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Joined 07-14-08, id: 1634921, Profile Updated: 09-28-12
Author has written 6 stories for Misc. Books, Parodies and Spoofs, Harry Potter, and Cinderella.

Hi Everyone!

My name is Miss Helga.

I am 18

I love books, cartoons, manga, and anime.

I am known for how much I READ fanfiction. I am always reading.

I am NOT known for frequent updates.

When I get to it, I will.

You can also find me on Deviantart as NekoNyan08

Love you all!

Comments are very much appreciated!


Here is the link for the original of my Brand New Day cover photo

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Learning ABCs Adorable, Bothersome, Chaotic by the Klabautermann reviews
Discord is released from his stone prison for a chance for redemption, but is watched by Twilight Sparkle who wishes to learn more of his powers and himself. Through everyday antics she starts seeing more in the draconequues than meets the eye.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,262 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Discord - Complete
Beauty & the Beast by themagnificent ME reviews
Beauty and the Beast with Matthew and Ivan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,377 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Brotherhood by themagnificent ME reviews
When nations start paying more attention to Canada than America Alfred knows he has to do something, after all he's the hero. eventual RusCan, rape, abuse. collaboration between myself & MissHelga. it's up on DA to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Canada, Russia
A Benevolent Punishment by Mother of Tears reviews
Two years after the war, a dissatisfied Muggle science teacher wonders why he has gaps in his memory. Miles away, a young woman awakes from a two year coma with no memory at all. Alternate ending to the Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,646 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Go, Deidara, Go! by Air Condition reviews
The Akatsuki decide to try making a television show for some extra money. So, they make a cheap ripoff of 'Go, Diego, Go' with Deidara as the star! Perhaps they could've found a better way to make money?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,582 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008
Love's Promise by envious-ema reviews
*REPOST* Just a story about Harry and Draco and how they fall in love! warnings: this is Slash boy/boy, HP/DM, EWE, OC's, romance, fluff, WAFF, Flangst, rated M for language and boys smexin! ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,850 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Magical Pickup Lines by RoastedGrover reviews
Harry and Draco meet at a pub, and much hilarity ensues. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stalking Harry Potter by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco Malfoy was NOT a stalker. In fact, the word 'stalking' did not even appear in his Highly Extensive Dictionary of Pureblood Words." When Draco is accused of stalking a certain someone, what on earth is the poor Slytherin to do? HPDM SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
They're snogging you know, Potter by Sesshy'sGirlLOL01 reviews
“They’re snogging you know, Potter.” Draco suddenly said, his voice taking a more serious tone. His eyes locked with Harry’s. Pairing: Albus x Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Curse of the cuddler by Desperate For Attention reviews
If he’s wanted someone to cuddle with he’d have dated a cat not Potter. Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drunken Draco by LadyEmber reviews
What happens when you mix alcohol, Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter in the Great Hall? well.... read on and see
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mine by KcJayne reviews
When Draco Malfoy's boggart changes into Harry Potter and starts to kiss Hermione some questions need to be answered.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love Is War by xxjonibaby reviews
Draco challenges Harry to a duel. Written for the Shuffle Challenge at the HPFFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Case of Bubbles by kandierain751 reviews
Harry's in the kitchen's washing dishes to calm himself down when Draco shows up hyped up on chocolate..Can their true feelings to eachother show through at this time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Love Somebody by deliriousfaith reviews
Draco should learn not to anger nor embarrass Harry. Oneshot. Warning: SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
There's Something About Malfoy by Cassie-Black1 reviews
Strange things keep happening to Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter is determined to get to the bottom of it. He may end up with more than he bargained for. Features Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,939 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Taijutsu Master That Won my Heart by sweetdesire842 reviews
Ume makes the mistake of falling in love with Neji. Rock Lee comes to her rescue only for her to realize that she's really in love with Lee. Will Ume beable to get close to Lee or will Neji interfer with Ume's love life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,265 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Lee R. - Complete
Obligation by Seductive Venus reviews
Naruto tries an unconventional method to convince Sasuke to come home. -YAOI, SasuNaru-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
As Luck Would Have It by teresa reviews
Valentine's Challenge issued by Jade! Draco Malfoy is tired of always losing to Harry Potter, and he has a plan that will either win him all the glory he's ever wanted, or kill him. What could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,141 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hot Cheetos by KillingPerfection-Sama reviews
COMPLETE! Draco Malfoy. Harry Potter. And a bag of Hot Cheetos. ...things get really HOT, really FAST! WARNING: this is slash! yaoi! boy/boy love!... enjoy! ; REVIEW PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trials of Love by Chakahlah reviews
Draco is attacked by Harry in the Great Hall. What has he done this time?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Emerald Fog by Annamia reviews
Draco Malfoy loves Harry Potter. Harry Potter hates Draco Malfoy. When the two are landed in detention together, they must learn to get along and Draco must learn to face his feelings. But what will happen when Harry finds out? HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 206,726 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stupid Potter! by malfoysminx reviews
What happens when Harry comes across ferret!Draco late at night in a deserted Hogwarts corridor? dm/hp drarry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Everything by counterdogma reviews
Draco definitely should have yelled or thrown something at Potter’s head or something, because it was clear that he, Draco, was much more suited to the role of Harry Potter’s eye candy than Snape was. A love potion backfires on Harry in Potions. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of scruffyness, dramatics and Greenhouses by SushiBar reviews
Potter was looking rather ruffled and angry this morning and it wasn't Draco that caused his distress. Therefore, he must find out who did...and maybe then some. SMUT Draco x Harry. Warnings; Language and blowjob
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kakashi sensei, Naruto and Sasuke are fighting aga by FingerLickingGood reviews
Sakura and Ino is collecting evidence that Naruto is hurting Sasuke. Join their quest to collect the prove to accuse Naruto. SasuNaru Yaoi suggestion ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Ever Say It Again! by AnimeMandi22 reviews
As Harry James Potter knew… NEVER say that things can’t get worse… because they definitely can. Harry/Draco. SLASH! If you don't like please don't read. Flames will be returned in kind!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ghost by blueray reviews
Complete No Voldemort AU. Harry moves into a new house. But the house is haunted by a ghost, Draco Malfoy. So what if Harry is living with a ghost? He's not gonna fall in love with him...right? HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,543 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
kindred love by KickingPuppies reviews
sasuke likes naruto and finally shows it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Stupid Teme by bmsnakia361991 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto just keep fighting and Sakura just wants them to get along. Sasunaru. yaoi. boyxboy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Criminal Mastermind by The Drunken Whale reviews
Volde-wart is dead. Good riddance. But now Harry has found a new problem that must be eliminated with his genius and tact: Draco Malfoy likes him. How else can you fend off a suitor? Why trick them and humiliate them of course. Too bad it doesn't work out
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love in 5 Days by TrulyFrighteninLilMonsterAlice reviews
What happens when a girl's love potion goes horribly wrong? Harry walks in just as Draco drinks it not knowing what it is. He instantly falls madly in love with Potter. Shh...It will only hurt for a minute. For all the Harry x Draco fans out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,595 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Forgotten Challenge by tomatoqueen reviews
a harryxdraco onehot. mostly crack, i guess. the perfect snack to satisfy any cravings for some gay harry potter action. :D the idea is that harry and draco found and interesting way to settle things... and they will have some serious consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Edge of Seventeen by wanderlustlights reviews
It’s Draco’s seventeenth birthday! And what more could he ask for than… Harry Potter in his room unannounced? We’ll see what Draco makes of this. Looks like Hermione and Ron have set them up! DMHP Oneshot. Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sexy NEWTs by 2dragonkat reviews
Hormones are running rampage through the students of Harry Potter’s seventh year of Hogwarts, but it seems he has run into a problem that could affect him for the rest of his life, unless he finds a remedy. Harry&Draco oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Christmas I Loaned My Sons by Ellipsis the Great reviews
After losing his wife and son to a magical disease, Draco Malfoy puts an ad in an editorial to borrow a son for Christmas. Harry Potter answers. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,516 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Naruto x Sasuke by Crimson-Kandyy reviews
I saw a icon and just had to copy it! SasuNaru Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Only Thing I Share Is Chocolate by kasiastania reviews
Draco Malfoy does not cuddle and most certainly does NOT do Valentine's Day, especially not with Harry Potter. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Neji! Believe In The Jolly Fat Man! by ExplodingChickenOfDoom reviews
Challenge from RuneWitchSakura. Revised. Rock Lee just found out that Neji doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He and Tenten go on a search for Naruto to see if the blonde can help them get Neji to believe in the jolly fat man that we all love. GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
A smile by NeverLoveAnother reviews
A smile? A smile. Why would a smile bother the great Harry Potter? Well what would you do if it came from Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Song of Modern Love by MissingEden reviews
As far as Harry Potter is concerned, Draco Malfoy is and always has been nothing but trouble. And if he's being nice, he's up to something...isn't he? Draco/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,440 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bizarrity of one Harry Potter's Life by DerangedxandxSarcastic reviews
Harry's life has turned very bizarre lately... well more so then usual. Pansy is dressed in Gryffindor colours, Professor Snape is giving points to Harry, and Draco can't take his eyes off the poor saviour. And that's just the Slytherins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ghost Story by potterslashforevah reviews
Sirius thinks he has all the answers. He's determined to fix Harry and Draco's love life, even if it's from beyond the grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Object of Lust by Hope4love92 reviews
During a mission, Sasuke comes in contact with a odd black powder. Pairings: SasuNaru,KakaIru,GaaLee,ShinKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Good Example by Cor Serpentis reviews
SasuNaru and KakaIru. Kakashi decided to end his torment by making Iruka his...Sasuke just gets caught up in the moment and Naruto is at the wrong place at the wrong time...well...maybe not so much 'wrong' as extremely erotic...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lovely Ink by soulmatesDC reviews
Draco never thought he would ever like tattoos. Luckily for Harry, Draco's feelings change. Short, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I, Ferret by curiouslyfic reviews
Draco's embraced his inner Ferret. Now it's Harry's turn. Starring Veela!Draco, mpreg, an old wives' tale, and a Weddiwizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sasuke Is SOOO Gay by Funny Edo Bean reviews
Sakura's convinced Sasuke's straight. Naruto's convinced otherwise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who Would You? by DracosQueen180 reviews
It all started with Kiba suggesting Sasuke and Naruto play a simple game with him in the mall. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teaching by DracosQueen180 reviews
Kakashi decides that it his time to make sure that Naruto and Sasuke know all about 'it'. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Met Him by DracosQueen180 reviews
Naruto decides to tell Sakura about the new guy he has met. yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Society for the Admiration of Harry Potter by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco is innocently wandering the corridors when he stumbles on a meeting of an underground Harry Potter fan club, and recruited into it against his will. However, he soon realizes he doesn't mind some aspects of the club...such as spying on Potter. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,828 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
There's Something about Harry by megyal reviews
Magazine feature articles are commonplace for Draco Malfoy until he manages to get an exclusive on one Harry Potter: rings of fire, binding, charitywork, CHILDREN! Life will never be the same again. [original request had asked for Blaise as well]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Uncomfortable by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sleeping next to Naruto makes Sasuke uncomfortable in the most annoying ways. [SasuNaru, oneshot, yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Train of Doom by Your Greatest Fear reviews
Harry and Draco’s first kiss was a direct result of bad train conduction, Zabini losing his footing, and Draco being pushed into Harry. HD, boys kissing, rated for language, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Consequences of Love by mikkpisst reviews
During a team seven mission Naruto and Sasuke’s relationship is revealed and not everybody is happy about it. A insanely jealous Sakura refuses to except their love and the ever perverted Kakashi is just happy that he now can watch yaoi live. 'SasuNaru'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Strawberries by meeses reviews
Draco obsesses over Harry and strawberries. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Search for the Faeries Flower by NariNari reviews
After an extremely long flash back, Harry, Draco, and Ron get detention from Snape and must go int to the Forbidden Forest to find 10 Faeries Flowers. DxH, lemon, slight crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
STOP FLIRTING WITH MY BOYFRIEND! by limea delta reviews
Harry and Draco are together but Harry is sick of hiding their relationship. What will Draco do? Oneshot DracoHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unringing the Bell by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco's been known to stretch the truth, but this time he goes too far: the whole school thinks he's dating Harry Potter. Harry tries to quash the rumors, Hermione counsels him on his sexuality, and he might just have the teeniest crush on Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Proverbial Sunrise by Betania reviews
Routine fails Draco as Blaise confronts him about his love life and gets a public confession out of him saying that he likes Harry Potter. What does he do now? Short, sweet, and super cliche...like always! Loosely based on a song by Relient K.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nice Try, Potter by Ahja Reyn reviews
100 word drabbles on how a thickheaded and seemingly clueless Harry Potter tries to set the mood and seduce a certain Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Do you Remember? by Calai'di reviews
ONESHOT: Draco and Harry discuss their very first meeting, one before Madam Malkins. HPDM though only if you look for it
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Eleven Reasons Why SasuNaru by Hiki-chan reviews
Sakura writes down a list... [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sex chemistry by JigokuBishounen reviews
Naruto and Sasuke discover the fun of chemistry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Be my companion? by Suika Severin reviews
darksarcasms translation of my german story. Draco is rescued and hides from his father in Harry Potters home. As cat. No hbp, AU. the english of the translator is much better than mine smile
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Icecream Steam Scene by Stavi reviews
Naruto Sexually taunts Sasuke with icecream unknowingly. Yaoi [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puppy Love by FemmeFerret reviews
Draco acquires a friend. HD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What is the Meaning of, by Hiki-chan reviews
[DMHP]Potter! I do believe I’m not hearing right. Are you trying to tell me, that you, Harry Potter, hero of the wizarding world and all that trash, does not know the meaning of the word ‘SHAG’[Featuring: Innocent Harry, bewildered Draco. Light & funny]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hidden Secrets by Aoibhinn Croi reviews
[COMPLETE] A young girl is attacked by a Kirema Anima and Kisshu's reaction is surprising. Who is this young girl and what is her connection to Kisshu?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,948 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
He's Got A Halo by bejou reviews
Draco doesn't think Harry Potter is an angel. He doesn't see the halo. But could he help Harry find one? SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reversal of Fortune by LadyBelz reviews
Blaise bet Draco 100 Galleons to kiss Harry Potter in front of everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Potter I die ! by Wand reviews
Harry runs away in the night after facing his biggest fear and Draco Malfoy knows ! Will he take advantage of this new information in order to make the Gryffindor suffer? Yes, of course ! OS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Malfoy's Deserve the Best by BloodyMarry reviews
Malfoy has it in his mind that he deserves the best. But Harry is no ones's sex toy. And he is not happy about being Malfoy's sex toy, or is he? HxD!Veela!Draco [Sequel has been posted]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coming Out by witch-annie reviews
A fic that I translated by the permission of Anatolia, in which Draco is faced by the daunting prospect of telling his parents he is in love with Harry. Fresh, funny, imaginative and plain good laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 4,192 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Challenge of being a Veela’s Mate by Triola reviews
Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela? Slash HPDM. Pre OotP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,066 - Reviews: 2650 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It Always Comes Down to Malfoy by Triola reviews
ONESHOT Draco is in love, Hermione is annoyed and Harry is oblivious. The amusing tale of how Harry finally realises who his secret admirer is. Contains slash of the HPDM variety. Pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heir of Light, Heir of Darkness by Sakya reviews
Draco always knew what he wanted in live: Power, fame and Harry Potter, not particulary in that order. Now, all his dreams are about to come true thanks to a old marriage law he made sure the Ministry of Magic knew about it and Harry didn’t
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,290 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fancy by lairy fights reviews
[HarryDraco] [ONESHOT] 'Actually, you did toss me up against the wall,' Draco pointed out. 'Rather kinky of you, Potter. I would never have guessed you liked it rough.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slip of the Tongue by AoiGensou reviews
COMPLETE What one thinks one says is not always what comes out of one's mouth. Draco Malfoy discovers this one day in a confrontation with Harry Potter. He meant to say hate, he really did... too bad his heart said love. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Does Not Love Harry Potter by The Vervain Faery reviews
The castle has shut itself down. Draco does what he can to survive. AU now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Fanfic End by Parry D Hotter reviews
COMPLETE Harry and Draco are forced to spend detention together. Will romance blossom, or will they end up killing each other? "Unexpected" said the New York Times; "Very unexpected" said the Daily Star; "No comment" commented the BBC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When Temptations Arise by sweet ChibiUsa reviews
A request for a friend leads Cyborg into a situation of living with a new,ebony-skinned titan.Not only that but there seems to be a dangerous enemy on the prowl.Will the teen titans be able to handle this new enemy,and will Cyborg be able to handle his ne
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 10/13/2004
The Effects of Reading a Really Smart Book by doramatikku reviews
Iruka told Kakashi that he couldn't finish a book without pictures, Kakashi turned it into a bet of sorts, and we all know that Kakashi loves his copies of Make-out Paradise. (shounen ai; iruka x kakashi)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2004
Proud Pride by Alice Spinnet reviews
Just what exactly is Harry Potter wearing for the evening? One-shot, fluff featuring featuring angry!harry and smooth!draco, with a touch of ron/hermione. "It's hideous, it's scandalous, I could be arrested for soliciting civilians for sex wearing this!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Journal by Vampire of the Light reviews
What happens when Sasuke finds Naruto's one day? Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2003
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Brand New Day reviews
Harry, broken and wanting death, goes to Voldemort to die. Curious as to his behavior, Voldemort and Harry have a talk about Harry's life. Voldemort then takes it upon himself to teach Harry the ways of the Wizarding World. Harry turns out to be a quick learner. Eventual Dark!Harry, no slash, mentor!tom, dumbledore-bashing, HBP-verse at first then AU later. Enjoy :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,732 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Elena: Cinderella Mentality
Once upon a time there was a girl named Elena. After both of her parents die and she is left in the care of her stepmother, her mind starts to deteriorate as she enters her own fantasy world. This is the story of "Cinder-El" from her loved ones point of view.
Cinderella - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Complete
Almost Human reviews
At the Final Challenge of the Tri Wizard Tournament, The Dark Lord returned and gave young Harry Potter something to think about. NewBody!Voldemort Dumbledore!Bashing Maybe Dark!Harry Secretive!Harry No couples at this moment Genre change later
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
My Poems reviews
I made these poems...no stealing, please.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009
The Girl Who Died reviews
Another secret that no one ever told Harry: he had a twin sister. She had her mother's hair and father's eyes. Killed by Death Eaters on that day...Or so everyone thought. In truth, she was kidnapped by the Death Eaters after their leader's death. This is her story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Draco M., OC
True Stories
weird things that happen with my friends
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,582 - Published: 10/10/2009