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Author has written 25 stories for Half-Life, and Portal.
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Half Life Reborn by Killerblonde reviews
What if it was someone else in test chamber C-33/a? What if nobody agreed to be administrator of Earth, and the combine had no reason to let humanity live? Half Life Reborn is a remake of HL with new enemies, new allies, and a whole new faction. Review!
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 130,542 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
The Great Destroyer by Corporate Voyeur reviews
Doctor Breen's scientists wanted to create the ultimate weapon. They stripped away her humanity and have her circuitry. She was born again, but as a monstrosity. They didn't forsee that she would cause a turmoil beyond anything they had ever seen.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,036 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009
Zombie by Dusk Eyes reviews
A poem through the eyes of a zombie...
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
For Your Life by Still Bullet reviews
It was for the sake of her own life. Kill Pope, or we would kill you. She had no choice, and she had no regrets. One-shot, spoilers
Mirror's Edge - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
17 Burning by TheSpazzo reviews
In the wake of the raid on Nova Prospekt, the population of City 17 has taken up arms against the Combine. While most of the rebels slug it out in the ruins, a two-man sniper team takes the fight to the Combine behind the front lines. This is their story.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/20/2009
Half Life 3 by Kiefer I reviews
Twenty years later, after the defeat of the Combine, a new threat invades Earth. It's time for Freeman to take up the crowbar once again. Rated T for some intense violence. *Spoilers, not only for Half Life, but for my own previous writings*
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,410 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008
Random Thoughts by One Schim reviews
Just some random thoughts by Gordon ... although .. depends on what you consider 'random'. My collection of little stories set in different parts of the game.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008
Checkpoint D by theCarny reviews
While looking for a missing friend, Gordon and Alyx end up at the seemingly hospitable, albiet isolated, Checkpoint D. When the weather worstens, though, they're forced to stay...and discover the chilling secret of the resident rebels.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009
Echoes of a Resonance Cascade by Still Bullet reviews
Tales of Alyx's life after the events at Black Mesa, but before the time of Half-Life 2. Series of stories. Most Recent: Aliens come into Black Mesa East, their only request being to stay, which quickly leads to uneasy reactions. REVAMPED!
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,032 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008
Ones with Three Legs by Edelweiss Pirate reviews
A brief vignette to bring some life into one of the more interesting enemies in the series: The Striders.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Stolen Life by Death Eater Bella reviews
City 17 Train Station: Where people arrive and never leave and then some who never arrive at all. What happens to the woman who looses her reason to live?
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
On the Edge of Faith by Still Bullet reviews
There was always that one thought she tried to ignore about how she could always fall and end her life all but in a few seconds. She just wished she didn't have to see what would happen if someone did. One-Shot
Mirror's Edge - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Ninth Life by Disrupted Original reviews
The continuing adventures of a lucky cat and an unlucky physicist. Now with more Barney. Complete.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,327 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Field Trip To Hell by Still Bullet reviews
To Hell and back, Barney Calhoun has seen and done it all. But he never thought that he'd come across this again. One-Shot
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Sent by Eidolon Wisp reviews
Still alive? Not quite... A Portal fic
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
The Collected Archives of Jay and Ryan by Noun of Nouns reviews
Jay and Ryan. They start out as two ordianry citizens who eventually find themselves becoming rebels......by random chance. They don't understand why such a thing happened to them, but they do what they can.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008
Data Feed 36687 by Kiefer I reviews
A sneak peek at my new fan fic coming soon.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Tales From the Rebels by Still Bullet reviews
As the title implies, series of short stories based on a rebel's point of view and what they are going through. Most Recent: Two rebels wander around the coast in search of a rebel camp, talking about how life used to be before the Combine invasion.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008
Quoth the GLaDOS by encoder reviews
What happens when you do Portal in the style of Edgar Allan Poe? This!
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
And Then Came the Thunder by Still Bullet reviews
He woke up to find everything he knew was gone in the explosion, including them, his friends...but someone kept telling him they were alive. That couldn't be. One-Shot
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Only Time Will Tell by Deener The Writer reviews
Six years in the future. With Jason in the eleventh grade now, he explors his feelings for Eileen
Foxtrot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2008
The Words To Save Them All by Meshakhad reviews
Breen was wrong - he could say the words to stop the rebels. What if he did? Oneshot.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Everybody Loves Freeman! by Rainjam reviews
A person who knows nothing of Freeman, collects her [NEGATIVE] thoughts about him. Wrote it on a whim. Please read and review.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
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Barney Continues, Episode One reviews
The next installment of Barney Calhoun's adventure. Upon finding out about the doomed Citadel, Barney must evacuate as many people as possible before City 17 goes up in smoke. New enemies and new allies emerge. Rated T for gore and language.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010
The Device Has Been Modified Again reviews
GLaDOS must spare Chell's life so she may further test a new prototype which had failed 40 years earlier. Oneshot, K plus because there are some guts to clean off.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
Good Man reviews
The team at White Forest attempts to hold off the Striders one last time. Character death, entered for the February 2010 challenge for the Can We Talk? forum.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
Cutting Back reviews
With Black Mesa on the verge of knocking Aperture Science out of business, the Chief Financial Officer of Aperture Science holds a board meeting to find new ways to save money. And cake. Oneshot, rated K plus for GLaDOS being evil.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Complete
The Marvelous Misadventures of a Handyman! reviews
A G-mod story about a man who gets paid for what we all do on Gmod: Kill, build and destroy! Chapter 8 is now up.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,671 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 9/14/2008
The Griggs and Sheckley Oneshot Collection reviews
A collection of oneshots concerning everyone's favorite duo. Final chapter: Griggs and Sheckley say good bye to their home and continue on with their lives in the wake of the collapse of the super portal.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Mac's Science Surplus
Have you ever wondered where Dr. Kleiner gets all of the equipment sitting in his lab? Barney goes on a quest to find out. Rated K . Oneshot.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Seven Hours of Terror reviews
The Seven Hour War was the most horrific day in the Earth's history. The Combine seek to enslave the human race forever, dooming the Earth's population. But one man has the courage to stand up and say, "Not so fast!" Complete.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
The Wrong Kind of Health Vial reviews
Gordon attempts to find some health vials to heal an injury on the road to White Forest. In his pain and confusion, he chooses a quite different liquid for his wounds. Oneshot.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Fatal Misunderstanding reviews
When a doomed woman in one of City 17's many rebel hospitals is being put to death, the doctor carrying out the task learns a shocking detail that causes a life to be wasted.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Kleiner's Day Off reviews
When Dr. Kleiner becomes sick with a terrible illness, he needs someone to fill in for him in the lab. Who is better suited to the task than Barney? Oneshot.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
The Curse of the St Olga Monastery reviews
Curses and legends are all the same. False. Except for one. Based on Lost Coast.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
The IQ Headcrab reviews
There are venomous headcrabs, agile headcrabs, and those pesky standard ones. None of them are very smart, are they? Until now, of course. What if there was an intelligent headcrab?
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
How Do You Do It? reviews
Barney tries to get an answer out of Gordon concerning one of the most amazing things about his suit. How does he put it on so fast? Oneshot, K plus for *Gasps* alcoholic references!
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
Here, Catch! reviews
You love the shotgun. Admit it, you do. But Gordon didn't love it enough. Because he didn't catch it when it was thrown to him. This is another little "What If?" oneshot.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
It reviews
An idea bouncing around in my head for my next installment in the Barney Saga. Short Oneshot, T for bloody gory goodness.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Barney Begins reviews
How did Barney get into City 17? How did he get to work undercover for the Combine? Why is he terrified of that cat he always talks about? What was he doing in that week where Gordon was stuck in time with Alyx? This is Barney Calhoun's story. Completed.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,309 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Unwind reviews
Inspired by a review I had received to Barney Begins. What if Barney really did take a break from all of the action he's been a part of? Oneshot.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Old Enough to be Violent reviews
Young enough to do it again. One-shot about Alyx recieving her famed Alyxgun!
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Defender Of Good reviews
Alyx's trustworthy companion is built while she is still young. Two part story. Rated K cause really there's nothing bad here at all. And something special about this story: Home of the suckiest summary on the Earth! !
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Shut up, Dr Breen! reviews
A rebel gets motivated to do something horrible. So horrible, in fact, that your computer is incapable of handling the horrible horrible horribleness. One shot.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
The Only Ones on the Train reviews
I always wanted to write about the woman that talks about her husband being stopped for questioning in the woods. The full story according to who else? me. Oneshot. No better genre I could find but Tragedy. EDITED!
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Feeling the Squeeze reviews
A rebel aids Gordon in the Strider battle. I'm warning you now, CHARACTER DEATH. T for some gore and a bit of swearing. Oneshot.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
A Random Act of Pure Evil reviews
A oneshot with my theory of what the project is, and what is in Gman's briefcase. Is there a connection? We'll see! *MAJOR EDIT*
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Mustard Lambdas reviews
A lighthearted oneshot accompaniment to chapter 12 of Barney Begins, Griggs and Sheckley become rebels!
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
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