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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

6/20/11

I have hit an all-time low in my utter contempt of the Twilight books, which is strange because most of my favorite fanfics are Twilight. Actually, it's not that strange. Those fanfictions are so much more better written than the actual books. I absolutely cannot stand Bella and her whining, and I'm not going to be writing any stories about her and Edward anytime soon. On the other hand, I'm beginning to like the Wolf Pack of La Push. They're such cutie-pies.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13395 - Favs: 17,283 - Follows: 16,327 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5030 - Favs: 5,050 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heavenly Scent by Infinitypoet reviews
On Bella's first day of school, Edward finds himself completely consumed by her scent. Everything about her sings to him. The La Tua Cantante connection is much different canon. AU, M Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,111 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5239 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 2,951 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Auction by JK5959 reviews
Edward continues to torture himself by ignoring Bella after the Tyler incident, but his resolve to stay away from her is slowly fading. Will he finally get the push he needs to confess his true feelings when she enters herself in a charity auction? E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 177,532 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Secret by Duessa reviews
It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 139,126 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4551 - Favs: 5,214 - Follows: 2,735 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 4113 - Favs: 4,666 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Chasing The Sun by SweetCinnamonPumpkin reviews
What would Twilight be like if Edward fell for Jessica instead of Bella? A humoristic approach from Jessica's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,392 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Edward, Jessica
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4739 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20101 - Favs: 11,733 - Follows: 6,917 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Choice by reens reviews
Before leading the Viking warriors on a blind mission to Helheim's Gate, Stoick takes desperate measures to secure his son's future. Forcing Hiccup into marriage might be just the thing. Cover image courtesy of IvanGriscenko on deviantart.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,995 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Reboot by Diana Law reviews
It's near the end of Breaking Dawn and the Volturi Confrontation does NOT end peacefully. They attack and Bella and Edward both die. So how come it's Bella's first day in Forks, all over again? BxE, AU Lemons & Fluff Continued From Athey! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,767 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11478 - Favs: 9,060 - Follows: 6,578 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wisdom Seeker by A. E. Giggle reviews
SEQUEL TO THE SECRET KEEPER: Following Bella's magical revelation and their contribution at the Battle of Hogwarts, the Cullens set out on an educational journey a million miles away from the Highschool purgatory they've grown accustomed to. OOC/AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 359,007 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Elemental: Of Air and Water by TallulahBelle reviews
Scenes of Elemental from Edward's POV for the winners of THE FANDOM GIVES BACK authors auction, Team EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,962 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Joined Hearts And Dominant Hungers by Unsaid Goodbyes reviews
In an alternate universe, where fictional characters are the living, and the breathing humans are merely figments of dreams, there’s a world where the impossible is reality. Isabella has been bound to her mate, in an unchangeable way. ExB. OOC. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,494 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7057 - Favs: 4,937 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9085 - Favs: 8,667 - Follows: 4,898 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilght: Edward's Story by mrs.cullen22 reviews
Twilight from Edward's POV. Now revised and complete! BxE goodness of course :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,535 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thin Ice by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Based on Kurinoone's The Darkenss Within trilogy. Feeling it's time his brother learned something worthwhile Harry begins training him; and they start not a moment too soon. SexyPowerfulBrotherly!Harry with lots of action. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by noiselessheart reviews
Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,277 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Say my name by Sothis Star1 reviews
In the hard-earned peace following the war, much has changed from the days when Jake and Neytiri were new to each other. Yet, some things will always be the same. Fluffy one-shot, set in the movie universe. Rev 11/19/10.
Avatar - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
Insomniacs: Games Night by Nbeg reviews
Spending Halloween with the Cullens... What could be better? Prepare for Games Night: vampire style! Post Eclipse. Sequel to Whatserrname's Insomniacs:Hide and Seek. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,199 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009
Unforgivably Thick Jumpers by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Based on The Darkness Within Trilogy by Kurinoone. How do you teach 17 year olds how to win? Make them watch Harry and Moody duel. How do you wake up Ron? Snog his sister on the bed beside him of course. SexyPowerful!Harry. Moderate-strong Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Guarding Edward by katmom reviews
A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,280 - Reviews: 2884 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Slytherin Harry by hermyd reviews
If things were different, and Harry was a Slytherin, and Ginny's parents had tried their best to keep her away from him, what would happen when she's finally had enough? Anti lots of people, Grey Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,200 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Inferno by ludzoo reviews
All vampires have one weakness, except Bella. Immortal in every way, Bella isn't harmed by the fire that kills her kind. Instead, fire was her only companion throughout a century of lonely years. However, that all changes when she meets the Cullens...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,764 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3437 - Favs: 3,848 - Follows: 3,435 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Personality by angelanharvey3 reviews
Bella starts to display odd behavior her first weekend back in Forks since the trip to Italy. What will happen when the Cullens learn about her fractured mind? There's not just one Bella for Edward to worry about now...there's three. AU/OOC/DARK/SPANKS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 407,451 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Knock on Wood by Redmoonfae reviews
An arrangement of ficlets varying in topics. First chapter: Jake tries and fails to explain a human superstition to Neytiri who is forced to question her mate's sanity. Accepting requests.
Avatar - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,554 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Sky High At Twilight by Rubberduck697 reviews
Bella Swan is starting her first year of high school at Sky High, but Sky High is no ordinary High School. Located over a thousand feet above the ground, Sky High is a training ground for super heroes, and potentially super villains. All human-kinda.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,607 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Story by CaramelWillow reviews
No one knew The Dark Lord had a daughter. And know one knew she would be one of the Golden Quartet: Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Bella. Starts with the end of GOF and the discovery of her past...and thus, her future. OC! DM/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 165,389 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Daughter of the Ocean by Jasper winked reviews
What was I, Bella Swan, powerful daughter of the almighty Poseidon, sister of Percy Jackson, doing in small town Forks, a place I obviously didn't want to be? Oh yeah, my mother. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,183 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5869 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Immersion by katmom reviews
Immersion: interest in something that occupies all the time & energy available. Bella, the new girl/vamp at Forks HS, smells something wonderful. Edward, a sweet geek, smells something great too. What if vampires imprinted/mated according to scent? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,106 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Secret Keeper by A. E. Giggle reviews
When Bella is alerted to dangerous events unfolding at her old school, Hogwarts, she has no choice but to inform the Cullens of her true, magical identity. To put it simply ... she's a Witch. AU, OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,058 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Cygnet and the Strigoi by CapnSureYouAre reviews
I used to think I was average, you know, dull and boring. Then I found out I was a shape-shifting, reincarnated death goddess with a knack for vengeance, the boy I'm obsessed with is my immortal enemy, and my friends are werewolves. So much for average.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 91,845 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Insomniacs: Hide And Seek by Whatserrname reviews
The Cullens decide it is time for Bella to join in one of their favourite night-time activities, Hide and Seek. But this isn't just any old children's game, this is nation-wide, full scale Hide and Seek. Vampire Style. Just a bit of fun. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Kissing Styles by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella decides to try out various kissing styles on Edward, after he call her a tease...OCC...ALL HUMAN...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,781 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Biting the Bullet by missbluejuju reviews
Every cop's daughter should know how to fire a gun. Bella, despite her propensity for falling down, is no exception. Twilight missing moment.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella - Complete
Echoes of Power, Part I: Anger by moshpitstories reviews
Harry mysteriously disappeared at age 6, and then benefited from years of tutoring from an old family friend. With the return of Voldemort, it's finally time for 15 year old, trained, somewhat cynical and sarcastic Harry to return. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 373,238 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me by thunder skies reviews
."And do you know what, right then, I really, really, start to hate about myself? I have a thing for eye contact." Leah/Nahuel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,485 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Leah, Nahuel
Acceptance by wild-lili reviews
The bookworm,the jock, the queen bee,the punk,the nonconformist,and the player secretly they all wanted one thing-Acceptance. What happens when six very different people are thrust together by fate? Read to find out!All human.Rated T just to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,205 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Heartbeat by Elaina7774 reviews
Bella is a witch and transfers to Hogwarts for her sixth year. There she becomes dazzled by the mysterious Cullen family. Can love survive blood lust, dark magic, and the secrets hidden deep inside the Forbidden Forest?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,350 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sound of Silence by hopeisabluebird reviews
AU AH Carlisle and Esme keep foster children in an attempt to bring healing into their lives. When Bella comes, she's able to help without ever having to say a word... BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,477 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Search For Myself: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
What if Bella & Edward's roles were reversed, leaving Bella the Vampire and Edward the Human? As predicaments change and situations become harder, will their fate still be destined? Or will unexpected plans change their lives forever? Read To Find Out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,603 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Date Night Extravaganza by Skipper Pompeii reviews
During the summer between Twilight and New Moon Bella and Edward share many days and nights together. In these up coming chapters we explore the possible scenarios that might take place if Edward were to plan all the dates. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,019 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
North by princesswingnut reviews
In which Embry Call does the following: falls in love, falls out of a moving car, blows off an essay, goes ice fishing, and finally, FINALLY finds out exactly who his real father is. All basically at the same time. EMBRY FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,430 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Embry, Tanya - Complete
Cupcakes: The Sequel by Angel Ren reviews
Remember when Bella and Edward make Cupcakes? See Cupcakes, by AngelRen We saw through Bella's eyes, and a bit through Emmett's. But what was Edward thinking the whole time? Now you can find out! Cupcakes: Revisited. Pure Fluffathon. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,887 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Bella, Edward
Wakeup Call by la saboteuse reviews
One Saturday morning, Bella wakes up...but Edward hasn't noticed yet. What could be done to turn such a circumstance to her advantage? Hmmm... Sequel is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8208 - Favs: 5,870 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Distractions by teamEdwardonly reviews
What all were the schemes of Bella when Edward tried not to touch her while on their honeymoon? Read on for the trials and tribulations of a wife lusting after her vampire husband.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,159 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses by CrystalBrooke reviews
1Shot, AH, Funny. Charlie throws a 'hip' Christmas party, to Bella's mortification. Beatboxing and 2Pac...enough said. But who's the sexy guy, and why is he wearing such an atrocious snowman shirt? And who knew mistletoe could cause such a drama? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reading You by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
A missing scene from Twilight: Edward and Bella discuss books. Very minor spoilers for Eclipse and Breaking Dawn, but nothing crucial. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out by Angel Ren reviews
Breaking Dawn Spoilers! Fluff! Vampire baseball - with Bella. The newborn gets her shot at swinging the bat and playing the game. Pure EdwardxBella fluff. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Butter! by la saboteuse reviews
Was anyone else saddened by the lack of newly-wed bliss in BD? Collected oneshots of what their honeymoon could have been like! NO lemons,but plenty of fluffy goodness along with some character exploration.Started writing before BD,so locations may vary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Mikes World! by CheyanneMarie reviews
Mike try to impress Bella, she gets annoyed and the Cullens decided to get him. a little embarrassment for him couldn't hurt could it? First story, please be nice, little OOC. 1st chp isnt that good, but it gets BETTER, I PROMISE, all you do is R&R, PLEAZ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,573 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008
The Dragonmasters by Naia reviews
AU. Harry Potter disappeared! While the Wizarding world sink into war, Harry is thrown in a whole new world and left to fend for himself. He will have to prove himself worthy of bonding to the long thought dead Magical Dragons and becoming a Dragonmaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 378,054 - Reviews: 5309 - Favs: 5,064 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Harry P.
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Which Lust? by ahemyywe150 reviews
Bella and Edward enjoy the summer...and each other. Takes place after Eclipse, and meant to be one shot, but might add more one shots for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bellatouille by cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Define Mischievous by AlkalineLeigh reviews
This is just a bunch of incredibly random stories that basically entail the wonderful adventures of the Cullens and Bella. Of course, the only way that they can spend time together without fighting for someone's life is getting into mischief.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,366 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
The Twelve Days of Christmas by Aldara Gaea reviews
It's Christmas time! Edward decides to surprise Bella by giving her gifts for the twelve days of Christmas... what could he possibly have in mind? Enjoy some Christmas-time-with-the-Cullens fluff. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,370 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Driver's Education, Cullen Style by Uherenye reviews
What happens when the Cullens move to a new town and are pretending to be so young that they have to take driver's ed? PreTwilight, oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
God Bless Catastrophe by emilie whoa reviews
What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Mind Got Carried Away by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella's in a very boring class. So boring she decides running off a building may be a better choice. Guess who gets a vision off of Bella's decision? How will Edward react? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7076 - Favs: 6,829 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spiritus Crystalus by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] Sequel to Dumbledore's Army. 7th year including final battle. Ships! HG RH SSOC RLNT, Rated M for language, for mild sexual situations and for violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 221,227 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4294 - Favs: 4,565 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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Lost Stories reviews
These are a collection of missing moments from the Twilight Saga. They're mostly, okay, all, about Bella and Edward, with sides of Alice and the other Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Brains and Brawns reviews
Don't you just hate it when people make Emmett look like an idiot? This is what I think he's really like: a smart, playful Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete