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Bring It On Home by lilyleia78 reviews
When John sells his sons to Heaven in exchange for the Colt, Dean and Sam find themselves separated from each other and in the care of two very different angels. Dean/Cas and Sam/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,912 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I'm The One Who Gripped You Tight by HigherMagic reviews
...To Screw Over The Other Guys. Season 4 AU. Castiel never was an Angel - Dean didn't know who or what had raised him from Hell. It could have been anything powerful enough. What he hadn't expected...was Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,096 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
The Keys to Destiny by Mistress Whimsy reviews
AU. Dean/Castiel SLASH. What starts as a series of strange dreams about a man Dean has never met becomes the key to changing a destiny that was supposed to be unavoidable. NEW CHAPTER IS UP!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,135 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14504 - Favs: 11,781 - Follows: 5,439 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Temple of Lodovique by LaVioleBlanche reviews
CAS-T13L is a simple service unit, obeying without question. Then one day he meets a Bounty Hunter named Dean, and the two of them realize that nothing in this world is simple. Inspired by Skydoll comics. Destiel, Sabriel. M/M
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20096 - Favs: 11,696 - Follows: 6,908 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons in Forbidden Love by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
We always want what we can't have, but their love was so much more than temptation. What do you do when you fall in love with a student? That's the question Edward has to ask himself as he falls for his favorite student, Bella. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,461 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 2,115 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Dean and Cas Winchester by AzarathianSorceror reviews
What happens when Dean and Cas take to the suburbs, with 7 small children in tow?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 4,411 - Follows: 4,534 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Special Agent: Isabella Gibbs by AbbyVolturi reviews
CHARLIE WASN’T BELLA’S FATHER. HE WAS HER UNCLE. HER FATHER IS A NCIS ANGENT. EDWARDS LEAVES AND BELLA DECIDES TO GO BACK TO HER FATHER AND WORK WITH HIM. NCIS AND TWILIGHT CROSSOVER.
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Bella
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12101 - Favs: 5,128 - Follows: 3,122 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3329 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
You're on the Air by kaitouahiru reviews
"And I said nothing about aliens. I said it was a robot head," One simple mistake that Dean makes on his talk show about what Castiel had said on his own results in an argument between the two- on the air.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,134 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
A Night to be Sinful by kidneythieves reviews
Soulless Sam asks for Balthazar help, becoming indebted to the untrustworthy angel. Sam's soul returns and so does Balthazar to collect his debt. Slash, sexually graphic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,646 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sam W., Balthazar - Complete
Me and Mine by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Castiel is a gay priest and devoted to repressing himself, until he meets seventeen year old Dean who needs help in denying his own sexuality. Inconvenient though it is, they fall in love and move from denial to platonic love to something more complex.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,570 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Not Invited by staceycj reviews
Dean thought he had been making friends at his new school. It turns out he was incorrect. Dean elementary school
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Complete
No Brakes Or Take Backs by HigherMagic reviews
Castiel never wanted a demon, but Gabriel, joy that he is, has decided to get him one anyway. Now Castiel can't keep the damned thing off his mind. And his scent is everywhere. Lust demon!Dean/toppy!Castiel, AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,837 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Notes on a Dashboard in an Impala by Madam Mimm reviews
Inspired by the brilliant Firefly fic "notes on a fridge on a spaceship". One day, a post-it appeared on a dashboard, and then everything changed.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Gabriel - Complete
Pitter Patter of Tiny Wing Beats: Growing Up Angel by luckypixi reviews
After Michael's message, Sam and Dean vow to look after Castiel and Gabriel, as they both go through a childhood they never had. Lots of cuteness and humour with the de-aged angels. Follow up from Pitter Patter of Tiny Wing Beats. No slash. R&R?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,281 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Answering the Prayer by kidneythieves reviews
Cas answers Dean's prayer. Sam finds Balthazar too tempting to ignore any longer. Slash, sexually graphic. Dean/Cas & Sam/Balthazar.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,980 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7055 - Favs: 4,909 - Follows: 2,507 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mirror by cloudyjenn reviews
When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 167 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Love Games by OddCoupler222 reviews
Hope, dread, desperation, emotion. Love. Peeta Mellark had watched the Hunger Games ever since he could remember. But when he was sixteen, they ceased to be the Hunger Games, and turned into the Love Game. The Hunger Games told in Peeta's point of view.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,131 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Instinct by HigherMagic reviews
Dean and Sam are werewolves that get captured by an enemy were-cat colony living nearby. The Alpha and Beta of the colony start giving them unexpected, and somewhat unwanted, attention. Werewolf/Were-cat AU. Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,047 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
This is the Story by GarvinMark reviews
First Fanfiction-just an idea I had about having Eugene tell the story of "Tangled" to his kids, with comments and side scenes featuring the royal children :D
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,224 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Twilight Marked adopted from NotSoSlightlyCrazy by bellaboot reviews
ADOPTED! During NM Bella gets Marked and sent to the Tulsa House of Night and becomes friends with Zoey and the gang. But, what happens when the Cullens show up? And Jake? B/? AU a little OOC
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,828 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009
A Hand by thecouchcarrot reviews
Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4334 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 3,436 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
This is Not Convenient by cloudyjenn reviews
If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 262 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4986 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3203 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15823 - Favs: 6,996 - Follows: 3,218 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9457 - Favs: 7,779 - Follows: 3,239 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everyone, say your prayers for Mike Newton by nattycullen reviews
Edward's gym class is playing Bella's class and Mike Newton flings the ball at Bella and hits her face, resolving into a very angry Edward Cullen...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Sexed Ed by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Edward Cullen has been in love with Bella Swan for 2 years. When he needs help getting her to notice him, he'll go to any lengths to do it. Even if that includes having her teach him in the art of seduction. AH Rated M for future lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,149 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
Castiel and Slash Fiction by JoyHeart reviews
Sam and Dean showed Castiel what slash fiction was. This was a mistake. Especially when Chuck publishes the Supernatural books that Castiel happens to be in, allowing fangirls to make a new slash pairing. Crack.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Changer by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Bella Swan moves to Forks to live with Charlie but she is more then meets the eye. She seems to know about the Cullen's and their world. But how? Something is different about her, and not just her strange scent and behaviour. Bella is something else.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,696 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
101 Things the Cullens Are Not Allowed to do by Ef0818HaleCullen reviews
A list of things the Cullen kids and Jacob can't do. It's funny, or so i think. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009
Masen and Swan: Good Times in the Big Easy by Gleena reviews
Masen and Swan help the New Orleans PD investigate a series of unusual killings involving voodoo and red-haired men. Things get a little sticky when Masen goes undercover, and it's not because of the humidity. Collaboration by Gleena and ebhg.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,604 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
In Another Life by the-glory-days reviews
When Edward Cullen is killed in a car accident, it’s Bella Swan who finds herself helping his ghost find out why he died. All-Human, AU, A Twilight Retelling.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,222 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Calls To Blood by Deja and Darcie reviews
Mike's murder on the Cullen's land creates problems when Booth and Bones are called to investigate. Booth and Bones are mixed in with Alice's visions of the future of the Cullens. Set after all the Twilight books. First in the "Blood" Series.
Crossover - Bones & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,366 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - S. Booth, Edward - Complete
Good Enough by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Edward works for the FBI. He's the best in his field and the worst at relationships with a habit of falling quickly in and out of love. When he gets shot, his nurse will take care of more than just his medicine. Is she good enough? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,667 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Capturing An Angel by BellaCullenVampirz reviews
Bella is an Angel who tripped and fell from heaven,right into Volterra.Aro gives Bella to Carlisle,who has to keep Bella with him and his family in Forks.Bella has to go to school like a regular kid.what is this attraction between Edward&Bella?AU OOC Cano
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,344 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Demigod by Jazzii reviews
The beautiful Bella Swan moves to forks with her Dad, thats where she meets Edward Cullen and his Family who have a secret. But What they don't know Bella also has a important secret just as more important as there. Shes not all human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,183 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
I am Edward Cullen’s Fiancée by Selene11 reviews
“What exactly do you want me to do?" "You would be working as my fiancée." “Fiancée? Is this some sort of a joke? Am I on TV? Who would hire someone to act as his fiancée?” “Me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,786 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Best Friends by twilightseries4life reviews
This is basically a story about Edward, Bella, Jasper, Emmett, Alice, and Rosalie as toddlers. Follow their crazy adventures together. From Jasper learning about PMSing, to Emmett committing "suicide". Cute fluff. Good for a few quick laughs! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Three Minutes In A Closet by Bellacullen1901 reviews
Who knew that three minutes in a closet could change your life? Bella Swan is dragged into a game of Spin the Bottle at a party and ends up in the basement closet with a complete stranger. Will she find out who was her mystery man is? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,029 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8710 - Favs: 14,175 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen and Swan: The FBI’s Most Unwanted by Gleena reviews
Special Agent Bella Swan, the FBI’s most unwanted, is partnered with the bureau’s poster boy, SA Edward Masen. Their chemistry keeps them on their toes as they travel to Forks to investigate a series of mysterious deaths. Epic T Collaboration Gleena/ebhg
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Live With Vampires by dreams of bubbles reviews
At age 5, Bella goes to Italy with her parents. One of the destinations: Volterra. Imagine Aro's surprise when his gift does not work on her. What does he do? Well, he adopts her. This is Bella's life in Volterra, growing up the human among vampires...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,073 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Aro
The Blood Crystal by Melolabel reviews
AU-When Angela is kidnapped by a rogue Vampire, Bella embarks on a whirlwind adventure to save her friend. When she becomes lost in the rain forests of Peru, who will come to her rescue? And what is the Blood Crystal?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,334 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imprinting by C.Queen reviews
Nobody will explain to Renesmee what exactly it means for Jacob to have imprinted on her, so she decides to look it up in the dictionary with hilarious results.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Twilight Dictionary by ekmemerald reviews
Due to a stroke of genius, the Twilight Dictionary was born. Join us as we scour the dictionary for amusing words and we convert their meanings into Twilightyness. Rated for safety. Better summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Cullen's and a Plane by yalrac reviews
What happens when the Cullen's go to visit Renee? Rosalie steals Bella's iPod, Jasper freaks out, and Emmett wants to fly the plane! One-shot unless a lot of people like it!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Strange Change by mrs.edwardcullen9090 reviews
A wish on a shooting star causes Edward an Bella to end up in each others bodies! What will happen? will they be able to change back? First fan fic! Review please! Placed after new moon but before eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Within The Darkness by bellaklutz2010 reviews
Will Bella survive? What will Rosalie do now? Will Kyle still be a vampire? Continuation the beloved story "The Secret Compartment". Rated T becase I am paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,170 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
The Secret Compartment by bellaklutz2010 reviews
When Bella decides to move to Forks her mother and Phil give her one last gift, a desk from the 1900’s. When Bella finds a secret compartment filled with secret letters she finds herself falling in love with a man who no longer exists, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Artist's Model by InkBud reviews
AU All Human. Edward Masen is a painter in Paris known for his sensual nude portraits when he stumbles across the beautiful Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
A Cullen Christmas Morning by dreams of bubbles reviews
Its Christmas morning at the Cullen's and all Bella wants to do is sleep! Will she be able to do that when Alice wants to get her ready for pictures, and Emmett wants to open presents? Just a funny little one shot of our favorite vampires on Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Has Your Eyes by Justine Lark reviews
Rather than sitting silently by Bella as she transforms, Edward pours out his heart. Listen to the hopes, fears, memories, insights, love and promises he shares with his wife during her change.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Christmas Wish by monocracy reviews
Edward makes a wish without realizing the consequences and has a Christmas he will never forget. A seasonal romantic comedy that features Edward, Bella, and the rest of the Forks' crew. Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,590 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
Beauty and the Vampire by AllIHaveIsYou reviews
A different take on Edward and Bella meeting...James has kept Bella as a human pet, Edward finds her when hunting James, the story is better than summary, benefit of the doubt?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,143 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 164 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Work First, Love Second by Jennala reviews
Bella Swan works for the FBI. When she and another agent get assigned to work on a dangerous mission together, they fall in love along the way. Will their love get in the way of capturing a Russian spy? Will they succeed before destruction hits?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,780 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008
Charges Are by wintereden reviews
Mister Winchester, please. Dean is nine. He is not qualified to be giving his class self defense lessons. John and Dean oneshot. Sweet, fluffy, and shockingly enough, no angst!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Dean W., John W. - Complete