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OK now after that I'd actually to say some things about me... not patatoface, I like to read i'm currenty reading the obernewtyn chronicals, I make games like rpg games though i'm only just getting past the stage after the one above noob (oh i use engine001, just to put a small add in there)... oh i'll finish updating tomorrow...

Some examples of why the human race has probably come so far (note the sarcasm). You know, not all people have IQ points of forty-five. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Dang it! My dream-self is going to miss fixing their hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But...the box said that it was JUST a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Besides...whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(*shakes head* We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we could just stop 5 year-olds from hijacking cars and using forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(No, really?!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(OK...? Something obviously went wrong in the translation...I hope!)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(In other words, don't use if floating in outer space)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Nuts are fine, but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid BIG bucks to write this one. Wow, two sentences! 'You're a big kid now!' applause)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise both hands if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(That's right, go ahead! Just destroy children's dreams left and right!)

On a booklight box at Wal-Mart: great to use while sleeping (My dream-self can now catch up on all the reading material she's been missing.)

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The Little Things Give You Away by AishiExcel reviews
Rich teen star Light Yagami has it all- fame, fortune, and a beautiful model girlfriend. But his fame and praise grows shallow and Light finds himself bored… Then one day he meets a mysterious stranger at a benefit ball and everything turns upside down
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,284 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Light Y., L
Kurisuta's Diary by Kurisuta reviews
This is my story. The story of a girl who can't touch anyone without intruding on their deepest feelings. And the foreign exchange student who moves in to her house. DaixOCxDark -under construction-
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,132 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Daisuke N., Dark M. - Complete
Shinigami Child by Lillian Edwards reviews
On september 18th 1980 a girl is born with the ability to reconize death notes and shinigami without touching a death note. And if that wasn't enough, she also has a tie to L but does she have the ability to save him? L and Oc pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 171,998 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Something to do with StarCraft by Shadowthefrog reviews
well, messed up, involves other things, but does involve StarCraft.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Zeratul - Complete