Oh my god, this bio is a relic and a hot mess. I'm not gonna change it, though. Too lazy.
For all 2 of you who accidentally went on my profile:
Sex: Male (sorry ladies, I'm taken)
Hometown: Indio, California.
Other stuff: My penname is the same as my FIMfiction account. I'm sorry, Fanfiction.net, but I have a new mistress. I am a college student. My picture... avatar ...thing is Red vs Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles (While reading that sentence, please imagine it being said in some sort of deep announcer voice). If it wasn't for spell check, I wouldn't be able to spell most of the big words I like to use occasionally (I used spell check for that sentence)
Favorite videogames: Half life series, Fallout series, Metal Gear series, Mass Effect series, Mercenaries, Kingdom Hearts series, Halo series, Rainbow Six Vegas, GRAW 2, Super Smash Bros. (all of them), Borderlands, Final Fantasy series, Child of Eden, The World Ends With You, The Elder Scrolls series, the list goes on to damn near infinity.
Favorite Movies: Serenity, Kingdom Of Heaven, Spaceballs, Kung Pao, Sherlock Holmes (2009), Star Wars, The Transporter, Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade, again a long list.
Favorite TV shows: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (yep, I suppose I'm a brony now), Firefly, Invader Zim, Top Gear, Angry Beavers, Duck Dodgers, Megas XLR, House M.D., and more!
Music I (currently) like (no real order, just the order I remember/hear them in):
Holy shit, the MLP community is fucking talented. TeiThePony, IBringdaLulz, Mic the Microphone, SimGretina, JayB, Flutter Rex, Omnipony, PinkiePieSwear, Archie. Hell, anybody who has ever composed a pony related piece has my utmost respect. Keep on rocking, fellow bronies!
BEWARE! If you are offended by cussing, I occasionally (i used spell check again) cuss. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
I like internet videos like Mega 64 stuff, Decline of Videogames, Freeman's Mind, and most of Rooster Teeth's stuff.
Once in a while, I'll randomly use words like y'all or talk with a random accent or some other shit.
I also have a bunch of badass quotes. Observe!
-"A man cannot live on fast food and porn alone." Anthony Boudain, No Reservations
-"Do you understand what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with 'till you understand who's in command here!" Jayne, Firefly
-"What did y'all order a dead guy for?" Jayne, Firefly
-"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." G-Man, Half Life 2
-"Is there any way I can take off my pants?" Naked Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3
-"If I'm not back in an hour, I want you to take the ship... and come and rescue me." Mal, Serenity
-"Time... line? Time isn't made up of lines! It is made up of circles. That is why clocks are round!" Caboose, Red vs Blue
-"I don't understand. Tucker, are you cold? Are... are you hungry? Tucker, do you want a hot dog and a blanket?" Caboose, Red vs Blue
-"Bow chica bow wow!" Tucker, Red vs Blue
-"I don't want to be dead! I want to be alive! Or, a cowboy!" Caboose, Red vs Blue
-"I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I CAST THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!" Black Mage, 8 Bit Theatre
-"Come get some disrespect, bitches!" Tucker, Red vs Blue
-"In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed!" Red Mage, 8 Bit Theatre
-"Bite my shiny metal ass." Bender,Futurama
-"Top Gear... ambitious, but rubbish!" Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear
-"Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!?! Demand to see life's manager!! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GUNNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN...WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GUNNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!!" Cave Johnson, Portal 2
-"I'm sure that's probably gonna bite me in the ass later on, but... hey, I work well under pressure, don't I, you know? Shit fucks up, I fuck it back up. In the face. With my junk." Vash12349, Youtube
"I have to blow everything up. It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!" -Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind
More coming soon!
Fanfiction I like: Cool action stuff, funny stuff (NOT completely random crack stupid funny!), intricate plots, and yes, the occasional love romance fluffy stuff. I also like uncommon pairings.
Fanfiction I Dislike: yaoi (and yuri, surprisingly enough, I guess I prefer my characters straight) in high doses, stupid ass random "crack" fics that are too over the top, fics with bad OCs (mary sues or overly powerful OCs that are painful to read), people who forget about their fics and just leave the readers hangin' (that blows).
I'd thought i'd do a favorite pairing section, but I usually agree with the canon pairings, especially in Final Fantasy games. However, I have a taste for rare and/or unusual (sometimes even completely weird) pairings.
I am currently in the process of writing a fanfic, but I am a very slow writer. So... yeah. It'll be awesome, though. I promise.
Peace out, y'all!