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newpennameheckzyes. i changed it 'cause i finally thought of something more creative. (:

well. hai. im chloe.

i read twilight stories. that's pretty much it, since my life has basically revolved around breaking dawn for the past month...or two...or five. i lost count. (: team jacob ftw. wait, edward wins? don't care. he's boring and unprotective and has no sense of humor. jacob, on the other hand...ohmygod, jacob.

because real men don't sparkle.

...except for jasper. jasper can sparkle all he wants. (;

i don't write much, but...i might. later. once i get a good idea. :D

yep. that's pretty much it. i like them copy-and-paste things, so i'll post a bunch of those. woot.

peace out, yo~ (that's right. gangstah G!)

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Fun and Games by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
Oh No. It's April 1st, and you know what that means. It's the Cullen's favorite holiday! What will happen when Bella gets caught in the mix? What will she do to get revenge? --please read, I suck at summaries lol! *NEWLY UPDATED! YAY!** note: T rating
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella
MALiGNANCE by Allie Capphar reviews
Seth Clearwater imprinting story. Because Seth needs some love. Even imprints need to deal with MALiGNANCE. Rated T to be safe. Seth/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 81,216 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Seth
The Beginning of Eternity by idancewithvamps reviews
Fluff isn't everything. Shouting matches, stress, unexpected guests, cheetos and much more inside this post-eclipse story. Wedding, change, etc.Bella is changed and something is different about her... ExB. Epilogue up! Enjoy! PleaseReview! First Fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,478 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Is This Feeling? by shea baybay reviews
What will happen when...you move to Forks? The Cullens are real, but the Swans are not? Jacob is already a werewolf and lives in Forks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,190 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Moonlit Eternity by Ms. Ali Kat reviews
Nessie has always known Jacob was special to her, but as her seventh birthday grows nearer, she’s finding the truth behind her feelings for him, and discovering a love that’s been waiting for her since the day she was born. From their blossoming romance,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
I Did it for You by forbidden-fruit-911 reviews
On the day of her wedding, Bella has decided to chose Jacob over Edward. But behind this decision, lies a dark secret. One that will ruin Edward and Bella's life and threaten to keep them away forever. Will she be able to find a way out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
The random things we do Aboutme by Beckah-lynn reviews
Emmett was bored. He found a new website, and he is getting everyone involved.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008
The Cullen Family! by The Diamond in the Rocks reviews
The Cullen Family is at a new high school in Alaska and the students there seem to think that they are creepy, cooky, mysterious and spooky. Review! Now edited into a bunch of random funny snippets.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Words and Things by caffeineaddict13 reviews
It’s everything you’ve been waiting for and it doesn’t make any sense. Jacob-centric oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
By the Light of the Moon by Entwinedlove reviews
What "could" have happened starting about mid-chapt. 15, of New Moon. Mostly a JacobxBella story, but the Cullen's will make an appearance. Warning: Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,368 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Happy Ending by blueandblack reviews
Jacob/Bella, their reunion at the wedding reception. For J/B shippers who weren't completely satisfied with the way it went down in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Right and Wrong by blueandblack reviews
Jacob/Bella, post Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Jacob and Bella by blueandblack reviews
A collection of eight 100 word Jacob/Bella drabbles written for various prompts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Nevercoming Dusk by kioharu reviews
Renesmee is now of age, physically 21, mentally more advanced than the oldest humans. Her relationship with Jacob was bound to change. And when it does, there arises a series of problems, no on expected. AFTER B.D. Renesmee's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,590 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Jacob
Breaking Down by Dancingfanpire reviews
Bella in the spoof book of Breaking Down by stephenie Meyer. Bella leaves Edward for Mike Newton and then Mike Newton runs off with Eric Yorkie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella - Complete
Letters by arienettechemistry reviews
It's simple, Bella chose Jacob. -Post Eclipse, BXJ, for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Emmett Cullen Goes To Day Camp by pleasebiteme reviews
It is what the title suggests. Stupid and random and ridiculous and beautiful. R&R :D Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
The Prophecy Revealed by amalin06 reviews
Bella gets married, and Edward changes her. But it doesn't happen the way that is expected. What happens when things go wrong. Jacob has to come back to take care of Bella. Does Edward lose her forever? After Eclipse. My version of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,683 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
A Wise Man Once Said by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella," Edward said disapprovingly. He knew my low tolerance for caffeine. New Moon: Page 494 . Bella drinks espresso. She then proceeds to act like a cat on crack. I'm not entirely sure what that means, but I imagine it's highly ridiculous. one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sky Fits Heaven by Aiedail01 reviews
Jacob Black. I wonder if subconsciously, he’s the reason I came back here. Because nothing else makes sense, and nothing else here matters to me." BellaxJacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Ask Auntie Carlisle by Jasper-and-Carlisle reviews
Carlisle answers questions! 'Tis fabby. T for some language. Beware of Bella bashing, OOCness, and pro-Jacob!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,448 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Carlisle, Jasper
Averse Odium by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Physical ailments are unknown to those who are vampires, but what of the subconscious and mental illness? Rated for rape, and by someone everyone will hate me for. ExB Second and final chapter added!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Twilight Series the condensed version by EdWaRd CuLLeN LuVs Me BeSt reviews
This is the Twilight Series..almost..but still just as awsome.This hysterical,oneshot will hit the funny bone of many twilight/edward fans.imagine the twilight series without all those other words to distract you from edward cullen/jacob black/bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Always Meant To Be by Insane Asylum 92 reviews
It's the day of Edward and Bella's graduation, but what happens when Bella starts to look at Jessica in a different way? Written for the lulz with my friends Julia and Nicole. R and R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Jessica
Full Moon by tehzombierayx3 reviews
What if Bella had never gotten the chance to jump off the cliff? If Alice had never came back? What would be different? JacobxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Wish Fulfillment by blueandblack reviews
The truck scene in chapter 16 of New Moon, the way it should have gone. Italics cut out when it stops being Stephenie Meyer and starts being me. Jacob/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Linger by nevermore199 reviews
This shouldn't be happening, she whispers. One-shot, Jacob x Bella. Rated for sexual implications.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
A Burning Question by Entwinedlove reviews
Bella has a question for Jacob and Edward about a certain human experience she wants. ExBxJ; Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
visitor by La Salle De Bain reviews
[oneshot] Bella's womanhood gets the best of her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Triangles With Linear Qualities by rcaqua reviews
Jacob doesn't even like geometry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete