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Welcome my soon to be friend or possible future reader or current readee. I seriously doubt we're going to be enemies because seriously what's the point of arguing over the Internet? What are you really accomplishing? That being said if you're hear to pick a fight that back button is the letter-hand corner of your browser feel free to use it. Sadly there is no Get A Life Button. However if your here to read up on meh than thank you tons. I think that' the shit that you find me interesting. You are the total business squared. You know what you deserve something special. Congrads I'm dedicating this entire profile to you! That's right (Insert Name Here) it's all about. Go ahead read up about m current obsessions and take a peak at Didn't See That One Coming, the only story on my profile that is not an old shame. Sit back crack open a soda and read my attempt at wit.
Oh how I love to see you smiling.
-STATUS UPDATE: I'm still active on this site
-CURRENT MOOD: Hold up cuz I'm senior in high school baby!
-TO DO LIST: Meh. I might write some more short crack fics but don't count on ut
-JOIN THIS FORUM: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The_Writers_Lounge_TDI_Edition/52316/
-ABOUT AVATAR: The beautiful Iman. I am not worthy
- GREATEST SONGS EVER (This Week): Bad, Bad Leroy Brown - Frank Sinatra
-COPY&PASTE OF THE WEEK:If you are one of 69 percent who would like to pretend to be doing something to help war-stricken and impoverished countries like the Sudan simply by copying and pasting quotes onto your obscure fanfiction profile- then you’re an asshole.
"Cuz I'm a little black girl gonna rock your world so come move with me!"
African Name: Layla Ndoto Ya
(U.S.) Government Name: Jocelyn (Horrible, right?)
You May Call Me: PN is fine for the ff site.
Birthday: March 3rd. I expect gifts
Favorite Brand: Betsy Johnson (*ahem* Birthday ^ coming up. Just saying xD)
Now Reading: Fredrick Douglas's autobiography , Hey Arnold and TDI fanfiction
My Current Home: Because I probably did something awful in my past life Cleveland Ohio
Race: African American (one of too few on this site)
Gender: Female with real boobs and everything.
Favorite Word: converse not conversate (inside joke)
Future Husband: Steven Tyler.
Current Obsessions: Aerosmith, TV Tropes (the reason for my absences), Twitter, Italy, Kathy Beth Perry
Occupation: High school student, intern for City Hall of Cleveland, unpublished poet, TV Tropes editor, woman's shelter volunteer
The Things I Think About That Change From Time To Time
Damn everyone I grew up so fast. It seems like only yesterday I in the 8th grade writing god-awful fan-fiction. Now I'm in the 12th grade and writing (hopefully) well thought out and beautiful college essays
Come Into Contract With Me (Feel free to do so. I don't bite)
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/old.time.rock.n.roll (However if we don't chat on this site don't me)
Twitter: @UppityNegras (Now with more tweets about food and mundane situations than ever before!)
Insightful Quotes Added to My FFN Profile So I can Sound All Deep and Classy and Shit xD
"Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you." - Langston Hughes
"Do what you feel in your heart to be right — for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be "damned if you do, and damned if you don't." - Eleanor Roosevelt
I am America. I am the part you won't recognize. But get used to me. Black, confident, cocky; my name, not yours; my religion, not yours; my goals, my own; get used to me. - Muhammad Ali
Don’t be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying yes begins things. Saying yes is how things grow. Saying yes leads to knowledge. "Yes" is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert. Knox College Commencement Address, 2006
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde
"Hold fast to dreams, For if dreams die, Life is a broken-winged bird, That cannot fly." - Langston Hughes (I love this man. You guys don't even know)
Quotes That You Might Find Funnyor Offensive or Both
"Here's another question I've been pondering — what is all this shit about angels? Have you heard this? Three out of four people believe in angels. Are you fucking stupid? Has everybody lost their mind? You know what I think it is? I think it's a massive, collective, psychotic chemical flashback for all the drugs smoked, swallowed, shot, and absorbed rectally by all Americans from 1960 to 1990. Thirty years of street drugs will get you some fucking angels, my friend!" - George Carlin
"Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sacktourney! I'm notgonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley, smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsonsepisodes every night! Yes, we all love Mr. Plow! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bellat 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skankladder!" - Stewie from Family Guy, 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenager Daughter
"What do you mean I didn't get the job? ...Budget problems? But I was volunteering!" - Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid is ever! The only one who's changed is me! I've become bitter, and let's face it, CRAZY over the years! And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat! And I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" - Richard Nixon, Futurama
"Minh come quick! Bobby Hill marrying hillbilly cousin. You owe me fivedollars. In your face!" Kahn, King of the Hill
"Sorry I'm late. I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR." Cotton, King of the Hill
"These is the keys to my Cadillac car. You know the rules: under no circumstances is the wife allowed in my Cadillac car... unless she's in a bag in the trunk." Cotton, King of the Hill
"(To Hank) You can't control your wife and she's only half the man I am." Cotton, King of the Hill
"Bill! Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Haveyou seen what you're wearing? That outfit makes you look like a sequined train wreck! Look at you! You're part of a twelve-headed jackass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the blind! Guhbuh, Underwear! Money! Fat! Ngyuh... (Dale collapses)" - Dale, from King of the Hill