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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

AgE- I'm old now...

LiVe WhErE- Wisconsin

NaMe- Jaspermytwin (that is all you need to know)

SeX- Female

TeAm I aM oN- I'm like Bella I'm on team Switzerland

I picked that name because every time I did a personality quiz I would be Jasper but if I changed something little then I would turn out to be Bella or Edward. We all know that most people pick Edward or Bella as their profile name but I think people don't pay enough attention to Jasper just because he's new to the whole vampire thing but if you pay attention I think he is pretty cool.

Okay enough about the characters more about me (Oh no I'm starting to sound like Rose not a good thing to sound like). Okay but I'm pretty weird and people tell me I'm weird so there are not questions asked about me being weird. I'm also quiet but if I know you I will maybe talk to you a lot and be crazy. I do have friends but I need to know more awesome that know about Twilight hopefully you guys like my stories because I want be a writer and musician (or FBI agent or doctor). I do play an instrument it's a clarinet.

I'm thinking that Jacob and Edward can get along but because of the vampire/werewolf thing they don't get along. I like both Edward (big brother figure to me because he's Bella's husband and because he's like the protector) and Jacob (best friend figure because he makes you laugh and feel good inside).

Nothing new is happening with me just learning how to drive. I also updated my story The Baby Project and I would love it if people would reveiw on them so I could make another chapter.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take My Space pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/My Space.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. (You know you did).

13. Now your sad because you fell for it and you think you have to put this in your profile

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916

Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You Since 1916

Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901

Jasper Hale: Smoother Than You Since 1843

Bella Swan/Cullen: More Of A Danger Magnet Than You Since 1987 Or Luckier Than You Since 1987

Good Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Good Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Good Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Good Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Good Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang we did it again"

Good Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Good Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Good Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Good Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Good Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Good friend: asks why you're crying

Best friend: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Good Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are Forever

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, DaisyPinker(I'm alwayson FanFic! Like 24-7! I mean it! Really! Really really! god dammit I'm twitching again! don't judge! My mommy says I',m special! don't look at me like that! Why! why! why cant you people just leave me alone! Oh, god! THE VOICES! THERE BACK! NO! GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE! oh, go I'm hyperventilating, the blackness, i want to give to the blackness! I cant breath! Help! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!-big breathe- okay I'm better! he he.)Jaspermytwin (the person before me is crazy and is a pysco but don't let that stop you from putting your name down you can be a pysco too and not like Twilight)(And you better like Twilight or your going to pay... maybe).

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are absolutely in love with all of Stephenie Meyer's fictional characters except Mike, Jessica, and Lauren from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever bursted out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this in your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person,"What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Lola, Heather, Chris, Delilah, Edward, Diana, Brandon, Ivan, Andrea, Addison.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile (me: in other words, if you are actually taking the time to read all this...)

If you've been copying and pasting random things into your profile you know what to do

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does mean more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post this as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post this as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose- me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my lfe.



You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Read this without stopping I bet you can't (Don't read ahead!):

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now read the third word down on each sentence.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples on the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna maRry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a CARd gamE
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech

Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you.

Slow Dance
This is a poem
written by a teenager with cancer.

She wants to see how many
people get her poem.
It is quite the poem. Please pass it on.
poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a
New York
Hospital .
It was sent
a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement

Have you ever
watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to
the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a
butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading
You better slow down.
Don't dance so
Time is short.
The music won't

Do you run through each day
On the
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the
When the day is done
Do you lie in your
With the next hundred chores
Running through
your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so
Time is short.
The music won't

Ever told your child,
We'll do it
And in your haste,
Not see
Ever lost touch,
Let a good
friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call
and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance
so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't

When you run so fast to get somewhere
miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry
through your day,
It is like an unopened


Thrown away.

Life is not a
Do take it slower
Hear the
Before the song is over.--


Dea r All: PLEASE pass this mail on to everyone you know -
even to those you don't know! It is the request of a special girl who will soon
leave this world due to cancer.

This young girl has 6 months left
to live, and as her dying wish, she wanted to send a letter telling everyone to
live their life to the fullest, since she never will.

She'll never make it to prom, graduate from high school, or get married and have a
family of her own.

By you sending this to as many people as
possible, you can give her and her family a little hope, because with every name
that this is sent to, The American Cancer Society will donate 3 cents per name
to her treatment and recovery plan. One guy sent this to 500 people! So I know
that we can at least send it to 5 or 6. It's
not even your money, just
your time!


Dennis Shields, Professor
Dep artment of Developmental and Molecular Biology
1300 Morris Park Avenue
Bronx , New York

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

SoRrY iF mY pAgE sUcKeD bUt wHy ThE hEcK aRe YoU oN mY pAgE tHeN iN tHe FiRsT pLaCe!

Please read my stories and review that's the only thing I ask plz and to read my page but who cares (don't make me cry)!

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
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Ashley is a vampire looking for other vampires like her. All she has is her dog. What will happen when she finds the Cullens and decides she wants to live with them for all eternity. What about her dog? Can a vampire have a dog? All normal pairings!
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Bella's Little Secret by WeepingWillow1494 reviews
STORY BEING Restarted/CONITNUED IN "STRAINED ANGUISH" PEOPLE! This is the first version...but it's only a few chapters and will NOT be continued...it has been rewritten in "STRAINED ANGUISH".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sound of Silence by hopeisabluebird reviews
AU AH Carlisle and Esme keep foster children in an attempt to bring healing into their lives. When Bella comes, she's able to help without ever having to say a word... BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,477 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Its Just a Dream by bookfreak8208 reviews
What happens when Annie, now orphaned and an only child, moves to La Push to live with her grandparents and meets a strange boy named Seth and learns hes not human an is deeply in love with her even though they just met? post Breaking Dawn. first-fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,504 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Seth - Complete
The Cullen Family! by The Diamond in the Rocks reviews
The Cullen Family is at a new high school in Alaska and the students there seem to think that they are creepy, cooky, mysterious and spooky. Review! Now edited into a bunch of random funny snippets.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
New Life by xxTunstall Chickxx reviews
Her mother was a werewolf, father, a vampire. Killed, she remains orphaned and alone and finds herself in Forks. Love triangle, hate, poverty, sports. Can she pull herself together and chose her man? Will she crash and burn, like usual? xxTunstall Chickxx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,298 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Cullen Christmas Carol by Tori-is-my-alter-ego17 reviews
just a stupid one-shot a friend and i wrote since we were bored in our concert rehersal,its twelve days of Christmas somewhat Cullenified
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Little Sister by Lady Saffir reviews
Bella realizes she and Edward aren't the only ones suffering from her decision to continue with the pregnancy. "Jasper," I whispered, knowing he could hear even though he was upstairs.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
The Newest Cullen by Aliya Regatti reviews
Bella is the newest member of the vegetarian vampire Cullen coven. This takes place five years after she is turned. What happens when they find a human who knows what they are, because of a book? All usual pairings and new characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella
Imprinting by Narutofreak122 reviews
Kari Marie Cullen was adopted by Edward and Bella. They raised her and now she is 16 years old and still human. She meets Jacob Black and he imprints on her. Kari always wanted to be a vampire but will Jacob change her mind? JXOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,381 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Piano Keys by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He doesn't need words to tell her that he loves her. The soft melody plays on... Fatherly fluff for Edward and Nessie. Mid-BD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
High School Musical with the Cullens by WhyNotJasper reviews
Oh No! The School has decided to put on a school play! What happens when all of them are forced to try out? Who will get what part? What happens when Carlisle decides to help them get in character? Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Skunked! by PhoenixReckless reviews
Edward gets back from the worst hunting trip of his life! He ends up skunked and it's up to Jasper and Emmett to get rid of the stink!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Edward - Complete
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Project Baby reviews
The Cullens and Bella have to take care of babies to pass high school. But one of the baby's parents die and they have to take care of it! There's a twist that hasn't come yet! BD spoiler. R&R plz! It even gets better than the summary says! CHAPTER 10
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,701 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Bella's Brain Freeze reviews
How Edward reactioned to Bella's reactions from the first time she did something. This is my first story so plz go easy on me guys. R&R plz Check out the poll I posted!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella - Complete
Angela Finds Out reviews
What if the Cullens and Bella tell Angela they're vampires? And she has to live with the Cullens! Then someone wants to join their coven and doesn't drink animal blood! Find out what the Cullens do in this epic tale. After BD! R&R plz. CHAPTER 7 UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,500 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Angela
Our Boys reviews
What happens when the Cullens go to a new school and the 3 Cullen girls run into alittle trouble with 3 rough boys that don't know the word 'no'. ONESHOT R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete