Shanhime
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Joined 07-14-08, id: 1634381, Profile Updated: 12-23-14
Author has written 17 stories for X-overs, Final Fantasy XII, Final Fantasy VII, and Kingdom Hearts.

Hello.

I'm Shanhime. I haven't been on here in ages. I'm mostly moved to ao3 under the name Petersannoyingbeta and I write Teenwolf stuff. You're welcome to check me out. since I don't really check this, if you want to get in touch, try my email: shanhime@hotmail.com or message me on archiveofourown.org.

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order up by twigcollins reviews
You can get anything you want at Sephiroth's Restaurant - excepting Cloud. Restaurant AU. OGC only. Rated for swearing and inevitable acts of Reno.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/7/2010
Javert and Death by BluePeople reviews
Technically this is a crossover, because I'm borrowing the character Death from the show Elisabeth. But basically it's just Javert, chillin in the Seine, waiting for his air to run out...
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by Haruka-Chan 212 reviews
Oneshot between Fang and Lightning, both fighting for control...and in the end, both win.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Fang, Lightning - Complete
BREAK DOWN by Mitts reviews
NOT FLUFFY! A stubborn prisoner is brought to the attention of the most powerful general in the Shin-Ra army. Will he prove unbreakable? Rated M for bad language, and nasty stuff. Gift fan art from MK-KM.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,812 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Time Lords PLURAL by torchwoodtimelord reviews
The Doctor and Donna narrowly escape from a planet of midget Cybermen. "Just set it to random" Donna said, unknowing of what she had just done.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Sleeptalking by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
the Doctor sleep talks, his faithful HA! companions uses it to their advantage.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/17/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Wonders of the TeaWe by Myobi reviews
What if Cloud let Kadaj live with him, Tifa and the orphans at Seventh Heaven, instead of what actually happened in the movie? Well, if so, this is Kadaj's first day home alone.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Kadaj, Cloud S.
Sad by BluePeople reviews
Fluffy, mostly innocent Death/Rudolf scenes. WARNING: character death.
Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
One thing at a Time by Broken-and-fallen reviews
She wonders if he’ll take her with him when he spreads his wings and disappears into the sky. Balther/Vaan. Oneshots for each character.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Hopeless Admiration by difficile reviews
Most of the time Vaan would catch himself staring at Balthier and stop before anyone noticed. But one time he didn't get so lucky. BalVaan, Oneshot.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
SINS by purefoysgirl reviews
Continuation of The Beginning of the End: Tifa's pregnant with Cloud's baby but she's marrying Rude, Kadaj finds out and havoc ensues. But in fleeing to Yazoo he finds help from an unexpected s, there will be hardcore, no I won't be nice about it
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,406 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Cloud S., Kadaj - Complete
Understanding by purefoysgirl reviews
Yazoo finally discovers what his brother Loz has been talking about, and deals with Kadaj's response. Eventual KadajxYazoo, rated for coming chapters. COMPLETE: PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Yazoo, Kadaj - Complete
Things done by Moonlight by Broken-and-fallen reviews
Theres a twinkle and a shine in his eye and Balthier knows, Vaan's a Sky Pirate now. SPOILERS FOR THE END OF FFXII. I have not played Revenant Wings! This is my take on it! Balthier/Vaan. Sequel to Sand and Dust.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
It Doesn't Concern Me by Kikushi reviews
One-shot. Yuffie has taken up an new hobby!... Stalking. Short Yuffentine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
A Little Tied Up Over Christmas by Mitts reviews
A little festive yaoiness... which of course has to include some merry bondage, some happy angst, some seasonal oral, and finally some hohoho noncon. Gift fan art from Zadikins.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Three Times Lucky by Broken-and-fallen reviews
Three times Balthier tries to woo Vaan. Obviously BalthierVaan. One shot.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
The Three Phases by shira syndrome reviews
Glimpses of life, love, and the vexations of orphans through the eyes of one honorable pirate. A paragon in why there is no such thing as three neat phases of love for everyone. Happy Valentine's Day 07. BalthierVaan
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,710 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
Pleasantly Depressed by Skandranon reviews
Irvine was doing just fine and dandy, engaged to his darling Selphie, until he walked in on Squall attempting suicide. Adult themes, violence, a good helping of cussing, some sex scenes, and a moomba kitten named Grrface. Irvine x Squall yaoi.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,580 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Irvine K., Squall L. - Complete
Just Because by shira syndrome reviews
After six days, sometimes it's the only fathomable explanation for a sky pirate. BalthierVaan
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
The Problem With Running by Luc Court reviews
Pregame, Balthier, Fran. Spoilers for character history. Escape isn't just a means of travel, but also a way of life.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON by Mitts reviews
A very short story, but one I couldn't resist writing. Hope you enjoy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Cloud S., Cloud S. - Complete
The Shirt by kajamiku reviews
Reno bugging Rufus. Hm, what happened to that shirt I wonder?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2006 - President S., Reno - Complete
Wing and A Prayer by morrigan reviews
For once I have a good title! This is a fairy story about... I'm not telling you *g*. But it's got some nice bits in it, read if you like your fanfic strange-but-interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/4/2000
Slytherins Are Sexier by morrigan reviews
Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/16/2000
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A Clean Break reviews
Cloud's always had it rough. Can he finally make the best out of a bad situation and finally find his happy ending? SephirothXCloud. Eventually Yaoi. Darkfic. Chapter 17 Now Up. A/U
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,229 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Dressing Up Gackt reviews
Gackt is tired after a concert and slightly nekkid. Chachamaru is winding him up. Yaoi ensues. Deal with it. YAOI PWP and SMUT.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2010
Nautical Nuisance reviews
A slightly silly story about Sephiroth and Cloudy and a swimming pool. YAOI in later Chapters.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Clouds Day Out reviews
Cloud meets Sephiroth on a school trip...chaos ensues...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Oral Examination reviews
Cloudy gets to go to the big boy dentists and guess who's there... . For Mitts again but feel free to read if you like "bad" stuff. Slight yaoi but naughty stuffs. No actual "penetration" but a lot of dirty stuff one of my tamer yaoi another oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Silence in the Library Please reviews
CloudXSephiroth. Small bit of yaoi. EXPLICIT! yeah, they are in library and Sephiroth does bad things to little cloudy XD
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Pretty Litttle Things reviews
Short story on Kadaj's perverse view on things.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Kadaj - Complete
Denial reviews
Yuffentine. Yuffie tries to get Vincent to leave the house for Cloud's party. Will he leave or will Yuffie's attempts be in vain? Set After the Film. From the perspective of Yuffie and Vincent's.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Slippery when wet reviews
Cloud, Sephiroth and hand cream. Need I say more, except YAOI! Not for younger readers. XD
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Vincent verses Motorola reviews
Vincent tries to buy a mobile. Yuffie hinders him. Slight Yuffentine if you have a good imagination but not really.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Skateboards, Trams and Roxas reviews
Pitifully short story but kinda funny, I think. About twilight town and skateboads. Kinda...don't eat me Axel/Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Shadow of The Heart reviews
Total crack. A redraft of what should've happened at the end of KH2. Technically no spoilers but I wouldn't recommend reading it until you've compleated the game. Inexperienced Riku/Sora because I got bored. WARNING YAOI! EXPLICITNESS!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Why Vaan Wouldn't Last a Day as a Sky Pirate reviews
An attempt at Bal/Vaan whilst trying to keep them in chara and deliver a meaningfull story. All three might actually not happen. But bleh. Kinda silly and mostly Vaan orientated. Rating may go up. ON HIATUS UNTIL I GET MORE INSPRASHON
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Balthier, Vaan
My Love is Like a Red, Red Rose reviews
Yet another Oneshot. Vaan/Penelo. Cute little fiction because I couldn't think of anything else...Vaan buys a Rose and Balthier gets an idea. Fluff I suppose.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Vaan, Balthier - Complete
The Greatest Mystery of Sephiroth reviews
Zack has a question he'd like answered but he's not sure how to do it. Stupid little thing based on an odd conversation with a friend. Possible Spoilers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
You can't Cage a Wild Sky Pirate reviews
A little bit of Drabble. Just some thoughts I imagined the main characters to have whilst on their journey. No real couplage but a little bit of implied Balthier/Vaan, Baltheir/Ashe Tiny amount though. Oneshot. SPOILERS FOR END OF GAME
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Balthier - Complete
Mana's Revenge reviews
OneShot. Gackt got drunk despite how much Mana always gets him back for making things worse and Kami has to take care of Gackt and try to stop Mana killing him. Slight Kami/Gackt but mostly cute friendliness.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
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