Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
AgE- I'm old now...
LiVe WhErE- Wisconsin
NaMe- Jaspermytwin (that is all you need to know)
TeAm I aM oN- I'm like Bella I'm on team Switzerland
I picked that name because every time I did a personality quiz I would be Jasper but if I changed something little then I would turn out to be Bella or Edward. We all know that most people pick Edward or Bella as their profile name but I think people don't pay enough attention to Jasper just because he's new to the whole vampire thing but if you pay attention I think he is pretty cool.
Okay enough about the characters more about me (Oh no I'm starting to sound like Rose not a good thing to sound like). Okay but I'm pretty weird and people tell me I'm weird so there are not questions asked about me being weird. I'm also quiet but if I know you I will maybe talk to you a lot and be crazy. I do have friends but I need to know more awesome that know about Twilight hopefully you guys like my stories because I want be a writer and musician (or FBI agent or doctor). I do play an instrument it's a clarinet.
I'm thinking that Jacob and Edward can get along but because of the vampire/werewolf thing they don't get along. I like both Edward (big brother figure to me because he's Bella's husband and because he's like the protector) and Jacob (best friend figure because he makes you laugh and feel good inside).
Nothing new is happening with me just learning how to drive. I also updated my story The Baby Project and I would love it if people would reveiw on them so I could make another chapter.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take My Space pics.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/My Space.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. (You know you did).
13. Now your sad because you fell for it and you think you have to put this in your profile
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916
Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You Since 1916
Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901
Jasper Hale: Smoother Than You Since 1843
Bella Swan/Cullen: More Of A Danger Magnet Than You Since 1987 Or Luckier Than You Since 1987
Good Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Good Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Good Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Good Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Good Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang we did it again"
Good Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Good Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Good Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number
Good Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
Good Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
Good friend: asks why you're crying
Best friend: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Good Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are Forever
Roses are red,
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, DaisyPinker(I'm alwayson FanFic! Like 24-7! I mean it! Really! Really really! god dammit I'm twitching again! don't judge! My mommy says I',m special! don't look at me like that! Why! why! why cant you people just leave me alone! Oh, god! THE VOICES! THERE BACK! NO! GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE! oh, go I'm hyperventilating, the blackness, i want to give to the blackness! I cant breath! Help! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!-big breathe- okay I'm better! he he.)Jaspermytwin (the person before me is crazy and is a pysco but don't let that stop you from putting your name down you can be a pysco too and not like Twilight)(And you better like Twilight or your going to pay... maybe).
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are absolutely in love with all of Stephenie Meyer's fictional characters except Mike, Jessica, and Lauren from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever bursted out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this in your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person,"What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Lola, Heather, Chris, Delilah, Edward, Diana, Brandon, Ivan, Andrea, Addison.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile (me: in other words, if you are actually taking the time to read all this...)
If you've been copying and pasting random things into your profile you know what to do
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Guys post this as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
IF YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT OR THINK THAT THIS IS SO AMAZINGLY CUTE THEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Read this without stopping I bet you can't (Don't read ahead!):
This is this cat
Now read the third word down on each sentence.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you.
She wants to see how many
Do you run through each day
Ever told your child,
When you run so fast to get somewhere
Life is not a
FORWARDED E-MAILS ARE TRACKED TO OBTAIN THE TOTAL
Dea r All: PLEASE pass this mail on to everyone you know -
This young girl has 6 months left
She'll never make it to prom, graduate from high school, or get married and have a
By you sending this to as many people as
PLEASE PASS ON AS A LAST REQUEST.
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
SoRrY iF mY pAgE sUcKeD bUt wHy ThE hEcK aRe YoU oN mY pAgE tHeN iN tHe FiRsT pLaCe!
Please read my stories and review that's the only thing I ask plz and to read my page but who cares (don't make me cry)!