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Joined 07-15-08, id: 1636281, Profile Updated: 06-18-11
Author has written 4 stories for Monster Buster Club, Total Drama series, and Stoked.

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Monster Buster Club

Sabrina

Isabella

Zeth

Amer

Ica

Tim

Death

Total Drama Action

Julie

Nia

Hilary

My Personal Profile (read if you want, skip it if you don't)


Name: Miss Peppy or MP (sorry real name is top secret)

Age: 13

Sex: Girl (wait that doesn't make sense, why would my username be Miss Peppy if I was a boy?)

Height: I'm tall

Weight: I'm skinny

Hair color: Dark brown to light black (depends on what season)

Eye color: brown

School: Yes

Fav. colors: blue, red, purple, black, and white

If you like saying "Hi" to every person you see even if you don't know them. Copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever said "Whaca watching" a million times to your older sister or brother causeing them to go crazy and chase you outside til you run into something or if you think dogs are better than cats. Copy and paste this on your profile.

For some reason the site wouldn't not let me in the document manager. So I can't write any chapters in til the words "Document Manager is currently down at the moment. Please come back in a few hours" are gone. If this has happen to you copy, paste this on your profile and add your username: Miss Peppy,

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, EAPshadows, Rairox64, Raikimrment2be,gwenfan22, Miss Peppy

~98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you like explosions and/or fire, copy and paste.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste.

If you have ever looked all over the house for something when it was in your hand the whole time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2007 (NOW 2008 XD) when:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

This has got to be one of the cleverest brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is deadly at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone has waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law).

Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!
DON'T FORGET TO PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Miss Peppy

If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, Fuzzy makes me happy, Lunadance506, Crimsonsunxx, Shadow Dragon13, TheLextacyBlossom,Ino-Gaara, MysteryArtist,GwenFan22

This is really sad...and really true...:

Try not to cry...

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.

> > > > Pick the month you were born:

> > > > January--I kicked
> > > > February--I loved
> > > > March--I smoked
> > > > April-- I licked
> > > > May--I choked on
> > > > June--I murdered
> > > > July--I did the Macarena with
> > > > August--I had lunch with
> > > > September--I danced with
> > > > October--I sang to
> > > > November--I yelled at
> > > > December--I ran over> > > > Pick the day (number) you were born on:

> > > > 1--a birdbath
> > > > 2--a monster
> > > > 3 --a phone
> > > > 4--a fork
> > > > 5--a Mexican
> > > > 6--a gangster
> > > > 7--my cell phone
> > > > 8--my dog
> > > > 9--my best friends' boyfriend
> > > > 10--my neighbor
> > > > 11--my science teacher
> > > > 12--Chuck Norris
> > > > 13--a fireman
> > > > 14--a stuffed animal
> > > > 15--a goat
> > > > 16--a pickle
> > > > 17--your mom
> > > > 18--a spoon
> > > > 19--myself
> > > > 20--a baseball bat
> > > > 21--a ninja
> > > > 22--a banana
> > > > 23--a noodle
> > > > 24--a squirrel
> > > > 25--a football player
> > > > 26--my sister
> > > > 27--my brother
> > > > 28--an ipod
> > > > 29--a permanent marker
> > > > 30--a llama
> > > > 31--A homeless guy

> > > > Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

> > > > White--because I'm cool like that
> > > > Black--because I'm a ninja.
> > > > Pink--because I'm NOT a a llama.
> > > > Red--because im awesome like that
> > > > Blue--because I'm hot and I do what I want
> > > > Green--because I hate myself.
> > > > Purple--because I'm cool.
> > > > Gray--because I was bored
> > > > Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> > > > Orange--because I hate my pet ostrich.
> > > > Brown--because I was on a rollercoaster.
> > > > Other--because that's how I roll.
> > > > None--because I can't control myself

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

Most of the teen population is involved in drugs and alchohol. If you like bagels, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those five-year-olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a remote control:
Warning not dishwasher safe.
(somebody is ether really smart or really lazy)

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you think swearing is bad,paste this on your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profileIf you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile.

I am currently out of my mind; feel free to leave a message.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you talk to inanimate objects (ex. "WORK, stupid computer!), copy and paste into your profileEven when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you believe Narnia is real, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Miss Pookamonga, breezybrez, Clear Plastic, narniagirl17 :), fionagurls1301:fictionlover94, Miss Peppy

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, or The OC or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, and it gives you nightmares copy and paste this into your profile.

Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

If you have ever conversed out loud with the voices in your head and had people look at you like you were insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate people who swear becouse they think its cool, copy and paste to your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your @ off. (Heck YEAH!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Fighting Away our Indecision, Aviarianna O' Lorien,fictionlover94, Miss Peppy

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them (only some boys)

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when you threaten to bite people if they don't quit whatever it is they are doing. Crazy is hissing Alice-style at people in the hallway when they laugh at you for being in a wheelchair. crazy is when you walk into a door then shout at it for being in your way, oh and then tell it that your never speaking to it again! Crazy is when you read all the time (TWILIGHT)and you're friends are so peed of with you they read them too!Crazy is when you push all the buttons in an elevator screaming 'WHY WON'T IT GO UP' whne you're on the top floor aready.Crazy is when you walked around school all day then after fifth period your friend tells you you have a sticker on your butt. Crazy is when you walked into a bench thats cemented to the ground and yell "WHO MOVED THIS BENCH?"Crazdkkfd..If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

-If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.( not all the time)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (If you're a girl)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (If you're a guy)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Can we define Witch?)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love Hoodies
You love jeans
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against a boy's team
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck
You own(ed) an X-Box
Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own(ed) a PS2, DS, or Sega
you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV
gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advise
you own like a trillion baseball caps
You like going to high school football games
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink
You go to your mom for advice
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black
You like hanging out at the mall
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
You don't like the movies Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/more than an hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than ten pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne (when I remember it)
You love the movies
Used to play with dolls as a little kid
Like putting on make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
Like being the star of everything

Total: 13

So I'm in the middle.

I'm that one girl you make fun of because I'm different, that I'd rather talk face to face than text, write a real letter than twitter, and read a book instead of go to the movies. You make fun of me because I have an over active imagination. I'm that one girl who would rather write a book than go to the mall. I've been called weird and a freak and even a babbling idiot. But just know that it hurts me. Every single rumor. Every single lie. You think I don't know. But a word travels fast, esspecially when I'm standing here behind your back. Stop bullying now. A message from I'm LegallyBrunette, because everything I just wrote was true.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

If you have ever accidentally walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.way.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 80 of the talking you do today will be to yourself.

If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile.

90% Of Chris McClean Fans would die if Chris jumped of a cliff. Paste on your page of your the. 10% Yelling, "Chris, toss me the Million!"

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can't stand the Jonas Brothers and want to vomit when girls go goo-goo over them, copy and paste this into you profile

95 of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn and invited friends.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!!

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile!!!

If your obsessed with FanFiction, copy this on your profile.

93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever accidentally walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!!

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and look at them for 5 minutes then gasp and say "your one of them?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, RUN!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will ask people if they've seen you recently.

BEST FRIENDS: Will scream "HEY WHORE" down the halls in school looking for you.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

Now for some notes on helping you get on in life.

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5.Do not go out in public.

6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40.You know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71.Eat the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! (where?!)

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...


Top List of Thing on What NOTTo Do

1. Do write in code on notes, and try to pass it to a friend in a class where the teacher is crazy and believes in aliens, he will report you.

2. If someone is yelling at you, do not fix your shirt, unless you have a good reason(...or not)

3. Talk to your imaginary friend while your dad (or mom) is yelling at you.

4. Tell your overachiever yet also very gullible- best friend that the reason you are 3 hours late to was because you were taken to the police station for questioning when really you had an appointment that ran really late.

5. Do not use the word gullible in a sentence, if you do not know how to use it. (see #4 for an example)

Note any words that are underlined, IGNORE. Also please do not ask how I came up with these, lets just say I go to a weird school, and my life is messed up.

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Where on Earth is Lauren Ridgemount? by Freedom Fighter reviews
Lo falls instantly in love with a guy just because he can whisk her away from a working life, and then he actually does! But the others don't exactly think the guy's intentions are on the up and up. Final chapter is up: "City of Love? City of Finit!"
Stoked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,185 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Lo - Complete
Killer in the mall by SerketChaos reviews
FULL SUM INSIDE,RATED TO BE SAFE A killer is around the west Gallaria mall, Caitlin worried hosts a sleep over, the days seem normal, but soon the gang is straned in the mall fearing for their lives as they learn there is more than one killer
6teen - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 8/16/2007
Intertwined by Bloody Nikki reviews
Tony likes to think that Pepper is his personal Cheerlead and will always be by his side but that may not be true. Slight Pepper/Tony Slight Pepper/Gene I'm not good at summaries was called 'little things between friends'
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Pepper P. - Complete
Orgin of the Makugan Jewel by DiamondsAren'tForever reviews
What if the makugan rings, weren't the only makugan power out there? Mona Lawerance and Skilar Sergerto come to the Tomorrow Academy, bringing some strange happenings. What will happen? TxOC maybe PxG OCxOC DISCONTINUED.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,736 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Tony S. - Complete
New Friends and Old Enemies by irishchick1990 reviews
Sam has a granddaughter he has not seen since she was a baby and now she is living in Morganville. She changes Amelie's life fo the better.OK PEOPLE WHY DON'T THEY HAVE SAM'S NAME IN THE CHARACTER'S LIST?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Amelie
DiddilySquat by TheLoveStrukk reviews
Strange title, i know. it has nothing to do with the story, i just like the word! WARNING! Chapter 9 is SAD!CHRIS/SAM Danny/Cathy
Monster Buster Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,006 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009
One Of the Guys by PunkRock'dPrincess reviews
When Bummer announces that an important guest is coming to stay, and that this guest will happen to be the host of an ultimate surfing contest her at Sunset Beach, the groms jump at the chance. But what’s the a catch to this epic event? Major Reefin
Stoked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,839 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Reef, Fin
Of Surfers and Cross Dressers by Winter-Rae reviews
Broseph takes it upon himself to help Johnny finally hook up with Emma. However, Reef keeps interfering in his quest to find out the identity of Broseph's secret girlfriend. And why is Ripper in a dress? Read on to find out!
Stoked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Emma, Johnny - Complete
Love Between Friends by Damus Dark reviews
The gang go to an amusement park and things happen. This is my first Weekenders story I hope you like it. Lor X Tino. Ch. 2 is up.
Weekenders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009
How the mbc started by SamRox20 reviews
this story comes from Sam's point of veiw,she just moved to singletown and then years later the mbc could end up still going... or will it? afterwards! pairings TOO!
Monster Buster Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,574 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009
Heart of a Warrior by IceNinjaWarrior reviews
Late one night, Sam gets kidnapped by aliens from the past. Read to find out which aliens. Sam/Chris, Danny/Cathy, school bullies, and a whole lot of aliens.
Monster Buster Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2009
Alien Prom Night by Mzginger994 reviews
It's almost 2 yrs since the MBC was formed. Cathy, Danny, Chris, and Sam are now Juniors in High school and they need a date for the prom. But who will they go with? Sam/Chris, MOSTLY CATHY/DANNY! Chapter 13!
Monster Buster Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,127 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
iSnapped by Nuhvok01 reviews
Freddie: the loveable loser. Everyone thinks nice things about Freddie. Not any more. He has snapped and he is not putting up with anything anymore! Warning: very violent and gory. Freddie is very OOC in this.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Freddie B., Carly S.
One Moonless Night by PopCornforme reviews
There is a killer on the loose, with a devious plan, seeking revenge. Meanwhile, the 6teen gang is hanging out, watching movies, the usual. But they do not realize the immense danger they soon will be facing. Fourth chapter is up. Jen/Jude Jonesy/Nikki
6teen - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Haunted by wingedauthoress14 reviews
Courtney really needs to stop reading scary stories before bed...
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
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Evil can fall in love 2: the love letter reviews
Sabrina finallys tells someone who wrote the letter to Sam but when he comes back to Earth. He only has one plan to marry Sam. Who is it? It's up everybody to stop him. ?XSam, ChrisxSam, JohnXOC, and OCXOCXOC.
Monster Buster Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009
Red Shoes reviews
5 years ago a girl goes missing and nobody knows what happen until 5 years later the soul of the girl wants the case to open again in which her brother must find out what happen to her for her to rest in peace but he can't do it alone.
Stoked - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010
Daddy don't you love me any more? reviews
I got this from a sence from 1408. Chris had a past that no one knows about but what happens when it starts to haunt him and sadly the new campers also do too. Takes place on Total Drama Action. NoahXOc and JustianxOc
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Chris M.
Evil can fall in love too reviews
Cathy's friend is coming to Earth and her brother seems to have feelings for Sam.How will Chris stand for this.OcxSam,ChrisxSam, DannyxCathy, and JohnxOC.
Monster Buster Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,435 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete