Author has written 7 stories for Resident Evil series, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, and Being Human.
Hello! Welcome to my profile! Hope you enjoy reading any of my fanfictions, generally I'm quite the slow updater, however from time to time I get my butt in gear and begin writing updates, some of the fanfictions were also written by my younger self and as a result I have decided to re-write most of them. (Thinking about it in the future if I remember the password, I'll end up re-writing them again...) Finally re-started updating everything woo! Anyway i'll take this time to talk a little about me:
X-men First Class
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Rises
The Amazing Spiderman
28 Days Later
Ouran High School Host Club
High School Of The Dead
Hetalia Axis Powers
Resident Evil series
Time Splitters: Future Perfect
Devil May Cry
Assassins Creed series
Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines
DOA: Dead Or Alive
Vampire Chronicles By Anne Rice
Harry Potter By J.K Rowling
Looking For Alaska By John Green
The Diary Of A Young Girl By Anne Frank
Paper Towns By John Green
The Lost Symbol By Dan Brown
The Da Vinci Code By Dan Brown
The Great Gatsby By F. Scott Fitzgerald
Hunger Games By Suzanne Collins
Favourite TV Shows
The Walking Dead
You know you're a gamer when
-You play videogames for more than four hours a day, eight on weekends.
-You deny playing childish videogames that you played in your youth, even though you still secretly play them when no one’s around.
-Your iPod has more than five videogame songs on it made for the game it was heard in.
-You were once entirely obsessed with Pokémon, even if it was just one Pokémon in particular.
-You are STILL obsessed with Pokémon.
-You worship a video game icon or company.
-You wish your plumber would say “It’s-a me! Mario!” When he walks through the door to fix your sink
-You stay calm in your everyday situations, but if some sniper headshots you, he’s suddenly the devil and deserves to be tortured and murdered slowly.
-You recall parts of your life according to what games you were playing at the time.
-You will buy a video game simply because it’s a game that has been remade over and over again trying for a new experience, and end up loving the repetition.
-You will accept any challenge in any game you know you are good at, but run the hell away if you’ve never played the game you were challenged in.
-Your cell phone ringtone originated from a video game.
-You can identify other ringtones if they’re from videogames.
-You claim that videogames were the reason your childhood wasn’t so crappy.
-You think videogames today are too easy
-You think videogames back then were too hard.
-You can remember your first videogame the moment someone asks you what it was.
-Videogames have affected your tastes in music
-Your parents looked down on you for playing videogames, yet you continued playing them anyway
-Your parents were awesome and completely supportive of your gaming habits (lucky bastards…)
-All your friends are either gamers or love videogames.
-You became a rock fan after playing any guitar hero or rock band game.
-You will defend videogames to the ends of the earth like a religious zealot defends their belief.
-You will be supportive of your children playing videogames assuming you ever have children.
-You will refuse to date anyone who will not either support or tolerate your gaming habit.
-Guys will think you’re the hottest girl alive the moment you declare yourself as a gamer girl.
-You have taken any form of self-defense, military, or martial arts training after seeing it in a video game.
-You want your future career to be based around videogames.
-You start watching the anime a videogame was based off of.
-You start playing the videogame an anime was based off of.
-You claim you have learned more from videogames than you ever did in any other life experience.
-You have been called one or more of the following when you say you play videogames “Couch potato” “Loser” “N00B!”
-Of the three above, you take the first two with pride, but the last one with rage.
-You start worshipping the same religion that a video game character is a part of.
-After long hours of playing videogames, your mind still lingers in the belief that you are in that videogame, this is especially annoying after playing resident evil or silent hill.
Things I Should Not Do At Hogwarts:
No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures Class.
"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
Adding the name "Bueller" to Professor Binns' roster is not funny.
Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
I do not weigh the same as a duck.
Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".
I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
The condition of Professor Snape's hair has nothing to do with the Muggle movie "There's Something About Mary."
"You might be a pureblood if..." jokes will get me in trouble, especially in front of Slytherins.
I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"
I do not have a Pikachu Patronus, no matter how kickass that would be.
If a classmate is jingling the change in his pockets, I will not laugh at him for "playing with his Knuts".
"Beaters do it with Wood" is not funny, even if the only people who aren't laughing are the Weasley twins and Oliver.
Replying to every question that Professor Lupin asks with, "Are you fucking Sirius?" is not funny, not even the first time.
I will not lock Slytherins and Gryffindors in a broom closet and take bets on which house will come out alive.