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I'm hopelesly hooked on Twilight fanfiction of all sorts here on ff.net and on twilighted.



Hopefully I can write something good enough for people to read! Until then, Happy New Year =)

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You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3859 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
I Say We Shoot Cupid and See How He Likes It by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella is an employee at Victoria's Secret. When a sexy Dr. Edward Cullen shows up, she can't help but ogle him. But wait! What the heck is Edward doing at Victoria's Secret? AH.OOC.LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4088 - Favs: 4,046 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
E Pluribus Unum by Rosette-Cullen reviews
One thing in exchange for another takes on a literal meaning when a relationship and social opinions are put at their breaking point. How can a couple defying those social opinions survive? ExB lemons, angst, romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,516 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Over the Twisting Line of His Spine by theladyingrey42 reviews
The ink was like a wound. It spread out over so much of his body - spiderwebs of pain, twisted curls of blackened loss and tendrils always reaching, ever searching across his skin." For Tattward & Inkella One-Shot Contest. AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tanqueray & Tonic and Other Assorted Cocktales by wtvoc reviews
side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11675 - Favs: 8,653 - Follows: 2,615 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19558 - Favs: 12,424 - Follows: 5,673 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Let's Talk About Sex, Baby! by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Edward and Bella are married, but their sex life leaves something to be desired. How can they turn things around? A/H, A/U, E/B, lemons, fluff, funnies!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Docta' Docta' by Rosette-Cullen reviews
An average human commodity of a doctor's visit turns into a bit more for Edward. Edward and Carlisle, Slash, M for graphic lemon and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5545 - Favs: 8,070 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fruit Cots and English Cucumbers by blondie AKA robin reviews
My own crazy crackfic. A silly drabble about Esme and banana hammocks. Posted by request of Alice Laughed, in honor of Admittedly Obsessed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Esme, Bella - Complete
Bedazzled by ashel-13 reviews
For Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Dorky Bella will do anything for Jacob, even sell her soul. But the tables are turned when Edward shows up to make her dreams come true. E/B AU. Hope you all enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Will Work Fer Smut by vanillabeans reviews
NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 224 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking by Mezzanottex3 reviews
... is what the heart is for. EdwardxBella. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Setting The Table by ashel-13 reviews
Oneshot. All Human. Lemon. Bella and Edward celebrate their first Thanksgiving together as a married couple. Co-written by HaydenMCullen and ashel-13.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mommy Dearest by HigherMagic reviews
I can’t believe that she can bear to do this to me, every single day. No relief comes, but I can’t bring myself to end it. I need help.' AU. All Human. Full Summary Inside. M for language, abuse and eventually lemons. Criticism welcome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,192 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Discovered Desires, Dangerous Desperation by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
For the Dirty Talking Edward contest: A year after Bella is changed she's driven Edward insane because she doesn't have time to spend with him. So he drags her off to a remote forest in South America to teach her a lesson. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking and Entering by Debussy-This reviews
My entry to the DTE contest. Bella's mouth gets her into trouble....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
He Will Never Touch You Like This by Edward the Dark Angel reviews
WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 212 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Testament Of Faith by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward pushed himself farther than he could ever to think to. In this time of prosperity, he is willing to be thankful for what he has been giving. EPOV, one-shot, meaningful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Play With Fire & It's Gonna Burn You by Mezzanottex3 reviews
ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 225 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Human Minute by SweetSerenity01 reviews
What if Edward didn't stay put during Bella's human minute?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Permission by Isabel0329 reviews
Sequel to Dualism. Rules are defined, patience is tested, and Bella finds relief. Rated M for language and extreme lemons. AU, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Be warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 362 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Bella's Sick Day by Hanna Rae reviews
When Bella stays home sick, Edward turns up to comfort her. What embarassing pieces of Bella's childhood will they come across? Fluffy Bella and Edward one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
How Breaking Dawn was all Emmett's fault by allyg1990 reviews
My way of blowing off post-breaking dawn disappointment. You may find it funny, you may not. The Cullens' reaction to Breaking Dawn. *SPOILERS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
The Truth About Heaven by Mezzanottex3 reviews
I came down here to tell you... it rains in Heaven all day long. I want to find you so bad... and let you know I'm miserable up here without you. ::Edward/Bella:: ::oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mommy's Letter by l'heure bleue reviews
It was the hardest thing I have ever done, but I did it. I moved on, Edward, just like you asked. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always: A Teenage Love Affair by XxBanditQueenxX reviews
This is the story of how, in the course of one summer, we went from being lifelong friends to passionate lovers. A story of the loss of the innocence and purity of two broken souls, destined for one another. ExB! Please R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,081 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Breaking Boundaries by sillybella reviews
Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006