Author has written 20 stories for Yami no Matsuei, Hunter X Hunter, D.Gray-Man, Tsubasa Chronicle, Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Sandman, Baccano!, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
I have an account with FictionPress.com as well called LokiStruckDiamonds (name is subject to change and may not change here for about a month after.)
I also have an account wth DeviantArt under the username LOKIforDREAMS (name is not subject to change)
The story Like Blood is co-written by TwinsOfABlackRose. If that isn't clear by now, you are blind. Here is her DeviantArt account, where you can read half of the original story, completely un-spell checked!!! I credit her with the entire premise of the story and most of the really good scenes. I'm just in there for the comic relief and occasional really gorey bits...
I am an offical otaku and I'll make obscure referances to things like that throughout my rambling sessions. I'll also say things more than once in a short time for no apparent reason. This will be either we've overlooked something or us trying to make a point. Otherwise we probably will drop the subject.
You wonder why I said "we" right? That's because my muses are somewhat alive, and they live in, in my head. They like to make themselves known as little chibis that may or may not innterrupt me. Mostly for comedic humor, though I may do a story on that idea someday. Their names, most frequently(as the continue to off each other this will change) are Hoshi, Poison, Tsuki, and Yume.
And now for the general randomness that usually consumes my life, starting with two cows statements.
Two Cow Explanation
A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A MEXICAN CORPORATION: You think you have two cows, but you don't know what a cow looks like. You take a nap.
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge for storing them for others.
A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.
TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE "F' WORD WAS APPROPRIATE
#10 -- "Scattered F_ing showers, my ass!" - Noah 4314 BC
# 9 - "How the f_did you work that out?" Pythagorus, 126 BC
# 8 - "You want THAT on the f_ing ceiling?" - Michelango, 1568
# 7 - "Where did all those f_ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
# 6 - "It does so f_ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
# 5 - "Where the f_ are we?" - Amelia Earhardt, 1937
# 4 - "Any f_ing idiot could understand that!" - Einstein, 1938
# 3 - "What the f_ was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945
# 2 - "I need this parade like I need a f_ing hole in my head!" - JFK.1963
# 1 - "Aw c'mon, who the f_ is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997
"We're gonna need more gas soon" -My Grandfather
My brother comes into the house with bright orange hair
"THAT! Was definatly not my fault!" -Me
Practice makes perfect, unless you're a suicide bomber!
hope for the best, expect the worst, life's a play and we're all unrehearsed
you spend your whole life thinking your on the right track, only to find out your on the wrong train.
There are three kinds of people, those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what the hell happened!
When it's all said and done, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years -- Abraham Lincoln
stop the world I want off!!
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