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Joined 07-14-08, id: 1634382, Profile Updated: 01-29-12
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Cats, and Merlin.

Name: just call me Ali

User Name: Pixi Dancr

Age: Wouldn't you like to know?

Location: Earth, usually

Favorite Quote: "It's kind of fun to do the impossible." -Walt Disney

Favorite song: Born this Way by Lady Gaga

Twilight Oath!

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

Whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I'm in the Emergency Room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime theres a huge Boom!

I promise to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes I promise to Love...Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that may all may see my obssesion

Because I know what twilighters know.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I LIVE IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY THAN MY NATIONALITY, so I MUST not care about my home country and be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I HAVE ASPERGER'S SYNDROME, so I MUST be unable to communicate.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm ICELANDIC, so I MUST wear a horned helmet.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser




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Do You Love Me? by Thine Own Self reviews
ABANDONED: please follow Ineffable for the current version. The only reason this hasn't been deleted is I'm really proud of my growth as a writer through this story and the freaking amazing reviews you have all supported me with and I don't want to lose those.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 55,336 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010
First Times by HugAZombie reviews
UNBETA'D. AU! A series of different 'Firsts' between our two favourite guys.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,513 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Snapple Facts by mskelseylove reviews
Drabbles showing moments throughout Blaine and Kurt's lives. Each drabble inspired by a Snapple Fact. Don't be intimidated by the number of chapters - they're only 100 words a piece, so they're quick reads.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 16,683 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
In Fact, I Liked Her Better Before by rawrrkitty reviews
The Jellicles have changed. No longer are they civilized. With Deuteronomy's death died the respectability of the Junkyard cats. She, too, changed. They call her now the Jellicles' Best.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,465 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Etcetera - Complete
PPS I Love You, Emmett? by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Sequel to 'P.S. I Love You.' Probably should read that one first. Summary: A day left with Emmett has got to equal trouble, right? One small mishap and Bella switches bodies with Emmett! And right before the weddings! Thats definitely not good.Read&Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Singularity by Openhome reviews
She woke with no memory and had no maker. All she knew was thirst, and all she brought was death. Yet she had a choice. This is the complete story of Alice from her entry into the asylum to meeting Jasper. It is T for vampire violence, no sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,644 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Just Say by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
NOMINATED at the Indie Twific Awards.“What if we’re not meant to be with each other as well?” Bella asked. “So?” Jasper replied. “Um…” “Then make a mistake with me.” He whispered. Complimentary Story to the oneshot songfic, SAY ALL I NEED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,492 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Indigo Skies by The Only Pancake reviews
Jasper left Bella, and she needed Jacob for stability. She finds peace in him, but when Jasper comes back, she questions everything she has grown know. Cullen/Werewolf drama will ensue. My JxB version of New Moon and Eclipse. Sequel to Darkest Before Dawn
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,165 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Weirder Things Have Happened by chocoholicbabe reviews
Seth returns with to Forks with the Cullens for Jake and Renesmee's wedding. He meets up with Ellie, an old crush from years ago, and sparks fly. But does she really like Seth or is there some other reasons she wont reveal?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,035 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Seth - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Glitter of Doom by browniechadowes reviews
Take 2. The characters of the Twilight series are back, and they are kicking butt and taking names commenting/altering New Moon. Rated M for general lack of a language sensor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,347 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rusty Panic by howlsatthemoon reviews
Michael Youngblood stared out the window longingly. His very world was on fire. / The beginning.
Uglies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
PS I Love You by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Bella sees Edward and Alice together. One night, someone unexpected shows up outside her window. Will 2 broken hearts learn to mend each others? JASPER/BELLA! Yaaay! R&R! Don't like Jasper and Bella? Then don't read it. Simple.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Betrayal and Needy Love by jesusofsuburbia2o2o reviews
Bella is unpleasantly shocked when she finds that Edward is cheating on her with her best friend, Alice. She turns to Jasper for the love that wasn't returned to her. The threat of the Volturi is on its way. What happens to Bella and Jasper then? BxJ, ExA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,742 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
My Angel by ChelseaBun-xO reviews
As Bella finds out a dark secret, she leaves with Jasper. The person she least expected to end up sharing a room with. But what will happen between the two? Summaries aren't my best way of writing. BellaXJasper. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Friends Today, Lovers Tomorrow by NathanielRose reviews
Bella is left at the Cullen's with Jasper for a week while the rest go hunting. Find out what happens when she and Jasper get..."Friendly". Bella is human. Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story except the plot line.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008
Ruina by vampvixen01 reviews
Sequel to 'What Happens Now' Bella has been changed but by who?When she is told that a war has begun&the Cullen's are involved will she fight with them or continue to hide?Will she finally choose between Edward&Jasper? im crap at summary's so just read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 39,931 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
What Happens Now? by vampvixen01 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon something happened with Alice he'd rather not discuss...Now the truth is out.Will Bella and Edward sort it out or will her & Jasper get closer through the pain?I dont know i havnt decided yet but its good so READ.lol PLZ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,121 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
A Gentleman's Waltz by oO-Alice-Cullen-Oo reviews
A short little oneshot in Jasper's POV. The scene in the clearing which Bella describes as a dance, where Jasper and Alice demonstrate how to fight Victoria and her army. AlicexJasper. Oneshot. Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
memories by windsilk reviews
Bella revels in Edward's past through a photo album. —Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2007 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Alice Down the Well by Starer of the Moon reviews
Alice pays her third visit to Wonderland...this time with her kitten, Dinah.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 8/28/2005
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The Coolest Girl reviews
Gwen knows she's more than just some serving girl- in fact, she's the coolest girl in the whole wide world! Songfic. Minor language at the end. First Merlin fic! Read and Review!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Cursed Part 2: Unexpected reviews
Sequel to Cursed Part 1: Starting Over, READ THAT FIRST! So, Angel is back and better than ever. The trauma of their separation has left both Edward and Rosabelle a little bitter. And, for Rosabelle at least, a little reckless. E/OC, during Eclipse, AU.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward
Magic reviews
A songfic to "Magic" by B.O.B. Basically, Tugger was bored one day and decided to torture Misto. First Cats fic! Not slash. Enjoy!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Cursed Part 1: Starting Over reviews
We all know how Bella felt after Edward left. But how did Edward feel? He was heartbroken and depressed. Until a meeting with a girl so unique, so intriguing. He's left wondering... what now? E/OC. During New Moon. First FanFic. Read and Review! NOT AU!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,159 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Edward - Complete