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Joined 07-14-08, id: 1634934, Profile Updated: 01-07-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Hi All!

So, I'm a singer/designer that loves to write! Yes, I sing better than I write, don't be cute! I'm just here to express myself through another medium...

And yes, as lame as it may sound, I (heart) Edward Cullen...and more specifically, Spunk Ransom...visual perfection!

I also (heart) Martial Arts films, especially those from the Shaw Brothers...u know, the one's with the horrific dubs! love 'em.

Not to brag, but i'm probably the coolest person you'll never meet...2 bad for you, lol (i'm just kiddin, calm down...sheesh...so sensitive)

I also use the following phrases without end... (don't steal them!!...well, u can, but i'm sure u won't use them in the way i do!! ha!)

"Ugh, _ (fill that in with whatever applies) is a hot mess!"

"No ma'am!"

"What had happened was..."

"Damn it, Beavis!"

"Ay Dios mio!!" (yeah, i'm bilingual!)

"Reese's Pieces!"

and last but certainly not least, my personal favorite..."OMG, Batman!"

...okiday, "Stay classy, San Diego!"..."Thanks for stopping by!"

Deja Vu-Picture of the Coffee Shop: http://www.therockpapio.com/The20Coffee20Shop20-201.jpg

BELLA'S CAR: http://www.autogaleria.hu/autok/alfa/8c-competizione/alfa_8c-competizione_r14.jpg

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No More Boundaries by saphira341 reviews
Edward decides he can't resist Bella anymore, so he throws out all of his boundaries. Please Read and Review. It's my first story, but it will get better I promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Paper airplanes by I wanna buy a life please reviews
I smoothed out the paper, revealing two neatly written words. Bella Swan
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,425 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,863 - Follows: 3,318 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Silly Little Senior by MalfoysBtch22 reviews
This is the sequel to Silly Little Girl so read that first. Ryan is like any other girl her age, only she has scars she has no memory of, faces of people she never met imprinted in her mind and a ring around her neck she doesnt rember buying...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,437 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Hunger Strikes by Princess Ashley aka MO reviews
Katniss is home, but she struggles with the aftermath of the Games, her feelings for Peeta and Gale, and the threat of the Capitol still breathing down her neck. More inside. P/K *CH10 UP*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,905 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4239 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
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A Heart & A Hard Place reviews
Edward has to choose between the "sun" and an "eclipse"....what will he do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Twilight Revisited: Role Reversal reviews
Edward..." a beautiful, melodic voice beckoned in the darkness. "Edward..." the angel called again, almost close enough to touch. Abruptly, all traces of fear melted from my limbs as I realized that only heaven could hold such a face.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,753 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Deja Vu: Edward 20 reviews
Bella has done the hardest thing she will ever do, or so she thought. Admitting Edward was never coming back was hard enough, so how does Bella cope when she meets Edison Masen, the twin Edward never knew he had? What's more? Which one does she choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Honeymoon reviews
Edward and Bella's first night...after they "move into deeper water"...lol
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete