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Joined 07-15-08, id: 1635764, Profile Updated: 03-20-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Warriors.

Hi People! Fanfiction and Pages don't really work well together, a.k.a I've been trying to upload another story from In Fate's Hands for 5 months now. I am trying my hardest to update and I want to finish my story for you!

I love you all.

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Bree


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


Spread the Stupidity

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature. ( I want to be a politician! coughcough vampire coughcough )

Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)And also, whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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Not Who You Thought by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
Someone comes to visit Bella after the Cullens vanished from her life. What happens nine months later when she's pregnant and the father is not who she thought? I'm revising this story and trying to improve it. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 97,513 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13050 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rebirth by MoonfireSpam23 reviews
Shrewpaw was never happy living in StarClan's territory; after he and Swiftpaw found a way to live again, they became excited all too soon. Little did they know that their rebirth could cause the destruction of all of the clans.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,477 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 8/3/2008
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
Saving Grace by lilicullen13 reviews
Bella is abused by Charlie and cuts herself. She has no friends and no one to go to when she is hurt. When the Cullens come to town, what will happen. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,793 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Let Me Love You by lildevil76 reviews
You're right, Alice I was in love with her. I ran out of my room and to her front step. I was going to tell her. As soon as she opened the door, my heart shattered into a million pieces. Dont worry, ExB story :D OC -COMPLETE-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,970 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forbidden to Love by angelicsweety0808 reviews
Edward & Rose have been together for awhile,and are madly in love. But when Edward comes across a beautiful brown eyed girl, Will he become love crossed? How will Rose handle it? Not well... All human. AU. "You are forbidden to love Bella!" "Never!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Rosalie, Bella
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hold On by FreakyTwilightLoverO.O reviews
Another killer on the lose? Oh god, another after Bella. She's just magically delicious.XD Forks is on lock down for a psycho killer. Phone calls that are disturbing, and odd. I suck at summarys.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
Last Chance by animallover0109 reviews
Sequel To At Death's Door... Bella is returned to Earth as a 10 year old girl. But of course it comes with a price. If she is not changed by her true love by her 18th birthday, she must return to heaven... forever. Final chapter up! EXB. Plez R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,147 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella - Complete
California, Here I come by Twilight Halo reviews
Bella is forced to move to California since her parents are unable to take care of her. Child Society puts her in with one of the richest families in the OC- the Cullens. Bella has to deal with peer pressure, and stuck up player Edward Cullen. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,667 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Beauty and the Nerd by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Bella is the funny, chubby girl. Edward is the 'hot nerd' they are best friends until they are seperated at 10. When Bella becomes a new Bella, every guys wants, will her final promise with Edward last, after all it was sealed with one small kiss...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,466 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Nowhere to go by mbierl9911 reviews
Bella and Edward never met, and Bella married the family friend. Now Jacob is abusive, and Bella knows she has to get out, but who does she have to help?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,336 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love never dies by Dance or die reviews
Heart break is the real cause to Bella’s death. Story takes place after Edward leaves. Will Bella’s wondering ghost be stuck on earth for the rest of eternity waiting for the one she loves to come back?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,361 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
So contagious by maaRleen reviews
Edward and Bella 1918 before and after the Spanish Influenza.. Bella is living with Renee at New York but when the army is taking young ladies and make them become nurses and help the soldars Bella goes to live with Charlie at Chicago and she meets Edwar
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Beauty and the Geek by Emmeline Rose reviews
Edward Cullen is your average high school geek, the complete opposite from the popular Bella Swan and her friends Alice and Rosalie. Will Bella become the down-to-earth girl she had once been after Edward decides to change? All human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,935 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's Hidden Secret by TeamJempwarth reviews
Edward has something to tell Bella. Something he's been hiding from her. Something he's been lying about. What is it? Find out. My first not "funny" story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
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In Fate's Hands reviews
Edward and Bella haved love eachother since 1901, what happens when Bella watched Edward get stolen by Carlisle? She gets a fire of emotions,changing her life.Bella misses Edward,so Bella changes her name in memory of Edward. But is he only a memory?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,389 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
Made for war reviews
Cinder is a cat of war, stolen as a kit, living only on memories she lives in a gang of rogues, every moon the cats raid the clans. But this time, Thunderclan is ready for them, Cinder gets captured by them,and is treated as prisoner. What could happen?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008
Last Wish reviews
Jasper killed Bella, Bella has another chance to make Edward love her, to finish her life. She has till her 18th birthday, or she is sent back to heaven, forever. Oh, and Then, there's Amber who will stop at nothing to make Edward her own. Full Sum. Insid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,311 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Elizabeth
Starless Night reviews
During the dog attack, Brightpaw dies along with Swiftpaw. What happens when, a couple Starclan apprentices decide to have another chance. But only Brightpaw and Swiftpaw get through. Will they survive or will they go back to a very angry Starclan. R&R!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008
The Heart of a Vampire reviews
What would happen if Edward and Bella meet again after he left her in NM. Bella is a vampire, but she already has a bf. Will she give him up 4 Edward? Will he let her go? What would happen if Bella's life is at stake? Please read and Review! I suk at sums
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,462 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete