slash, if you like. When Mello hears of L's death, he goes back to bed. Wammy's House, canon-divergent.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Near, Mello, Matt, Roger - Complete
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 15595 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Branches on the Tree of Time by alexanderwales reviews
Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.
Terminator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,847 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Kyle Reese, Sarah Connor, The Terminator, Skynet - Complete
Prototype by Havoc Creations reviews
Strong Bad's always had an active imagination. So when he suspects Homestar Runner of being a robot, no one believes him. But what if he was right? AU, slash
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,217 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
Irritation by Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Abysmal Dating Life of Harry Potter by Celebony reviews
Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Dead People by Tierfal reviews
Near hears dead people. Matt/Mello, L/Light, Gevanni/Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Near, S. Gevanni - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 611 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Pure Chance by Tierfal reviews
Five years after the events of "Dumb Luck," Near invites Matt and Mello over to celebrate their victory over Kira. So begins the kinkiest tea party in the history of mankind. Matt/Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Dumb Luck by Tierfal reviews
“Mello smiled like a complacent cat. ‘We,’ he announced, ‘should play strip poker.’” Matt/Mello/Near Wammy's madness ensues.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Physical Memory by caffeine.bloodstream reviews
PC x Mac. Techslash! Not sure how to summarize this one. PC keeps some interesting things in his Bookmarks.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
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One Flesh reviews
"And Jacob served seven years for Rachel; and they seemed unto him but a few days, for the love he had to her." (Genesis 29:20, KJV.)
God's Not Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Josh W., Kara - Complete
Let There Be reviews
Just an idea I had. I'm not enough of a nerd to claim it's an xover, and you'll see why. . .Rated T just to be safe.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Dandelions in the Rain reviews
A curious fireman, a supposedly crazy nature-lover, and a late-blooming dandelion. Basically a scene from F451, told from Clarisse's point of view. Criticize it to bits if you dare--this is my first fanfic, so I'm sure you'll find plenty to hate about it.
Fahrenheit 451 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete